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By *ife Ninja OP   Man
21 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Let's hear it for us penis owners that aren't the size of a large cucumber, don't want to remove anyone's cervix, and don't want to brag about it.

Come on. Admirers welcome 🤓

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By *adHatter_RestrainedAliceCouple
21 weeks ago

In The Hills

Mines tiny

Madhatter

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By *eoBloomsMan
21 weeks ago

Springfield

I salute your mediocre penis ! I can only aspire to such lengths.

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By *ife Ninja OP   Man
21 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"Mines tiny

Madhatter "

Yessum! Rejoice 🤓

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By *ife Ninja OP   Man
21 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"I salute your mediocre penis ! I can only aspire to such lengths. "

Size does ot equate to pleasure 😬🤓

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By *eliWoman
21 weeks ago

.

There's something truly beautiful about a middling cock. 🩷

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By *moothdickMan
21 weeks ago

stoke

I salute my little fella, mr average but never had any complaints, quite a few moans though

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By *eoBloomsMan
21 weeks ago

Springfield


"There's something truly beautiful about a middling cock. 🩷"

Found my new status!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
21 weeks ago

little house on the praire

I prefer an average one over a big one anyday

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By *eliWoman
21 weeks ago

.


"There's something truly beautiful about a middling cock. 🩷

Found my new status! "

Whaaat? Leo is using my words on a status?

*must try for once in my life to be less chalant, more non*

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By *istyblue1967Man
21 weeks ago

manchester

what size do you class as average

and how should the erect cock be measured ?

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By *ife Ninja OP   Man
21 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"I prefer an average one over a big one anyday"

Talking like a champ 😘🤓

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By *unincornwallMan
21 weeks ago

launceston

Mine 6.5 the .5 very important x

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
21 weeks ago

North West

I love Goldicocks 😍

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By *ife Ninja OP   Man
21 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"what size do you class as average

and how should the erect cock be measured ?"

Enough to be useful, not big enough to have her eye out.

A twister lollipop, obviously 👍🤓

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

Someone called it a Goldilocks cock. I can’t

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By *eoBloomsMan
21 weeks ago

Springfield


"There's something truly beautiful about a middling cock. 🩷

Found my new status!

Whaaat? Leo is using my words on a status?

*must try for once in my life to be less chalant, more non*"

Check it out ! 🤣

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By *eliWoman
21 weeks ago

.


"Someone called it a Goldilocks cock. I can’t "

Goldicock. Portmanteau it properly old boy.

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By *elloWoman
21 weeks ago

alpha centauri


"Let's hear it for us penis owners that aren't the size of a large cucumber, don't want to remove anyone's cervix, and don't want to brag about it.

Come on. Admirers welcome 🤓"

Instead of a boiiing video can you show us your ping video

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By *ife Ninja OP   Man
21 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"Let's hear it for us penis owners that aren't the size of a large cucumber, don't want to remove anyone's cervix, and don't want to brag about it.

Come on. Admirers welcome 🤓

Instead of a boiiing video can you show us your ping video "

I have an oily ejaculation one. It's very rude 😬🤓

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago


"what size do you class as average

and how should the erect cock be measured ?"

It shouldn't - you measure it soft while being gently pulled to its maximum length.

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago


"Let's hear it for us penis owners that aren't the size of a large cucumber, don't want to remove anyone's cervix, and don't want to brag about it.

Come on. Admirers welcome 🤓"

'Ladies, your cervix is safe with us!'

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By *ife Ninja OP   Man
21 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"Let's hear it for us penis owners that aren't the size of a large cucumber, don't want to remove anyone's cervix, and don't want to brag about it.

Come on. Admirers welcome 🤓

'Ladies, your cervix is safe with us!'"

The marketing mix 👍🤓

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago


"Someone called it a Goldilocks cock. I can’t

Goldicock. Portmanteau it properly old boy."

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By *mmaleiaWoman
21 weeks ago

Trowbridge

I like a bruised free cervix

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By *ife Ninja OP   Man
21 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"I like a bruised free cervix"

You're in the right place 👍🤓

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By *tr8MrEMan
21 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Damn my above average penis

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By *aven3Man
21 weeks ago

Stoford

Some say I look big,but it's average.The camera does lie 🤥

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By *ife Ninja OP   Man
21 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"Some say I look big,but it's average.The camera does lie 🤥"

Be proud of being average 🙋‍♂️🤓

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By *eliWoman
21 weeks ago

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"There's something truly beautiful about a middling cock. 🩷

Found my new status!

Whaaat? Leo is using my words on a status?

*must try for once in my life to be less chalant, more non*

Check it out ! 🤣"

You did it! 😍

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By *avexxMan
21 weeks ago

cheshire

most of us are average

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By *pandjMan
21 weeks ago

Sparkford


"what size do you class as average

and how should the erect cock be measured ?"

5.25 long x 4.75 inches around is the western average.

Measure erect from your pubic fat pad without pressing into it.

Am 6 x 5 so slightly above average but not enough to brag about/compare to a sky remote.

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago


"There's something truly beautiful about a middling cock. 🩷"

Great description

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By *aughty driverMan
21 weeks ago

Romford

Mines pretty small less than average i would say

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
21 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

I always thought I was just a bit bigger than most until I joined Fab and found myself lost among a sea of men boasting 8"+ VWE monstercocks. I guess I’m average after all.

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By *azmar62Couple
21 weeks ago

Hinckley

I’m just above average and fairly thick. Knowing I’ve never had complaints about how I use it helps. So long as it pleases my wife, I’m happy, coz I know she is.

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By *rafter69Man
21 weeks ago

upminster

Average Joe here

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By *heelerMan
21 weeks ago

Northants

160 × 150 always sounds better

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By *reentomato2Couple
21 weeks ago

cambridge

My average sized penis isn’t worth talking about,so the man with the 9 inch penis keeps telling me,maybe if they shut up he might realise mine works just as well as his does

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

I fall firmly in the average category when erect..... small normally

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By *KTim61Man
21 weeks ago

Tipton

What is Average ?

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago


"Let's hear it for us penis owners that aren't the size of a large cucumber, don't want to remove anyone's cervix, and don't want to brag about it.

Come on. Admirers welcome 🤓

'Ladies, your cervix is safe with us!'

The marketing mix 👍🤓"

Strangely enough it's never worked for me as a chat-up line.

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By *uckslut and MCouple
21 weeks ago

Visiting Rickmondsworth

Average for me, all day everyday please.

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By *ruebameMan
21 weeks ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

I'll step in here average everything i would say

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By *atte Lover 82Man
21 weeks ago

BERWICK-UPON-TWEED


"what size do you class as average

and how should the erect cock be measured ?

Enough to be useful, not big enough to have her eye out.

A twister lollipop, obviously 👍🤓"

Need to go and buy a twister now . Wonder if they do mini versions 🤔

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By *otts-manMan
21 weeks ago

Long Eaton

6.5" x 6" here.. consider myself average

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By *ife Ninja OP   Man
21 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"what size do you class as average

and how should the erect cock be measured ?

Enough to be useful, not big enough to have her eye out.

A twister lollipop, obviously 👍🤓

Need to go and buy a twister now . Wonder if they do mini versions 🤔"

Mini milk as an alternative 👍

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By *iss_Juicy79Woman
21 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Prefer average over hung anyway

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By *orny PTMan
21 weeks ago

Peterborough

Mine's not average: it's cervix friendly.

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By *atte Lover 82Man
21 weeks ago

BERWICK-UPON-TWEED


"what size do you class as average

and how should the erect cock be measured ?

Enough to be useful, not big enough to have her eye out.

A twister lollipop, obviously 👍🤓

Need to go and buy a twister now . Wonder if they do mini versions 🤔

Mini milk as an alternative 👍"

fantastic and a choice of colours for the ladies 🤣🤣🤣

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By *igad999Man
21 weeks ago

wolverhampton

Average here 7”

Wife says prefers girth to length. Mines ok for her

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

I'm a 'middle of the road' kinda guy.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
21 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Draw me... the median cock!

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By *eroLondonMan
21 weeks ago

Covent Garden

𝐀𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐞. 💯%

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
21 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"𝐀𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐞. 💯%"

Surely not... 😉

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By *eroLondonMan
21 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"𝐀𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐞. 💯%

·

Surely not... 😉"

Alas, yes. Average in every way.

I've missed you. 🩶

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
21 weeks ago

little house on the praire

Nice to see so many average men on here. Not all women are size queens

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
21 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"𝐀𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐞. 💯%

·

Surely not... 😉

Alas, yes. Average in every way.

I've missed you. 🩶"

A penis is only as average as the person it's attached to. So I'm sure yours isn't. And thank you Nerø. 😘

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

Happy to be average, with average amount of success.

Well I think I'm average. I may be small? who knows?

*existential crisis inbound*

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By *isterMushroomMan
21 weeks ago

Warrington

Average here, not so average bell end

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
21 weeks ago

Bristol

I fully embrace normality

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By *oomerangboyMan
21 weeks ago

Staffordshire

My average sosig has served me well x

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
21 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Average here, not so average bell end"

So you're saying you're an above average bell end? 😝

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
21 weeks ago

Bristol


"Average here, not so average bell end

So you're saying you're an above average bell end? 😝"

Very good 👏

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By *isterMushroomMan
21 weeks ago

Warrington


"Average here, not so average bell end

So you're saying you're an above average bell end? 😝

Very good 👏 "

Fucking hilarious guys hahahahahaha haaaaaa

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
21 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Average here, not so average bell end

So you're saying you're an above average bell end? 😝

Very good 👏

Fucking hilarious guys hahahahahaha haaaaaa"

😏

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
21 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

I guess I'm Carrick Unreal size

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By *eroLondonMan
21 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"I guess I'm Carrick Unreal size"

{redacted}

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

This is the only place I have ever felt my cock not big enough. Depending on conditions, I am 7/7.5 long and 6 girth. That is above Average without being “hung” . But recently got told unless I had 9inches I was too small. I can only assume when women r fuckkg via fab they r super horny and love a big cock dicking. But 10 inches on a rainy Tuesday night in stoke ? Work night and only doing it cos your man pestering u? That is when u would be wishing for an average cock

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

And another thing. I am shagging a girl that has had so much cock it is a joke. And i make her cum countless times and squirt etc. I can also put it in her ass without her being scared of needing a diaper!

All this size queen nonense drives me mad. If we started posting “if u ain’t a DD then don’t bother” there would be uproar !

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago


"I always thought I was just a bit bigger than most until I joined Fab and found myself lost among a sea of men boasting 8"+ VWE monstercocks. I guess I’m average after all."

Nothing about you is average…

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

I think mind about average and it does the business

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By *sirapMan
21 weeks ago

Manchester


"I always thought I was just a bit bigger than most until I joined Fab and found myself lost among a sea of men boasting 8"+ VWE monstercocks. I guess I’m average after all.

Nothing about you is average… "

What do you think about mine??

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
21 weeks ago

nottinghamshire

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
21 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"Nothing about you is average… "

Flattery will get you absolutely everywhere. I mean it.

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago


"This is the only place I have ever felt my cock not big enough. Depending on conditions, I am 7/7.5 long and 6 girth. That is above Average without being “hung” . But recently got told unless I had 9inches I was too small. I can only assume when women r fuckkg via fab they r super horny and love a big cock dicking. But 10 inches on a rainy Tuesday night in stoke ? Work night and only doing it cos your man pestering u? That is when u would be wishing for an average cock "

Rainy night in Stoke haha. Never seen that used in this context.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
21 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"Let's hear it for us penis owners that aren't the size of a large cucumber, don't want to remove anyone's cervix, and don't want to brag about it.

Come on. Admirers welcome 🤓"

I would far prefer to be fucked by a guy with an average sized cock who knows what he's doing than by a guy with a cock like a table leg who doesn't..

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By *teveuk77Man
21 weeks ago

uk


"I always thought I was just a bit bigger than most until I joined Fab and found myself lost among a sea of men boasting 8"+ VWE monstercocks. I guess I’m average after all."

I think that's because those way above average like to show them off.

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By *hycornishcoupleCouple
21 weeks ago

Plymouth

I used to have a hang up over the size of mine, finally got to a stage where I am very happy with it. More importantly so is the wife

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
21 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"I used to have a hang up over the size of mine, finally got to a stage where I am very happy with it. More importantly so is the wife "

Looks good to me

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
21 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"I think that's because those way above average like to show them off."

So do I. But that’s because I have a really pretty penis, not a huge one.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
21 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"I think that's because those way above average like to show them off.

So do I. But that’s because I have a really pretty penis, not a huge one."

It is pretty indeed

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By *hy 123Man
21 weeks ago

t

Probably below average. Does the job tho

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By *8warrenMan
21 weeks ago

.

I’m no way large but happy with it, and I think it works well, never had complaints so far

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By *over.Man
21 weeks ago

North West Travel

I always wonder if I ought to offer my perspective on these forum posts - here goes.

Smaller cock here and actually I quite resented it until I started having more casual sex in my 20s and started to appreciate it.

I think the idea of "bigger is better" is pretty common in most people's minds. I didn't really understand how important technique was in the bedroom until I started sleeping with multiple partners.

There's the very literal immediate advantages to having a smaller penis which I never considered in my younger years. For instance I imagine it was a much easier conversation for me when I was younger, going from getting blowjobs in my car to a girl wanting to try having sex with me for the first time. Now being older, I get a better response from prospective partners curious, female/male about things like first time anal.

It's honestly great in a lot of ways. If I woke up tomorrow with a foot long, truthfully I'd be starting from scratch not knowing what to do with it. I think the point is that we all just make the most of what we have - one tool works well for a certain kind of loving and maybe the other works better in some other way. I will say a quick tip to anyone with a smaller dick reading this, it's much easier to work different angles/positions in the bedroom, you don't have to be as athletic either.

These days I will admit I still kindof think "one more inch and it'd be perfect" but I think that's most mens mentality haha

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By *erfHerder74Man
21 weeks ago

Inverclyde

Prefer small to average penis size but overall it’s the man it’s attached to that turns me on

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By *nnandElleCouple
21 weeks ago

Brackley

I'd love an extra inch and just a tad more girth - but there's sod all I can do about it so just have to work with what I've got. Elle seems to like it, and never had any complaints from anyone else either (well, not to my face anyway).

I'm glad its quite an aesthetically pleasing cock thought, regardless of size.

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
21 weeks ago

Always on the move

Another thread I belong in

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