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"Pint of stowfords and Peroni please " Oh, you've brought a date with you. Nice work you. Coming right up.  | |||
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"2 Zombies and I'll dance on the bar " ....."Get this lady 2 Zombies immediately!!" | |||
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"2 Zombies and I'll dance on the bar ....."Get this lady 2 Zombies immediately!!" " 💃💃💃 | |||
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"2 large malbecs please xxx" Been that sort of week ay'. Coming right up madam. | |||
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"Pint of stowfords and Peroni please Oh, you've brought a date with you. Nice work you. Coming right up. "Sadly not, the bars 2 deep so it saves me the queue 2nd drink in lol Although if a lady or couple don’t want to wait I’m on the sofa with a Peroni  | |||
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"2 Zombies and I'll dance on the bar ....."Get this lady 2 Zombies immediately!!" 💃💃💃" To the song 'It's raining men'  | |||
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"2 Zombies and I'll dance on the bar ....."Get this lady 2 Zombies immediately!!" 💃💃💃 To the song 'It's raining men' "For a packet of pork scratchings, my top will come off  | |||
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"I’ll take one of the topless table staff please. And a packet of salt & vinegar crisps." Just the crisps for now. No topless table staff yet.  | |||
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"As fictional drinks can't hurt, two large malibu and please " On their way. Bottoms up. (not in naughty way though) | |||
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"2 Zombies and I'll dance on the bar ....."Get this lady 2 Zombies immediately!!" 💃💃💃 To the song 'It's raining men'
For a packet of pork scratchings, my top will come off ".... "Get this lady a packet of Pork Scratching immediately". | |||
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"2 large malbecs please xxx Been that sort of week ay'. Coming right up madam. " it's been an awesome week these are celebration drinks 🍸 😀 | |||
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"2 large malbecs please xxx Been that sort of week ay'. Coming right up madam. it's been an awesome week these are celebration drinks 🍸 😀 " Yay. Pleased for you. | |||
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"A couple of pornstar martinis and I'll go topless... Won't be serving drinks though 🤪😇" I don't think they'll be any objections to that. | |||
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"Thank you they are going down lovely xxx" Did you notice I refrained from being inquisitive and asking why the beverages are celebratory..... Oh c'mon spill. I'm intrigued now. | |||
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"2 Zombies and I'll dance on the bar ....."Get this lady 2 Zombies immediately!!" 💃💃💃 To the song 'It's raining men'
For a packet of pork scratchings, my top will come off
.... "Get this lady a packet of Pork Scratching immediately". "*swings bra around head* | |||
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"A couple of pornstar martinis and I'll go topless... Won't be serving drinks though 🤪😇" Nice to see fellow Irish | |||
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"2 Zombies and I'll dance on the bar ....."Get this lady 2 Zombies immediately!!" 💃💃💃 To the song 'It's raining men'
For a packet of pork scratchings, my top will come off
.... "Get this lady a packet of Pork Scratching immediately".
*swings bra around head*"OMG! Try not to knock anybody out with those. | |||
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"2 Zombies and I'll dance on the bar ....."Get this lady 2 Zombies immediately!!" 💃💃💃 To the song 'It's raining men'
For a packet of pork scratchings, my top will come off
.... "Get this lady a packet of Pork Scratching immediately".
*swings bra around head*
OMG! Try not to knock anybody out with those. "I might net a whale or two | |||
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"2 Zombies and I'll dance on the bar ....."Get this lady 2 Zombies immediately!!" 💃💃💃 To the song 'It's raining men'
For a packet of pork scratchings, my top will come off
.... "Get this lady a packet of Pork Scratching immediately".
*swings bra around head*
OMG! Try not to knock anybody out with those.
I might net a whale or two "So you're looking for some Moby dicks tonight. | |||
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"2 large spiced rum and s please.... x" Argg yer' scurvy pair of treasure hunters. Comin' right up. | |||
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"2 Zombies and I'll dance on the bar ....."Get this lady 2 Zombies immediately!!" 💃💃💃 To the song 'It's raining men'
For a packet of pork scratchings, my top will come off
.... "Get this lady a packet of Pork Scratching immediately".
*swings bra around head*
OMG! Try not to knock anybody out with those.
I might net a whale or two
So you're looking for some Moby dicks tonight. "Do you offer dicks at this bar?  | |||
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"2 Zombies and I'll dance on the bar ....."Get this lady 2 Zombies immediately!!" 💃💃💃 To the song 'It's raining men'
For a packet of pork scratchings, my top will come off
.... "Get this lady a packet of Pork Scratching immediately".
*swings bra around head*
OMG! Try not to knock anybody out with those.
I might net a whale or two
So you're looking for some Moby dicks tonight.
Do you offer dicks at this bar? "Please madam. We seek to deliver the highest standards. Richard was an awful member of our staff and been sacked. | |||
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"Passionfruit mojito please with a fireball chaser, just to start "(security keep an eye on this one) Looks a wild one to me. | |||
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"Passionfruit mojito please with a fireball chaser, just to start
(security keep an eye on this one) Looks a wild one to me. "Im blushing and shocked you figured me out so quickly 😊 | |||
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"Passionfruit mojito please with a fireball chaser, just to start
(security keep an eye on this one) Looks a wild one to me.
Im blushing and shocked you figured me out so quickly 😊"I'm an experienced Barsteward, what else can I say. You're welcome to stay but behave yourself. | |||
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"Single Malt for me" On it's way sir.... with a pipe and slippers. | |||
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"Passionfruit mojito please with a fireball chaser, just to start
(security keep an eye on this one) Looks a wild one to me.
Im blushing and shocked you figured me out so quickly 😊
I'm an experienced Barsteward, what else can I say. You're welcome to stay but behave yourself. "cant promise that im afraid! 😈 | |||
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"Glendronach 21 please " Shit. I haven't got that tipple. ..... Jack with ice? | |||
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"Passionfruit mojito please with a fireball chaser, just to start
(security keep an eye on this one) Looks a wild one to me.
Im blushing and shocked you figured me out so quickly 😊
I'm an experienced Barsteward, what else can I say. You're welcome to stay but behave yourself. cant promise that im afraid! 😈"No promises have been asked for. However fireball chasers do have a clause attached..... What record would you like to do your striptease to? | |||
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"Glendronach 21 please Shit. I haven't got that tipple. ..... Jack with ice? " Oh god no has to be a Scottish single malt | |||
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"Passionfruit mojito please with a fireball chaser, just to start
(security keep an eye on this one) Looks a wild one to me.
Im blushing and shocked you figured me out so quickly 😊
I'm an experienced Barsteward, what else can I say. You're welcome to stay but behave yourself. cant promise that im afraid! 😈
No promises have been asked for. However fireball chasers do have a clause attached..... What record would you like to do your striptease to? "dirty xtina aguilara (cant spell it) 🤣 | |||
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"Passionfruit mojito please with a fireball chaser, just to start
(security keep an eye on this one) Looks a wild one to me.
Im blushing and shocked you figured me out so quickly 😊
I'm an experienced Barsteward, what else can I say. You're welcome to stay but behave yourself. cant promise that im afraid! 😈
No promises have been asked for. However fireball chasers do have a clause attached..... What record would you like to do your striptease to? dirty xtina aguilara (cant spell it) 🤣"I've just spoken to the DJ, they said if you want dirty it's 'Milkshake' by Kelis. Is that ok? | |||
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"Glendronach 21 please Shit. I haven't got that tipple. ..... Jack with ice? Oh god no has to be a Scottish single malt " I bought the bottle from a corner shop in Aberdeen.... I'm single and serving it. That will have to do. | |||
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"Passionfruit mojito please with a fireball chaser, just to start
(security keep an eye on this one) Looks a wild one to me.
Im blushing and shocked you figured me out so quickly 😊
I'm an experienced Barsteward, what else can I say. You're welcome to stay but behave yourself. cant promise that im afraid! 😈
No promises have been asked for. However fireball chasers do have a clause attached..... What record would you like to do your striptease to? dirty xtina aguilara (cant spell it) 🤣
I've just spoken to the DJ, they said if you want dirty it's 'Milkshake' by Kelis. Is that ok? "that will have to do then! Another fireball for me while your there | |||
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"Passionfruit mojito please with a fireball chaser, just to start
(security keep an eye on this one) Looks a wild one to me.
Im blushing and shocked you figured me out so quickly 😊
I'm an experienced Barsteward, what else can I say. You're welcome to stay but behave yourself. cant promise that im afraid! 😈
No promises have been asked for. However fireball chasers do have a clause attached..... What record would you like to do your striptease to? dirty xtina aguilara (cant spell it) 🤣
I've just spoken to the DJ, they said if you want dirty it's 'Milkshake' by Kelis. Is that ok? that will have to do then! Another fireball for me while your there "Good grief, this is goona' be too hot for fab! | |||
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"🤣😂🤣" Thankyou both for your banter tonight. enjoyed it. | |||
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"Glass of cream soda please" A bit vanilla, but coming right up Sir. | |||
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"🤣😂🤣 Thankyou both for your banter tonight. enjoyed it. "same! X | |||
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"Do you still need a big bare busted bar babe. ( . Y . )" Yes. Do you know one? | |||
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"Do you still need a big bare busted bar babe. ( . Y . ) Yes. Do you know one? "Depends, do you mind if the chest is hairy or not | |||
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"Just finished off the Red Stripe going onto a Pinot Grigio now " I don't serve Pinot Grigio.... Have you sneaked that in! .... Oh, ok. Pour one for me too please. | |||
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"Do you still need a big bare busted bar babe. ( . Y . ) Yes. Do you know one?
Depends, do you mind if the chest is hairy or not "It's not about my likes! Ask the punters, it's their night out. | |||
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"2 double tequila and old style lemonade please Very much appreciated Mrs L x" Serving them now, be with you in a sec. | |||
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"Bourbon old fashioned with a slice of orange peel please 🙏 x" Fuck and I'm all out of oranges and bubble gum! | |||
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"Vodka and RedBull here" I'm sorry to tell you the bar is closed now until next Saturday. | |||
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vodka redbull and a shot of fireball | |||
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"Im back again, cant keep away vodka redbull and a shot of fireball "Oooft | |||
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"Im back again, cant keep away vodka redbull and a shot of fireball
Oooft"Ladies please curtail your thirst until next Saturday. I'll be serving a special cocktail.... 'The Fiddlestick' | |||
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"Im back again, cant keep away vodka redbull and a shot of fireball
Oooft
Ladies please curtail your thirst until next Saturday. I'll be serving a special cocktail.... 'The Fiddlestick' "The ladies are thirsty.... | |||
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"Im back again, cant keep away vodka redbull and a shot of fireball
Oooft
Ladies please curtail your thirst until next Saturday. I'll be serving a special cocktail.... 'The Fiddlestick'
The ladies are thirsty.... "For the Fiddlestick or... Sebastian Fiddlesticks?  | |||
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"Im back again, cant keep away vodka redbull and a shot of fireball
Oooft
Ladies please curtail your thirst until next Saturday. I'll be serving a special cocktail.... 'The Fiddlestick'
The ladies are thirsty....
For the Fiddlestick or... Sebastian Fiddlesticks? "both 😜 | |||
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"Im back again, cant keep away vodka redbull and a shot of fireball
Oooft
Ladies please curtail your thirst until next Saturday. I'll be serving a special cocktail.... 'The Fiddlestick'
The ladies are thirsty....
For the Fiddlestick or... Sebastian Fiddlesticks? both 😜"I never mix drinking with pleasure. Always make a mistake with the condom, the last women woke up with it on her foot. | |||
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"Im back again, cant keep away vodka redbull and a shot of fireball
Oooft
Ladies please curtail your thirst until next Saturday. I'll be serving a special cocktail.... 'The Fiddlestick'
The ladies are thirsty....
For the Fiddlestick or... Sebastian Fiddlesticks? both 😜"I'm gagging for it here | |||
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"Im back again, cant keep away vodka redbull and a shot of fireball
Oooft
Ladies please curtail your thirst until next Saturday. I'll be serving a special cocktail.... 'The Fiddlestick'
The ladies are thirsty....
For the Fiddlestick or... Sebastian Fiddlesticks? both 😜
I'm gagging for it here"Now if that isn't a Cock pic DM I don't know what is? | |||
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"Bourbon old fashioned with a slice of orange peel please 🙏 x Fuck and I'm all out of oranges and bubble gum! "Do we blame you for the gid awful hangover then ! | |||
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