FabSwingers.com forum: Fameous Last Words when Swinging

By * Jay69 OP Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

It's all right, you can sit on my face for hours, I can breath through my ears.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can give oral for hours and hours.. And will always put your needs first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My tongues that long, I can lick crumbs out of pringle can

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By *azzasheeneMan
over a year ago

kent

But i haven't had an orgasm yet...............you haven't had a what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm so glad that bloody cat can't talk"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My husbands downstairs so we'll have to be quiet...

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By * Jay69 OP Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

You mean you shouldn't take viagra with certain health conditions?....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have a tissue please? Cos your curtains are minging!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do mean you want me to wear condoms? I'm safe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave my tip on the way out

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By *azzasheeneMan
over a year ago

kent

I thought you said you were dirty.

I am, while you were in the bathroom i shagged your cat and shat behind the telly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought you said you were dirty.

I am, while you were in the bathroom i shagged your cat and shat behind the telly."

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By *quirrelMan
over a year ago

East Manchester

Single guys welcome.

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By * Jay69 OP Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Could we have reverse cow girl - or could you put a bag over your head?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought you said you were dirty.

I am, while you were in the bathroom i shagged your cat and shat behind the telly."

lmfao!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do those handcuffs have keys ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for that, off to my next meet now

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By * Jay69 OP Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

I think your dad's a better shag than you are.

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By *azzasheeneMan
over a year ago

kent

"I think your dad's a better shag than you are."

Son

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I asked if you had any skeletons in the closet .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Auto-erotic asphyxi-what?...Never heard of it. Is it something to do with you saying I should be bloody well hung?......

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

I have a date on Saturday , I am leaveing the site...

doooooooooomed

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By * Jay69 OP Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Bonjour cherie, here is my 15 incher - Oh, your fanny's metric?

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"I thought you said you were dirty.

I am, while you were in the bathroom i shagged your cat and shat behind the telly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can give oral for hours and hours.. And will always put your needs first

Please come and see. Me in london lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive got my bloody arm stuck behind the radiator"

Yes its true

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By * Jay69 OP Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

""Ive got my bloody arm stuck behind the radiator"

Yes its true

Good job it was only your arm

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I've re-read your profile and you've moved up to 53rd on my PIFID list - People I'd Fuck if Desperate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could we have reverse cow girl - or could you put a bag over your head?"

Charming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Ive got my bloody arm stuck behind the radiator"

Yes its true

Good job it was only your arm

Wasnt what everyone else in the room said.

Spoiled a real nice evenings fun, and upset the club owners when 4 guys almost pulled it off the wall to free me.

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By * Jay69 OP Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

""Ive got my bloody arm stuck behind the radiator"

Yes its true

Good job it was only your arm

Wasnt what everyone else in the room said.

Spoiled a real nice evenings fun, and upset the club owners when 4 guys almost pulled it off the wall to free me.

Ah, didn't realise it was at a club

Thought at a private meet. Were you naked at the time?

At least they didn't have to call the firebrigade

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"My tongues that long, I can lick crumbs out of pringle can

Lmaoooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't worry it will wash off! But in fairness the red goatie suits you!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Don't worry it will wash off! But in fairness the red goatie suits you! "

ow ow ow ow noooooo thats' so so wrong!

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By * Jay69 OP Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"Don't worry it will wash off! But in fairness the red goatie suits you!

ow ow ow ow noooooo thats' so so wrong!

Years ago with my ex, on holiday, she couldn't sleep and was bored.

I woke up to find all my toenails lacquered bright red.

Ha Ha, very funny, where's the nail varnish remover. she didn't have any, got a few funny looks wearing sandals.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"Don't worry it will wash off! But in fairness the red goatie suits you!

ow ow ow ow noooooo thats' so so wrong!

Years ago with my ex, on holiday, she couldn't sleep and was bored.

I woke up to find all my toenails lacquered bright red.

Ha Ha, very funny, where's the nail varnish remover. she didn't have any, got a few funny looks wearing sandals.

Legend! made me laugh a lot xxx

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By *onestjohn1962Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

[Removed by poster at 03/05/13 16:17:51]

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

Where's my watch?

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By *onestjohn1962Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Don't worry it will wash off! But in fairness the red goatie suits you!

ow ow ow ow noooooo thats' so so wrong!

Years ago with my ex, on holiday, she couldn't sleep and was bored.

I woke up to find all my toenails lacquered bright red.

Ha Ha, very funny, where's the nail varnish remover. she didn't have any, got a few funny looks wearing sandals.

Legend! made me laugh a lot xxx

Same thing happened to me last year - my kids painted mine whilst I was asleep in the garden - never noticed and went training. Did not look cool in the dojo with my black belt and matching toenails. !

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"Don't worry it will wash off! But in fairness the red goatie suits you!

ow ow ow ow noooooo thats' so so wrong!

Years ago with my ex, on holiday, she couldn't sleep and was bored.

I woke up to find all my toenails lacquered bright red.

Ha Ha, very funny, where's the nail varnish remover. she didn't have any, got a few funny looks wearing sandals.

Legend! made me laugh a lot xxx

Didn't you have a belt to match?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't worry it will wash off! But in fairness the red goatie suits you!

ow ow ow ow noooooo thats' so so wrong!

Lol sorry its never happened I might add but I could not resist !!

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By *onestjohn1962Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Don't worry it will wash off! But in fairness the red goatie suits you!

ow ow ow ow noooooo thats' so so wrong!

Years ago with my ex, on holiday, she couldn't sleep and was bored.

I woke up to find all my toenails lacquered bright red.

Ha Ha, very funny, where's the nail varnish remover. she didn't have any, got a few funny looks wearing sandals.

Legend! made me laugh a lot xxx

Didn't you have a belt to match?

They did - the nails were black !!

How very Goth ???

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

[Removed by poster at 03/05/13 16:24:57]

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Don't worry it will wash off! But in fairness the red goatie suits you!

ow ow ow ow noooooo thats' so so wrong!

Years ago with my ex, on holiday, she couldn't sleep and was bored.

I woke up to find all my toenails lacquered bright red.

Ha Ha, very funny, where's the nail varnish remover. she didn't have any, got a few funny looks wearing sandals.

Legend! made me laugh a lot xxx

Didn't you have a belt to match?

They did - the nails were black !!

How very Goth ???"

Word!!!

and how considerate of your kids...I would have done them pink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Relax this won't hurt one bit.

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By *eicsCouple
over a year ago

leicester

Just spunk in my eyes and hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the anal was great...what do i do with this bit of sweetcorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'do us a favour love, can you just call your mum and tell her I'm running about 15 mins late? ?cheers.'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought you said you were dirty.

I am, while you were in the bathroom i shagged your cat and shat behind the telly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wooops sorry wrong hole .. its there now so may as well enjoy once youve stopped screaming

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By * Jay69 OP Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

As I said, I can do aural sex for hours.

Listen to the couple in the next room, that headboard's taking some punishment, phoarrr!

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By *leurCouple
over a year ago

West Hull

Is it in yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes were still on...

Still waiting....

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By * Jay69 OP Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Your name's Daisy, you said cowgirl so I've brought my milking machine and everything, so let's get your teats washed off first....

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By *adJaxMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

"Cab fare's on the table next to the front door."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it in yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought you said you were dirty.

I am, while you were in the bathroom i shagged your cat and shat behind the telly.

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omg absolutely pmsl about this lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this swing properly secured to the ground?

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By * Jay69 OP Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Ok, OK, so they're your own teeth, and they don't come out - can I still have the BJ?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent, personified in this case by a 'orrible cunt, me."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please be gentle... I have only just had the boils on my cock lanced

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Babe I really wish I hadnt blown my nose in my last clean t shirt.

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By * Jay69 OP Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"Babe I really wish I hadnt blown my nose in my last clean t shirt.

Babe I really wish I hadn't blown my nose in YOUR last clean T shirt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Babe I really wish I hadn't blown my nose in YOUR last clean T shirt.

Yup.

That's equally just as bad

Ben

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

" "Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent, personified in this case by a 'orrible cunt, me."

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