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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

He needs to decide whether or not to add that last bit of sparkle and allure to his profile. Should I add the dick over toilet pic?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Yes. But save it up until right before you need to clean the bowl

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Oh yes indeed! 😂😂

Release the Kraken say I 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make it different though. Maybe a urinal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do it and let us know if it works. I’ll take a pic to be ready just incase

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes. But save it up until right before you need to clean the bowl"

Thank you for your advice on this issue. I'll be sure to do so.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do it and let us know if it works. I’ll take a pic to be ready just incase "

Already got 15 messages.... with boobs pics attached.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never!!!

Don't follow the trend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And make sure to keep your pants half up half down. If I could catch a glimpse of white socks too somehow….

Swoooooon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do it and let us know if it works. I’ll take a pic to be ready just incase

Already got 15 messages.... with boobs pics attached. "

Top fella. Putting mine up now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Make it different though. Maybe a urinal?"

Add a bit of public risk being caught factor. Mmmmm Heck the ladies might like it.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"And make sure to keep your pants half up half down. If I could catch a glimpse of white socks too somehow….

Swoooooon"

Off-white socks! None of this shiny bleach white nonsense

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And make sure to keep your pants half up half down. If I could catch a glimpse of white socks too somehow….

Swoooooon

Off-white socks! None of this shiny bleach white nonsense "

Dirty muddy football socks?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"And make sure to keep your pants half up half down. If I could catch a glimpse of white socks too somehow….

Swoooooon

Off-white socks! None of this shiny bleach white nonsense

Dirty muddy football socks? "

Nah, those Pringle ones you get in Sports Direct, but only after you've wandered around the garden or yard in them a few times.

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By *he_turtle_movesMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Bonus points for proof you've missed the bowl on your last trip

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And make sure to keep your pants half up half down. If I could catch a glimpse of white socks too somehow….

Swoooooon

Off-white socks! None of this shiny bleach white nonsense

Dirty muddy football socks?

Nah, those Pringle ones you get in Sports Direct, but only after you've wandered around the garden or yard in them a few times. "

....Kinky

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bonus points for proof you've missed the bowl on your last trip"

Somebody did once in my last job. I think they hit everything but the bowl. A cleaning job I'll never forget!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bonus points for proof you've missed the bowl on your last trip

Somebody did once in my last job. I think they hit everything but the bowl. A cleaning job I'll never forget! "

I’d have found that person and had them on their hands and knees doing it themselves!!!

But that’s just me

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"He needs to decide whether or not to add that last bit of sparkle and allure to his profile. Should I add the dick over toilet pic? "

Only if you're totally naked apart from Crocs....and socks!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"He needs to decide whether or not to add that last bit of sparkle and allure to his profile. Should I add the dick over toilet pic?

Only if you're totally naked apart from Crocs....and socks! "

Do you wear crocs? Just asking.... (finger on block button)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bonus points for proof you've missed the bowl on your last trip

Somebody did once in my last job. I think they hit everything but the bowl. A cleaning job I'll never forget!

I’d have found that person and had them on their hands and knees doing it themselves!!!

But that’s just me "

With a very big mop in their mouth!

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

Sitting or standing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sitting or standing?"

Squatting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The real question is what are you going to wear around your ankles.

You could go to all that effort and be wearing a pair of nice clean classy boxers that will reveal you as a man of taste and just ruin everything.

You might want to consider white y-fronts. Wear them in for a few days so they are nice and ripe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Regardless of underwear choice, get those ginger wheelspins on show

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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Personally I'd have nipped to Blenheim Palace and taken the shot whilst sat on that 18k gold Maurizio Cattelan loo.

Except those bastards nicked it, broke it up and it's never been seen again.

That would have been the ultimate 'cock over the bog' photo. 🤷‍♂️

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

south west

Is there a jobbie in the pan

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The real question is what are you going to wear around your ankles.

You could go to all that effort and be wearing a pair of nice clean classy boxers that will reveal you as a man of taste and just ruin everything.

You might want to consider white y-fronts. Wear them in for a few days so they are nice and ripe."

Taking all advice on board... Gonna post the best one ever!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Regardless of underwear choice, get those ginger wheelspins on show"

... All will be relieved.

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