FabSwingers.com forum: Foreign spy’s in the uk

By *layfullsam OP Man
2 weeks ago

Solihull

Are obviously here masquerading as uk citizens so we need to be vigilant!

If anyone suspects someone is a spy it’s your duty to confirm this and take appropriate actions.

So we need questions that only a true English person will correctly answer.

Looking for lighthearted, serious, ridiculous questions that the buggers should know.

I’ll start with

Explain the rules of cricket

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By *eoBloomsMan
2 weeks ago

Springfield

A complete stranger knocks into you. Do you say sorry or not?

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By *layfullsam OP Man
2 weeks ago

Solihull

"A complete stranger knocks into you. Do you say sorry or not?"

Ingenious that’s a cracker

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By *layfullsam OP Man
2 weeks ago

Solihull

Do you queue or push in ?

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By *exyScientistsCouple
2 weeks ago

Castlebar

"Are obviously here masquerading as uk citizens so we need to be vigilant!

If anyone suspects someone is a spy it’s your duty to confirm this and take appropriate actions.

So we need questions that only a true English person will correctly answer.

Looking for lighthearted, serious, ridiculous questions that the buggers should know.

I’ll start with

Explain the rules of cricket "

That's why I left the country

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By *DKartelMan
2 weeks ago

The High Castle

Can Yorkshire pudding only be served with roast beef?

Some Brits get this wrong mind.

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By *exyScientistsCouple
2 weeks ago

Castlebar

If someone pees on the tube do you say something or just tut?

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By *eoBloomsMan
2 weeks ago

Springfield

Don't you think the weather is a very boring thing to talk about?

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By *ynamicnatureMan
2 weeks ago

Doncaster

Will they happily join a qué?

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By *heel markMan
2 weeks ago

beside the sea

What is the main light in the living room called?

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By *cLovin2Man
2 weeks ago

Reading

Which of these goes with chips?

A) Curry

B) Egg

C) pasta

D) Fish

Answers on a postcard

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By *ynamicnatureMan
2 weeks ago

Doncaster

What do you call the meal you have around midday?

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By *eoBloomsMan
2 weeks ago

Springfield

Were things better when you were younger?

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By *layfullsam OP Man
2 weeks ago

Solihull

Tea

Milk in first or last ?

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By *lynJMan
2 weeks ago

Morden

"A complete stranger knocks into you. Do you say sorry or not?

Ingenious that’s a cracker"

And what if they cause you to spill your beer? What should they do?

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By *ypersoonMan
2 weeks ago

WHITCHURCH, Shropshire

Here's 1 that will test them (& I thank Russell Howard for this gem even if I had re-adjust a word): what colour does a Smurf go when we grip it?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
2 weeks ago

North West

"Will they happily join a qué?"

A what?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
2 weeks ago

North West

It's less than double digit degrees Celsius, but above 0. Do you need to wear a coat?

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By *rdenites2Couple
2 weeks ago

Market Bosworth

Who was Slack Alice?

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