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By *layfullsam OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Solihull

So your family want to buy a wooden bench to remember you by when the time comes.

But the big questions are

A, where’s your bench being located

And

B, what’s going on the plaque

Looking for serious to the ridiculous

I liked

In loving memory of Huw Davies who used to sit here and shout f*ck off ! At the seagulls

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By *sWyldWoman
22 weeks ago

Edinburgh

By the sea. No plaque required

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By *he Silver FuxMan
22 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

“Wet Paint”

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Solihull


"By the sea. No plaque required "

Very nice

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
22 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

My bench would go on the canal bank near where I live and it would be inscribed with 'She only had roller blinds but she always opened her curtains to let in the Sunshine.'

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Solihull


"“Wet Paint”"

Lmao good one

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

Outside a swingers club with "For no knickers on women only"

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By *allySlinkyWoman
22 weeks ago

Leeds

My bench will be the top of the steep flight of steps up Otley Chevin West Yorkshire. The plaque will say "she saw the whole of the moon".

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

Looking out on Lake Como

"Enjoy Yourself, it's later than you think"

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
22 weeks ago

East Sussex

Under a tree in woodland. The plaque would say

'she was alright but my goodness she didn't half bang on about coffee'

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Solihull


"My bench will be the top of the steep flight of steps up Otley Chevin West Yorkshire. The plaque will say "she saw the whole of the moon"."

Classy and poetic, I like it

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By *TRAY-CATMan
22 weeks ago

DD

At the 18 Green on the golf course.

" In loving memory of

....S^£#!÷ H£/&*".

...couldn't hit it here in 2.

...So will leave him here to have a view.

...

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By *eyond PurityCouple
22 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"My bench will be the top of the steep flight of steps up Otley Chevin West Yorkshire. The plaque will say "she saw the whole of the moon"."

That was part of my daily runs when I was training for the Chevin Chase one Boxing Day! Those stairs are killers…I mean I’m pleased you aren’t dead to get the bench yet but I needed one there a few years ago

K

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By *allySlinkyWoman
22 weeks ago

Leeds


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That was part of my daily runs when I was training for the Chevin Chase one Boxing Day! Those stairs are killers…I mean I’m pleased you aren’t dead to get the bench yet but I needed one there a few years ago

K"

Amazing you know those stairs! My husband used to make me climb up them most Sundays. I so wanted a bench to collapse on at the top !

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By *burns7Man
22 weeks ago

walsall

Cannock Chase.

It says so I can be sat on one last time

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