FabSwingers.com forum: What is the most petty thing you've done?

By *exxyyDy11 OP Man
11 weeks ago

North West

Mine was when I was at Normandy years ago for the commemoration of the D-Day Landings. Some silly lad behind was being a nuisance, very disruptive and annoying. He started rolling around on the grass. He eventually came very close to me, so I moved back slightly and he tripped and made a fool of himself.

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By *pudup15Man
11 weeks ago

Bedford

Phone up to get 1 month road tax refund as they sort changed me when my car was written off.

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
11 weeks ago

Honeysuckle lane

Join here & now I feel like a s l a v e to it

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By *inkShyWoman
11 weeks ago

near Windsor

"Mine was when I was at Normandy years ago for the commemoration of the D-Day Landings. Some silly lad behind was being a nuisance, very disruptive and annoying. He started rolling around on the grass. He eventually came very close to me, so I moved back slightly and he tripped and made a fool of himself. "

I think that's justified 👏

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
11 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

To be fair I'd have done something similar lol

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By *inkShyWoman
11 weeks ago

near Windsor

Someone parked in the disabled bay outside my house that I use for my mum, they didn't have a disabled badge. I need space to use her car hoist and move her safely. I parked in front of the car, called the Parking Enforcement and we sat and had a cup of tea in the car ignoring him until they arrived.

I knew I wouldn't get a fine as I'd been blocked in before, and they couldn't/wouldn't do anything 😊

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By *alcon2Man
11 weeks ago

North

Not me but..

a friend of mine called the police on group of people playing the bagpipes.

..Bagpipes may lack the grace of a violin, or the finesse of a saxophone (or the sound of a musical instrument).

i think they were causing a racket outside where he lived.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
11 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Someone parked outside our house for about a week, parking is particularly difficult where we live so rather annoyed.

But I taught them a lesson they'd never forget...

I lifted their windscreen wipers front and back so they where all vertical.

Mhwahah

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By *all_Dark_DirtyMan
11 weeks ago

all over

Guy I used to work with would write the phone numbers of people who’d pissed him off on the back of public toilets, usually adding things like ‘call for cock’

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
11 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

Stayed at a campsite many years ago, a group of youths were reving their engines so they could hear the dump valves blowing off and generally making a hell of a racket well into the early hours.

We had to leave the site early morning to get to where we had to be so we’re packed up and leaving at about 06:30. Before we left myself and another emptied the contents of a can of brake fluid over the roofs and bonnets of several of the aforementioned youths pride and joys.

For those who don’t know, brake fluid is a very good paint stripper.

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By *illan-KillashMan
11 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

Put an entire 32 tab spreadsheet report together for my director who didn't know how to do it.

Took all the glory and plaudits and didn't have the good grace to say thank you.

I quit about a month later, last day before I walked out the door, hid the front end tab, the one where all the input data was entered for the other 31 tabs, password protected it and fucked off.

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By *parkle1974Woman
11 weeks ago

Leeds

Gathered up a load of screenshots...printed them off and distributed them.....it was justified and the arsehole got what he deserved, showed everyone what he was really like x

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By *itygamesMan
11 weeks ago

Made somebody move out the window seat on a flight as it was my seat..

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By *inkShyWoman
11 weeks ago

near Windsor

I have an ongoing pettiness where I keep putting giant googley eyes on a neighbour's pride and joy (car) because he's horribly pervy and always staring. My other neighbour has a pack of tiny eyes that she puts on as well.

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
11 weeks ago

Honeysuckle lane

The other most petty thing I’ve done is get a traffic cone & place it outside the front of my house on the road to stop people parking outside my house & reserve the space for my son instead

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Ate the kinder bueno that I'd bought for someone after they were a bit mean. They didn't know I'd bought it for them, so they didn’t miss it. It was very delicious.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
11 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

"The other most petty thing I’ve done is get a traffic cone & place it outside the front of my house on the road to stop people parking outside my house & reserve the space for my son instead

That’s not petty, that’s practical

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By *aybeLadyWoman
11 weeks ago

West Dublin

Ripping up an art piece my twin sis had done in school cause she wouldnt tell me something. She knew how to push my buttons back then & boy I showed her 😏

She still mentions it. I kind of do regret it, I rememeber the drawing so clearly still.

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By *atgirl and RobinCouple
11 weeks ago

Durham

Walked the entire length of the house just to burp on the cat, cos he'd woke me up early that morning. I was 35.

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
11 weeks ago

Honeysuckle lane

"The other most petty thing I’ve done is get a traffic cone & place it outside the front of my house on the road to stop people parking outside my house & reserve the space for my son instead

That’s not petty, that’s practical

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
11 weeks ago

North West mainly. Sometimes London/SouthWest

In a car park I had pulled out of my space and was moving to the turning point for the exit. A guy tried to cut up my aisle (against the one way) and in doing so blocked the exit so I couldn’t move. He couldn’t proceed ahead unless I reversed back. I turned off my engine and sat there, he did the same. After some exchanged words and eventual acceptance that I was not backing down, he reversed and went on his merry way

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Almost every day I come home from work early when the fat lazy cunt crew who arrive at 2.15 pm and sit in their cars till school comes out at half 3 since arriving later and having to walk extra distance must be a fate worse than death are parked outside my house I park as close as possible while leaving enough space for other residents to get by should need too meaning they have to do a 50 point turn to get out, if they ask me to move I politely tell them to get fucked

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By *aybeLadyWoman
11 weeks ago

West Dublin

"In a car park I had pulled out of my space and was moving to the turning point for the exit. A guy tried to cut up my aisle (against the one way) and in doing so blocked the exit so I couldn’t move. He couldn’t proceed ahead unless I reversed back. I turned off my engine and sat there, he did the same. After some exchanged words and eventual acceptance that I was not backing down, he reversed and went on his merry way "

Good for you standing your ground seeing as you were in the right.

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By *illan-KillashMan
11 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

In Tesco at the checkout, got my shopping on the conveyor belt.

Person behind me starts to put their shopping down and I place the divider between our shopping.

They didn't say thank you, so I picked it up and put it back on the shelf.

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By *aybeLadyWoman
11 weeks ago

West Dublin

"In Tesco at the checkout, got my shopping on the conveyor belt.

Person behind me starts to put their shopping down and I place the divider between our shopping.

They didn't say thank you, so I picked it up and put it back on the shelf."

Lol love it 😅😅

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By *anielpiercedMan
11 weeks ago

Put liquid laxative in my bottle of milk in the work fridge as some kind person kept stealing it almost daily despite having my name on it. Petty yes but I'd of gladly shared had they asked for some.

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By *inkShyWoman
11 weeks ago

near Windsor

Office food thief; we got some chicken wings (the suspect was a known chicken muncher), and gave them a baptism in Carolina Reaper hot sauce. Gave them a good shake up, left them. An hour later we could hear them coughing their guts up. Ha.

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By *AJMLKTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Burley

When I lived in student digs I got fed up with another student who kept using my toilet roll and never bought any himself. I sprinkled some hot chilli powder between the ply sheets.

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
11 weeks ago

Ryde

As a movie fan and passionate anti-censorship campaigner, during the 90s when the UK was the most censorous country in the Western world, a visit to Soho saw me stopping off at the BBFC offices and pissing through their letterbox.

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