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Tilda Rice Mystery......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I had a packet of Tilda rice in my kitchen, .... and it's vanished! I cannot for the life of me remember eating eat, or taking it to work to eat it. I don't know what I've done with it. Doin' my tiny brain in. So annoying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No rice tilda next time

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By *estructionDollyWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Maybe you've got someone phrogging in your home and they ate it 😱

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No rice tilda next time "

This is no laughing matter.... but it was funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No rice tilda next time "

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🌟🌟🌟 PUN OF THE WEEK 🌟🌟🌟

🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone living in the attic and using the facilities when you are gone to work. I often think about this, esp with the housing crisis here in Ireland.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

Sorry.

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

2 years into the future you got d*unk and brought home a curry but in your d*unkeness you forgot the rice so you quickly googled Wallis and gromets 'how to make a time machine' and randomly you had all the components to make a time machine (yet no rice in this well stocked house) . So you built the time machine and programmed it for a time you remember having rice in your cupboard which happened to be yesterday, you crept in , took the rice giggling about how this is going to freak your youngerself out.

Mystery solved

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"No rice tilda next time "

Thread closed 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve ruined this thread have I?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Maybe you have mice?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"2 years into the future you got d*unk and brought home a curry but in your d*unkeness you forgot the rice so you quickly googled Wallis and gromets 'how to make a time machine' and randomly you had all the components to make a time machine (yet no rice in this well stocked house) . So you built the time machine and programmed it for a time you remember having rice in your cupboard which happened to be yesterday, you crept in , took the rice giggling about how this is going to freak your youngerself out.

Mystery solved "

I think the Inquisitor took it before accepting my pathetic excuse for existence.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe you've got someone phrogging in your home and they ate it 😱"

If there is, I don't know where they're hiding, it's a flat!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe you have mice? "

Killer rice eating mice.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is someone in your flat eating your food. Find him.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve ruined this thread have I? "

Not yet, but keep going. I'm sure you'll succeed Miss blow up threads doll!!

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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Have you checked down the back of the sofa? 🤔

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

It's in the bottom of the freezer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s in the other cupboard

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

Microwave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve ruined this thread have I? "

It's a borrio after such a good pun.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you checked down the back of the sofa? 🤔"

You haven't seen the size of the spider that's made a comfy home for itself back there. No chance!

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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Have you checked down the back of the sofa? 🤔

You haven't seen the size of the spider that's made a comfy home for itself back there. No chance! "

Ah. The spider obvs likes rice. 🤷‍♂️

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Microwave "

Checked. Not in there either. Although it has reminded me to clean it some time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you checked down the back of the sofa? 🤔

You haven't seen the size of the spider that's made a comfy home for itself back there. No chance!

Ah. The spider obvs likes rice. 🤷‍♂️"

Ah, well. I've got more anyway, so it can have it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s in the other cupboard"

I thought the other cupboards were purely decorative. Hang on I'll have a look. ... Nope no rice there. I have found one of the lost scrolls and a sketch of a steam engine signatured Di Vinci.

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By *ackandviolet96Couple
over a year ago

Coxhoe

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

You don't seem to realise yet that you are actually in someone else's house and your rice is perfectly safe at home.

Stop looking in their cupboards.

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri


"You don't seem to realise yet that you are actually in someone else's house and your rice is perfectly safe at home.

Stop looking in their cupboards."

Well if I had a massive spider behind the sofa like he does I'd leave the flat to the spider and squat in the neighbours too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You don't seem to realise yet that you are actually in someone else's house and your rice is perfectly safe at home.

Stop looking in their cupboards."

Our front doors look so alike. Yes my mistake, ooops.

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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"You don't seem to realise yet that you are actually in someone else's house and your rice is perfectly safe at home.

Stop looking in their cupboards.

Well if I had a massive spider behind the sofa like he does I'd leave the flat to the spider and squat in the neighbours too"

Could always just skip the rice and eat the spider. 🤔

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You don't seem to realise yet that you are actually in someone else's house and your rice is perfectly safe at home.

Stop looking in their cupboards.

Well if I had a massive spider behind the sofa like he does I'd leave the flat to the spider and squat in the neighbours too"

I think it's been borrowing my toothbrush as well. Really big fangs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You don't seem to realise yet that you are actually in someone else's house and your rice is perfectly safe at home.

Stop looking in their cupboards.

Well if I had a massive spider behind the sofa like he does I'd leave the flat to the spider and squat in the neighbours too

Could always just skip the rice and eat the spider. 🤔"

...But I've got nothing to have it with now?!

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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"You don't seem to realise yet that you are actually in someone else's house and your rice is perfectly safe at home.

Stop looking in their cupboards.

Well if I had a massive spider behind the sofa like he does I'd leave the flat to the spider and squat in the neighbours too

Could always just skip the rice and eat the spider. 🤔

...But I've got nothing to have it with now?! "

Surely there's some crisps and a couple of fluff covered haribos down the sofa too?

Or is that just my sofa......🤔😮😳😳

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You don't seem to realise yet that you are actually in someone else's house and your rice is perfectly safe at home.

Stop looking in their cupboards.

Well if I had a massive spider behind the sofa like he does I'd leave the flat to the spider and squat in the neighbours too

Could always just skip the rice and eat the spider. 🤔

...But I've got nothing to have it with now?!

Surely there's some crisps and a couple of fluff covered haribos down the sofa too?

Or is that just my sofa......🤔😮😳😳"

Spider with a dusting of smoked paprika, pinch of salt and served on bed of stale wotsits.... Mmmmm Better than a doner kebab I guess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I distilled it into sake !! …

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands


"I had a packet of Tilda rice in my kitchen, .... and it's vanished! I cannot for the life of me remember eating eat, or taking it to work to eat it. I don't know what I've done with it. Doin' my tiny brain in. So annoying. "

How you looked under your pilau?

Or maybe Jasmine ate it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had a packet of Tilda rice in my kitchen, .... and it's vanished! I cannot for the life of me remember eating eat, or taking it to work to eat it. I don't know what I've done with it. Doin' my tiny brain in. So annoying.

How you looked under your pilau?

Or maybe Jasmine ate it?"

Get yer coat, you've pilaud!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Alien abduction.

Not content with taking innocent members of the public for their anal probing antics, the extraterrestrial buggers are now stealing our rice! 😡

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Alien abduction.

Not content with taking innocent members of the public for their anal probing antics, the extraterrestrial buggers are now stealing our rice! 😡"

Extra Terrestrial Bastards!!

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