FabSwingers.com forum: Time lies ...

By *ello OP Woman
21 weeks ago

alpha centauri

Is there anything more a time lie than when your washing machine indicates it has 1 minute left, yet 7 hours later you're still standing there waiting for the click of the door lock .

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
21 weeks ago

from mars

"Is there anything more a time lie than when your washing machine indicates it has 1 minute left, yet 7 hours later you're still standing there waiting for the click of the door lock . "

Either too full or sounds like the waste pipe is blocked lol .. …

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By *cott73Man
21 weeks ago

brighton

"Is there anything more a time lie than when your washing machine indicates it has 1 minute left, yet 7 hours later you're still standing there waiting for the click of the door lock . "

Mine is so noisy and vibrates so much, I'm surprised the door doesn't fling open itself.

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By *eoBloomsMan
21 weeks ago

Springfield

'Your Uber driver will be there in 5 minutes...'

Yeah right, straight after he's done a wait and return to Glasgow Airport 🤦‍♂️

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By *estructionDollyWoman
21 weeks ago

The Deep Dark Woods

That 30 minute lunch break goes way faster than that 30 minute meeting

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By *eoBloomsMan
21 weeks ago

Springfield

"That 30 minute lunch break goes way faster than that 30 minute meeting "

Especially on Teams where a whole new time-space relationship awaits.

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By *estructionDollyWoman
21 weeks ago

The Deep Dark Woods

"That 30 minute lunch break goes way faster than that 30 minute meeting

Especially on Teams where a whole new time-space relationship awaits.

Oh god yes, bane of my life

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By *rdere OpusCouple
21 weeks ago

Brum - ish

My work laptop battery. “You have 15 minutes to get off a call with your boss before he realises you’ve been working downstairs and left your charger there.” 6 minutes later - dies.

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By *ornycougaWoman
21 weeks ago

WHEREVER I LAY MY HAT

When a guy tells you on here he will fuck you like you have never been fucked before.... Yeah right fella

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By *unguy410Man
21 weeks ago

Cambridge

I'm sure there are some minutes in my car that are about 20 seconds and others 100 seconds.

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

The length of music.

3 songs in the shower is not 15 minutes!!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
21 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

Instant porridge.

Fill to line , stir , wait one minute and eat.

After one min it's still hot water with lumps in..... !!!! After 5 it's wallpaper paste with lumps in. After 15 mins it's in the bin.

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By *obilebottomMan
21 weeks ago

All over

Traffic, satnav shows 45 mins and keeps rising and before you know it 2 hours later you finally make it to your destination

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By *bi HaiveMan
21 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Is there anything more a time lie than when your washing machine indicates it has 1 minute left, yet 7 hours later you're still standing there waiting for the click of the door lock . "

Have you tried turning it off and on again? 🤔

The time lies I hate are the ones in movies. Where the bomb starts counting down from 2 minutes, yet there's 5 minutes of film before the hero cuts the blue (no, red) wire and saves the day. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
21 weeks ago

North West

1hr lessons seem to last about 10 minutes. 2hr lessons last for eternity

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
21 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

The 1990s were definitely just a couple of years ago. Weren’t they?

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By *ello OP Woman
21 weeks ago

alpha centauri

"The 1990s were definitely just a couple of years ago. Weren’t they?"

Yes, they were.

So how come those born in 2007 turn 18 this year. Wtf 2007 was literally a few months ago I'm sure

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

"The 1990s were definitely just a couple of years ago. Weren’t they?

Yes, they were.

So how come those born in 2007 turn 18 this year. Wtf 2007 was literally a few months ago I'm sure "

Were getting old, babe

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

The hours (multiplied into years) on my birth certificate

There is no way I’m that old.

It’s a blatant lie.

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By *estructionDollyWoman
21 weeks ago

The Deep Dark Woods

"The 1990s were definitely just a couple of years ago. Weren’t they?

Yes, they were.

So how come those born in 2007 turn 18 this year. Wtf 2007 was literally a few months ago I'm sure "

Oh my god, this has just sent me under 😨

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By *ello OP Woman
21 weeks ago

alpha centauri

"The hours (multiplied into years) on my birth certificate

There is no way I’m that old.

It’s a blatant lie."

This has happened to me too, I turned 32 last month yet everyone and my birthday certificate keep telling me I'm 47 , I'm not saying everyone is lying but I'm pretty sure they are.

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

"The hours (multiplied into years) on my birth certificate

There is no way I’m that old.

It’s a blatant lie.

This has happened to me too, I turned 32 last month yet everyone and my birthday certificate keep telling me I'm 47 , I'm not saying everyone is lying but I'm pretty sure they are."

There was clearly a printing error for those 2 years then!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

"Is there anything more a time lie than when your washing machine indicates it has 1 minute left, yet 7 hours later you're still standing there waiting for the click of the door lock . "

😩😩 it's so annoying

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

When you spend 8 hours with someone and it feels like 2.

And then when you are waiting to see them again time goes so slow.

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By *dam1971Man
21 weeks ago

Bedford

“The train will arrive in 4 minutes”

FFS, empires have risen and fallen in less time

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

When u call the taxi company to ask where your 30mins late taxi is.

They always on their way?

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By *inkShyWoman
21 weeks ago

near Windsor

1 minute running on a treadmill is actually an hour.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
21 weeks ago

Holibobs

Even worse was going back to the machine after an hour and realising that I hadn't pressed the start button

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By *dam1971Man
21 weeks ago

Bedford

"1 minute running on a treadmill is actually an hour. "

Treadmills are too difficult, so now I only do widths

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By *ildbillkidMan
21 weeks ago

where the road goes on forever

Daylight savings time? How come I lost an hour when I sprang forward

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
21 weeks ago

North West

"Daylight savings time? How come I lost an hour when I sprang forward "

Because you tripped and banged your head when you sprang forth. Silly Bill(y)

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
21 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

There are exactly the same number of hours in January and August 🤯

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By *ildbillkidMan
21 weeks ago

where the road goes on forever

"Daylight savings time? How come I lost an hour when I sprang forward

Because you tripped and banged your head when you sprang forth. Silly Bill(y)

I'm going to banging my head against the wall till my body gets used to it,

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By *ello OP Woman
21 weeks ago

alpha centauri

"There are exactly the same number of hours in January and August 🤯

No, nope , that's can't be true.

There's a rhyme:

Thirty days hath September, April, June, and November, All the rest have thirty-one, Except February, which has eighty-two days clear, And eighty-three in each leap year

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By *bitofaslutWoman
21 weeks ago

Cannock

One for the geeks: windows file transfer time.

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By *exyScientistsCouple
21 weeks ago

Castlebar

Workdays of a Bank Holiday week. Should be 4 but always feels like 6.

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By *ouble-SidedCouple
21 weeks ago

Voldsøy

The wait between meets. A week feels like a month. Then when you do meet again, an hour feels like 5 minutes.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
21 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

The walk of shame can warp time and space. What usually takes you 15 minutes can be a very different experience.

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By *ouble-SidedCouple
21 weeks ago

Voldsøy

"The walk of shame can warp time and space. What usually takes you 15 minutes can be a very different experience."

What about the stride of pride? 🤣

But yeah, I agree. And it's a case of praying that you don't bump into anyone looking like last nights left overs 🫣

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
21 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

‘Stride of pride’ 😂

I love it.

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By *parkle1974Woman
21 weeks ago

Leeds

The drive to meet someone...takes ages but the drive back feels like it's over before it's begun x

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By *adagastMan
21 weeks ago

Rotherham

"Is there anything more a time lie than when your washing machine indicates it has 1 minute left, yet 7 hours later you're still standing there waiting for the click of the door lock . "

How long a minute is, depends on which side of the bathroom door you are.

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