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"#AllMagnetsMatter" U fanny magnet you. | |||
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"I need one of those!" Exactly! What do you want yours for ? | |||
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"I need one of those! Exactly! What do you want yours for ?" It would make a really good penis measuring implement. Dust magnet is the new lynx can ladies and gentlemen | |||
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"Op, do you have the French Maid outfit to go with it? LOL. I had to go & look that up. Are you free for a right soft/hard dusting next Fri. Sadly, like the Dragon Deborah Meedham (or whatever the old bird is called), I'm out as far as the sex is concerned.... but, I'm willing to chuck in a chocalate finger & a nice strong cup of tea with Nestles milk in return for doing my dusting.... "Hope you get help with your sexual dysfunction xx You keep the choccy fingers to remind you what hard means. This 'old bird' doesn't skivvy. | |||
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"I love mine it's great for dusting when I actually find the time 😂" I'll pick one up while I'm out today and blame you if it's rubbish. I'd have thought thousands would have said it was a human right so we could all have one | |||
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"I have no idea what these are, I will ask my ‘woman who does’ whether she uses them and if they’re any good. " I will ask my woman that does too .... What do you think of Flash Dust Magnets Granny ? No idea I haven't got one. Are you jealous ? I'd say more curious. You don't like dusting anyway do you? No. I don't as it happens. How perceptive of you. | |||
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"I actually just lost ten mins researching how to eradicate dust before I came to my senses ....... " Please provide all research and a reference list in full Harvard style. | |||
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"I've got the Aldi version. I don't actually dust but it looks good if I'm holding it when I answer the door " Who are you answering the door to? And am I the only person picturing the start to a cheesy porn film? | |||
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"I've got the Aldi version. I don't actually dust but it looks good if I'm holding it when I answer the door Who are you answering the door to? And am I the only person picturing the start to a cheesy porn film? " I think I just lady wanked to that video  | |||
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"I've got the Aldi version. I don't actually dust but it looks good if I'm holding it when I answer the door Who are you answering the door to? And am I the only person picturing the start to a cheesy porn film? I think I just lady wanked to that video "I don't blame you. Did you see what he did with the mop? Ooooft | |||
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"I've got the Aldi version. I don't actually dust but it looks good if I'm holding it when I answer the door Who are you answering the door to? And am I the only person picturing the start to a cheesy porn film? "  obviously I ensure that I have the very tiniest of French maids outfits on at all times so that unsuspecting callers, tradesmen and delivery drivers can experience the full benefit of my charms. Apparently the vicar is altering his sermon to include something about the price of a virtuous woman being far above rubies after he called unexpectedly last Monday ... | |||
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"I've got the Aldi version. I don't actually dust but it looks good if I'm holding it when I answer the door Who are you answering the door to? And am I the only person picturing the start to a cheesy porn film? I think I just lady wanked to that video
I don't blame you. Did you see what he did with the mop? Ooooft "I didn't know mops were so versatile | |||
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"Don't succumb, they are rubbish, I will keep to my old fluffy thing that gets into all nooks and crannies" Did you say Grannies ? | |||
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"My mum swore by a yellow duster that was just damp. She's be turning in her urn if she thought people were dusting without moving ornaments " Damn, I am doing it wrong as I have been moving things, no wonder it wouldn't work for me | |||
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"Don't succumb, they are rubbish, I will keep to my old fluffy thing that gets into all nooks and crannies Did you say Grannies ?" Ohhh I would never stick my fluffy thing into grannies nooks | |||
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