FabSwingers.com forum: For the asking ........ my vote

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
16 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

For the Fab Forum Awards.

Which category are you hoping to win ?

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

fanciful rapscallion

It's not on there.

-sadly.

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By *leasinglipznhipsWoman
16 weeks ago

Don’t think I’ll win any. I’m pretty new to being an active forum poster

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
16 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"For the Fab Forum Awards.

Which category are you hoping to win ? "

Funniest or kindest

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By *ickshawedCouple
16 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Original gangster obviously

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By *ude LawMan
16 weeks ago

Harrogate

Best Flash Dust Magnet user

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
16 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

Sad to see the category for being a cunt has been removed, thought I might have been in with a shout for that one

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By *batMan
16 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Best Essex Tom baiter. (Retired)

Gbat

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
16 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

To all of the above - Consider yourself the recipient of the award you wanted.

Nude Law ...... Move your hands , flash your duster and you just might be in with a shout.

I mean ...... would your duster reach my pelmets ?

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By *ude LawMan
16 weeks ago

Harrogate

"I mean ...... would your duster reach my pelmets ?"

I'd have to stand on my tip toes.

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

Least amount of message replies. Winner for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

I have the best penis. It's in my trophy cabinet.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
16 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

"I have the best penis. It's in my trophy cabinet. "

Is it the best Trophy in your penis cabinet too ?

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By *odg123Man
16 weeks ago

southampton

Haven't had a meet for ages category lol

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By *illy IdolMan
16 weeks ago

Midlands

I'd like to win kindest forumite, Granny C.

You look stunning today, have you done something different with your hair?

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By *eoBloomsMan
16 weeks ago

Springfield

"I'd like to win kindest forumite, Granny C.

You look stunning today, have you done something different with your hair?"

No she always looks like she's been dragged through two bushes by a wild boar !

(I'm going for Cunt of the Year or Most Controversial Poster)

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
16 weeks ago

North West

I'm voting Granny for Vegan of the Year. No meat in her mouth

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By *oldyoudown41Man
16 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

Best needle not found in that haystack

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By *estructionDollyWoman
16 weeks ago

Manchester

Unfortunately, there's no category for mildly amusing every couple of months 😪

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By *fffunCouple
16 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Only just discovered the fun from the forums... So fairly new here compared to other active members here... Usually dip in the fun/games light hearted ones... Just good to see who comes up tops so I can perve on more profiles

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By *aldy321Man
16 weeks ago

Huddersfield

Trier of the year. Least fabbed photos of the year. Reasonablely amusing profile of the year.

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By *hunky GentMan
16 weeks ago

Chesterfield (temp)

"For the Fab Forum Awards.

Which category are you hoping to win ?

Funniest or kindest

Then let's hope there are male and female categories

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By *hunky GentMan
16 weeks ago

Chesterfield (temp)

"Only just discovered the fun from the forums... So fairly new here compared to other active members here... Usually dip in the fun/games light hearted ones... Just good to see who comes up tops so I can perve on more profiles

I don't mind if you want to be on top.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
16 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

Winner of the best runner up for rear of the year 2024.

It was just the Winter edition but someone decided to call it a year 🤷🏻‍♂️

Anyway, go me…winner of best runner up 🏆

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
16 weeks ago

East Sussex

I would like to be considered for several categories please.

Ability to revert eyeballs to original position after extreme rolling.

Maintaining equilibrium following excessive head shaking.

Best bull shit detector

And finally

Not knowing what I want and how to get it.

😇

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By *oldyoudown41Man
16 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

"Winner of the best runner up for rear of the year 2024.

It was just the Winter edition but someone decided to call it a year 🤷🏻‍♂️

Anyway, go me…winner of best runner up 🏆

Wowcha ….

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By *ansoffateMan
16 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Übermensch

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By *obilebottomMan
16 weeks ago

All over

"I would like to be considered for several categories please.

Ability to revert eyeballs to original position after extreme rolling.

Maintaining equilibrium following excessive head shaking.

Best bull shit detector

And finally

Not knowing what I want and how to get it.

😇"

If only we could use doodle on here

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By *illy IdolMan
16 weeks ago

Midlands

"Winner of the best runner up for rear of the year 2024.

It was just the Winter edition but someone decided to call it a year 🤷🏻‍♂️

Anyway, go me…winner of best runner up 🏆

I'll vote for you. I hate seeing you so bitter

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
16 weeks ago

East Sussex

"I would like to be considered for several categories please.

Ability to revert eyeballs to original position after extreme rolling.

Maintaining equilibrium following excessive head shaking.

Best bull shit detector

And finally

Not knowing what I want and how to get it.

😇

If only we could use doodle on here

I'm glad we can't. Imagine the polls!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
16 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

I'd like to win the best penis 💜

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By *oldyoudown41Man
16 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

"I would like to be considered for several categories please.

Ability to revert eyeballs to original position after extreme rolling.

Maintaining equilibrium following excessive head shaking.

Best bull shit detector

And finally

Not knowing what I want and how to get it.

😇

If only we could use doodle on here

I'm glad we can't. Imagine the polls! "

I can imagine

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By *rthur30Man
16 weeks ago

Warrington

Best Egyptologist in a Supporting Role.

Longest Dry Spell in Modern History.

Fanny Magnet (demagnetised).

Most Rubbery Penis.

The Doctor's Receptionist Award for Persistence.

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By *issLickalottapusWoman
16 weeks ago

La La Land

"I'd like to win the best penis 💜"

Fight ya for it! ⚔️🤺

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
16 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

"I'd like to win the best penis 💜

Fight ya for it! ⚔️🤺"

Sharing is caring 💜

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By *eyond PurityCouple
16 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

"Winner of the best runner up for rear of the year 2024.

It was just the Winter edition but someone decided to call it a year 🤷🏻‍♂️

Anyway, go me…winner of best runner up 🏆

I'll vote for you. I hate seeing you so bitter"

😘😘 you are right - crying it in works 😛

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By *sWyldWoman
16 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I've been here a very long time and can't see anyone voting for me in any of those categories.

Quite happy to blend in rather than stand out

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
16 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"I'd like to win the best penis 💜"

You can’t keep it, you know …

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By *rHotNottsMan
16 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I think I stand a good chance in the most number of enforced holidays, and maybe sexiest overall person with an average size cock ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
16 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

"I'd like to win kindest forumite, Granny C.

You look stunning today, have you done something different with your hair?"

I have actually Willy ...... how lovely and kind of you .. sweet man.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
16 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

"I'd like to win the best penis 💜"

I think you deserve it prey. You have my vote for your cockle doodle doo

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
16 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

"I've been here a very long time and can't see anyone voting for me in any of those categories.

Quite happy to blend in rather than stand out "

Now Now Ms.Wyld ...... False modesty never won a coconut in a gilded waistcoat or what ever the saying is ...

You are a pearl before the swine.... and prob top of many people's list.

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By *illy IdolMan
16 weeks ago

Midlands

"I'd like to win kindest forumite, Granny C.

You look stunning today, have you done something different with your hair?

I have actually Willy ...... how lovely and kind of you .. sweet man.

You're more than welcome, Granny. I hope you enjoy the rest of your day x

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
16 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

God he's lovely and kind. Everyone should vote for this kind , kind forumite

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By *illy IdolMan
16 weeks ago

Midlands

"God he's lovely and kind. Everyone should vote for this kind , kind forumite"

@willy_idol

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By *ude LawMan
16 weeks ago

Harrogate

"God he's lovely and kind. Everyone should vote for this kind , kind forumite

@willy_idol"

I've liked AND subscribed

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By *illy IdolMan
16 weeks ago

Midlands

"God he's lovely and kind. Everyone should vote for this kind , kind forumite

@willy_idol

I've liked AND subscribed

Thank you, Nude. Sending hugs 🫂 and I hope you have a wonderful day🫶

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
16 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

"I'd like to win the best penis 💜

You can’t keep it, you know … "

It's okay. I don't want it full time or anything 💜

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By *ude LawMan
16 weeks ago

Harrogate

"God he's lovely and kind. Everyone should vote for this kind , kind forumite

@willy_idol

I've liked AND subscribed

Thank you, Nude. Sending hugs 🫂 and I hope you have a wonderful day🫶"

No - YOU have a wonderful day 💌

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By *ad NannaWoman
16 weeks ago

East London

Driest vagina for a grandmother award.

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By *coobyABCMan
16 weeks ago

Aberdeen

I was hoping for best unsupported cap, in an independent production

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
16 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"Now Now Ms.Wyld ...... False modesty never won a coconut in a gilded waistcoat or what ever the saying is ... You are a pearl before the swine.... and prob top of many people's list."

A rising tide butters no parsnips, that’s for sure.

And you’re right Granny. Few people in life have kissed me like Ms Wyld has. She’s forever on my list.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
16 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

"Now Now Ms.Wyld ...... False modesty never won a coconut in a gilded waistcoat or what ever the saying is ... You are a pearl before the swine.... and prob top of many people's list.

A rising tide butters no parsnips, that’s for sure.

And you’re right Granny. Few people in life have kissed me like Ms Wyld has. She’s forever on my list."

Bloody Hell ....... The award for stirring sensuality goes to the bloke in the pink specs !

I feel all gooey

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
16 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

"Driest vagina for a grandmother award."

I got some HRT pessaries from the doc and ive never looked back ..... too busy mopping up the trails (WEG) sos that was rude- ish ......

They are totes amaze tho .

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
16 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

I just went to vote on Bella's thread and I can't ........ cos ........ I'm prohibited..... sigh.

And I desperately wanted to vote for all those that asked. Desperately! Desperately I tell you ...

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By *ray_BTWMan
16 weeks ago

Worcester

Smoothest body.

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By *rthur30Man
16 weeks ago

Warrington

"I just went to vote on Bella's thread and I can't ........ cos ........ I'm prohibited..... sigh.

And I desperately wanted to vote for all those that asked. Desperately! Desperately I tell you ...

Granny Crumpet for Best Edible Abode.

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

The BIG one, where there’s a prize of boobs and junk!

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

The reclusive of the year 2020

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