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By *ice and Peas OP Couple
23 weeks ago

West Midlands

How about a Sunday afternoon chuckle. Throw in your best dad jokes (or worst hahaha) I will start it off.

What do the Police and glory holes have in common?

They both get anonymous tips..😄

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

I am hoping to win the National Tightest Hat competition.

Hopefully I'll pull it off.

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.

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By *elloWoman
23 weeks ago

alpha centauri

Two tampons walking down the street, which one says '_ello'?

Neither, they're both stuck up cun....oh actually that's a bit rude to be a dad joke isn't ... Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

It's hard to explain puns to thieves because they always take things literally.

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