FabSwingers.com forum: Spiteful dogs (the animals)

By *edSiren OP Woman
22 weeks ago

magic mountain

Anyone else have a pet who has definitely got a spiteful streak in their evil selves?

I let my dog out into the back garden for a wee. Decided to hide from her. Soooo off I run upstairs giggling like a maniac on crack, and hide behind my en-suite door. I hear her nails clacking away downstairs as she comes back in. There’s a pause before she comes upstairs to find where mummy went. I jump out with a ‘boo!’. She jumps, gives me a stinking side eye, trots over to my wardrobe, and squats for a shit right there on my rug while looking me dead in the face.

In retrospect I should’ve accepted my fate and gathered the cleaning products. But noooo. Not me. I promptly pick her up mid poop and try to carry her to my bathroom before it drops. Ended up with a trail to my bathroom, finishing with a splat I accidentally put her down on. So now I’ve poop on my bedroom and bathroom floor, and on my dog 🤦🏻‍♀️ meanwhile she’s sat calmly wagging her tail at me watching me clean everything with what I can only describe as a smug half grin.

By *ad NannaWoman
22 weeks ago

East London

My dogs steal my food when I blink.

Utter c*#@s!!

By *edSiren OP Woman
22 weeks ago

magic mountain

"My dogs steal my food when I blink.

Utter c*#@s!!"

She steals mine too… okay I give her some at the end. I can’t help it. Im her bitch and we both know it 😭😭

By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
22 weeks ago

East Sussex

Our vets receptionist has a cat that poos in her husband's work boots if they upset it.

By *edSiren OP Woman
22 weeks ago

magic mountain

"Our vets receptionist has a cat that poos in her husband's work boots if they upset it. "

😂 I’m torn between feeling sorry for his boots and being impressed with their cats accuracy! But I do 100% believe pets know what they’re doing when it comes to revenge poops