FabSwingers.com forum: What do you remember most about your first sex education class

By (user no longer on site) OP
22 weeks ago

Good evening everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

Was told not to use crisp packets especially salt and vinegar

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

"Was told not to use crisp packets especially salt and vinegar "

As condoms

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By *eoBloomsMan
22 weeks ago

Springfield

"Was told not to use crisp packets especially salt and vinegar "

I don't mean to boast but I was told the same about empty Pringles tubes.

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

That we were already way too old, 16.

(I went to a weird, victorian - esque school)

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
22 weeks ago

North West

I went to a catholic school - sex education was that you only had sex after marriage and that was it 😂

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
22 weeks ago

Bristol

Giggling

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
22 weeks ago

South Wales

"I went to a catholic school - sex education was that you only had sex after marriage and that was it 😂"

Yeah this as well……you got married and then you had babies, very vague on any other details xx 😄

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
22 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane

Sitting there giggling

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By *ife NinjaMan
22 weeks ago

Dunfermline

The teacher desperately explaining oral 🤓

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By *sWyldWoman
22 weeks ago

Edinburgh

One of the boys making donkey noises at every opportunity! He was a twat then and probably still is now!

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By *ickshawedCouple
22 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

I remember watching a video where a robot alien came to earth and met with two children who explained how new humans were made. I distinctly remember the line "I am a robot. I cannot have sex". This was probably about year 4 so I was about 8

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By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman
22 weeks ago

Reading

I was 14? and the class was pretty much rolling a condom onto a banana. Only they left the practical part way too late and I remember throwing everything into my bag and having to rush to my next class.

That evening I went out with some friends to a house party, on the way we'd stopped at a corner store to pick up snacks. I ran into a friend of my brother's as I was trying to find money at the bottom of my bag. He said 'having a good time?' just as I pulled out my wallet and the condom flew out and landed on the ground between us. We both just stared at the condom but didn't acknowledge it. He said goodbye and I said goodbye and he left. Turned out he was headed over to my house to hang out with my brother and he ended up telling my brother and my dad that I was out having sex.

It was a very fucking fun evening when I got home that night.

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

The teacher stuttering and stammering talking about how the girls will have a menstrual cycle. Absolutely hilarious given the teacher was male.

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By *ealitybitesMan
22 weeks ago

Belfast

Never had one

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By *inkShyWoman
22 weeks ago

near Windsor

Being told pubes are called short and curlies

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By *reeneyes40Man
22 weeks ago

Cambridge

"I went to a catholic school - sex education was that you only had sex after marriage and that was it 😂

Yeah this as well……you got married and then you had babies, very vague on any other details xx 😄"

Father Murphy sweating his way through it whilst we rolled our eyes and wished we were over at the girls school 🤷🏽‍♂️

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By *bitofaslutWoman
22 weeks ago

Cannock

All boys school, 1986.

The RE teacher drew an oval on the board, one circle at the top of the oval, one underneath.

"That one stretches, that one stretches, that one doesn't. We will now go through the anonymous questions you put in this box"

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By *elloWoman
22 weeks ago

alpha centauri

I remember something about putting a condom on a banana and it protects you from STIs and pregnancy

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

I remember watching a video, then the teacher asking us to explain what various body parts were. I had to explain the clitoris. As I was only 10 and had no idea, I simply said "a lump".

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By *orphia2003Woman
22 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Far too late, we were about 15, and one girl in class was already pregnant.

Biology teacher showing a box containing various forms of contraception and explanation what they were and how they worked.

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

"I remember something about putting a condom on a banana and it protects you from STIs and pregnancy "

First rule of family planning: Make sure there are no bananas in the house when trying to conceive.

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By *exycarlashane181Couple
22 weeks ago

Leamington Spa

We had a little green book to look through the summer before we went into the year that did sex ed. It was called "Gods work through us"

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By *icknmix500Man
22 weeks ago

South Gloucestershire

Pictures of hideously diseased cocks from vd

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By *uri00620Woman
22 weeks ago

Croydon

I learnt about Sammy the Sperm and Eleanor the egg who were friends.

Didn't progress much from that.

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By *eoBloomsMan
22 weeks ago

Springfield

"I remember watching a video, then the teacher asking us to explain what various body parts were. I had to explain the clitoris. As I was only 10 and had no idea, I simply said "a lump"."

Tbf I'm 53 and haven't got much past that 🤦‍♂️

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
22 weeks ago

Markfield

"I went to a catholic school - sex education was that you only had sex after marriage and that was it 😂

Yeah this as well……you got married and then you had babies, very vague on any other details xx 😄"

Similar, it was husbands and wives who had sex and only so that they could have babies and become parents. Then loads of stuff about periods. The end. Nothing about contraception.

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By *B..Woman
22 weeks ago

Wiltshire

Catholic girls school and we had a priest come in and explain how babies were made once you were married, I was about 11 and it made no sense to me at all.

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By *cottish guy 555Man
22 weeks ago

London

That it was delivered by the local vicar's son and it was the first time I heard the word masturbation.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
22 weeks ago

Central

I think we had a virgin teaching us. She was 100% rigidly only imparting the absolute scientific detail. I got the highest marks in the whole year

We had to giggle in embarrassment, as it was bare bones minimum and hearing this prim maiden saying the sexual terms was unreal, especially as she flustered easily. Intercourse anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

The homework

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By *ansoffateMan
22 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

One of the lads put a condom over his head and started blowing it up with his nostrils.

Also one of the girls passed me a note from another girl that said she wanted to give me a blowjob.

I wrote a note back but the teacher intercepted it and I got into shit for it.

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By *attooedlad199521Man
22 weeks ago

Bournemouth

Teacher telling me you can’t piss when you have a boner 🤣🤣🤣

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By *vonne5exMan
22 weeks ago

Doncaster

Sex education, was probably in a barrack room in Catterick camp

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By *ermite12ukMan
22 weeks ago

Solihull and Romford

From the diagram drawn on the board. I thought the fallopian tubes were in a ladies armpits.

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By *ildatheart30Couple
22 weeks ago

Gorebridge

The teacher asked how long we would have to know someone before having sex and everyone said two years HA!! Liars

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple
22 weeks ago

Swansea

I didn't have one.

Mrs

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By *rdenites2Couple
22 weeks ago

Leicestershire

Never had them.

Pretty obvious how it all works though, like most things.

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By *rookedsmileMan
22 weeks ago

Derbyshire

The TV on wheels.

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By *eavenNhellCouple
22 weeks ago

carrbrook stalybridge

getting a detention for asking "miss can we have a practical "

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By *eavenNhellCouple
22 weeks ago

carrbrook stalybridge

getting a detention for asking "miss can we have a practical "

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By *ellhungvweMan
22 weeks ago

Cheltenham

The lad who thought he was gods gift to the girls arguing with the teacher that his cock was a muscle and that he could prove it because he was making it bigger every night by exercising it. The dawning realisation that he might have misunderstood was a thing of beauty to behold.

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By *tsJustKateWoman
22 weeks ago

London

Getting his dick out

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By *ichaelsmyMan
22 weeks ago

doiglas

the male teacher that had to give the lesson was so embarrassed that we were amazed he managed it at all.

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By *appytojoininMan
22 weeks ago

derby

Missed it was on holiday, made up for it later

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By *he Silver FuxMan
22 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

I learned more from the crusty hardcore porn mags stuffed behind the toilet cisterns than when the TV and VHS got wheeled in on the trolley and we watched a video.

Monty Python’s The Meaning Of Life Sex Education class was probably the classic “… did I do vaginal juices last week?”

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By *uri00620Woman
22 weeks ago

Croydon

I'm doing a condom demonstration next week in front of a bunch of 13/14 year olds.

It's been a while, got to start practising. Will be pretty embarrassing if they're better at that than me

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