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"Continue the same story, each poster only using 10 words........ As i poured milk onto my cereals you began spreading ......." Peanut butter over my face, smirking as you teased me | |||
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"Especially when a dollop fell on the floor and then" I heard the "ping" notification on the pregnancy notification app.. | |||
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"Sorry I missed the ten words bit 🫣😄" The combination of testicles swelling and pinging created an interesting.. | |||
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"Sorry I missed the ten words bit 🫣😄 The combination of testicles swelling and pinging created an interesting.." Cornucopia of the senses resembling the work of Damien Hirst | |||
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"I reached for the epi pen" squealing as it fired and stabbed clean through my hand | |||
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"squealing as it fired and stabbed clean through my hand" I cursed my clumsiness realising it was my wanking hand | |||
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"squealing as it fired and stabbed clean through my hand I cursed my clumsiness realising it was my wanking hand" Peanutbutter on my face, a pen through my hand - Mondays!!! | |||
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"squealing as it fired and stabbed clean through my hand I cursed my clumsiness realising it was my wanking hand Peanutbutter on my face, a pen through my hand - Mondays!!!" Quickly realising that peanut butter will never be one word! | |||
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"squealing as it fired and stabbed clean through my hand I cursed my clumsiness realising it was my wanking hand Peanutbutter on my face, a pen through my hand - Mondays!!! Quickly realising that peanut butter will never be one word!" I went back to basics and rethought my whole approach | |||
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"squealing as it fired and stabbed clean through my hand I cursed my clumsiness realising it was my wanking hand Peanutbutter on my face, a pen through my hand - Mondays!!! Quickly realising that peanut butter will never be one word! I went back to basics and rethought my whole approach" By now my cereal was soggy and I cried dramatically | |||
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""Wahey" I shouted, flinging the cereal in the sink triumphantly." and I still haven not eaten a thing all day | |||
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""Wahey" I shouted, flinging the cereal in the sink triumphantly. and I still haven not eaten a thing all day" No time for food, it's shit, shower and shave then ..... | |||
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""Wahey" I shouted, flinging the cereal in the sink triumphantly. and I still haven not eaten a thing all day No time for food, it's shit, shower and shave then ....." Time for that 8 o'clock fuck fest - I can't wait | |||
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""Wahey" I shouted, flinging the cereal in the sink triumphantly. and I still haven not eaten a thing all day No time for food, it's shit, shower and shave then ..... Time for that 8 o'clock fuck fest - I can't wait" I arrived ten minutes early, and couldn't believe my eyes ...... | |||
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""Wahey" I shouted, flinging the cereal in the sink triumphantly. and I still haven not eaten a thing all day No time for food, it's shit, shower and shave then ..... Time for that 8 o'clock fuck fest - I can't wait" Shaving with the non injured hand, may yet prove tricky... | |||
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"So off I swiftly dashed to the local sex shop To purchase an emergency sexy nurse outfit which I hoped " Would conceal my raging, dripping hard-on and bejazzled testicles until | |||
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"The opportunity finally arose to reveal my full glory to" The traffic warden who was putting a tickets on my | |||
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"The opportunity finally arose to reveal my full glory to The traffic warden who was putting a tickets on my" Tractor, the car wouldn't start so I'd had to improvise... | |||
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"The opportunity finally arose to reveal my full glory to The traffic warden who was putting a tickets on my Tractor, the car wouldn't start so I'd had to improvise..." snagged her stockings trying to get the ticket on windscreen | |||
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"The opportunity finally arose to reveal my full glory to The traffic warden who was putting a tickets on my Tractor, the car wouldn't start so I'd had to improvise... snagged her stockings trying to get the ticket on windscreen" McLovin walked past and said nice chunky arse love, before... | |||
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"The opportunity finally arose to reveal my full glory to The traffic warden who was putting a tickets on my Tractor, the car wouldn't start so I'd had to improvise... snagged her stockings trying to get the ticket on windscreen McLovin walked past and said nice chunky arse love, before..." I blew a rip roaring fart that embarrassed us all | |||
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"The opportunity finally arose to reveal my full glory to The traffic warden who was putting a tickets on my Tractor, the car wouldn't start so I'd had to improvise... snagged her stockings trying to get the ticket on windscreen McLovin walked past and said nice chunky arse love, before..." He tripped over a badger, he fell face first into ..... | |||
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"The opportunity finally arose to reveal my full glory to The traffic warden who was putting a tickets on my Tractor, the car wouldn't start so I'd had to improvise... snagged her stockings trying to get the ticket on windscreen McLovin walked past and said nice chunky arse love, before... I blew a rip roaring fart that embarrassed us all" When eyes had stopped stinging and the air had cleared... | |||
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"The opportunity finally arose to reveal my full glory to The traffic warden who was putting a tickets on my Tractor, the car wouldn't start so I'd had to improvise... snagged her stockings trying to get the ticket on windscreen McLovin walked past and said nice chunky arse love, before... He tripped over a badger, he fell face first into ....." Hello's cleavage, steadying himself by grabbing her breasts, then recovering... | |||
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"The opportunity finally arose to reveal my full glory to The traffic warden who was putting a tickets on my Tractor, the car wouldn't start so I'd had to improvise... snagged her stockings trying to get the ticket on windscreen McLovin walked past and said nice chunky arse love, before... He tripped over a badger, he fell face first into ..... Hello's cleavage, steadying himself by grabbing her breasts, then recovering..." That was lucky he said, having them to fall on | |||
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"The opportunity finally arose to reveal my full glory to The traffic warden who was putting a tickets on my Tractor, the car wouldn't start so I'd had to improvise... snagged her stockings trying to get the ticket on windscreen McLovin walked past and said nice chunky arse love, before... He tripped over a badger, he fell face first into ..... Hello's cleavage, steadying himself by grabbing her breasts, then recovering... That was lucky he said, having them to fall on" That's quite the pair of Badger buffers you have there... | |||
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"The opportunity finally arose to reveal my full glory to The traffic warden who was putting a tickets on my Tractor, the car wouldn't start so I'd had to improvise... snagged her stockings trying to get the ticket on windscreen McLovin walked past and said nice chunky arse love, before... He tripped over a badger, he fell face first into ..... Hello's cleavage, steadying himself by grabbing her breasts, then recovering... That was lucky he said, having them to fall on That's quite the pair of Badger buffers you have there..." Thanks, I bought them on ebay and really quite cheap | |||
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"The opportunity finally arose to reveal my full glory to The traffic warden who was putting a tickets on my Tractor, the car wouldn't start so I'd had to improvise... snagged her stockings trying to get the ticket on windscreen McLovin walked past and said nice chunky arse love, before... He tripped over a badger, he fell face first into ..... Hello's cleavage, steadying himself by grabbing her breasts, then recovering... That was lucky he said, having them to fall on That's quite the pair of Badger buffers you have there... Thanks, I bought them on ebay and really quite cheap" Are they milk fillable I inquired, feeling a little perverted... | |||
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"The opportunity finally arose to reveal my full glory to The traffic warden who was putting a tickets on my Tractor, the car wouldn't start so I'd had to improvise... snagged her stockings trying to get the ticket on windscreen McLovin walked past and said nice chunky arse love, before... He tripped over a badger, he fell face first into ..... Hello's cleavage, steadying himself by grabbing her breasts, then recovering... That was lucky he said, having them to fall on That's quite the pair of Badger buffers you have there... Thanks, I bought them on ebay and really quite cheap" they were on special offer, two for the price of... | |||
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"The opportunity finally arose to reveal my full glory to The traffic warden who was putting a tickets on my Tractor, the car wouldn't start so I'd had to improvise... snagged her stockings trying to get the ticket on windscreen McLovin walked past and said nice chunky arse love, before... He tripped over a badger, he fell face first into ..... Hello's cleavage, steadying himself by grabbing her breasts, then recovering... That was lucky he said, having them to fall on That's quite the pair of Badger buffers you have there... Thanks, I bought them on ebay and really quite cheap they were on special offer, two for the price of... " Three, I considered that sounded a bit of a rip off | |||
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"The opportunity finally arose to reveal my full glory to The traffic warden who was putting a tickets on my Tractor, the car wouldn't start so I'd had to improvise... snagged her stockings trying to get the ticket on windscreen McLovin walked past and said nice chunky arse love, before... He tripped over a badger, he fell face first into ..... Hello's cleavage, steadying himself by grabbing her breasts, then recovering... That was lucky he said, having them to fall on That's quite the pair of Badger buffers you have there... Thanks, I bought them on ebay and really quite cheap they were on special offer, two for the price of... " A kipper, but surely more comforting than a nice fish... | |||
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"The opportunity finally arose to reveal my full glory to The traffic warden who was putting a tickets on my Tractor, the car wouldn't start so I'd had to improvise... snagged her stockings trying to get the ticket on windscreen McLovin walked past and said nice chunky arse love, before... He tripped over a badger, he fell face first into ..... Hello's cleavage, steadying himself by grabbing her breasts, then recovering... That was lucky he said, having them to fall on That's quite the pair of Badger buffers you have there... Thanks, I bought them on ebay and really quite cheap they were on special offer, two for the price of... Three, I considered that sounded a bit of a rip off" *rip-off (counts as 1 word) | |||
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"The opportunity finally arose to reveal my full glory to The traffic warden who was putting a tickets on my Tractor, the car wouldn't start so I'd had to improvise... snagged her stockings trying to get the ticket on windscreen McLovin walked past and said nice chunky arse love, before... He tripped over a badger, he fell face first into ..... Hello's cleavage, steadying himself by grabbing her breasts, then recovering... That was lucky he said, having them to fall on That's quite the pair of Badger buffers you have there... Thanks, I bought them on ebay and really quite cheap they were on special offer, two for the price of... A kipper, but surely more comforting than a nice fish..." Cappuccino. entering the bar, seeing my date i dropped my .... | |||
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"The opportunity finally arose to reveal my full glory to The traffic warden who was putting a tickets on my Tractor, the car wouldn't start so I'd had to improvise... snagged her stockings trying to get the ticket on windscreen McLovin walked past and said nice chunky arse love, before... He tripped over a badger, he fell face first into ..... Hello's cleavage, steadying himself by grabbing her breasts, then recovering... That was lucky he said, having them to fall on That's quite the pair of Badger buffers you have there... Thanks, I bought them on ebay and really quite cheap they were on special offer, two for the price of... A kipper, but surely more comforting than a nice fish... Cappuccino. entering the bar, seeing my date i dropped my ...." Knickers....for lo and behold my date is father Jack... | |||
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"The opportunity finally arose to reveal my full glory to The traffic warden who was putting a tickets on my Tractor, the car wouldn't start so I'd had to improvise... snagged her stockings trying to get the ticket on windscreen McLovin walked past and said nice chunky arse love, before... He tripped over a badger, he fell face first into ..... Hello's cleavage, steadying himself by grabbing her breasts, then recovering... That was lucky he said, having them to fall on That's quite the pair of Badger buffers you have there... Thanks, I bought them on ebay and really quite cheap they were on special offer, two for the price of... A kipper, but surely more comforting than a nice fish... Cappuccino. entering the bar, seeing my date i dropped my ...." Primark bright purple pants and showed my bare arse to | |||
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"Behind Ted and Dougal in a state of arousal and" Wearing a pair of really ribbly strap on rubber cocks..... | |||
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"Behind Ted and Dougal in a state of arousal and What a feckin eejit said dougal, while Ted covers his... Hairy mishapen penis and testicles with a dirty tea towel " At that point _ello and _ittlemissflirty grabbed tightly hold of | |||
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"Behind Ted and Dougal in a state of arousal and What a feckin eejit said dougal, while Ted covers his... Hairy mishapen penis and testicles with a dirty tea towel At that point _ello and _ittlemissflirty grabbed tightly hold of " The truth, but it escaped, and then … | |||
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"I should of had that extra bowl of corn flakes " And stayed licking peanut butter off Dissolvedorders pert and hard ... | |||
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"Behind Ted and Dougal in a state of arousal and What a feckin eejit said dougal, while Ted covers his... Hairy mishapen penis and testicles with a dirty tea towel At that point _ello and _ittlemissflirty grabbed tightly hold of The truth, but it escaped, and then … An enormously well endowed Baker entered the room along with" A huge hot girthy baguette which he filled with his | |||
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"Behind Ted and Dougal in a state of arousal and What a feckin eejit said dougal, while Ted covers his... Hairy mishapen penis and testicles with a dirty tea towel At that point _ello and _ittlemissflirty grabbed tightly hold of The truth, but it escaped, and then …" Hello and Flirty got both their hands on it and... | |||
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"Behind Ted and Dougal in a state of arousal and What a feckin eejit said dougal, while Ted covers his... Hairy mishapen penis and testicles with a dirty tea towel At that point _ello and _ittlemissflirty grabbed tightly hold of The truth, but it escaped, and then … An enormously well endowed Baker entered the room along with A huge hot girthy baguette which he filled with his " Excitement, nothing better than a hot baguette … | |||
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"Behind Ted and Dougal in a state of arousal and What a feckin eejit said dougal, while Ted covers his... Hairy mishapen penis and testicles with a dirty tea towel At that point _ello and _ittlemissflirty grabbed tightly hold of The truth, but it escaped, and then … An enormously well endowed Baker entered the room along with A huge hot girthy baguette which he filled with his Excitement, nothing better than a hot baguette …" Filled with home made spicy sausage and fresh creamy organic  | |||
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"Behind Ted and Dougal in a state of arousal and What a feckin eejit said dougal, while Ted covers his... Hairy mishapen penis and testicles with a dirty tea towel At that point _ello and _ittlemissflirty grabbed tightly hold of The truth, but it escaped, and then … An enormously well endowed Baker entered the room along with A huge hot girthy baguette which he filled with his Excitement, nothing better than a hot baguette … Filled with home made spicy sausage and fresh creamy organic "After satisfying my hunger I grab the baker and take | |||
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After satisfying my hunger I grab the baker and take"His apron off .. | |||
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"Behind Ted and Dougal in a state of arousal and What a feckin eejit said dougal, while Ted covers his... Hairy mishapen penis and testicles with a dirty tea towel At that point _ello and _ittlemissflirty grabbed tightly hold of The truth, but it escaped, and then … An enormously well endowed Baker entered the room along with A huge hot girthy baguette which he filled with his Excitement, nothing better than a hot baguette … Filled with home made spicy sausage and fresh creamy organic
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"Behind Ted and Dougal in a state of arousal and What a feckin eejit said dougal, while Ted covers his... Hairy mishapen penis and testicles with a dirty tea towel At that point _ello and _ittlemissflirty grabbed tightly hold of The truth, but it escaped, and then … An enormously well endowed Baker entered the room along with A huge hot girthy baguette which he filled with his Excitement, nothing better than a hot baguette … Filled with home made spicy sausage and fresh creamy organic
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Roleplay teacher to teach us how to count to ten"The cat snoozing idly in the corner took little notice | |||
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"Behind Ted and Dougal in a state of arousal and What a feckin eejit said dougal, while Ted covers his... Hairy mishapen penis and testicles with a dirty tea towel At that point _ello and _ittlemissflirty grabbed tightly hold of The truth, but it escaped, and then … An enormously well endowed Baker entered the room along with A huge hot girthy baguette which he filled with his Excitement, nothing better than a hot baguette … Filled with home made spicy sausage and fresh creamy organic
After satisfying my hunger I grab the baker and take
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"The moon became her other half, and both were full. The spell was cast and the cat became Dolly Parton" ...and back we go to a large pair of mighty... | |||
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" The spell was cast and the cat became Dolly Parton ...and back we go to a large pair of mighty... Big boobs, a gigantic blonde wig and the smallest ever.." Foo Foo that was tight, wet and ready for a | |||
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"Warm sticky Pineapple upsidedown cake, covered in thick and creamy .... cheese triangles. Once you've tried it, it's hard to focus... for long enough to realise what a mistake you made..." like bringing a knife to a gunfight I told myself | |||
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"Warm sticky Pineapple upsidedown cake, covered in thick and creamy .... cheese triangles. Once you've tried it, it's hard to focus... for long enough to realise what a mistake you made... like bringing a knife to a gunfight I told myself" should get some great farts later, to bottle in jars | |||
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"Warm sticky Pineapple upsidedown cake, covered in thick and creamy .... cheese triangles. Once you've tried it, it's hard to focus... for long enough to realise what a mistake you made... like bringing a knife to a gunfight I told myself should get some great farts later, to bottle in jars ""These will make me a fortune on Etsy", I giggled | |||
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" should get some great farts later, to bottle in jars
"These will make me a fortune on Etsy", I giggled
Accidentally squeezing one out - goddammit, there goes next week's rent"The perfumed aroma of Midnight's flatulence attracted a crowd of.. | |||
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" The perfumed aroma of Midnight's flatulence attracted a crowd of.." ... 1,000 bewildered New Zealand sheep wondering how to get home... | |||
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"These will make me a fortune on Etsy", I giggled
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The perfumed aroma of Midnight's flatulence attracted a crowd of.."FSAS, Members of the Fart Sniffers Appreciation Society, rather quickly.. | |||
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" The perfumed aroma of Midnight's flatulence attracted a crowd of.. ... 1,000 bewildered New Zealand sheep wondering how to get home..." From Croydon High Street when the road was full of | |||
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"Suddenly out of nowhere Hello appeared and produced an extraordinary Badly knitted wooly hat she'd made, looked like a condom.... Placed it on my swollen head and whispered I’m ready Suddenly Prince Andrew appears shouting i was at pizza express..." Being Dominoes only, all ignored him as the phone rang... | |||
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