FabSwingers.com mobile

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

F@cking machines

Jump to newest
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

HNY to you all, This may sound strange but I saw a porno a while ago where the women were getting well and truly fucked by a machine with dildos attached to it. I had never seen anything like it, some of the dildos were huge, and some of them had two stuck to them...I must say, I was forced to do my Father Xmas impression (and empty my sac)Has anyone (Ladies) tried these contraptions, and if so...what was it like...and would you use them again!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham

I thought you were going to post about losing money in a condom machine!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never tried em but have seen one or two of em being used at certain functions lol the ladies enjoyed it

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"HNY to you all, This may sound strange but I saw a porno a while ago where the women were getting well and truly fucked by a machine with dildos attached to it. I had never seen anything like it, some of the dildos were huge, and some of them had two stuck to them...I must say, I was forced to do my Father Xmas impression (and empty my sac)Has anyone (Ladies) tried these contraptions, and if so...what was it like...and would you use them again!"

Well your on about a symbian and other machines. Save your pocket money and buy one as they are readily available

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I thought you were going to post about losing money in a condom machine! "

Lol...yeah, that used to happen, till I had the balls to buy em in a shop.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham


"I thought you were going to post about losing money in a condom machine!

Lol...yeah, that used to happen, till I had the balls to buy em in a shop."

I hear you on that one!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've witnessed them being used in a club before and I get very turned on by it. You can view machines of all sorts at fuckingmachines com but they can get quite pricey.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fuck machine!

isnt that what men are for?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fuck machine!

isnt that what men are for?"

these ones don't roll over fart and snore before you've cum tho

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

good point

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mind you my luck i would have a power cut

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"fuck machine!

isnt that what men are for?"

Who,s going to wipe away the sweat from your brow?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fuck machine!

isnt that what men are for?

these ones don't roll over fart and snore before you've cum tho "

think you can get them to do that as well but they are not on the standered model so have to upgrade to the de-lux

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fuck machine! "

Got one of them, late 1950's vintage, goes all night on 2 pints and a bacon sarnie

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fuck machine!

Got one of them, late 1950's vintage, goes all night on 2 pints and a bacon sarnie "

when I go to clubs I like to try the newer sportier types, and very nice they are too, but there's something I like about my sumptious upholstered classic, lol

Don't think he'd pass an emissions test though

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

watch bruno..

they have a machine..

brings a tear to a glass eye

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought you were going to post about losing money in a condom machine!

Lol...yeah, that used to happen, till I had the balls to buy em in a shop."

.

Bulk buy from internet outlet such as lovehoney, and they arrive in discreet plain packaging!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top