FabSwingers.com forum: We’ve bought hooters

By *layfullsam OP Man
2 weeks ago

Solihull

As a group, the members of fab have saved hooters from bankruptcy

But the big question is what changes are needed to make it a big success

Looking for serious, ridiculous or hilarious suggestions

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By *teve cornishMan
2 weeks ago

hayle

Follow the USA model scantly clad ladies with very big boobs to serve LOL

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By *layfullsam OP Man
2 weeks ago

Solihull

"Follow the USA model scantly clad ladies with very big boobs to serve LOL"

Sad but there’s lots going to be closed in the USA so scantily clad and big boobs aren’t enough it seems

We need ideas

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By *.T.Man
2 weeks ago

Visiting Glasgow

Change the name to Hooters and Hot Dogs where there are gents serving in waistcoats and Budgie Smugglers. Clearly they will have to be packing something significant to get employed.

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By *ornyguyMan
2 weeks ago

Hillsborough, NI

"Follow the USA model scantly clad ladies with very big boobs to serve LOL

Sad but there’s lots going to be closed in the USA so scantily clad and big boobs aren’t enough it seems

We need ideas

Bigger boobs?

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By *layfullsam OP Man
2 weeks ago

Solihull

"Change the name to Hooters and Hot Dogs where there are gents serving in waistcoats and Budgie Smugglers. Clearly they will have to be packing something significant to get employed.

Are we aiming for the ladies, gay guys or both ? Great thinking

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By *layfullsam OP Man
2 weeks ago

Solihull

"Follow the USA model scantly clad ladies with very big boobs to serve LOL

Sad but there’s lots going to be closed in the USA so scantily clad and big boobs aren’t enough it seems

We need ideas

Bigger boobs?

Lmao

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By *andPextraCouple
2 weeks ago

North West

I really want a hooters outfit. Is it right you can buy one in there ?

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
2 weeks ago

Manchester

Actual decent food instead of relying on objectifying women as a gimmick?

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By *ggdrasil66Man
2 weeks ago

Saltdean

A horn on every table, to call the waitresses.

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By *r SmartypantsMan
2 weeks ago

London

Make it equally attractive to lady clientele with classy menu, stylish decor, good service, buzzing atmosphere and the rest will follow.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
2 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

We went to one in Thailand and it was more expensive than everywhere else and it was standard.

I went to one in Florida in 2000 and that was brilliant but I think they are done now - they don’t offer anything different.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
2 weeks ago

Durham

I must be old. I haven't even heard of Hooters.

Ruby

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By *herest KhanMan
2 weeks ago

The Jungle

"Change the name to Hooters and Hot Dogs where there are gents serving in waistcoats and Budgie Smugglers. Clearly they will have to be packing something significant to get employed.

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can't they tuck a sock?

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By *ympho6969Woman
2 weeks ago

glasgow

Men in tight shorts.

But make it 18 plus

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By *ife NinjaMan
2 weeks ago

Dunfermline

⬆️invite her 🤭🤓

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By *wimmingbadgerMan
2 weeks ago

Leicester

they definitely sell merch in the Nottingham one

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By *he Silver FuxMan
2 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

My suggestion would be to have the girls wear a Hooters bra… that actually make an owl hooting sound when you squeeze them..

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By *ife NinjaMan
2 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"My suggestion would be to have the girls wear a Hooters bra… that actually make an owl hooting sound when you squeeze them..

Twit...twa...too 🤣

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
2 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Combine it with Karen's Diner so you get insulted by some old battleaxe in a tiny t-shirt and daisy dukes®

It would attract a niche but very loyal clientele.

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By *ove2LurveCouple
2 weeks ago

Dartford

"Follow the USA model scantly clad ladies with very big boobs to serve LOL

How about scantily clad women of every shape and size and age? not everyone wants to be served by a walking talking Barbie doll

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By *ife NinjaMan
2 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"Follow the USA model scantly clad ladies with very big boobs to serve LOL

How about scantily clad women of every shape and size and age? not everyone wants to be served by a walking talking Barbie doll"

Yeah, I like that idea 👍

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By *bi HaiveMan
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2 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"they definitely sell merch in the Nottingham one"

The Nottingham one is the only one left in the UK. Used to be one in Bristol.

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By *rHotNottsMan
2 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Only ever been to hooters once and that was in Amsterdam, but I guess it’s a bit wishy-washy in the UK? So that I need to make it decent unrespectable or follow the Amsterdam model where you pay for body shots, small shots of alcohol that you slurp off sexy women's boobies & stomachs

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By *oeBeansMan
2 weeks ago

Derby

"they definitely sell merch in the Nottingham one

The Nottingham one is the only one left in the UK. Used to be one in Bristol. "

I've passed it a few times and always been tempted to go in. If I go with friends, we look like typical lads, and it somehow looks even worse if I go in by myself 🙈😂

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By *ovinglife!40Man
2 weeks ago

Hinckley

"As a group, the members of fab have saved hooters from bankruptcy

But the big question is what changes are needed to make it a big success

Looking for serious, ridiculous or hilarious suggestions

You have REALLY bought it??

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By *dam1971Man
2 weeks ago

Bedford

"You have REALLY bought it??"

No, of course not. All of us have, it’s a group buyout.

I got the job of interviewing the waitresses, helping them in and out of their outfits etc. £50 a day.

It’s not much money, but it’s all I could afford

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By *layfullsam OP Man
2 weeks ago

Solihull

"I really want a hooters outfit. Is it right you can buy one in there ? "

Sadly not, you can buy merchandise and some clothing but not the actual uniform

Or you never could back in the day anyway

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By *a LunaWoman
2 weeks ago

South Wales

Naked men as toilet roll holders.

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By *dam1971Man
2 weeks ago

Bedford

"Naked men as toilet roll holders."

I could be a kitchen roll holder

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By *a LunaWoman
2 weeks ago

South Wales

"Naked men as toilet roll holders.

I could be a kitchen roll holder

Juan Shit

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By *layfullsam OP Man
2 weeks ago

Solihull

"Naked men as toilet roll holders.

I could be a kitchen roll holder

Juan Shit

Is plenty

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By *a LunaWoman
2 weeks ago

South Wales

"Naked men as toilet roll holders.

I could be a kitchen roll holder

Juan Shit

Is plenty

Thank god someone got it. I’m sat here laughing to myself 😄

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By *layfullsam OP Man
2 weeks ago

Solihull

"Naked men as toilet roll holders.

I could be a kitchen roll holder

Juan Shit

Is plenty

Thank god someone got it. I’m sat here laughing to myself 😄"

Still giggle at the add with the uniform and hat

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By *bi HaiveMan
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2 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I really want a hooters outfit. Is it right you can buy one in there ?

Sadly not, you can buy merchandise and some clothing but not the actual uniform

Or you never could back in the day anyway"

Vinted or fleabay. 😉

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By *londebiguyMan
2 weeks ago

Southport

"As a group, the members of fab have saved hooters from bankruptcy

But the big question is what changes are needed to make it a big success

Looking for serious, ridiculous or hilarious suggestions

My friend actually owns it in Europe.

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