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By (user no longer on site) OP
19 weeks ago

Insert funny conclusion to sentence:

"Aerobics socks"

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By *estructionDollyWoman
19 weeks ago

Manchester

Back door key

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
19 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London

stamps cos you look first class

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

Windows

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

Dad's bawsack just to get a shot with you..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
19 weeks ago

"stamps cos you look first class "

As always, a comic witty retort. Never disappoint.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
19 weeks ago

"Dad's bawsack just to get a shot with you.."

Cheers Liam.

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By *oldyoudown41Man
19 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

Mingle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
19 weeks ago

"Back door key "

Are you sure, only I dropped them in the loo earlier....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
19 weeks ago

"Windows"

Actually, they could use a spring clean.

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

Yoghurt pot lid

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By (user no longer on site) OP
19 weeks ago

"Mingle "

What'sa Mingle? Is this codeword for pussy I've not heard of?!

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By *pontaneous_coupleCouple
19 weeks ago

Hoddesdon

Icecream, especially if it’s a 99 flake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
19 weeks ago

"Yoghurt pot lid"

Hey! I lick my own lids. Get your own.

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
19 weeks ago

Always on the move

..plate clean

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By (user no longer on site) OP
19 weeks ago

"Icecream, especially if it’s a 99 flake

Or a toffee fudge one. Love them. Btw I think you had one of those 9's upside down.

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

Big spoon

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By *uchessdoeWoman
19 weeks ago

Northampton

Battery.

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

Dildo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
19 weeks ago

"..plate clean"

I've just a plate of pizza..... with pineapple on.

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By *anilla switchWoman
19 weeks ago

Hampshire

Your dad’s cock.

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By *Silver-Man
19 weeks ago

North Wales

Bus windows

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By (user no longer on site) OP
19 weeks ago

"Battery."

You'll need a recharge after meeting me.

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By *oldyoudown41Man
19 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

"Mingle

What'sa Mingle? Is this codeword for pussy I've not heard of?!

Typo

)) yes , Minge

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By *uchessdoeWoman
19 weeks ago

Northampton

"Battery.

You'll need a recharge after meeting me.

It'll make your tongue twitch...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
19 weeks ago

"Bus windows"

Inside or outside?

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By *onkeyandBonesCouple
19 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Dog bowl

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By *as7643Man
19 weeks ago

staffs

Lips

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By (user no longer on site) OP
19 weeks ago

"Battery.

You'll need a recharge after meeting me.

It'll make your tongue twitch..."

I do make womens' tongues twitch yes. Usually to vocalize the words Off and Fuck, but not always in that order.

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By *ickedtiesWoman
19 weeks ago

limerick

Nuggets

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By (user no longer on site) OP
19 weeks ago

"Dog bowl

There wouldn't be anything left, my dog scoffs the lot and licks the bowl clean.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
19 weeks ago

"Lips "

Arre yoo shuure Ivve gof a moufulll of twoothpasste

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By (user no longer on site) OP
19 weeks ago

"Nuggets"

Are they those things below my penis?

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman
19 weeks ago

Galway, Clare

Eyeball.

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By *ickedtiesWoman
19 weeks ago

limerick

"Nuggets

Are they those things below my penis? "

Noo 🤭🤭 mcdonalds chicken nuggets 😋

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By *ake_or_deathMan
19 weeks ago

Manchester

...ha-ha-ha-ha-hand. I wanna lick your hand.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
19 weeks ago

"Eyeball."

Can I peep with the other while you do?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
19 weeks ago

"...ha-ha-ha-ha-hand. I wanna lick your hand."

Bit weird, but let me wash them first.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
19 weeks ago

"Big spoon "

oh, ok,...Go on then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
19 weeks ago

"Nuggets

Are they those things below my penis?

Noo 🤭🤭 mcdonalds chicken nuggets 😋 "

I don't keep any of those down there. Just pork scratchings. They don't burn so much

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By *ot so needyMan
19 weeks ago

Galway

What sauce do you need for the nuggets before I decide if I will help you lick them?

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By *ickedtiesWoman
19 weeks ago

limerick

"What sauce do you need for the nuggets before I decide if I will help you lick them?"

Curry?

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By *ot so needyMan
19 weeks ago

Galway

"What sauce do you need for the nuggets before I decide if I will help you lick them?

Curry? "

Ok you lick them and I will lick you😈

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By *ickedtiesWoman
19 weeks ago

limerick

"What sauce do you need for the nuggets before I decide if I will help you lick them?

Curry?

Ok you lick them and I will lick you😈"

Oooh how could I say no to that...🙊💋

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By *ot so needyMan
19 weeks ago

Galway

"What sauce do you need for the nuggets before I decide if I will help you lick them?

Curry?

Ok you lick them and I will lick you😈

Oooh how could I say no to that...🙊💋"

You never have yet🤣

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By *ickedtiesWoman
19 weeks ago

limerick

"What sauce do you need for the nuggets before I decide if I will help you lick them?

Curry?

Ok you lick them and I will lick you😈

Oooh how could I say no to that...🙊💋

You never have yet🤣"

🥵

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By *uzo232Man
19 weeks ago

Wickford

Bum h--e

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By *ayronfeetMan
19 weeks ago

Cardiff

Your toes _ickedties 😜🔥

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By *ild_oatsMan
19 weeks ago

the land of saints & sinners

“Had a dream

I wanted to lick your knees”

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By *unkym34Man
19 weeks ago

London

Your Alan Patridge DVD collection

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By *leasinglipznhipsWoman
19 weeks ago

Clothes hangers

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By *rookedsmileMan
19 weeks ago

Derbyshire

Sky remote. Actually, on reflection, I don't.

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By *exyScientistsCouple
19 weeks ago

Castlebar

Fingers...

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By *unguy552024Man
19 weeks ago

lincoln

Back door

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By *ot so needyMan
19 weeks ago

Galway

Neck and shoulders.

I know you love it.

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By *emofaJamesMan
19 weeks ago

London, Notting Hill.

Porridge Pot

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By *issLickalottapusWoman
19 weeks ago

La La Land

Inside of your left knee

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By *heekychap0661Man
19 weeks ago

margate

A creampie

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

The positive side of a battery

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By *hilly1515Man
19 weeks ago

coastal

your wifes crimper like it was my last polo mint

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By *imale46ukMan
19 weeks ago

chesterfield derbyshire

spunk filled arsehole and fanny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
19 weeks ago

"your wifes crimper like it was my last polo mint "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
19 weeks ago

"spunk filled arsehole and fanny "

I hope you brush your teeth afterwards. You'll wake up with tacky teeth.

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By *isterMushroomMan
19 weeks ago

Warrington

Doughnut

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By (user no longer on site) OP
19 weeks ago

Can't believe this thread is still alive! Thanks you lot.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
19 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London

"Sky remote. Actually, on reflection, I don't."

Like.. tongue the exit button?

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By *ndyandMandyCouple
19 weeks ago

swansea

Diing Dooooong

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By *isser36Man
19 weeks ago

fylde Coast

Your envelope closed. No one writes letters anymore it's actually becoming a lost art. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

...this is a song by spinal tap.

In d minor.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
19 weeks ago

"Doughnut "

....Why do they call you Mistermushroom.... Oh, I see now.

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By *ickedtiesWoman
19 weeks ago

limerick

"Neck and shoulders.

I know you love it."

😈😘🥰

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By *hades Of GreyMan
19 weeks ago

Leeds

I wanna lick your hand, i wanna lick your haaaaand. Oh wait, wrong song!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
19 weeks ago

"Your envelope closed. No one writes letters anymore it's actually becoming a lost art. 🤷🏼‍♂️"

Dearest Kisser36.

I write to you in good health and spirits. Spring is in bloom here and I trust the weather is as clement for you? Saddened to hear of the passing of your goldfish Finly. Will correspond again soon, but trying to keep up with a forum thread so must dash.

Yours Sf.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
19 weeks ago

"I wanna lick your hand, i wanna lick your haaaaand. Oh wait, wrong song!

A dirty Beatles cover?

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
19 weeks ago

Ipswich

Jaffa cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
19 weeks ago

"Diing Dooooong"

That's from the Carry on Films actor isn't it?

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By *riendly BiMan
19 weeks ago

Lettuce

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By (user no longer on site) OP
19 weeks ago

"Lettuce"

It's been in the fridge a while, but if you really want to. All yours.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
19 weeks ago

lips covered in doughnut sugar

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By *olinOfBathMan
19 weeks ago

Corsham

I wanna lick your...

... personal best.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
19 weeks ago

"I wanna lick your...

... personal best."

....You want to lick my 'Worst forum poster of 2024' certificate? ....

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By *nkymikeyMan
19 weeks ago

Andover

Rum and rasin pot

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By (user no longer on site) OP
19 weeks ago

"Rum and rasin pot "

I'll add you to the schedule. Everyone's dressing up as an Ewok if that suits?

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By *isser36Man
11 weeks ago

fylde Coast

"Your envelope closed. No one writes letters anymore it's actually becoming a lost art. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Dearest Kisser36.

Yours Sf. "

My dear SF , finally received your correspondence! The postal service isn't great around my way unfortunately! But spring has sprung and the sun has been shining on us all this last week, 22 degrees! indeed there's talk of a dangerous heat wave and hosepipe bans its all very troubling. How's your rickets by the way? Still bothering you? Get plenty of vitamin D and calcium! Anyway I must dash there's a rat in the pantry i simply must catch. Take care.

Warmest regards

Kisser

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

I want to lick your......

Sense of self respect lol

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By *arried curious guyMan
11 weeks ago

Motherwell

Ice cream

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By *ucka39Man
11 weeks ago

Newcastle

Popsicle

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