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By *albec OP Man
2 weeks ago

London

A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a pint and a mop..

Any more bar jokes please..?

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By *DKartelMan
2 weeks ago

The High Castle

A horse walks into a bar.

The barman says: Why the long face?

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By *layfullsamMan
2 weeks ago

Solihull

Ouch ffs

It was an iron bar

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By *layfullsamMan
2 weeks ago

Solihull

A duck walks into a bar and order a drink

Do you want it putting on your bill says the barman

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By *bitofaslutWoman
2 weeks ago

Cannock

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By *nn0centHxxWoman
2 weeks ago

brompton

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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By *ooBulMan
2 weeks ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

A heavy breather rings the phone and a woman answers...

Heavy Breather: "I bet you've got a tight arse with no hair?"

Wife: "Yes, I have! He's busy watching t.v! Can I get to call you back when he's finished?"

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By *ooBulMan
2 weeks ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

him... i meant - How to ruin a punch line in one movwe...

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By *eoBloomsMan
2 weeks ago

Springfield

"A dyslexic man walks into a bra"

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By *icolerobbieCouple
2 weeks ago

walsall

A women walked into a pub and asked the barman for a double entendre, so he have her one.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
2 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

A bear walks into a bar and says a pint of

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

A Muslim, a Jewish guy and a gay Catholic walk into a bar - and why not? It's multicultural Britain.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
2 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

A grizzly bear walks into a bar and says " could I have a ........ Beer please?"

Barman looks and says

"Yeah but why the big pause?"

Bear looks angrily holding out his paw's

"Coz I'm a Bear"

(Paw's,pause) Geddit?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
2 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Comic Sans, Helvetica, and Times New Roman walk into a bar.

“Get out!” shouts the barman. “We don’t serve your type here!”

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
2 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

The barman says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here.”

A time traveler walks into a bar.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
2 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

A zoo keeper walk's into a bar with a giraffe.

" Pint for me and a pint for him, it's his birthday"

Barman pours the drinks,this goes on for a few hours until they are well pissed up, the giraffe falls over asleep d*unk, zoo keeper goes to leave and the barman shouts

" OI, YOU CAN LEAVE THAT LYING THERE"

zoo keeper d*unkly say's

" It's not a lion it's a giraffe"

And walks off

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By *heLeadbettersCouple
2 weeks ago

Reading

A baby seal walks into a bar, "what can I get you?" asks the barman.

"Anything but a Canadian club" says the seal.

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By *annyDanielleMan
2 weeks ago

Street, Somerset

A blind man walks into a bar and is immediately sent to A+E.

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By *ontWannaMissASwingCouple
2 weeks ago

Bristol

A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walk into a bar

The rabbit says I think I'm a typo

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By *rSircumsizedMan
2 weeks ago

Newport area.

A sausage walks into a bar and orders a pint, the barman says "We don't serve food in here".

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By *aldy321Man
2 weeks ago

Huddersfield

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk in to a bar.

The barman says "is this a joke?"

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
2 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Hofmeister please.

The barman say's, why the big pause.

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By *adagastMan
2 weeks ago

Rotherham

Before crowbars were invented, crows just had to drink at home.

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By *adagastMan
2 weeks ago

Rotherham

A man walks into a pub with a slab of tarmac under his arm. He goes up to the bar and says, 'A pint please, and one for the road'.

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By *VANDYMan
2 weeks ago

Dawlish

Bono and The Edge walk into a bar.

Barman says oh no not you two again

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By *each needs some creamWoman
2 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

Two eggs, a sausage, and hash browns walk into a bar.

The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast here.”

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