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"Dave Gahan's Boxer shorts hopefully  "Haha this cracked me up. I do like Depeche Mode though | |||
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"Myself. This party's just getting started. " ....It can't be getting started that much, it's twenty to nine on a Sunday night, and you're on the forum. Would you care to make another choice? | |||
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"A vibrator "I would of chosen Cat, but knowing my luck I'd have my bollocks removed before I got a chance to use them | |||
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"Gillian Anderson Xfiles era? " No I think she's totally got hotter with age. She was always beautiful but the last ten years she's just a goddess 🤩 | |||
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"A panda, so when I spend the day doing roly-polies in public, people think it’s cute instead of really fucking weird. " Giant panda I'm guessing....I'm not sure being scared of rocks as a red panda is a good look | |||
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I would of chosen Cat, but knowing my luck I'd have my bollocks removed before I got a chance to use them" Listen to this man, something to consider for sure. | |||
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"A vibrator
I would of chosen Cat, but knowing my luck I'd have my bollocks removed before I got a chance to use them
Listen to this man, something to consider for sure. "Damn right, I don't want to be that cat sitting there watching a dog chase balls and thinking "they're mine" | |||
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"Gillian Anderson Xfiles era? No I think she's totally got hotter with age. She was always beautiful but the last ten years she's just a goddess 🤩" Rik Mayall references her in Bottom Live 3 It's so funny. VrrWhoomph....VrrWhoomph | |||
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"I will not be coming back, I will have achieved nirvana." Even Dave Grohl came back from that | |||
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"When told about the concept of reincarnation in first year of primary school it scared the daylights out of me that I would come back as an animal and not another human but if it was to happen I would hope to be a honey badger." That resides at an only women sauna who need licking dry after a session. | |||
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"I will not be coming back, I will have achieved nirvana. Even Dave Grohl came back from that " | |||
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I would of chosen Cat, but knowing my luck I'd have my bollocks removed before I got a chance to use them
Listen to this man, something to consider for sure.
Damn right, I don't want to be that cat sitting there watching a dog chase balls and thinking "they're mine" "That's really funny. I'm chuckling as I type | |||
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"A narhwal " So a Dolphin with a permanent erection then? | |||
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"Amber Whittington….Yeah, I wanna come back as a light-skinned lesbian "Just googled. Very pretty lady. | |||
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"A Bullfrog. I have read that they are one of the species most likely to survive global warming. I would insist on all the other Bullfrogs calling me Jeremiah "So Bullfrogs and cockroaches will be around after the world has fried...gotta be honest, wise choice, but your diet will be cockroach  | |||
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"Amber Whittington….Yeah, I wanna come back as a light-skinned lesbian
Just googled. Very pretty lady. "But that only works if Amber Whittington only comes back as Amber and not Dick | |||
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"A Bullfrog. I have read that they are one of the species most likely to survive global warming. I would insist on all the other Bullfrogs calling me Jeremiah "Because your Bullfrog endowment is a Lady Bullfrog pleaser? Or you simply like that name. | |||
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"Amber Whittington….Yeah, I wanna come back as a light-skinned lesbian
Just googled. Very pretty lady.
But that only works if Amber Whittington only comes back as Amber and not Dick "Who's going to care for the cat? | |||
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"Amber Whittington….Yeah, I wanna come back as a light-skinned lesbian
Just googled. Very pretty lady.
But that only works if Amber Whittington only comes back as Amber and not Dick
Who's going to care for the cat? "Jeremiah? | |||
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"A Bullfrog. I have read that they are one of the species most likely to survive global warming. I would insist on all the other Bullfrogs calling me Jeremiah
Because your Bullfrog endowment is a Lady Bullfrog pleaser? Or you simply like that name. "It’s a Three Dog Night, Joy To The World hat tip | |||
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"A well loved dog ." But you'd have to sniff other dogs bums! | |||
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"Someone who isn't broken please "or this | |||
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"Oh god have we got to come back..." Yep. You're my next French housemaid. (bring a duster and make sure the skirt is too short to cover everything) | |||
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"A baby ! " You're sick. You really want to go through school again! | |||
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"A dictator or housecat "Isn't that the same thing | |||
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"A baby ! You're sick. You really want to go through school again! "It gets worse, think puberty!! | |||
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"A baby ! You're sick. You really want to go through school again! "Well I’m not going to come back as an adult now am i …. Plus school days we’re ace now looking back 😀 | |||
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"Also another vote here for housecat, please. Happy to be a tuxedo moggy, or an orange idiot (the ginger cats normally only have a handful of braincells 🧡🐈🧡)" An orange idiot? So Donald Trump then | |||
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"Also another vote here for housecat, please. Happy to be a tuxedo moggy, or an orange idiot (the ginger cats normally only have a handful of braincells 🧡🐈🧡)" Ah, so that's why you're on fab. You've already come back. | |||
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"Also another vote here for housecat, please. Happy to be a tuxedo moggy, or an orange idiot (the ginger cats normally only have a handful of braincells 🧡🐈🧡) Ah, so that's why you're on fab. You've already come back. "Ouch! | |||
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"Also another vote here for housecat, please. Happy to be a tuxedo moggy, or an orange idiot (the ginger cats normally only have a handful of braincells 🧡🐈🧡) Ah, so that's why you're on fab. You've already come back.
Ouch! "No. Banter. ... I'm likely being blocked right now. | |||
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"Same as others - a house cat. Life of luxury " Only if you get a good owner!!! | |||
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"Definitely a cat......because all they do is....eat, sleep and fuck...Lol" Did you read the earlier post? Castrated cat? Potentially only a life of eating and sleeping. .... Still not that bad. | |||
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"Same as others - a house cat. Life of luxury " Not always. My cat's a working cat. I'll never how it mended my boiler, but it did. Was rewarded with a generous tummy tickle and some dreamies. | |||
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"Definately a bird. Freedom and a panoramic view of the world below "Hard to argue this one...plus you got the bonus of shitting on people from a great height | |||
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"Same as others - a house cat. Life of luxury Not always. My cat's a working cat. I'll never how it mended my boiler, but it did. Was rewarded with a generous tummy tickle and some dreamies. "At 23 years old,my little shit has retired from everything except eating and sleeping...he's become a dictator | |||
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. I’m a vampire.
If I have to come back - I’ll be a bat. | |||
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"Coming back implies that I’m going somewhere. I’m not. . I’m a vampire.
If I have to come back - I’ll be a bat."I thought you were already batty | |||
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"Coming back implies that I’m going somewhere. I’m not. . I’m a vampire.
If I have to come back - I’ll be a bat."You do know bats sleep upside down...and there shit doesn't defy gravity | |||
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"Perhaps an inanimate object, a wonderful harpsichord maybe. I could be fiddled & diddled with daily." Your choice began with considered merit. Then you made it dirty. Thank god! | |||
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"Perhaps an inanimate object, a wonderful harpsichord maybe. I could be fiddled & diddled with daily. Your choice began with considered merit. Then you made it dirty. Thank god! " | |||
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"Coming back implies that I’m going somewhere. I’m not. . I’m a vampire.
If I have to come back - I’ll be a bat.
You do know bats sleep upside down...and there shit doesn't defy gravity "Have you considered Robin. He's beneath Batman. | |||
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"Coming back implies that I’m going somewhere. I’m not. . I’m a vampire.
If I have to come back - I’ll be a bat.
You do know bats sleep upside down...and there shit doesn't defy gravity
Have you considered Robin. He's beneath Batman. "He puts the AC in DC | |||
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"Same as others - a house cat. Life of luxury Not always. My cat's a working cat. I'll never how it mended my boiler, but it did. Was rewarded with a generous tummy tickle and some dreamies. "Ha! Mine spends more time on my bed than I do. Would be nice if he learned to do something useful but he's a total idiot. Makes up for it by being cute. | |||
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"Coming back implies that I’m going somewhere. I’m not. . I’m a vampire.
If I have to come back - I’ll be a bat."I've got some excess life fluid to give if you're feeling ravenous. | |||
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"I know one or two that will be coming back as vultures!" You've picked the wrong birds. | |||
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"I know one or two that will be coming back as vultures!" Picking the bones out of that post could be trouble | |||
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"Coming back implies that I’m going somewhere. I’m not. . I’m a vampire.
If I have to come back - I’ll be a bat.
I've got some excess life fluid to give if you're feeling ravenous. "Oh go on then I’ll trade vampirism for being a succubus | |||
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"Coming back implies that I’m going somewhere. I’m not. . I’m a vampire.
If I have to come back - I’ll be a bat.
I've got some excess life fluid to give if you're feeling ravenous.
Oh go on then
I’ll trade vampirism for being a succubus"Either way sounds fun to me. Guess I'm getting drained one way or another. | |||
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"Unfortunately, yes! But the people I'm thinking of really do deserve that fate. There are plenty who will be coming back as much nicer creatures. Not sure about myself, though." A hedgehog. Come back as that, everyone loves hedgehogs. | |||
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"Same as others - a house cat. Life of luxury Not always. My cat's a working cat. I'll never how it mended my boiler, but it did. Was rewarded with a generous tummy tickle and some dreamies.
Ha! Mine spends more time on my bed than I do. Would be nice if he learned to do something useful but he's a total idiot. Makes up for it by being cute. "I'm useless and kinda cute. Can I spend time in your bed? (you being in it too optional) | |||
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"Same as others - a house cat. Life of luxury Not always. My cat's a working cat. I'll never how it mended my boiler, but it did. Was rewarded with a generous tummy tickle and some dreamies.
Ha! Mine spends more time on my bed than I do. Would be nice if he learned to do something useful but he's a total idiot. Makes up for it by being cute.
I'm useless and kinda cute. Can I spend time in your bed? (you being in it too optional) "How did you manage to turn this into a "fiddlesticks flirting session"??? You literally have no shame | |||
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"Same as others - a house cat. Life of luxury Not always. My cat's a working cat. I'll never how it mended my boiler, but it did. Was rewarded with a generous tummy tickle and some dreamies.
Ha! Mine spends more time on my bed than I do. Would be nice if he learned to do something useful but he's a total idiot. Makes up for it by being cute.
I'm useless and kinda cute. Can I spend time in your bed? (you being in it too optional)
How did you manage to turn this into a "fiddlesticks flirting session"??? You literally have no shame ".... Because I'm that damn good! | |||
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"Same as others - a house cat. Life of luxury Not always. My cat's a working cat. I'll never how it mended my boiler, but it did. Was rewarded with a generous tummy tickle and some dreamies.
Ha! Mine spends more time on my bed than I do. Would be nice if he learned to do something useful but he's a total idiot. Makes up for it by being cute.
I'm useless and kinda cute. Can I spend time in your bed? (you being in it too optional)
How did you manage to turn this into a "fiddlesticks flirting session"??? You literally have no shame
.... Because I'm that damn good! "I suppose it's the capacity to turn any conversation about any subject to sex eventually...it was only a matter of time | |||
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"Reincarnation? Is that when you come back as a tin of condensed milk? "Groan! | |||
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"Reincarnation? Is that when you come back as a tin of condensed milk? "And the dad joke ends the thread | |||
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"Reincarnation? Is that when you come back as a tin of condensed milk?
And the dad joke ends the thread "It's even worse than the appalling jokes I find and circulate. | |||
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"Same as others - a house cat. Life of luxury Not always. My cat's a working cat. I'll never how it mended my boiler, but it did. Was rewarded with a generous tummy tickle and some dreamies.
Ha! Mine spends more time on my bed than I do. Would be nice if he learned to do something useful but he's a total idiot. Makes up for it by being cute.
I'm useless and kinda cute. Can I spend time in your bed? (you being in it too optional)
How did you manage to turn this into a "fiddlesticks flirting session"??? You literally have no shame
.... Because I'm that damn good!
I suppose it's the capacity to turn any conversation about any subject to sex eventually...it was only a matter of time "It got a bit slushy on this one admitted. If you look back on my other threads, bone dry. | |||
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"Nothing, ideally. To come back means you've not attained a state of "enlightenment", so you go round again to suffer some more. Once you have attained "enlightenment", you don't come back. So no more suffering. Reading between the lines, I believe it means you are done. Finished. Finito. The cycle is completed and ends. I'm happy to call it day at that point. Because if you go on somewhere else, then that means early mornings, dealing with people and all that nonsense, for the rest of eternity. No thanks." You work at the post office? | |||
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"A single bi female on fab. The unicorn as they say lol " Have you thought about costs? Unicorns are as real as convincing Tstv's on fab. Do you have a fiscal plan? | |||
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"Well I want to come back as a pair of seven of nines panties" | |||
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"Can I come back as agrajag?" This reminds me of the vampire comedy 'We live in the shadows'. There is an episode that a guy who gets reincarnated through history, but always killed by the same vampire. | |||
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"Well I want to come back as a pair of seven of nines panties "Oh shit, the penny has dropped. Red Dwarf. Simulent. Yeah, she was hot. | |||
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"An indestructible AB'd person " You're already indestructible on fab. (but some whipped cream on boobs pics wouldn't go amiss) | |||
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"The previous person that I am now so they can pay for their own mistakes "You want to crop your own bum for prior misbehavior?! | |||
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"Well I want to come back as a pair of seven of nines panties
Oh shit, the penny has dropped. Red Dwarf. Simulent. Yeah, she was hot. "She was Star Trek you utter mong!! | |||
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"I’d like to come back as a bird. "A bird with big wings,... to lift your feathers. | |||
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"Well I want to come back as a pair of seven of nines panties
Oh shit, the penny has dropped. Red Dwarf. Simulent. Yeah, she was hot.
She was Star Trek you utter mong!! "I'm not a trekki. I'm a Dwarfer. Got a problem with that Mr! | |||
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"Well I want to come back as a pair of seven of nines panties
Oh shit, the penny has dropped. Red Dwarf. Simulent. Yeah, she was hot.
She was Star Trek you utter mong!!
I'm not a trekki. I'm a Dwarfer. Got a problem with that Mr! "In the immortal words of kryton then...you utter smee heee | |||
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"The previous person that I am now so they can pay for their own mistakes
You want to crop your own bum for prior misbehavior?! "Misfortune didn't just appear | |||
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"Well I want to come back as a pair of seven of nines panties
Oh shit, the penny has dropped. Red Dwarf. Simulent. Yeah, she was hot.
She was Star Trek you utter mong!!
I'm not a trekki. I'm a Dwarfer. Got a problem with that Mr!
In the immortal words of kryton then...you utter smee heee "But not the original Kryton,... He said "Swivel on it!" | |||
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"Whoaaaaa That was spooky….. Krypton appeared as if by magic Henry Cavill. Henry Cavill. Henry cavill….." ***Kryton Piss off, autocorrect | |||
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"Whoaaaaa That was spooky….. Krypton appeared as if by magic Henry Cavill. Henry Cavill. Henry cavill….." You having a moment? | |||
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"Whoaaaaa That was spooky….. Krypton appeared as if by magic Henry Cavill. Henry Cavill. Henry cavill….. You having a moment? "Nah, just a typing mishap. | |||
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"Gillian Anderson " I was going to say a dog a well looked after one and after seeing this I want to be looked after by Gillian Anderson x | |||
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