FabSwingers.com forum: Crisp sandwich

By *ello OP Woman
22 weeks ago

alpha centauri

So what is your preferred crisp to have in a sandwich?

Do you add other fillings?

Do you butter the bread?

The only crisp sandwich I have is prawn cocktail skips.

I butter the bread, and squish the bread together with a satisfying crunch.

Then cut into 2 triangles, because triangle sandwiches taste better than square or rectangular.

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

Walkers cheese and onion on white bread with loads of butter 🤤

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By *ames_liptonMan
22 weeks ago

Darlington

Ooft has to be like the comment above

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By *ife NinjaMan
22 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Hmm.....not a fan of crisp sandwiches. Prefer not to mix the two up. I do miss Brannigans crisps. A sad loss 😬

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

Two slices of white bread heavy on the Lurpak, and a packet of Walkers Salt & Vinegar

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By *obilebottomMan
22 weeks ago

All over

I think I only ever had it a couple of times and that was cheese and onion

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By *ooby birdWoman
22 weeks ago

North West

"Walkers cheese and onion on white bread with loads of butter 🤤 "

Definitely this one

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By *ife NinjaMan
22 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"Two slices of white bread heavy on the Lurpak, and a packet of Walkers Salt & Vinegar "

Just leave it at butter. Crisps on the side 👌

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By *riar BelisseWoman
22 weeks ago

Holibobs

Crusty white bread

Butter

Cheese wotsits

Slice of cheddar

Heinz salad cream

Butter

Crusty white bread

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By *ames_liptonMan
22 weeks ago

Darlington

lurpak oo you posh sod! Can’t beat salt and vinegar tho haha

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

"Walkers cheese and onion on white bread with loads of butter 🤤 "

That’s the one!!

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By *luebell888Woman
22 weeks ago

Glasgowish

Dairylea spreading cheese, Branston pickle, salt and vinegar crisps on granary bread.

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By *hatCoupleNextDoorCouple
22 weeks ago

nearby

A bag of cheese and onion tayto, 2 slices of pat the baker bread and plenty kerrygold butter! Can't beat it😁

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By *iaisonseekerMan
22 weeks ago

Liverpool

"Two slices of white bread heavy on the Lurpak, and a packet of Walkers Salt & Vinegar "

Pickled Onion Monster Much just shades Walkers S&V for me, although technically, that's a corn-based snack.

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By *aybeLadyWoman
22 weeks ago

West Dublin

Tayto crisps all the way.

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
22 weeks ago

North West

"Walkers cheese and onion on white bread with loads of butter 🤤 "

This would be my first choice too 🙋🏻‍♀️

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
22 weeks ago

North West

"Hmm.....not a fan of crisp sandwiches. Prefer not to mix the two up. I do miss Brannigans crisps. A sad loss 😬"

Brannigan’s ham and mustard were top tier crisps … used to have them with a pint of Joseph Holt’s bitter in my college days

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By *atte Lover 82Man
22 weeks ago

BERWICK-UPON-TWEED

"Walkers cheese and onion on white bread with loads of butter 🤤 "

That's my fave but now and then mix it up with walkers pickled onion or ready salted if no cheese and onion available

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By *elman15Man
22 weeks ago

Farnham

"Walkers cheese and onion on white bread with loads of butter 🤤 "

Exactly what I was thinking 🤌🏻

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By *exyScientistsCouple
22 weeks ago

Castlebar

Never had one

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By *ouble-SidedCouple
22 weeks ago

Voldsøy

Cheese & onion Tayto's on white bread, with butter. Breakfast of champions as kids, at sleepovers 🤣

Not keen on corn crisps on sarnie's, but monster munch, I'll allow it!

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By *hatCoupleNextDoorCouple
22 weeks ago

nearby

"Never had one

Sacrilege!!

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
22 weeks ago

North West

"Cheese & onion Tayto's on white bread, with butter. Breakfast of champions as kids, at sleepovers 🤣

Not keen on corn crisps on sarnie's, but monster munch, I'll allow it!

Pickled onion - got to be pickled onion

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By *ello OP Woman
22 weeks ago

alpha centauri

"Never had one

I do recommend trying it

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By *ypersoonMan
22 weeks ago

WHITCHURCH, Shropshire

I've rediscovered the joy of this treat, I like Monster Munch in a bap (a whole packet fills 2

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By *ustfun 1984Man
22 weeks ago

exeter

Bacon frazzles hands down wins plenty butter on white bread

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By *ollyPocket75Woman
22 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Cheese and onion walkers crisps with dairylea on white bread

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By *ounmacCouple
22 weeks ago

Market Harborough

Prawn and cocktail lots of butter

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By *orthern StarsCouple
22 weeks ago

Durham

Had to be cheese and onion on white bread, occasionally with a dollop of salad cream.

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By *ouble-SidedCouple
22 weeks ago

Voldsøy

"Cheese & onion Tayto's on white bread, with butter. Breakfast of champions as kids, at sleepovers 🤣

Not keen on corn crisps on sarnie's, but monster munch, I'll allow it!

Pickled onion - got to be pickled onion "

Funnily enough, yes! They're not my favourite flavour, so I discovered this happy accident by sticking them on some bread and butter 😅

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By *urry BlokeMan
22 weeks ago

Skips are not for butties

Skips need to go in one by one and allowed to melt on the roof of your mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

"Walkers cheese and onion on white bread with loads of butter 🤤 "
definitely this plus my dirty crisp sandwich is bacon frazzled with loads of butter on white bread yummy

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By *iss_Juicy79Woman
22 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Brown bread butter and walkers chicken crisps 🤤

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

Never had one before 🤣😂

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
22 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

Nik-Naks

not just because they make an awesome sandwich, but for sentimental reasons too; Used to spend my lunch money on a crusty roll and a bag of nik-naks to make the cheapest lunch I could, so I could either put the rest in an arcade machine, or gamble at cards! ♠️♥️♣️♦️

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By *ad NannaWoman
22 weeks ago

East London

White Hovis, butter, Walkers Cheese and Onion and coleslaw.

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By *iss_Juicy79Woman
22 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"Nik-Naks

What flavour?

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By *uvtogiveoralMan
22 weeks ago

hyde

Posh bird

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By *ouble-SidedCouple
22 weeks ago

Voldsøy

"Nik-Naks

Ok, now the purple ones are my GOAT! I can't face putting them on a sarnie though. Remember the yellow packet? Cheese flavour. Omg, why did they stop those

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
22 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

"Nik-Naks

What flavour?"

Nice'n'Spicy or Rib'n'Saucy, wasn't a fan of the cheese ones

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By *eo PublicMan
22 weeks ago

Lincoln

White bread, butter, ready salted crisps and ketchup.

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
22 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

"Nik-Naks

Ok, now the purple ones are my GOAT! I can't face putting them on a sarnie though. Remember the yellow packet? Cheese flavour. Omg, why did they stop those

purple was the Rib'n'Saucy 😋

you can have the yellow ones! 😊

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By *cLovin2Man
22 weeks ago

London

I've never had a crisp sandwich, the bag is usually empty seconds after opening it.

OP Skips aren't real crisps, real crisps have to be made from potato. Skips & pringles are made from garbage.

Aldi hand cooked crisps are awesome, but the best is Tyrrells salt and vinegar IMO.

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By *otts-manMan
22 weeks ago

Long Eaton

Any sandwich filling, with Walkers Cheese & Onion 😁🥲

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

Prawn cocktail, also good with dairylea

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By *iss_Juicy79Woman
22 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"Nik-Naks

Ok, now the purple ones are my GOAT! I can't face putting them on a sarnie though. Remember the yellow packet? Cheese flavour. Omg, why did they stop those

purple was the Rib'n'Saucy 😋

you can have the yellow ones! 😊"

Scampi and lemon are my faves

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By *ou only live onceMan
22 weeks ago

London

I've never had one. I've added crisps to an existing sandwich for the crunch, but crisps alone? No.

I'll give it a go. I think Piper's Beef crisps could be great in a sarnie...

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

White bread, butter, marmite ready salted crisps or salt and vinegar without the marmite

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By *am101aMan
22 weeks ago

swad

walkers cheese and onion or salt and vinegar, thick crusty bread and butter.

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By *dd_soxMan
22 weeks ago

Suffolk

For anyone thinking of preparing this delicacy - don't make them the night before!

Any crisp/corn/maize snack in a sarnie is a taste sensation

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By *exycarlashane181Couple
22 weeks ago

Leamington Spa

Ready Salted on ham tomato and cucumber sandwich or salt and vinegar on a tuna sandwich

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By *oubleswing2019Man
22 weeks ago

Colchester

I never saw the appeal of crisp sandwiches. I put some ready salted in some bread and thought, "I'm just eating crisps AND bread together". A bit like blending a roast dinner in to a smoothie. It all tastes the same. So I gave up on the idea as it wasn't for me. Happy that others seem to enjoy it however.

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By *orester891Man
22 weeks ago

White bread with several layers of beef crisps and liberal tomato sauce

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By *ynamicnatureMan
22 weeks ago

Doncaster

Now I know I'm going against the grain here, but I have never tried a crisp sandwich and I don't think I'd be keen to try one.

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

Ready salted, smushed between brown bread spread in vitalite but cheating. I chop a peparami hot up too and add it in.

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By *rickie-dickieMan
22 weeks ago

South Durham

You can't get the best crisp sarnie any more.

Tudor Pickled Onion flavoured crisps were the best for crisp sandwiches.

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

"Now I know I'm going against the grain here, but I have never tried a crisp sandwich and I don't think I'd be keen to try one."

....(sighs a sigh of sad sympathy)... Make yourself a crisp sandwich and thank every poster here later.

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By *andyman65Man
22 weeks ago

Chippenham

White bread, heavy on the butter and almost any crisp, but order of preference, Chicken, Ready Salted, Cheese & Onion, definitely crushed

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By *akingtheplungeMan
22 weeks ago

kent

"So what is your preferred crisp to have in a sandwich?

Do you add other fillings?

Do you butter the bread?

The only crisp sandwich I have is prawn cocktail skips.

I butter the bread, and squish the bread together with a satisfying crunch.

Then cut into 2 triangles, because triangle sandwiches taste better than square or rectangular."

Definitely the best,

salt and vinegar crisp sandwich should be illegal

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By *rtfull-doggersCouple
22 weeks ago

mowcop

Cheese and onion x

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
22 weeks ago

Bedfuck

I have smokey bacon in mine because offends the Thaliban.

I eat them while watching tv as it enhances the crunch and I may be inclined on a full moon to howl like a wolf while eating them.

I can honestly say I have never made love to such a sandwich, just not ethical.

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By *ndyman 201Man
22 weeks ago

hereford

White bread with butter,add strawberry jam,and walkers cheese and onion crisps or crisps to you taste 🤔..and a nice cup of tea..

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By *rthur30Man
22 weeks ago

Warrington

Fresh, crusty white bread thickly sliced. Lots of butter or even Lurpak spreadable. Ready salted crisp thickly layered. The layering is important, as much of the bread covered. Second buttered slice on top. No crunching down. Large mug of buiders tea. Can only be improved by having a naked supermodel beside you.

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By *abluesbabyMan
22 weeks ago

Gibraltar/Cheshire/London

Warburtons Old English White

Salted butter (do NOT use marge etc...)

Walkers Salt n' Shake

Enjoy

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By *orcsmatMan
22 weeks ago

Kidderminster

No.

Crisps with a sandwich, yes. Butter in sandwiches - never.

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

"Two slices of white bread heavy on the Lurpak, and a packet of Walkers Salt & Vinegar "

This but with technique

So open crisp to release air. Squash all crisp to crumb. Heavy butter (this is the glue). Scatter crumb, other slice on top, very firmly press together ( no crisp escapes)

EAT.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
22 weeks ago

Central

Crisp sandwich forum activity social

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By *oni-massage-guyMan
22 weeks ago

Fareham

Peanut butter and ready salted. Delish

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By *arnelianWoman
22 weeks ago

Ely, Cambridgeshire (moved here April '25)

White bread, butter and Walkers salt and vinegar crunched in the bag first.

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By *ello OP Woman
22 weeks ago

alpha centauri

"Crisp sandwich forum activity social

Lol Can you imagine how loud that would be. ready, steady, CRUNCH !!!!!!

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By *ife NinjaMan
22 weeks ago

Dunfermline

This has taken an odd turn. Someone at work mentioned crisp sandwiches, and told me they put them in a sandwich toaster for a crunchy, warm snack 🫣🤓

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By *ello OP Woman
22 weeks ago

alpha centauri

"This has taken an odd turn. Someone at work mentioned crisp sandwiches, and told me they put them in a sandwich toaster for a crunchy, warm snack 🫣🤓"

1) did you ask your colleague if they mentioned crisps sandwiches because they're members of a swingers site ?

2) that sounds intriguing, I bet adding crisps to cheese on roast would be yummy. Bread, tomato ketchup, maybe bacon flavoured crisps, then cheese, splash of Worcester sauce and then under the grill

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

I’m into it all.

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By *ello OP Woman
22 weeks ago

alpha centauri

"I’m into it all. "

Crispslut

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By *ife NinjaMan
22 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"This has taken an odd turn. Someone at work mentioned crisp sandwiches, and told me they put them in a sandwich toaster for a crunchy, warm snack 🫣🤓

1) did you ask your colleague if they mentioned crisps sandwiches because they're members of a swingers site ?

2) that sounds intriguing, I bet adding crisps to cheese on roast would be yummy. Bread, tomato ketchup, maybe bacon flavoured crisps, then cheese, splash of Worcester sauce and then under the grill

No. I was eating a sandwich and a bag of McCoys. The inference about swinging never came up. If he'd mentioned Brannigans I'd have been worried, being his boss. 😬🤓

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By *estinyIsAllCouple
22 weeks ago

Walton

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By *estinyIsAllCouple
22 weeks ago

Walton

I like ready salted crisp sarnies, sprinkle a bit of grated cheese in for good measure.

Erik prefers a cheese & onion crisp sandwich with grated cheese too.

Everything is better with cheese.

(Except willies 🤢)

Freyja x

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By *uchessdoeWoman
22 weeks ago

Northampton

"Walkers cheese and onion on white bread with loads of butter 🤤 "

This can't be improved upon 🤩

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By *inkyandthebrain2023Couple
22 weeks ago

Cheshire

Crisp buttie thread has just become my favourite

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By *ello OP Woman
22 weeks ago

alpha centauri

I always remember growing up me my dad and my brother sitting around the table making sandwiches out of our cooked dinners or just adding crisps into the sandwiches my mum had made us and my dad telling us we are allowed to do this at home but never outside the home at all there people's homes definitely not restaurants. Had to think of how things looked, standards and all that. But going by this thread practically everyone does it and the ones who haven't tried a crisps sarnie yet, DO IT

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

"I’m into it all.

Crispslut

I’m a slut. What’s up. Get me lit.

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By *emofaJamesMan
22 weeks ago

London, Notting Hill.

"Walkers cheese and onion on white bread with loads of butter 🤤

This can't be improved upon 🤩"

Quite agree ... Now I'm hungry !

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By *lueDressWoman
22 weeks ago

Bath

If I do have a crisp sandwich, it's usually walkers ready salted or cheese and onion on good quality white bread with real butter.

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By *estructionDollyWoman
22 weeks ago

The Deep Dark Woods

Super frssh white bread, butter, mayo, cheese, ham, and cheese and onion crisps 🥵

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple
22 weeks ago

Swansea

I would have said (and did so on a fairly recent thread), that my choice would be Walker's salt & vinegar for a crisp sarnie. So, inspired by my contribution to said thread I made that very crisp sandwich and couldn't eat it because the vinegar was so strong. I think my taste buds are changing as I get older because I also am no longer fussed on Monster Munch beef and pickled onion flavours. So now my favourite crisp sandwich needs to be identified.

Mrs

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By *B..Woman
22 weeks ago

Wiltshire

White sliced bread, with butter, ready salted crisps and tomato sauce, squash them down and slice down the middle.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
22 weeks ago

Central

Imagine a Buckingham Palace garden party, for a tea. The waiters prepare your crisp sandwiches

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

Buttered bread with walkers cheese n onion. Just yummy.

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By *uri00620Woman
22 weeks ago

Croydon

White sliced, nothing fancy.

Butter, cheddar and Smoky Bacon crisps.

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By *ello OP Woman
22 weeks ago

alpha centauri

"Imagine a Buckingham Palace garden party, for a tea. The waiters prepare your crisp sandwiches

I reckon Charles and Camilla both love a crisp sandwich, but probably use something disgustingly weird like twiglets (twiglets are sold in the crisps aisle so I'm classifying then as crisps )

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By *aldandWellhung71Man
22 weeks ago

Fabville.

Wholemeal bread, more healthier.

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