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Questions Regarding The Highway Code During The Zombie Apocalypse

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Ey up good folks 👍🏻

I’m sure that you will all wholeheartedly agree that just because the zombie apocalypse may have begun, we should all still adhere to good driving etiquette.

With this in mind therefore….

Question 1: Whilst out driving, you notice a large group of zombies in the road ahead.

Do you:

A) Bring your vehicle safely to a stop and put on your hazard lights so as to alert other road users to the obstruction ahead?

B) Indicate and pull over safely before waiting for the army to arrive and kill the buggers?

C) Slow up and gently beep your horn at the undead so as to alert them to the fact that even during such cataclysmic times, they should still respect road users?

D) Something else? (Please elucidate)

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

As a person doing big miles I can confirm that a %?of the zombies are actually drivers as well now with no regard for the highways code themselves so f&ck them it’s survival of the fittest

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden


"As a person doing big miles I can confirm that a %?of the zombies are actually drivers as well now with no regard for the highways code themselves so f&ck them it’s survival of the fittest"

That might explain the cyclists that can't stop at red lights! (Waits for the backlash)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Activate the flame throwers hidden behind the headlights and floor it

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

D) See it, say it, sorted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a person doing big miles I can confirm that a %?of the zombies are actually drivers as well now with no regard for the highways code themselves so f&ck them it’s survival of the fittest

That might explain the cyclists that can't stop at red lights! (Waits for the backlash)"

You aren’t wrong!! The Highway Code states ‘Road users’ so all cyclists, cars, scooters, horses, etc are required to stop at a red light.

The few spoil it for the rest of us.

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By *inxy777Woman
over a year ago

essex

Turn around!!

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

D) slow down, reprogram sat nav to the Winchester and wait for it all to blow over.

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

Let me guess, they're all in middle lane.

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgowish

D/ Peddle to the metal yeeee haaaaaa ! 🤘

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Are they at a junction? I need to know if they are at a junction ? It's imperative that you say whether they are at a junction or not and whether they are waiting to cross. Without knowing if it's a junction or not I can't answer.

Just because they are the undead doesn't mean I can treat them as if they aren't -

If no one is looking i'd try to mow them down like skittles in the ABC

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

Having played a zombie in a movie, I resent this zombiephobic thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are these zombies...

A) George A Romero slow lumberers

B) Danny Boyle fast uns

...the speed of fellow road users is essential data and needs to be factored in .

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners


"As a person doing big miles I can confirm that a %?of the zombies are actually drivers as well now with no regard for the highways code themselves so f&ck them it’s survival of the fittest

That might explain the cyclists that can't stop at red lights! (Waits for the backlash)"

I’m not sure it’s all cyclists, just as it’s not all motorised vehicle drivers and riders don’t exceed the speed limit, park on double yellow lines, don’t stop at red lights, etc…

But to answer the question… B

But only if it’s safe to do so and parking is not prohibited.

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By *upanovaMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Depends on the type of zombie, are they flesh eaters that a highly sensitive to noise, like in Walking Dead or are they just undead waste of spaces?

I'll probably get my gun out and shoot the buggers or wait for a truck to flatten them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

D). Wave at the BMW owners club I seem to have inadvertently stumbled across, do a U turn and return to the land of indicators.

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By *exyScientistsCouple
over a year ago

Castlebar


"Ey up good folks 👍🏻

I’m sure that you will all wholeheartedly agree that just because the zombie apocalypse may have begun, we should all still adhere to good driving etiquette.

With this in mind therefore….

Question 1: Whilst out driving, you notice a large group of zombies in the road ahead.

Do you:

A) Bring your vehicle safely to a stop and put on your hazard lights so as to alert other road users to the obstruction ahead?

B) Indicate and pull over safely before waiting for the army to arrive and kill the buggers?

C) Slow up and gently beep your horn at the undead so as to alert them to the fact that even during such cataclysmic times, they should still respect road users?

D) Something else? (Please elucidate)

"

Do you know something we don't? Insider information? Are you gathering data for the government in the event of said apocalypse 🤔

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I would do a speedy three point turn and hightail it out of there.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

You have raised some legitimate and indeed, highly intriguing questions good folks 😂👍🏻

Let me see….

Said zombies are indeed presently lumbering across a junction with clearly no respect for law abiding road users.

They are of the Romero’esque variety of shufflers - not even having the diligent courtesy to cross the road in an orderly manner.

They also appear to have retained some semblance of auditory sense, despite their levels of decomposition and are alert to loud noises.

Finally: No, no, no - yes; I may indeed have some insider information as regards this scenario becoming a reality and may furthermore be presently holed up safely with government leaders in a specially constructed bunker…. 😜

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Get me cricket bat out, bloody pedestrians zombie apocalypse or not they deserve it.

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By *ichaelsmyMan
over a year ago

douglas

You should watch the cyclist videos on youtube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are they taxi drivers? Cause they drive like the undead! Lol

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By *layfull pairingCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Sounds just like any city centre on a Tuesday lunchtime near a Wetherspoons....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Foot down and plough through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounding one’s horn may cause said zombies to become distressed causing a stampede, which is neither good for their safety nor yours and in fact other road users. May i suggest pulling over with hazards on and wait for military intervention.

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By *antam AvershiresMan
over a year ago

Visiting


"D) slow down, reprogram sat nav to the Winchester and wait for it all to blow over."

Internet win for today

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I am somewhat confused as regards the 2022 H2 Highway Code amendment….

To quote: ‘At a junction you should give way to pedestrians crossing or waiting to cross a road into which or from which you are turning.’

Does this in fact still apply if one turns in to find a zombie sitting in the road chomping down on some poor unfortunates entrails? 🤔

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Accelerate

Attack

Afflict damage

Drive on

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde


"D) slow down, reprogram sat nav to the Winchester and wait for it all to blow over."

I played one of the zombies in Shaun, can attest that it's a plan which would be semi-successful!

The experience taught me to be weary of women wielding golf-clubs, though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"D) slow down, reprogram sat nav to the Winchester and wait for it all to blow over.

I played one of the zombies in Shaun, can attest that it's a plan which would be semi-successful!

The experience taught me to be weary of women wielding golf-clubs, though! "

Are you the reason that Shaun’s mum and Phil had to get their vaccinations?!?

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde


"Are you the reason that Shaun’s mum and Phil had to get their vaccinations?!? "

When doing Hot Fuzz, I mentioned to Edgar that I'd had my jab!

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