FabSwingers.com forum: What's the worst music video ever made?

By (user no longer on site) OP
22 weeks ago

I think it's 'lick it up' by kiss.

Any suggestions that you think could beat this abomination?

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By *erkshire8299Man
22 weeks ago

slough

I love KISS and have seen them many times , but when they took the make up off...they made some very dodgy videos with dreadful clothing.

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By *iaisonseekerMan
22 weeks ago

Liverpool

Hot Legs by Rod Stewart.

Absolutely, mind-bogglingly bad

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By (user no longer on site) OP
22 weeks ago

"I love KISS and have seen them many times , but when they took the make up off...they made some very dodgy videos with dreadful clothing."

I like the album crazy nights a lot, (I think bruce kulick gave a degree of sophistication to music)..I also really liked eric carr.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
22 weeks ago

"Hot Legs by Rod Stewart.

Absolutely, mind-bogglingly bad

That's pretty awful..just had a look..

It looks like jeff beck on guitar?

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
22 weeks ago

Sussex

The video for Dancing in the Street by David Bowie and Mick Jagger

Cringe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
22 weeks ago

"The video for Dancing in the Street by David Bowie and Mick Jagger

Cringe"

..Looks like it was done in 10 minutes

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
22 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

Wired for sound by Cliff Richard lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
22 weeks ago

"Wired for sound by Cliff Richard lol"

Is that one where they on roller skates or something?..

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By *hief ScoutMan
22 weeks ago

Wild Border Country of Herts & Middx/West London !

Glenn & Chris (as in Hoddle & Waddle if you need reminding), "Diamond Lights".

Looks like they spent about fifteen quid making it.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
22 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Some of the 80's videos truly terrible, the directors were always trying to make them abstract yet meaningful usually involving some really poor acting by band members.

Rick Astley never gonna give you up, some very questionable outfits and dancing.

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By *zeroMan
22 weeks ago

Glasgow

"Wired for sound by Cliff Richard lol

Is that one where they on roller skates or something?.."

Yes and damn you for taking my suggestion

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By (user no longer on site) OP
22 weeks ago

I thought of another one.

"Don't it make you feel good" stefan dennis from neighbours. An atrocious thing to behold.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
22 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Wired for sound by Cliff Richard lol

Is that one where they on roller skates or something?..

Yes and damn you for taking my suggestion "

Great minds think alike

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By *ools and the brainCouple
22 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Milli vanilli, girl you know it's true.

Just awful, outfits and shoulder pads

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By *zeroMan
22 weeks ago

Glasgow

Ready to Rumble by PJ and Duncan

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By (user no longer on site) OP
22 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
22 weeks ago

"Milli vanilli, girl you know it's true.

Just awful, outfits and shoulder pads "

People call me milli vanilli on here, can u believe that shit..

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By *ools and the brainCouple
22 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"Milli vanilli, girl you know it's true.

Just awful, outfits and shoulder pads

People call me milli vanilli on here, can u believe that shit..

Lol just had a look, guess it's the hair . Couple of good looking guy's so not a complete insult.

As long as you don't share the same questionable dress sense and lip syncing skills

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

Spent a few moments pondering, but have to go the mentioned a few times already: Jagger and Bowie, OMG No!

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By *zeroMan
22 weeks ago

Glasgow

"Milli vanilli, girl you know it's true.

Just awful, outfits and shoulder pads

People call me milli vanilli on here, can u believe that shit..

Lol just had a look, guess it's the hair . Couple of good looking guy's so not a complete insult.

As long as you don't share the same questionable dress sense and lip syncing skills

I always seen you as more of a Lenny Kravitz

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By *uziTV69TV/TS
22 weeks ago

Newcastle

Separate ways by Journey is fucking abysmal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
22 weeks ago

"Separate ways by Journey is fucking abysmal "

My goodness, just watching it now.

It actually comes full circle. It's so bad/ cheesy it's good..

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By *BWmetalcouple666Couple
22 weeks ago

houghton

Anything by lawnmower deth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
22 weeks ago

"Separate ways by Journey is fucking abysmal "

Fuck me..I've just noticed steve smith on drums.

I actually think he's an incredible player.

Never seen him with hair..

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By *ude LawMan
22 weeks ago

Harrogate

"Glenn & Chris (as in Hoddle & Waddle if you need reminding), "Diamond Lights".

Looks like they spent about fifteen quid making it."

What a fucking pop song though. Totally underrated because it's by them.

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

I think Sabrina and ‘Boys Boys Boys’ is worth a mention.

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

Nelly and Kelly Rowland.

She was breaking her heart over him not texting her back but she typed the message out on an excel spreadsheet. Be better Kelly, that’s why he left

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By *iddle ManMan
22 weeks ago

Walsall

Dancing in the street. Bowie and jagger. Cringe

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By *ude LawMan
22 weeks ago

Harrogate

"Nelly and Kelly Rowland.

She was breaking her heart over him not texting her back but she typed the message out on an excel spreadsheet. Be better Kelly, that’s why he left "

No matter what I do

All I think about is =SUM(A1:A5)

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By *vgloryholebs16TV/TS
22 weeks ago

Bristol.

I am sure nobody will agree, but I can't stand the overrated 'mess' that is bohemian rhapsody by Queen with a video to match.

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By *nnandElleCouple
22 weeks ago

Brackley

"Separate ways by Journey is fucking abysmal "

Great tune though!

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By *zeroMan
22 weeks ago

Glasgow

Glory of Love by Peter Cetera.

Peter crooning along in a Karate Dojo while clips of The Karate Kid Part II play in the background

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By *orny PTMan
22 weeks ago

Peterborough

"Wired for sound by Cliff Richard lol"

Centre MK as the setting.

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
22 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

Soft Hair 'Lying has to Stop'

it is in fact, genius how uncomfortable this video can make you feel! So bad, it's good!

but you can't unsee it, I warn you; 4½ minutes of sheer ...I don't know what to call it!

https://youtu.be/eFkAjX0Gz8Y?si=Eh_ZzFMvO7UX71Mz

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

I've just remembered a shocker. The Bangles - Walk like an Egyptian.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
22 weeks ago

Central

"I am sure nobody will agree, but I can't stand the overrated 'mess' that is bohemian rhapsody by Queen with a video to match."

That was the one that came to my mind instantly

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By *elloWoman
22 weeks ago

alpha centauri

Total eclipse of the heart.

The way it's shot and the lyrics, She is like a pervy predator in a boys school

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

Oh, what's one with Cher sitting astride a big gun and a crew of randy sailors?

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

Mull of Kyntyre Wings

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By *estivalfunloverMan
22 weeks ago

didcot

Rock Me Tonight by Billy Squier. A career ending video.

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By *zeroMan
22 weeks ago

Glasgow

"Oh, what's one with Cher sitting astride a big gun and a crew of randy sailors? "

Turn back time

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
22 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Oh, what's one with Cher sitting astride a big gun and a crew of randy sailors? "

I want to say Turn back time

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By *orksRockerMan
22 weeks ago

Bradford

Aaaahhhh Gaaaaaaaa do, do do 🫨😱

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By *icolerobbieCouple
22 weeks ago

walsall

U can’t touch this. Mc Hammer

I can’t stop laughing at it when I see it.

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
22 weeks ago

Bedfuck

"The video for Dancing in the Street by David Bowie and Mick Jagger

Cringe

..Looks like it was done in 10 minutes

Checkout the- "dancing in the street//silent music video" version on youtube, hilarious!

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By *abluesbabyMan
22 weeks ago

Gibraltar/Cheshire/London

"The video for Dancing in the Street by David Bowie and Mick Jagger

Cringe

..Looks like it was done in 10 minutes

Checkout the- "dancing in the street//silent music video" version on youtube, hilarious!"

Woah! Woah! Woah! Everyone! Cut Messrs Bowie and Jagger some slack here!

It looks like it was done in 10 mins cos it WAS done in 10 mins! If that even! Haha!

For anyone not aware they did it for Live Aid just so there was something to show between the bands. It proved so popular it was released as a single and of course went to #1 with all proceeds to Band Aid.

Sure its a totally crap vid, they knew that, but it was all done for fun and free after all!

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By *abluesbabyMan
22 weeks ago

Gibraltar/Cheshire/London

Hazard - Richard Marx

Ok the actual video is very well made with excellent photography, lighting etc...

But the story is just, well, wrong!

It portrays the narrative in a way that completerly contradicts the song's lyrics, leaving viewers confused about the protagonist's possible guilt or innocence. I've even heard of some believing the video implies the lead character is the murderer when really Marx's lyrics strongly suggest he would never harm his true love.

Great song, great story-telling lyrics. Shit video.

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
22 weeks ago

Bedfuck

"The video for Dancing in the Street by David Bowie and Mick Jagger

Cringe

..Looks like it was done in 10 minutes

Checkout the- "dancing in the street//silent music video" version on youtube, hilarious!

Woah! Woah! Woah! Everyone! Cut Messrs Bowie and Jagger some slack here!

It looks like it was done in 10 mins cos it WAS done in 10 mins! If that even! Haha!

Sure its a totally crap vid, they knew that, but it was all done for fun and free after all!"

I know, but the silent music video is funny, back in the USSRrrrrrr.

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

All over the house by Skepta is the worst by a million miles.

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

Rari workout by Lethal Bizzle

It’s the most testosterone fuelled pile of nonsense I’ve ever had the misfortune of seeing.

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

"Rari workout by Lethal Bizzle

It’s the most testosterone fuelled pile of nonsense I’ve ever had the misfortune of seeing. "

Try next hype. By tempz

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By *amantha_NiteTV/TS
22 weeks ago

The Lake District

Lionel Richie's Hello video

I can't be the only one that finds it very creepy the way he stalks the blind girl in that video

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By *ulfilthmentMan
22 weeks ago

Here and there

"Rock Me Tonight by Billy Squier. A career ending video."

This /\

A genuine career ending moment.

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By *ggdrasil66Man
22 weeks ago

Saltdean

Nelly the Elephant by the Toy Dolls. Cringeworthy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
22 weeks ago

"Soft Hair 'Lying has to Stop'

it is in fact, genius how uncomfortable this video can make you feel! So bad, it's good!

but you can't unsee it, I warn you; 4½ minutes of sheer ...I don't know what to call it!

https://youtu.be/eFkAjX0Gz8Y?si=Eh_ZzFMvO7UX71Mz

So I just watched this ..and was absolutely mesmerised by it...

I know what you mean...it's that fine line of hideous and genius..

I do like the music...has a minimalist experimental feel...but catchy. Kind of reminds me of Gotye's style of music. (that guy that did 'somebody that i used to know')

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By (user no longer on site) OP
22 weeks ago

"Rari workout by Lethal Bizzle

It’s the most testosterone fuelled pile of nonsense I’ve ever had the misfortune of seeing.

Try next hype. By tempz "

Just checked this out, yep pretty bad.

That bit with tim westwood at the start....

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By *acchus LyaeosMan
22 weeks ago

London

Thick of It by KSI

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By (user no longer on site) OP
22 weeks ago

"Nelly the Elephant by the Toy Dolls. Cringeworthy!"

My 3 year old niece watches this music video a lot.

Probably cause my brother/ her dad puts it on all the time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
22 weeks ago

"Thick of It by KSI"

..'dana white diss track' by jake paul though is kind of a genius video innit?

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By *acchus LyaeosMan
22 weeks ago

London

"Thick of It by KSI

..'dana white diss track' by jake paul though is kind of a genius video innit?"

Can't believe I just watched that shit. Which would you say is worse?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
22 weeks ago

"Thick of It by KSI

..'dana white diss track' by jake paul though is kind of a genius video innit?

Can't believe I just watched that shit. Which would you say is worse?"

Jake paul's I think is probably worse.

But I kind of like it at the same time..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
22 weeks ago

'Lemonade ' by Internet money..is a weird video.

I like the song though.

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
22 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

"Soft Hair 'Lying has to Stop'

it is in fact, genius how uncomfortable this video can make you feel! So bad, it's good!

but you can't unsee it, I warn you; 4½ minutes of sheer ...I don't know what to call it!

https://youtu.be/eFkAjX0Gz8Y?si=Eh_ZzFMvO7UX71Mz

So I just watched this ..and was absolutely mesmerised by it...

I know what you mean...it's that fine line of hideous and genius..

I do like the music...has a minimalist experimental feel...but catchy. Kind of reminds me of Gotye's style of music. (that guy that did 'somebody that i used to know')

I know right!!! I feel kinda bad putting it in a 'bad videos' list, but had to bring it up!! I remember when it came out, Lauren Laverne absolutely lauding Connan Mockasin's genius (both musically and for the video)

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By *acchus LyaeosMan
22 weeks ago

London

"Thick of It by KSI

..'dana white diss track' by jake paul though is kind of a genius video innit?

Can't believe I just watched that shit. Which would you say is worse?

Jake paul's I think is probably worse.

But I kind of like it at the same time..

I can't lie, I feel the same about Thick of It. But only the song. It's kinda catchy; reminds me of an Avicii song from 2013-2016. Jake Paul's song is hot garbage though. Some of the rhymes are atrocious!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
22 weeks ago

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Fat boys - wipeout

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