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By *ello OP   Woman
2 days ago

alpha centauri

Which little white lies were you told as a child which you know is tosh but lingered in your subconscious?

When I was little my dad told me that if I played with my belly button, the knot would come undone and my legs, arms and head would fall off.

Yes I know that can't happen (I think) but I still feel queasy when it comes to my belly button, just in case.

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
2 days ago

Ends

Eating my vegetables would make my chest hairs grow.

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By *empest2KMan
2 days ago

Derby

Apparently, if you stare a bee in its eyes, you'll make it angry 🤣

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By *r.and.Mrs.DSCouple
2 days ago

N. Wales

"Eat your crusts if you want white teeth and curly hair"

But it's my auntie's version that disturbed me, "white hair and curly teeth!"

🤣

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By *eoBloomsMan
2 days ago

Springfield


"Which little white lies were you told as a child which you know is tosh but lingered in your subconscious?

When I was little my dad told me that if I played with my belly button, the knot would come undone and my legs, arms and head would fall off.

Yes I know that can't happen (I think) but I still feel queasy when it comes to my belly button, just in case."

That is both a little unkind and quite brilliant!

I remember the one about getting square eyes from watching too much TV - I wonder if there is a smartphone equivalent?

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By *ell GwynnWoman
2 days ago

North Yorkshire

Me: "Nanny, do you... oh I forgot what I was about to say!"

Nanny: "Well, it must have been a lie, then".

Me:

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By *viatrixWoman
2 days ago

Redhill

You’ll get bunions if you walk barefoot on the cold marble floor…

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By *ansoffateMan
2 days ago

Sagittarius A

If you lie you make baby Jesus cry.

If you don't go to sleep the tooth fairy won't come.

If you don't eat your crusts your hairy won't grow curly.

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
2 days ago

Manchester / Cardiff

As a kid I used to complain about the stamping sound I could hear through my pillow when I'd gone to bed (nothing sinister, just my ears picking up the bloodflow from the beating of my heart)

...so my Dad, in an attempt to shut me up and tell me to go to sleep, would say, "that's the big steps of a giant on the other side of the world coming to check if you're asleep and if you're still awake when he gets here, he'll squish you!!"

LIKE WHAT THE FUCK DAD!!!!!

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By *andora2Woman
2 days ago

South somewhere

If I didn’t stop biting my nails they’d grow into a big sharp ball in my stomach and cut it open 😳

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By *tu100Man
2 days ago

Southampton

If the ice cream van was playing music it meant they had actually run out of ice cream.

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
2 days ago

.

To put a buttercup flower under your chin & if it shined yellow it meant you liked butter

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
2 days ago

Manchester / Cardiff


"To put a buttercup flower under your chin & if it shined yellow it meant you liked butter "

You mean that's not true?! 🤯

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By *naughtydaddyMan
2 days ago

Swadlincote

If you sniff dandelions you’ll pee yourself 😂

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By *ealitybitesMan
2 days ago

Belfast

Santa Claus

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By *inceIlkestonMan
2 days ago

Ilkeston


"Which little white lies were you told as a child which you know is tosh but lingered in your subconscious?

When I was little my dad told me that if I played with my belly button, the knot would come undone and my legs, arms and head would fall off.

Yes I know that can't happen (I think) but I still feel queasy when it comes to my belly button, just in case."

can I lick it and make you queezy

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
2 days ago

.

Eat your carrots they make you see better in the dark

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By *iFruityCoupleCouple
2 days ago

Lagos Portugal/ Watermouth

The world is a good and fair place. Hard to believe now.

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By *iFruityCoupleCouple
2 days ago

Lagos Portugal/ Watermouth


"Eat your carrots they make you see better in the dark "

Radar does a better job.

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By *allipygousMan
2 days ago

Leicester

Religion in general, Christianity in particular, Methodist teachings specifically. Sunday school was fun though.

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By *aleunicorn500Man
2 days ago

Gloucester


"Which little white lies were you told as a child which you know is tosh but lingered in your subconscious?

When I was little my dad told me that if I played with my belly button, the knot would come undone and my legs, arms and head would fall off.

Yes I know that can't happen (I think) but I still feel queasy when it comes to my belly button, just in case."

Omg same! Not quite as catastrophic as yours but that your guts would fall out lol

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By *ornysouthwalesMan
2 days ago

Merthyr Tydfil


"Eat your carrots they make you see better in the dark "

Snap

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By *ynamicnatureMan
2 days ago

Doncaster

I was told that if I lied, I would get a spot on my tongue.

I actually use it on my little boy now and it works a treat,🤣🤣

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By *aughtystaffs60Couple
2 days ago

Staffordshire

Wanking would make me go blind. Still not happened

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By *ello OP   Woman
2 days ago

alpha centauri


"As a kid I used to complain about the stamping sound I could hear through my pillow when I'd gone to bed (nothing sinister, just my ears picking up the bloodflow from the beating of my heart)

...so my Dad, in an attempt to shut me up and tell me to go to sleep, would say, "that's the big steps of a giant on the other side of the world coming to check if you're asleep and if you're still awake when he gets here, he'll squish you!!"

LIKE WHAT THE FUCK DAD!!!!! "

Omg I am definitely using that one , that's so mean

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By *n at the DeeP endCouple
2 days ago

Manchester


"If the ice cream van was playing music it meant they had actually run out of ice cream."

That's both cruel and kinda funny

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By *alcon2Man
2 days ago

North

My mum used to say there was a 'rat' in the loft..when she'd come back down with some sweets or something.

I later found out it was just a cardboard box she kept sweets and a few toys in.

At the age of about 4 though I thought there was a giant rat up there.

Don't why she called it that.

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By *inkShyWoman
2 days ago

near Windsor

Certain ice cream vans were 'the dirty one' so I always feel hesitant to get an ice cream from a van

Runner beans would make me faster

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By *wingin CatMan
2 days ago

London

If I didn't eat my greens I wouldn't have muscles like Popeye

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By *aleunicorn500Man
24 hours ago

Gloucester


"My mum used to say there was a 'rat' in the loft..when she'd come back down with some sweets or something.

I later found out it was just a cardboard box she kept sweets and a few toys in.

At the age of about 4 though I thought there was a giant rat up there.

Don't why she called it that.

"
Who keeps sweets in the loft?

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By *ubslut36FWoman
24 hours ago

Woodley

Yes this one, and I carried it on with my Son!🤣

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By *alcon2Man
24 hours ago

North


"My mum used to say there was a 'rat' in the loft..when she'd come back down with some sweets or something.

I later found out it was just a cardboard box she kept sweets and a few toys in.

At the age of about 4 though I thought there was a giant rat up there.

Don't why she called it that.

Who keeps sweets in the loft? "

Scary weirdos. Giant rats. Etc..

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By *aughty driverMan
24 hours ago

Romford


"Me: "Nanny, do you... oh I forgot what I was about to say!"

Nanny: "Well, it must have been a lie, then".

Me: "

I love this im gona use this on my kids

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By *aughty driverMan
24 hours ago

Romford

If i ate seeds of a fruit by accident i was told plants would grow in my stomach.

Another one if i evet stole my hands would fall of within a couple of days. Safly that didnt work for long brother ended in prison a year later for post office grab and dash back in the old days

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By *imply_SensualMan
23 hours ago

Widnes

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By *osseffMan
23 hours ago

All over devon, I love a road trip!


"When I was little my dad told me that if I played with my belly button, the knot would come undone and my legs, arms and head would fall off.

"

Slight variation in that if you unscrewed your belly button your bum would fall off! 🤣

Isn't it funny that there's slight variations on the same thing country wide, always wonder how the word spreads...

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By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman
23 hours ago

Reading

My dad told me my lies would show up as white marks on my nails.

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By *offiaCoolWoman
22 hours ago

Kidsgrove


"Eat your carrots they make you see better in the dark "

There is some truth in that to be fair. Carrots contain beta carotene, which our body converts to vitamin A, which can help with good eye health

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
22 hours ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Paving slab paths.

"If you step on the lines the bears will get you".

I mean....Buckinghamshire wasn't exactly awash with bears.....🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️😂😂

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By *oldyoudown41Man
22 hours ago

caledonian


"Which little white lies were you told as a child which you know is tosh but lingered in your subconscious?

When I was little my dad told me that if I played with my belly button, the knot would come undone and my legs, arms and head would fall off.

Yes I know that can't happen (I think) but I still feel queasy when it comes to my belly button, just in case."

Never heard that one before)

But here are some I was told and they could be limited to Irish people.. not sure.

Looking at the moon, that’s Gods house,

If you cross your eyes and the wind changes, you will stay cross eyed forever,

If you find a hair comb with broken teeth, it belongs to a banshee..

If you step into a fairy ring, you will be cursed.

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
13 hours ago

.

The bogeyman will get you 🤷🏻‍♀️

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By *ello OP   Woman
12 hours ago

alpha centauri


"The bogeyman will get you 🤷🏻‍♀️"

Oh my dad told us about the bogeyman too, if you slept with your hand or foot slightly out from under the quilt, the bogeyman would grab you and drag you under the bed and you'll never be seen again.

When I think back to my childhood my parents were dicks, I'm surprised I didn't grew up to be a quivering wreck lol

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By *warf with a mulletMan
12 hours ago

cardiff

The vicar telling me that all the big boys did it

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By *cLovin2Man
12 hours ago

Reading


"Wanking would make me go blind. Still not happened "

I believed that into my 20s, still didn't stop me though.

Guys in their teens, our dicks are on fire 🔥

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
9 hours ago

.


"The bogeyman will get you 🤷🏻‍♀️

Oh my dad told us about the bogeyman too, if you slept with your hand or foot slightly out from under the quilt, the bogeyman would grab you and drag you under the bed and you'll never be seen again. Yes my mother used to tell me this to

When I think back to my childhood my parents were dicks, I'm surprised I didn't grew up to be a quivering wreck lol "

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By *ripfillMan
9 hours ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

The three second Rule,

If food / sandwich for example … hits the ground and you pick it up with in three seconds it’s then totally edible and no germs can attach themselves to it so it’s perfectly safe to eat!

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By *ello OP   Woman
9 hours ago

alpha centauri


"The three second Rule,

If food / sandwich for example … hits the ground and you pick it up with in three seconds it’s then totally edible and no germs can attach themselves to it so it’s perfectly safe to eat! "

I can't believe you was told such rubbish! Everyone knows its 5 seconds

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By *urls and DressesWoman
9 hours ago

Somewhere near here

Crusts on bread make your hair curly.

I tried not to eat crusts because I hated my curly hair…I still have curly hair

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By *B69Woman
8 hours ago

Wiltshire

So many of the above but the daft thing is I said the same to my kids growing up and they repeat them to me now

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
8 hours ago

Willenhall


"Eat your carrots they make you see better in the dark

There is some truth in that to be fair. Carrots contain beta carotene, which our body converts to vitamin A, which can help with good eye health "

There isn't any truth in it. It started as a British propaganda campaign during WWII as a subterfuge to hide the (then recent) invention of radar from the Germans.

It worked so well many Brits still believed it to be true decades later.

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By *nnCeeWoman
6 hours ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

Same as many above:

Eating carrots make you see in the dark

Eating the crusts makes your hair curly (ate them all, hair is still straight as a ruler)

Lying will give you a pimple on your tongue

Sitting too close to the TV gives you square eyes

If the wind changes, your face will stay like that

We don't lick other people

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By *teveanddebsCouple
5 hours ago

Norwich


"The three second Rule,

If food / sandwich for example … hits the ground and you pick it up with in three seconds it’s then totally edible and no germs can attach themselves to it so it’s perfectly safe to eat! "

I was told that as well.

The problem was we had a 2 second dog!

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By *-jonMan
5 hours ago

London

Not my personal memory…

A friend of mine named Harry, was told of he didn’t stop misbehaving that he’d be… “brought to the Harry store and swapped out for a new Harry” 😄😄

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
5 hours ago

Willenhall


"Not my personal memory…

A friend of mine named Harry, was told of he didn’t stop misbehaving that he’d be… “brought to the Harry store and swapped out for a new Harry” 😄😄

"

Did he have ginger hair?

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