"The Orange King of Chaos" 🎶
(Verse 1)
He struts in the room like he owns the whole place,
Spray-tan glowing like nuclear waste.
Hair like a raccoon stuck in a blender,
Thinks he's a genius—nah, just a pretender.
(Pre-Chorus)
Shouting on Twitter, caps-lock abuse,
Facts take a hit, logic on the loose.
Says he’s the best, says he’s the GOAT,
But even his lawyers won’t stay on his boat.
(Chorus)
Ohhh, the Orange King of Chaos rides again,
Bankrupting truth, losing all his friends.
Got kicked off socials, but still won’t quit,
Man, even his mirror’s done with his shit!
(Verse 2)
Walls weren’t built, but his ego’s too tall,
Dodging subpoenas like he's playing dodgeball.
Golfing all day while the world’s on fire,
Swears he’s a genius but can’t spell “hire.”
(Bridge)
Fake news this, fake news that,
Blames the deep state and a Democrat cat.
Always the victim, always the whine,
Bro, just admit it—you ran out of time.
(Outro)
So here’s to the legend of lies and deceit,
The tantrum-throwing con on Pennsylvania Street.
2024? Man, give it a rest—
The only wall standing is one for arrest! |
