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What’s your funniest facepalm moment that actually made you more attractive?

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By *l_JJ OP   Man
2 weeks ago

South Essex

We’ve all had those awkward blunders,tripping😵‍💫, saying the wrong thing🫣, or a text mishap🫠 that somehow worked in our favor🫡.

Maybe it led to a great conversation, a first date, or just made you seem more charming ?🧐.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
2 weeks ago

East Sussex

I can honestly say that all my facepalm moments have just made me look monumentally daft, resulting in anyone who might have considered me attractive immediately changing their mind. .

How about you op, any examples?

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By *a LunaWoman
2 weeks ago

South Wales

I was on a date with my (then) new boyfriend and tripped over a raised paving stone. I went down like a sack of spuds. I was mortified and his face was a picture. One minute he was talking to me, the next I was flat out on the floor.

We dated for years after that so it didn’t put him off

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By *eoBloomsMan
2 weeks ago

Springfield


"I was on a date with my (then) new boyfriend and tripped over a raised paving stone. I went down like a sack of spuds. I was mortified and his face was a picture. One minute he was talking to me, the next I was flat out on the floor.

We dated for years after that so it didn’t put him off "

You're obviously hot horizontally

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By *l_JJ OP   Man
2 weeks ago

South Essex


"I can honestly say that all my facepalm moments have just made me look monumentally daft, resulting in anyone who might have considered me attractive immediately changing their mind. .

How about you op, any examples?"

Years ago while on holiday in the Mediterranean, I met a lovely English-Italian woman at a bar. We hit it off, and after chatting for a while, she invited me back to her villa, which wasn’t far away.

Her place was Villa,large garden, private pool, the package. Since it was nighttime, I didn’t notice a lower section around the pool as we walked to her front door… and in true Chuckle Brothers fashion, I went straight in.

As I bobbed up and down, all I could think to say was, ‘Well, usually getting wet comes after foreplay.’ Luckily, she had a sense of humour instead of leaving me to my embarrassment, she jumped in to join me.

you can probably guess what happened next.😆

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By *icecouple561Couple
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2 weeks ago

East Sussex


"I can honestly say that all my facepalm moments have just made me look monumentally daft, resulting in anyone who might have considered me attractive immediately changing their mind. .

How about you op, any examples?

Years ago while on holiday in the Mediterranean, I met a lovely English-Italian woman at a bar. We hit it off, and after chatting for a while, she invited me back to her villa, which wasn’t far away.

Her place was Villa,large garden, private pool, the package. Since it was nighttime, I didn’t notice a lower section around the pool as we walked to her front door… and in true Chuckle Brothers fashion, I went straight in.

As I bobbed up and down, all I could think to say was, ‘Well, usually getting wet comes after foreplay.’ Luckily, she had a sense of humour instead of leaving me to my embarrassment, she jumped in to join me.

you can probably guess what happened next.😆"

excellent !

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By *parkle1974Woman
2 weeks ago

Leeds

Certainly didn't make me more attractive as I ended up with a massive bruise but I rolled of the bed onto the bedside drawer while blindfolded...one minute I was there...the next poof...I was gone. We both ended up in hysterics 🤣🤣

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By *bitofaslutWoman
2 weeks ago

Cannock

I have one bodysuit that's a lot more transparent than I thought.

Shopping trip with my friend (F), guy trying REALLY HARD not to stare on the bus, builders with their eyes on stalks, she's grabbing my arm and being all defensive lesbian. We sit down in a caff for lunch and I pop to the loo. Washing my hands, look up and TIIIITS!

I asked her why she hadn't told me and she's like "I was enjoying the view too"

Jesus, girl!

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By *atgirl and RobinCouple
2 weeks ago

Durham

Accidentally tasered myself once if that counts?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
2 weeks ago

Essex

I have these moments every damn day.

I have no idea if they’re endearing or irritating. You’d have to ask my victims 🤣🤣🤣

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By *tcouldbeamazingMan
2 weeks ago

portsmouth

Cupids Smut

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By *l_JJ OP   Man
2 weeks ago

South Essex


"I have one bodysuit that's a lot more transparent than I thought.

Shopping trip with my friend (F), guy trying REALLY HARD not to stare on the bus, builders with their eyes on stalks, she's grabbing my arm and being all defensive lesbian. We sit down in a caff for lunch and I pop to the loo. Washing my hands, look up and TIIIITS!

I asked her why she hadn't told me and she's like "I was enjoying the view too"

Jesus, girl!"

😆

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By *l_JJ OP   Man
2 weeks ago

South Essex


"Accidentally tasered myself once if that counts? "

Hang on........how then hell did that happen and what was going on in the previous 30 seconds before getting tasered? 😦.

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By *atgirl and RobinCouple
2 weeks ago

Durham


"Accidentally tasered myself once if that counts?

Hang on........how then hell did that happen and what was going on in the previous 30 seconds before getting tasered? 😦."

So on the older version of the Taser there's a cartridge in the front which has the wires and barbs in. When you pull the trigger they fly out and it generates 50,000 volts down the wires, and in to whoever you fired at.

If you miss you had to turn the taser off, replace the cartridge, turn it back on and fire again.

I fired. I missed. I put my hand on the front to change the cartridge and it was at this point I realised I hadn't turned it off. I realised this because it was sparking into my own hand

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By *l_JJ OP   Man
2 weeks ago

South Essex


"Accidentally tasered myself once if that counts?

Hang on........how then hell did that happen and what was going on in the previous 30 seconds before getting tasered? 😦.

So on the older version of the Taser there's a cartridge in the front which has the wires and barbs in. When you pull the trigger they fly out and it generates 50,000 volts down the wires, and in to whoever you fired at.

If you miss you had to turn the taser off, replace the cartridge, turn it back on and fire again.

I fired. I missed. I put my hand on the front to change the cartridge and it was at this point I realised I hadn't turned it off. I realised this because it was sparking into my own hand "

Well I guess that's one way to add volume to your hair 😆.

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