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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I was wondering if someone has a question that they need answer(s) to. The funnier the question the better but has to be real...

I'd kick it off with mine.

Who eat bits off the apple in Apple's logo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steve jobs. It was poisonous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If God is infinite and the universe is also infinite, would anyone like any toast?

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"If God is infinite and the universe is also infinite, would anyone like any toast?"
Only if it had no black holes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why when something is transported by boat is it called a cargo, but when transported by car it's called a shipment....?

Why are the numbers on a phone and a calculator reversed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you could build your own robot would you build it with legs, wheels, caterpillar tracks like Johnny 5 or some sort of hover facility?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Who put the bop in the bop shoo wap di bop?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why, when people go away on holidays, do they buy crappy tat of the kind they wouldn't give a second glance if they were shopping at home?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who put the bop in the bop shoo wap di bop?"

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Why do pubs in the south of England serve beer flat?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

why do folk lie about their ages..

not like when you meet the you dont notice..

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"why do folk lie about their ages..

not like when you meet the you dont notice.."

'them'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where are all my odd socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do they take nail clippers off you at airports? If you can hijack a plane with nail clippers then you deserve the bloody thing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who put the bop in the bop shoo wap di bop?"

Who put the ram in the ramalama ding dong?

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Why is a gentlemen's club called that when it is really anything other than a club for gentlemen ?;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do they get the figs into da figrolls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More of an answer than a question really, however I must apologise to you all for lying to you for years now. It was me, I let the dogs out....

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Why is a gentlemen's club called that when it is really anything other than a club for gentlemen ?;-)"

cos titty bar does'nt sound as elegant..

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is a gentlemen's club called that when it is really anything other than a club for gentlemen ?;-)"
and no gentleman can be seen there ?

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Why is a gentlemen's club called that when it is really anything other than a club for gentlemen ?;-)

cos titty bar does'nt sound as elegant.."

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Why is a gentlemen's club called that when it is really anything other than a club for gentlemen ?;-)and no gentleman can be seen there ?

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Indeed!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When am I gonna catch Femme on the flip flop...??

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick

"Why do pubs in the south of England serve beer flat?"

You can't have travelled south of the Watford Gap.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Why do pubs in the south of England serve beer flat?

You can't have travelled south of the Watford Gap.

They're terrible for it in Bristol, Cornwall, Devon, and London. Are sparklers banned down there or something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do they give you life jackets on planes don't give you parachutes on ships?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Why do pubs in the south of England serve beer flat?

You can't have travelled south of the Watford Gap.

They're terrible for it in Bristol, Cornwall, Devon, and London. Are sparklers banned down there or something?"

thats cos a good ale does not need to be tampered with in the pulling..

many good beers darn sarf as there are in other parts of t'country..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mount Everest is 8,848m high. Is this sufficient?

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

How much energy would be required by the Death Star to blow up the Moon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If wool gets wet it can cause shrinkage.

Why do sheep not shrink if left out grazing and it rains?

Their wooly coat, not the whole sheep.lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would anyone contribute to this mindless nonsense

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By *umpleteazerWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

As only half of my bra emerged from the washing machine, where did the other half go?

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

"If wool gets wet it can cause shrinkage.

Why do sheep not shrink if left out grazing and it rains?

Their wooly coat, not the whole sheep.lol

you dont put a full sheep on an 80C wash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If wool gets wet it can cause shrinkage.

Why do sheep not shrink if left out grazing and it rains?

Their wooly coat, not the whole sheep.lol

you dont put a full sheep on an 80C wash

Try reading my post again, smarty pants!!

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

How come the queen doesn't need a passport to travel????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats the difference between a nook and a cranny?

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

Why do birds suddenly appear?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do birds suddenly appear?

Is that everytime you are near?

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

"As only half of my bra emerged from the washing machine, where did the other half go?"

All my life

I've been kissing

Your right tit

Cos the left ones missing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know what dandelion is but what the hell is burdock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anyone know the number of a hitman?? lol

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"If wool gets wet it can cause shrinkage.

Why do sheep not shrink if left out grazing and it rains?

Their wooly coat, not the whole sheep.lol

Lanolin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who put the bop in the bop shoo wap di bop?"

And who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is a gentlemen's club called that when it is really anything other than a club for gentlemen ?;-)"

Why arent there any Ladies Clubs?

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

when is the sock monster moving out of my washing machine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was wondering if someone has a question that they need answer(s) to. The funnier the question the better but has to be real...

I'd kick it off with mine.

Who eat bits off the apple in Apple's logo?"

Would you like me to be boring and tell you the real answer to that one..??

Well, I'm going to anyway... the 'bite' represents the 'bite of knowledge/awareness' by Adam/Eve in the Garden of Eden. Fact!

How do I know...?? In the 80's, I had 'inside knowledge' of Apple...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was wondering if someone has a question that they need answer(s) to. The funnier the question the better but has to be real...

I'd kick it off with mine.

Who eat bits off the apple in Apple's logo?"

Adam. The apple representing the devils temptation, apple appears to many a cult within its own right . Cults by nature do not tolerate competition from other belief systems and therefore an ideology without competition becomes a dogma.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"anyone know the number of a hitman?? lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How come the vast majority of tramps I meet , even the old ones habitually drinking have hair. I mean no signs of baldness but long flowing matted locks. Also, the complete lack of gray hair . Though many are suffering from the advances of poor diet, street living and liver disorders, they often appear to have great hair - length and volume , not style.

It's a puzzle I tell you .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know what dandelion is but what the hell is burdock?

It's a Thistle-like plant also called Arctium, which is believed to have blood purifying qualities.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"More of an answer than a question really, however I must apologise to you all for lying to you for years now. It was me, I let the dogs out...."

Pmsl

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

"anyone know the number of a hitman?? lol

47"

U sure its 48

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"anyone know the number of a hitman?? lol

U sure its 48

48 is a pussy compared to 47

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By *harliesteveCouple
over a year ago

selly oak

Why can't people keep appointment times. Not all of us have time to sit around waiting because you can't manage ur day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WHY when the second world war ended in 1945 are we still holding German prisoners of war?

I'm referring to the 'royal family '

Poor devils isn't it time to forgive n forget n send em home to Germany????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do pubs in the south of England serve beer flat?

You can't have travelled south of the Watford Gap.

They're terrible for it in Bristol, Cornwall, Devon, and London. Are sparklers banned down there or something?

thats cos a good ale does not need to be tampered with in the pulling..

many good beers darn sarf as there are in other parts of t'country..

Simply dodgy license holder. There is a chain in Edinburgh own numerous pubs. The ones on the royal mile (tourists) have crisp clean beer. The others (same chain) which are on the cowgate (frequentend by stag/hen do's and students) have Piss poor flat pints. Presuming they think the pished up crews won't notice

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area

"Why do they give you life jackets on planes don't give you parachutes on ships? "

More chance of a plane going down than a ship going up

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area

"Who eat bits off the apple in Apple's logo?"

The bite out of the apple is Steve Job`s homage to Alan Turing, often called the father of modern computing. The Turing machine which he invented was considered to be the first ever computer.

He was also a well respected codebreaker, working at Bletchley Park during WW2

When he was 40 he was prosecuted for homosexuality which was still illegal in those days, he was imprisoned and treated with female hormones (chemical castration) Two years later he committed suicide by taking a bite out of an apple laced with cyanide.

Hence the apple with the bite out of it

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

"anyone know the number of a hitman?? lol

U sure its 48

48 is a pussy compared to 47

and 46??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Steve jobs. It was poisonous"

Didn't know that! This is epic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If God is infinite and the universe is also infinite, would anyone like any toast?"

Am I allowed to think about it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why when something is transported by boat is it called a cargo, but when transported by car it's called a shipment....?

It's called exchange...

Why are the numbers on a phone and a calculator reversed?"

It shows how things are going at the moment...upside down

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why, when people go away on holidays, do they buy crappy tat of the kind they wouldn't give a second glance if they were shopping at home?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was wondering if someone has a question that they need answer(s) to. The funnier the question the better but has to be real...

I'd kick it off with mine.

Who eat bits off the apple in Apple's logo?

Would you like me to be boring and tell you the real answer to that one..??

Well, I'm going to anyway... the 'bite' represents the 'bite of knowledge/awareness' by Adam/Eve in the Garden of Eden. Fact!

How do I know...?? In the 80's, I had 'inside knowledge' of Apple...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why do they give you life jackets on planes don't give you parachutes on ships?

More chance of a plane going down than a ship going up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who put the bop in the bop shoo wap di bop?

Who put the ram in the ramalama ding dong?

Yes, who was that man ? I'd like to shake his hand......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where are all my odd socks"

In my drawer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you plant to get seedless grapes?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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By *lackboaWoman
over a year ago

greenock

why do you presss the 'start' button to turn your computer off..........and.... ...who put the c%*t in Scunthorpe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do pubs in the south of England serve beer flat?

You can't have travelled south of the Watford Gap.

They're terrible for it in Bristol, Cornwall, Devon, and London. Are sparklers banned down there or something?

thats cos a good ale does not need to be tampered with in the pulling..

many good beers darn sarf as there are in other parts of t'country..

Beer should not be too gassy. It kills some of the taste, you don't get as much in the glass and you can't drink as much. All hail to the ale!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why, when people go away on holidays, do they buy crappy tat of the kind they wouldn't give a second glance if they were shopping at home?"

Alcohol

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By *tarkersandcrutchCouple
over a year ago

TELFORD

why is a blow job called a blow job when you suck?????

this has puzzled me for years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually, it feels quite nice if you blow gently. It's a lot less intense than being sucked, but it is a nice tease.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never had a Road rage at me, so whys it called road rage? Had drivers rage at me,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

According to the Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy the answer to all of these questions is 42

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How come the vast majority of tramps I meet , even the old ones habitually drinking have hair. I mean no signs of baldness but long flowing matted locks. Also, the complete lack of gray hair . Though many are suffering from the advances of poor diet, street living and liver disorders, they often appear to have great hair - length and volume , not style.

It's a puzzle I tell you . "

There's a tramp in Sunderland, who incidentally is the spitting image of Billy Connolly although this adds nothing to the story! He saves up all the money he begs during the week, pays for a hotel on a Saturday night, has a bath and a night in a proper bed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do they get the ship into the bottle?

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Do fish drink?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What do you plant to get seedless grapes?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do they get the figs into da figrolls"

squish them in

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area

"How do they get the ship into the bottle?

Make it with collapsible masts, put ship in bottle with cord looped round masts, pull on a cord tied to masts, masts assume the position

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the meaning of life the universe and everything?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"why is a blow job called a blow job when you suck?????

this has puzzled me for years.

xx"

Blow job is short for below as In below the waist ( or this is what I was all way told )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the meaning of life the universe and everything? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"anyone know the number of a hitman?? lol

U sure its 48

48 is a pussy compared to 47

and 46??

49 has killed 46,47,48 and is now the ONLY hit man left lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is 6 scared of 7?

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