FabSwingers.com forum: Shop window

By *parkle1974 OP Woman
2 weeks ago

Leeds

So, your profile is like a shop window...enticing people (or not) to want to pop into your profile for a closer look around.....

What kind of shop are you?

I'm a little independent bargain basement 😁

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By *elloIntrigueMan
2 weeks ago

North West UK

"So, your profile is like a shop window...enticing people (or not) to want to pop into your profile for a closer look around.....

What kind of shop are you?

I'm a little independent bargain basement 😁"

I think i'm more bric-a-brac

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
2 weeks ago

kent

We are a book shop, with a cafe inside, comfy sofas, coffee and cake, and shelves filled with all kinds of books x

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By *over of ladiesMan
2 weeks ago

cannock

I'm an all you can eat buffet

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
2 weeks ago

Ipswich

Poundland

Cheap and cheerful

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By *tleystagMan
2 weeks ago

ilkley

"So, your profile is like a shop window...enticing people (or not) to want to pop into your profile for a closer look around.....

What kind of shop are you?

I'm a little independent bargain basement 😁"

I am probably a second hand outdoor clothing shop

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By *ick237Man
2 weeks ago

taunton

Think I’m your friendly little corner shop, greeted with a smile and most appreciative of any business

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By *ynamicnatureMan
2 weeks ago

Doncaster

I'm an adventure travel agency, you name it and I could help you find it.

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By *ensualtongue2023Man
2 weeks ago

furnace

I’m that toy shop your mum always dragged you away from

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By *all_Dark_DirtyMan
2 weeks ago

all over

CEX a second hand shop fuelled by Monster

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By *riar BelisseWoman
2 weeks ago

Bliss

One of those huge sign closing down thrift shops

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
2 weeks ago

Northerner/Sometimes South East

I’m a sign stuck to the door saying “Gone for lunch, be back later”

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By *he OxfordMaleMan
2 weeks ago

wantage

Ohh private bookshop

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By *ensualtongue2023Man
2 weeks ago

furnace

"Ohh private bookshop"

Very seedy

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By *midnight-Woman
2 weeks ago

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High end arty, that is attractive to perverts

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By *orthern StarsCouple
2 weeks ago

Durham

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By *unkym34Man
2 weeks ago

London

Charity shop

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
2 weeks ago

kent

"High end arty, that is attractive to perverts"

This should be on my CV x

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By *ealitybitesMan
2 weeks ago

Belfast

Closed for renovations

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By *inxy777Woman
2 weeks ago

essex

frontal, old toot!’

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By *orthern StarsCouple
2 weeks ago

Durham

A bike shop. Come in and have a browse, and you might find something you like to take for a ride.

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By *ensualtongue2023Man
2 weeks ago

furnace

Carpet shopped as I’ve laid and stretched a few

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By *ensualtongue2023Man
2 weeks ago

furnace

Butchers top quality meat and game

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By *.T.Man
2 weeks ago

Visiting Glasgow

An antiques store that never has any customers

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By *ensualtongue2023Man
2 weeks ago

furnace

"An antiques store that never has any customers

Ah money laundering then like nail bars and barbershops in big cities

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By *.T.Man
2 weeks ago

Visiting Glasgow

"An antiques store that never has any customers

Ah money laundering then like nail bars and barbershops in big cities"

No, the one that JR Hartley would be in, full of dusty relics of days gone by.

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By *sWyldWoman
2 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Like the travel book shop in Notting Hill.

People often come in and look but they rarely buy, mostly because they actually want something else

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By *naughtydaddyMan
2 weeks ago

Swadlincote

An alternative shop full of oddities

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
2 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Gadget shop like Menkind. Draws you in everytime, have a load of fun and a play, but take nothing away except for fun memories.

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By *a LunaWoman
2 weeks ago

South Wales

One of those old bookshops tucked away off the High Street. A little bell above the door and fancy gold leaf sign writing on the windows.

Cosy and welcoming.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
2 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

"One of those old bookshops tucked away off the High Street. A little bell above the door and fancy gold leaf sign writing on the windows.

Cosy and welcoming.

^^^^

She only got the job there cos she could reach the books on the top shelves without a ladder

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By *ldNewbie64Man
2 weeks ago

Bury

"An antiques store that never has any customers

Hahaha yes same here!

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By *eoBloomsMan
2 weeks ago

Springfield

An old school record shop, rather dated but still with a nerdy charm. Worth taking your time to root around to find a vintage 7 incher.

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By *ife NinjaMan
2 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Curiosity shop. Seldom visited, but if you enter, you'll find olde world charm, a warm, comforting atmosphere and a nice slice of vienetta 🤓

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By *iss.BellaWoman
2 weeks ago

Wales

A clothes shop that's been closed for years you can see some classic pieces, but it's mostly dust

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By *exyScientistsCouple
2 weeks ago

Castlebar

Special offers change frequently....

Just ask for more info

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

Closed. Boarded up. Do not enter.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
2 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Why are there so many quaint coffee shop, ding- a-ling antiquey record type shops?

Where are the shops where you open the door and fall down a helter skelter, like Jamie and the Magic Torch to flashing lights and music.

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By *emi30Woman
2 weeks ago

selby

A slut for use

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
2 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"A slut for use"

Is this on the high street in Skelmersdale?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
2 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Mine's the physical version of Vinted.

Stocked with someone else's discarded, tarnished and battered stuff that most people will scroll past, a few will like from afar but never actually commit to trying, and one or two will love and give a new home. 😇

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By *EAT..85Woman
2 weeks ago

Nottingham

I'd be a glasshouse plant shop.

Warm, humid, a bubbling stream through the centre. Overall relaxing and providing a journey of wonder and beauty. You'd buy a plant as a memory 🪴

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By *ndateable700Man
2 weeks ago

Shropshire

The shop bagpuss lived in

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By *emofaJamesMan
2 weeks ago

London

Travel bookshop, but the Hollywood star decides to walk on by.

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By *ooBulMan
2 weeks ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

A cross suits you sir meets Sish Tony! LOL (that's not actually too far off. HOLY SHIT!!!) Except in this scenario I won't be asking which way sir dresses.

Iv'e been told I'm quite cheeky but it's only my odd sense of humour... Honest gov!

It amuses me & not always everyone else. If the customers get me you'll be coming back for some right bargains... Would madame like a solid wood coat hanger or a close wrestle in the elbow grease section?

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By *ooBulMan
2 weeks ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Swish? Meant Sish....

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By *ooBulMan
2 weeks ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

It'll have to be Swiss Tony....

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By *atte Lover 82Man
2 weeks ago

BERWICK-UPON-TWEED

Takeaway/kebab shop. Hits the spot on a night out sometimes even better the next morning

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By *eyond PurityCouple
2 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

An independent cinema with chaise lounges as seats, posh popcorn and a stylish cocktail bar.

Constantly having to throw out the seedy guys asking for Debbie Does Dallas…

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By *elloWoman
2 weeks ago

alpha centauri

I'm a shop where you think it looks interesting but you open the door, take 1 step in, look around and go 'what the fuck is this shit' turn around and walk away quickly

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By *uffnmuffCouple
2 weeks ago

London

Very rarely open to the public x

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By *liza_13Woman
2 weeks ago

Hamilton

I’m a goth/alt shop but I’m closed for maintenance

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By *fffunCouple
2 weeks ago

Never you mind

Balloon shop.. Mostly tits n arse thrown in with the odd other party decoration you need to buy

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By *hunky GentMan
2 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Mine would be a huge shop window with lots of comfy pillows.

Some cakes on one side and a kiosk shows various things to make you laugh.

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By *ensualtongue2023Man
2 weeks ago

furnace

Think mr Ben’s clothes shop

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By *aldy321Man
2 weeks ago

Huddersfield

I'm aiming to be a high end sole / single trader. However I think I need some fab shopfitters to enhance my kerb appeal...

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By *urFantasy21Couple
2 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

Emporium of antiquities - beauty is in the eye of the beholder

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By *cottish guy 555Man
2 weeks ago

London

A junk shop. Smells of mould.

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By *dmundwilsonMan
2 weeks ago

Llandudno

Boarded up, lucrative farm upstairs.

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By *viatrixWoman
2 weeks ago

Redhill

Mine is a hot lingerie one with lots of visual allure

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By *otsossieMan
2 weeks ago

Chesterfield

Probably

Full of Lego and funko pops.

And I don’t even do funko pops.

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By *hunky GentMan
2 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Mine is a hot lingerie one with lots of visual allure

I'll be in the blue section.

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By *ugarbearCouple
2 weeks ago

Tredegar

my shop used to be open all hours

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By *viatrixWoman
2 weeks ago

Redhill

"Mine is a hot lingerie one with lots of visual allure

I'll be in the blue section.

Apologies, that one needs a bit of restocking

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By *hunky GentMan
2 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Mine is a hot lingerie one with lots of visual allure

I'll be in the blue section.

Apologies, that one needs a bit of restocking

I'd help with that too.

Shopping trip??

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By *agerMorganMan
2 weeks ago

Canvey Island

Probably one of those shops that sells everything?

Like a hardware store? Or just one of those confusing convenience store?

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By *ertcoupleCouple
2 weeks ago

Hatfield

Charity shop

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

One of those pricey places full of stuff that you might get on impulse, but then regret later

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
2 weeks ago

Manchester

Akin to Afflecks Palace - an alternative lifestyle emporium

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By *hunky GentMan
2 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Akin to Afflecks Palace - an alternative lifestyle emporium "

Blimey, I've not been in there for a few years. 😆

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By *assy MissWoman
2 weeks ago

Sent to Coventry

Ye Olde Curiosity Shop 😂

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

I see myself more as a reduced isle and its still not shifting!

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By *ggdrasil66Man
2 weeks ago

Saltdean

I’m like brewery shop. Full of beer and ready to explode!

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By *uriousscouserWoman
2 weeks ago

Wirral

Needful things.

Promising enough at the start but you end up with the unsettling suspicion that something isn't right.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
2 weeks ago

Reading

Sex shop

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
2 weeks ago

Manchester

"Akin to Afflecks Palace - an alternative lifestyle emporium

Blimey, I've not been in there for a few years. 😆 "

Its still going tho a bit gentrified these days 😂

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By *hunky GentMan
2 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Akin to Afflecks Palace - an alternative lifestyle emporium

Blimey, I've not been in there for a few years. 😆

Its still going tho a bit gentrified these days 😂"

Ffs.

Bloody typical 🙄

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By *hunky GentMan
2 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Needful things.

Promising enough at the start but you end up with the unsettling suspicion that something isn't right."

But with big googly eyes.

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By *xxMandLxxxCouple
2 weeks ago

Southampton

A cafe that serves ample portions..😂

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By *atte Lover 82Man
2 weeks ago

BERWICK-UPON-TWEED

"A cafe that serves ample portions..😂"

Would say them portions are a bit more than ample 😋

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By *ookie46Woman
2 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Vintage

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By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman
2 weeks ago

Reading

Secondhand bookstore that is currently closed.

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By *allnHandsome12Man
2 weeks ago

Teesside

A shop consisting of the middle aisle of Aldi, all very intriguing to look at to begin with but quickly realise it’s best left alone.

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By *vonne5exMan
2 weeks ago

Doncaster

"So, your profile is like a shop window...enticing people (or not) to want to pop into your profile for a closer look around.....

What kind of shop are you?

I'm a little independent bargain basement 😁"
don't sell yourself short x

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By *oodmessMan
2 weeks ago

yumsville

A lovely boutique for the 'oooh look at that gorgeous thing, shiiiit, they don't have it in stock'.

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