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By *bi Haive OP   Man
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8 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

If men are expected to put the loo seat down after using it, then should shorter partners who lower the shower head by a foot or more before showering put it back up again so you don't have to do it yourself or bend over like quasimodo to have a shower? 🤔

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

No but women shouldn't leave their she-wees laying on the cistern. Give it a wash ya dirty buggars.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
8 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

It's a trick. We actually want you to give up and sit to save the hassle of being nagged so there's less piss splashing everywhere 💜

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
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8 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"It's a trick. We actually want you to give up and sit to save the hassle of being nagged so there's less piss splashing everywhere 💜"

But what about them shower situation?

Given how tall you are has nobody ever lowered yours too much for you to use it and left it there? 🤔😉😂😂

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By *dam1971Man
8 weeks ago

Bedford


"It's a trick. We actually want you to give up and sit to save the hassle of being nagged so there's less piss splashing everywhere 💜"

Is this on the toilet or in the shower?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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8 weeks ago

East Sussex

I'm guilty of lowering the shower head and leaving the temperature on molten lava setting . I will try to do better...if I remember

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
8 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"It's a trick. We actually want you to give up and sit to save the hassle of being nagged so there's less piss splashing everywhere 💜

But what about them shower situation?

Given how tall you are has nobody ever lowered yours too much for you to use it and left it there? 🤔😉😂😂"

They can shower at their own homes 💜

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By *anielpiercedMan
8 weeks ago

X


"If men are expected to put the loo seat down after using it, then should shorter partners who lower the shower head by a foot or more before showering put it back up again so you don't have to do it yourself or bend over like quasimodo to have a shower? 🤔"

In a world of equal rights shouldn't women also raise the toilet lid for us too

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
8 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff


"It's a trick. We actually want you to give up and sit to save the hassle of being nagged so there's less piss splashing everywhere 💜"

OK ...in the middle of the night, refusing to turn the light on, wandering to the toilet squinting & waving my hands about like Yoda raising the X-wing out of the swamp; you can bet your sweet ass I'll sit down!

...but only then. Otherwise it's happy splashing!

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
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8 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I'm guilty of lowering the shower head and leaving the temperature on molten lava setting . I will try to do better...if I remember "

Ooh I forgot about that! 😮😮

People who leave it on flaming hot or ice cold instead of how you left it (comfortably warm) deserve a special place in hell. 😂😂😂

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By *atgirl and RobinCouple
8 weeks ago

Durham

Can you also all please stop leaving your hair everywhere please? I swear Batgirl's is trying to kill me from the feet up.

Even when we haven't seen each other for days, it still manages to find it's way in to my boxers and wrap itself round my bell end like it's trying to suffocate it

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
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8 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Can you also all please stop leaving your hair everywhere please? I swear Batgirl's is trying to kill me from the feet up.

Even when we haven't seen each other for days, it still manages to find it's way in to my boxers and wrap itself round my bell end like it's trying to suffocate it "

💯% this!!

And how does it find its way into your arse crack days later.......🤔😮😮

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By *icecouple561Couple
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8 weeks ago

East Sussex


"I'm guilty of lowering the shower head and leaving the temperature on molten lava setting . I will try to do better...if I remember

Ooh I forgot about that! 😮😮

People who leave it on flaming hot or ice cold instead of how you left it (comfortably warm) deserve a special place in hell. 😂😂😂"

My place on the handcart is already booked

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By *its_and_TiramisuCouple
8 weeks ago

North Somerset


"If men are expected to put the loo seat down after using it, then should shorter partners who lower the shower head by a foot or more before showering put it back up again so you don't have to do it yourself or bend over like quasimodo to have a shower? 🤔"

I'm going to leave it on the coldest temp now too.

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By *upanovaMan
8 weeks ago

Sheffield


"If men are expected to put the loo seat down after using it, then should shorter partners who lower the shower head by a foot or more before showering put it back up again so you don't have to do it yourself or bend over like quasimodo to have a shower? 🤔"

Why don't men sit down for a pee? It is much more civilised.

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By *punk n gushCouple
8 weeks ago

deal

Mr 😆🤣🌊💦💦🕳

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By *ympho6969Woman
8 weeks ago

glasgow

I simply choose not to live with a man. It makes things simple. My son is well trained with putting the toilet seat down

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By *lue collar bi guyMan
8 weeks ago

the shire


"Can you also all please stop leaving your hair everywhere please? I swear Batgirl's is trying to kill me from the feet up.

Even when we haven't seen each other for days, it still manages to find it's way in to my boxers and wrap itself round my bell end like it's trying to suffocate it

💯% this!!

And how does it find its way into your arse crack days later.......🤔😮😮"

That feeling you get when you innocently pull at it wondering what it is. 🤢🤮🤮🤣

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By *its_and_TiramisuCouple
8 weeks ago

North Somerset


"I simply choose not to live with a man. It makes things simple. My son is well trained with putting the toilet seat down"

We don't live together 🤣 but I'm there enough to need a shower and flood his floor and leave hair everywhere for him to find in his ass crack for the next few days 🤣....

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
8 weeks ago

North West


"If men are expected to put the loo seat down after using it, then should shorter partners who lower the shower head by a foot or more before showering put it back up again so you don't have to do it yourself or bend over like quasimodo to have a shower? 🤔"

No, because I'm disabled and I have to sit down to shower, so you must suffer, ye vertically gifted humans!! Please put the shower head down to seated height after you've showered

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By *ensuallover1000Man
8 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Gents: The trick to an easy life and never being scolded as regards the loo seat status….

Simply do as I do and always piss in the sink 👍🏻

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
8 weeks ago

North West


"Gents: The trick to an easy life and never being scolded as regards the loo seat status….

Simply do as I do and always piss in the sink 👍🏻"

Not in her bushes then?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
8 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Gents: The trick to an easy life and never being scolded as regards the loo seat status….

Simply do as I do and always piss in the sink 👍🏻

Not in her bushes then?"

I always save my number two’s for those 😜👍🏻

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
8 weeks ago

North West


"Gents: The trick to an easy life and never being scolded as regards the loo seat status….

Simply do as I do and always piss in the sink 👍🏻

Not in her bushes then?

I always save my number two’s for those 😜👍🏻"

Scat-ter!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
8 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Gents: The trick to an easy life and never being scolded as regards the loo seat status….

Simply do as I do and always piss in the sink 👍🏻

Not in her bushes then?

I always save my number two’s for those 😜👍🏻

Scat-ter! "

😂😂😜

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
8 weeks ago

North West


"Gents: The trick to an easy life and never being scolded as regards the loo seat status….

Simply do as I do and always piss in the sink 👍🏻

Not in her bushes then?

I always save my number two’s for those 😜👍🏻

Scat-ter!

😂😂😜"

Presumably you won't be drawn on how you treat the curtains when exiting from a tryst, Sir?

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
8 weeks ago

Hastings


"It's a trick. We actually want you to give up and sit to save the hassle of being nagged so there's less piss splashing everywhere 💜"

But with the seat down guys just piss between the pan and the seat so it ends up on the floor

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By *ripfillMan
8 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

Seat down lid down it’s all about the feng shui!!

Sit to piss !

Easy !

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By *enelope2UWoman
8 weeks ago

Doesn't matter cant block distances

I don't tend to hang around women....or men with pedantic requirements.. could care less how the seat is etc. I don't back this ass up without looking in the first place..... Beeeep beeeep lol

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By *ensuallover1000Man
8 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Gents: The trick to an easy life and never being scolded as regards the loo seat status….

Simply do as I do and always piss in the sink 👍🏻

Not in her bushes then?

I always save my number two’s for those 😜👍🏻

Scat-ter!

😂😂😜

Presumably you won't be drawn on how you treat the curtains when exiting from a tryst, Sir? "

😂 It’s always my custom to add a personal pearlescent signature to the curtains….and the throw on the sofa…..and cushions…..carpets…..walls….. 😜

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod

8 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Gents: The trick to an easy life and never being scolded as regards the loo seat status….

Simply do as I do and always piss in the sink 👍🏻

Not in her bushes then?

I always save my number two’s for those 😜👍🏻

Scat-ter!

😂😂😜

Presumably you won't be drawn on how you treat the curtains when exiting from a tryst, Sir?

😂 It’s always my custom to add a personal pearlescent signature to the curtains….and the throw on the sofa…..and cushions…..carpets…..walls….. 😜"

What if they have aluminium slatted blinds instead of curtains? 🤔

Ouch! 😮😮

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
8 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
8 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle


"If men are expected to put the loo seat down after using it, then should shorter partners who lower the shower head by a foot or more before showering put it back up again so you don't have to do it yourself or bend over like quasimodo to have a shower? 🤔"

The best thing to do in households such as this is to remove the shower altogether and tell the occupiers that they can have the shower back when they can use it without moaning.

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By *mf123Man
8 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

I prefer sitting im miles too lazy i wouldbt put it up to begin with

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod

8 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"If men are expected to put the loo seat down after using it, then should shorter partners who lower the shower head by a foot or more before showering put it back up again so you don't have to do it yourself or bend over like quasimodo to have a shower? 🤔

The best thing to do in households such as this is to remove the shower altogether and tell the occupiers that they can have the shower back when they can use it without moaning. "

What about the loo though? 🤔

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
8 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle


"If men are expected to put the loo seat down after using it, then should shorter partners who lower the shower head by a foot or more before showering put it back up again so you don't have to do it yourself or bend over like quasimodo to have a shower? 🤔

The best thing to do in households such as this is to remove the shower altogether and tell the occupiers that they can have the shower back when they can use it without moaning.

What about the loo though? 🤔"

Bit outdated to think that anyone would leave the loo seat up to be fair.

Modern advice is to always close the lid before flushing to save the air and your toothbrush from shit particles.

Everyone should arrive at the loo and find the seat down.

So ..... every one lifts shits n shuts.

Problem over.

Grannyfucious she say - Both short trees and tall trees may fall from the weight of their own entitlement if each fails to support the other.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
8 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Gents: The trick to an easy life and never being scolded as regards the loo seat status….

Simply do as I do and always piss in the sink 👍🏻

Not in her bushes then?

I always save my number two’s for those 😜👍🏻

Scat-ter!

😂😂😜

Presumably you won't be drawn on how you treat the curtains when exiting from a tryst, Sir?

😂 It’s always my custom to add a personal pearlescent signature to the curtains….and the throw on the sofa…..and cushions…..carpets…..walls….. 😜

What if they have aluminium slatted blinds instead of curtains? 🤔

Ouch! 😮😮"

😱😱😱 It could be a tad tricky 😵‍💫😵‍💫😜

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