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By (user no longer on site) OP
14 weeks ago

He needs to decide whether or not to add that last bit of sparkle and allure to his profile. Should I add the dick over toilet pic?

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By *naswingdressWoman
14 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

Yes. But save it up until right before you need to clean the bowl

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By *ensuallover1000Man
14 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Oh yes indeed! 😂😂

Release the Kraken say I 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Make it different though. Maybe a urinal?

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By *olte121Man
14 weeks ago

just up the road and first left

Do it and let us know if it works. I’ll take a pic to be ready just incase

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By (user no longer on site) OP
14 weeks ago

"Yes. But save it up until right before you need to clean the bowl"

Thank you for your advice on this issue. I'll be sure to do so.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
14 weeks ago

"Do it and let us know if it works. I’ll take a pic to be ready just incase "

Already got 15 messages.... with boobs pics attached.

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By *aveyougotmymarblesMan
14 weeks ago

3rd rock from the sun

Never!!!

Don't follow the trend

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

And make sure to keep your pants half up half down. If I could catch a glimpse of white socks too somehow….

Swoooooon

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By *olte121Man
14 weeks ago

just up the road and first left

"Do it and let us know if it works. I’ll take a pic to be ready just incase

Already got 15 messages.... with boobs pics attached.

Top fella. Putting mine up now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
14 weeks ago

"Make it different though. Maybe a urinal?"

Add a bit of public risk being caught factor. Mmmmm Heck the ladies might like it.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
14 weeks ago

North West

"And make sure to keep your pants half up half down. If I could catch a glimpse of white socks too somehow….

Swoooooon"

Off-white socks! None of this shiny bleach white nonsense

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By (user no longer on site) OP
14 weeks ago

"And make sure to keep your pants half up half down. If I could catch a glimpse of white socks too somehow….

Swoooooon

Off-white socks! None of this shiny bleach white nonsense

Dirty muddy football socks?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
14 weeks ago

North West

"And make sure to keep your pants half up half down. If I could catch a glimpse of white socks too somehow….

Swoooooon

Off-white socks! None of this shiny bleach white nonsense

Dirty muddy football socks?

Nah, those Pringle ones you get in Sports Direct, but only after you've wandered around the garden or yard in them a few times.

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By *he_turtle_movesMan
14 weeks ago

york

Bonus points for proof you've missed the bowl on your last trip

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By (user no longer on site) OP
14 weeks ago

"And make sure to keep your pants half up half down. If I could catch a glimpse of white socks too somehow….

Swoooooon

Off-white socks! None of this shiny bleach white nonsense

Dirty muddy football socks?

Nah, those Pringle ones you get in Sports Direct, but only after you've wandered around the garden or yard in them a few times. "

....Kinky

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By (user no longer on site) OP
14 weeks ago

"Bonus points for proof you've missed the bowl on your last trip"

Somebody did once in my last job. I think they hit everything but the bowl. A cleaning job I'll never forget!

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

"Bonus points for proof you've missed the bowl on your last trip

Somebody did once in my last job. I think they hit everything but the bowl. A cleaning job I'll never forget!

I’d have found that person and had them on their hands and knees doing it themselves!!!

But that’s just me

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By *elvet RopeMan
14 weeks ago

by the big field

"He needs to decide whether or not to add that last bit of sparkle and allure to his profile. Should I add the dick over toilet pic?

Only if you're totally naked apart from Crocs....and socks!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
14 weeks ago

"He needs to decide whether or not to add that last bit of sparkle and allure to his profile. Should I add the dick over toilet pic?

Only if you're totally naked apart from Crocs....and socks!

Do you wear crocs? Just asking.... (finger on block button)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
14 weeks ago

"Bonus points for proof you've missed the bowl on your last trip

Somebody did once in my last job. I think they hit everything but the bowl. A cleaning job I'll never forget!

I’d have found that person and had them on their hands and knees doing it themselves!!!

But that’s just me

With a very big mop in their mouth!

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By *elloWoman
14 weeks ago

alpha centauri

Sitting or standing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
14 weeks ago

"Sitting or standing?"

Squatting?

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By *electableicecreamMan
14 weeks ago

The West

The real question is what are you going to wear around your ankles.

You could go to all that effort and be wearing a pair of nice clean classy boxers that will reveal you as a man of taste and just ruin everything.

You might want to consider white y-fronts. Wear them in for a few days so they are nice and ripe.

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By *ordic celtMan
14 weeks ago

around

Regardless of underwear choice, get those ginger wheelspins on show

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By *bi HaiveMan
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14 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Personally I'd have nipped to Blenheim Palace and taken the shot whilst sat on that 18k gold Maurizio Cattelan loo.

Except those bastards nicked it, broke it up and it's never been seen again.

That would have been the ultimate 'cock over the bog' photo. 🤷‍♂️

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By *jonesMan
14 weeks ago

south west

Is there a jobbie in the pan

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By (user no longer on site) OP
14 weeks ago

"The real question is what are you going to wear around your ankles.

You could go to all that effort and be wearing a pair of nice clean classy boxers that will reveal you as a man of taste and just ruin everything.

You might want to consider white y-fronts. Wear them in for a few days so they are nice and ripe."

Taking all advice on board... Gonna post the best one ever!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
14 weeks ago

"Regardless of underwear choice, get those ginger wheelspins on show"

... All will be relieved.

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