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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

... or are we having an 'Inset Day'...???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teacher last was seen 14 hours hope he wasnt crushed under a heap of unmarked papers

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Having a bunk off day .

Never seen it this quiet behind the bike sheds.

--- Tumble drifts past ----

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Right, I shall exercise my powers as a former Governor!

Who's here today then..??? Speak up now!

Wouldn't want to give anyone a sound thrashing for hiding away at the back....

(not unless you ask nicely..)

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester


"Having a bunk off day .

Never seen it this quiet behind the bike sheds.

--- Tumble drifts past ----"

come help me fix my greenhouse then...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Having a bunk off day .

Never seen it this quiet behind the bike sheds.

--- Tumble drifts past ----

come help me fix my greenhouse then... "

He can't. He didn't do his Latin homework

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)


"Having a bunk off day .

Never seen it this quiet behind the bike sheds.

--- Tumble drifts past ----

come help me fix my greenhouse then... "

Community service gardening and teacher can't watch us all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)


"Having a bunk off day .

Never seen it this quiet behind the bike sheds.

--- Tumble drifts past ----

come help me fix my greenhouse then...

He can't. He didn't do his Latin homework "

In Vino veritas urgo bibamus

(In wine is truth therefore let us drink mmmmmm)

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

I am here sir

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester


"Having a bunk off day .

Never seen it this quiet behind the bike sheds.

--- Tumble drifts past ----

come help me fix my greenhouse then...

He can't. He didn't do his Latin homework

In Vino veritas urgo bibamus

(In wine is truth therefore let us drink mmmmmm)"

oh god did you have to quote that after the other night lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Having a bunk off day .

Never seen it this quiet behind the bike sheds.

--- Tumble drifts past ----

come help me fix my greenhouse then...

He can't. He didn't do his Latin homework

In Vino veritas urgo bibamus

(In wine is truth therefore let us drink mmmmmm)"

If you think that's getting you a House Point, you're wrong All-Knight (maj.) !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having a bunk off day .

Never seen it this quiet behind the bike sheds.

--- Tumble drifts past ----

come help me fix my greenhouse then...

He can't. He didn't do his Latin homework

In Vino veritas urgo bibamus

(In wine is truth therefore let us drink mmmmmm)"

Wine o'clock already?!!!

Be rude to let you drink alone, so make mine a large one

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)


"Having a bunk off day .

Never seen it this quiet behind the bike sheds.

--- Tumble drifts past ----

come help me fix my greenhouse then...

He can't. He didn't do his Latin homework

In Vino veritas urgo bibamus

(In wine is truth therefore let us drink mmmmmm)

oh god did you have to quote that after the other night lol "

Yes you did open up a bit after getting some grown ups to get you that wine

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester


"Having a bunk off day .

Never seen it this quiet behind the bike sheds.

--- Tumble drifts past ----

come help me fix my greenhouse then...

He can't. He didn't do his Latin homework

In Vino veritas urgo bibamus

(In wine is truth therefore let us drink mmmmmm)

oh god did you have to quote that after the other night lol

Yes you did open up a bit after getting some grown ups to get you that wine "

next time i havewine its inrevenously and will have somet in my mouth so i cant speak !!!!!

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)


"Having a bunk off day .

Never seen it this quiet behind the bike sheds.

--- Tumble drifts past ----

come help me fix my greenhouse then...

He can't. He didn't do his Latin homework

In Vino veritas urgo bibamus

(In wine is truth therefore let us drink mmmmmm)

oh god did you have to quote that after the other night lol

Yes you did open up a bit after getting some grown ups to get you that wine

next time i havewine its inrevenously and will have somet in my mouth so i cant speak !!!!! "

Sir does she mean intravenous like a needle in the arm....and surely it is 'something' not summot. (feeling cheeky cause you went to the beach last night and I couldn't come out to play)

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester


"Having a bunk off day .

Never seen it this quiet behind the bike sheds.

--- Tumble drifts past ----

come help me fix my greenhouse then...

He can't. He didn't do his Latin homework

In Vino veritas urgo bibamus

(In wine is truth therefore let us drink mmmmmm)

oh god did you have to quote that after the other night lol

Yes you did open up a bit after getting some grown ups to get you that wine

next time i havewine its inrevenously and will have somet in my mouth so i cant speak !!!!!

Sir does she mean intravenous like a needle in the arm....and surely it is 'something' not summot. (feeling cheeky cause you went to the beach last night and I couldn't come out to play)"

does anyone have a ruler i can spank All knight long with please hes being cheeky ..

will tke youto the beachnext time your down so dont forget your bucket and spade

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last seen in the stationary cupboard with the supply teacher

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)


"Having a bunk off day .

Never seen it this quiet behind the bike sheds.

--- Tumble drifts past ----

come help me fix my greenhouse then...

He can't. He didn't do his Latin homework

In Vino veritas urgo bibamus

(In wine is truth therefore let us drink mmmmmm)

oh god did you have to quote that after the other night lol

Yes you did open up a bit after getting some grown ups to get you that wine

next time i havewine its inrevenously and will have somet in my mouth so i cant speak !!!!!

Sir does she mean intravenous like a needle in the arm....and surely it is 'something' not summot. (feeling cheeky cause you went to the beach last night and I couldn't come out to play)

does anyone have a ruler i can spank All knight long with please hes being cheeky ..

will tke youto the beachnext time your down so dont forget your bucket and spade "

I don't have any swimming trunks...I left them at home

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester


"Having a bunk off day .

Never seen it this quiet behind the bike sheds.

--- Tumble drifts past ----

come help me fix my greenhouse then...

He can't. He didn't do his Latin homework

In Vino veritas urgo bibamus

(In wine is truth therefore let us drink mmmmmm)

oh god did you have to quote that after the other night lol

Yes you did open up a bit after getting some grown ups to get you that wine

next time i havewine its inrevenously and will have somet in my mouth so i cant speak !!!!!

Sir does she mean intravenous like a needle in the arm....and surely it is 'something' not summot. (feeling cheeky cause you went to the beach last night and I couldn't come out to play)

does anyone have a ruler i can spank All knight long with please hes being cheeky ..

will tke youto the beachnext time your down so dont forget your bucket and spade

I don't have any swimming trunks...I left them at home "

ok sinny dippy for you is is..

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By *obandruthCouple
over a year ago

wolverhampton

sorry i am late sir but the boys wouldnt give me my knickers back so i could put them back on before a came to class

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"sorry i am late sir but the boys wouldnt give me my knickers back so i could put them back on before a came to class "

Knickers are not part of school uniform! Lose a House Point!!! ... or see me later.....

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By *obandruthCouple
over a year ago

wolverhampton

if i have to sir i will see you later

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By *obandruthCouple
over a year ago

wolverhampton

been here over three hours and still not been called into your office

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset


"been here over three hours and still not been called into your office "

Did Sir send you to the office to ask for a long weight?

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Sorry sir! I am late and I am not sorry...you know why don't you!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"been here over three hours and still not been called into your office

Did Sir send you to the office to ask for a long weight? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry sir! I am late and I am not sorry...you know why don't you!! "

Hmmmm.... well, if you bend over my knee, I might be merciful with you...

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Sorry sir! I am late and I am not sorry...you know why don't you!!

Hmmmm.... well, if you bend over my knee, I might be merciful with you... "

Where are the Roobarb and Custard sweets you promised?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry sir! I am late and I am not sorry...you know why don't you!!

Hmmmm.... well, if you bend over my knee, I might be merciful with you...

Where are the Roobarb and Custard sweets you promised? "

In 'Sirs' pocket.... would you like to rummage.....?

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Sorry sir! I am late and I am not sorry...you know why don't you!!

Hmmmm.... well, if you bend over my knee, I might be merciful with you...

Where are the Roobarb and Custard sweets you promised?

In 'Sirs' pocket.... would you like to rummage.....? "

Oooooooh Sir...you are happy to see me aren't you?

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