FabSwingers.com forum: What’s Your ‘Flirting Style’ in One Sentence?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Example such as "50% sarcasm, 30% awkwardness, 20% hoping they get the hint".

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I don't get it, so I don't do it.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

100% Charm offensive 👍🏻

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5% hankie 95% chloroform

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Subtle as a sledgehammer.

Mrs TMN x

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By *lowercandyWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire

Rubbish

I can't do it

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

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over a year ago

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

Hard to get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Authentic I’d say x

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Market Deeping

Northern.

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By *carlettsWoman
over a year ago

Harpenden

How youuuu doing;)

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By *ony MannMan
over a year ago

South Newton

Failed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely terrible

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Market Deeping

"How youuuu doing;)"

Ooft, you had me at 'how'

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

40% trying to be funny, 40% confusing them, 30% impressing them with my maths skills 😎

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By *il miss bootsWoman
over a year ago

Kent

100% terrible...

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By *carlettsWoman
over a year ago

Harpenden

"How youuuu doing;)

Ooft, you had me at 'how'

why thank you kind sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

80% daft as a brush 20% you'll get used to it.

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

One word. Awkward.

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"How youuuu doing;)"

I wonder if that actually works as opposed to getting a "yeah, not bad thanks. Yourself?

" 😂

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By *carlettsWoman
over a year ago

Harpenden

"40% trying to be funny, 40% confusing them, 30% impressing them with my maths skills 😎"

Only 40% confused lol my maths is shocking I don't see the problem with yours?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Market Deeping

"How youuuu doing;)

Ooft, you had me at 'how'

why thank you kind sir"

Well mlady, I'd like to get to know you better, much better xx

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By *carlettsWoman
over a year ago

Harpenden

"How youuuu doing;)

I wonder if that actually works as opposed to getting a "yeah, not bad thanks. Yourself?

" 😂"

Personally I would just think what a polite individual I'm a bit Shania don't impress me much

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By *trong Stocky Butt SweetMan
over a year ago

SNottingham

Don't really have one....

More of a mental hand grenade type of guy with a little lilt of humour & a quick doff of mental top hat! See if I can shake a room in her head. I do it for my own amusement.

If she's a quirky bird then she gets it! I've been told I have no filter... "You may think that, I couldn't possibly comment."

Oh, & before I'm lambasted "there's nowt wrong with quirky flirty birds" as they are extremely interesting to me! You don't have to do much talking either. nice balance.

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By *ildoshagginsWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"40% trying to be funny, 40% confusing them, 30% impressing them with my maths skills 😎"

1 love a maths joke!

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"40% trying to be funny, 40% confusing them, 30% impressing them with my maths skills 😎

Only 40% confused lol my maths is shocking I don't see the problem with yours?"

I'm being generous with myself

oh, and nothing wrong with your maths at all. It's spot on

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By *carlettsWoman
over a year ago

Harpenden

"Don't really have one....

More of a mental hand grenade type of guy with a little lilt of humour & a quick doff of mental top hat! See if I can shake a room in her head. I do it for my own amusement.

If she's a quirky bird then she gets it! I've been told I have no filter... "You may think that, I couldn't possibly comment."

Oh, & before I'm lambasted "there's nowt wrong with quirky flirty birds" as they are extremely interesting to me! You don't have to do much talking either. nice balance.

Hmm the silent deadly type springs to mind?

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By *carlettsWoman
over a year ago

Harpenden

"40% trying to be funny, 40% confusing them, 30% impressing them with my maths skills 😎

Only 40% confused lol my maths is shocking I don't see the problem with yours?

I'm being generous with myself

oh, and nothing wrong with your maths at all. It's spot on

Wahoo gold star for Carla!!

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"How youuuu doing;)

I wonder if that actually works as opposed to getting a "yeah, not bad thanks. Yourself?

" 😂

Personally I would just think what a polite individual I'm a bit Shania don't impress me much

Noting it down right now! So... What does impress you?

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By *carlettsWoman
over a year ago

Harpenden

"40% trying to be funny, 40% confusing them, 30% impressing them with my maths skills 😎

1 love a maths joke!"

Do you know what mathematicians do after it snows? They make snow angles!

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"40% trying to be funny, 40% confusing them, 30% impressing them with my maths skills 😎

1 love a maths joke!"

Like why 6 was afraid of 7?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Market Deeping

"40% trying to be funny, 40% confusing them, 30% impressing them with my maths skills 😎

1 love a maths joke!

Do you know what mathematicians do after it snows? They make snow angles!"

The dyslexic ones do. 😆

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And to my mathematically gifted comrade,respect. I’d say my flirting style is 50% wit, 30% reckless optimism, and 20% hoping they don’t notice the first two failing in real time. But hey, numbers never lie... unless I’m the one using them.😆

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By *carlettsWoman
over a year ago

Harpenden

"40% trying to be funny, 40% confusing them, 30% impressing them with my maths skills 😎

1 love a maths joke!

Like why 6 was afraid of 7?

Because 7, 8 9

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Literally don’t know how

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By *inxy777Woman
over a year ago

essex

50% clueless 50% struggling!

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By *nkymikeyMan
over a year ago

Andover

100% Lloyd Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

50% being silly and making her laugh, 50% being lucky

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By *trong Stocky Butt SweetMan
over a year ago

SNottingham

"Don't really have one....

More of a mental hand grenade type of guy with a little lilt of humour & a quick doff of mental top hat! See if I can shake a room in her head. I do it for my own amusement.

If she's a quirky bird then she gets it! I've been told I have no filter... "You may think that, I couldn't possibly comment."

Oh, & before I'm lambasted "there's nowt wrong with quirky flirty birds" as they are extremely interesting to me! You don't have to do much talking either. nice balance.

Hmm the silent deadly type springs to mind?"

LOL & Ha-ha!!! I'll take that as a compliment - I think???

Hey Op! Try a 110% in the style of a premiership footballer in an after match analysis explanation!!!! Cos you can't have that Right. I always chuckle at that!. So, whatr's your other 10% quality?

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"40% trying to be funny, 40% confusing them, 30% impressing them with my maths skills 😎

1 love a maths joke!

Like why 6 was afraid of 7?

Because 7, 8 9"

Classic

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By *ngel7disguiseWoman
over a year ago

Loughborough

Absolutely appalling!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Market Deeping

"Absolutely appalling! "

You make up for it in style x

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By *carlettsWoman
over a year ago

Harpenden

"Don't really have one....

More of a mental hand grenade type of guy with a little lilt of humour & a quick doff of mental top hat! See if I can shake a room in her head. I do it for my own amusement.

If she's a quirky bird then she gets it! I've been told I have no filter... "You may think that, I couldn't possibly comment."

Oh, & before I'm lambasted "there's nowt wrong with quirky flirty birds" as they are extremely interesting to me! You don't have to do much talking either. nice balance.

Hmm the silent deadly type springs to mind?

LOL & Ha-ha!!! I'll take that as a compliment - I think???

Hey Op! Try a 110% in the style of a premiership footballer in an after match analysis explanation!!!! Cos you can't have that Right. I always chuckle at that!. So, whatr's your other 10% quality?

Football oh lost me now altho mate exlained offside rule using my shoes!! I got it!!

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"Absolutely appalling! "

Practice on me

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By *antricSeeker60Man
over a year ago

Durham

My flirting style is like fine wine—best enjoyed slowly, savouring every drop, while trying not to spill it all over yourself! 🍷😄

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By *uchessdoeWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

80% front, 10% social anxiety, 10% desperation

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By *vonne5exMan
over a year ago

Doncaster

Not got a clue, I just be myself, always been able to hold a conversation, stopped being shy about 16, get told all the time I have a smile that will get me into trouble xx

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By *trong Stocky Butt SweetMan
over a year ago

SNottingham

"Don't really have one....

More of a mental hand grenade type of guy with a little lilt of humour & a quick doff of mental top hat! See if I can shake a room in her head. I do it for my own amusement.

If she's a quirky bird then she gets it! I've been told I have no filter... "You may think that, I couldn't possibly comment."

Oh, & before I'm lambasted "there's nowt wrong with quirky flirty birds" as they are extremely interesting to me! You don't have to do much talking either. nice balance.

Hmm the silent deadly type springs to mind?

LOL & Ha-ha!!! I'll take that as a compliment - I think???

Hey Op! Try a 110% in the style of a premiership footballer in an after match analysis explanation!!!! Cos you can't have that Right. I always chuckle at that!. So, whatr's your other 10% quality?

Football oh lost me now altho mate exlained offside rule using my shoes!! I got it!!"

Was you offside between a wedge or high heel?

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By *estructionDollyWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

75% taking the piss, 25% sexual intimidation apparently 🤣

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

I think my style of flirting would be called 100% sexual harassment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"75% taking the piss, 25% sexual intimidation apparently 🤣"

Sexual intimidation? How does that work? 🤔

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By *carlettsWoman
over a year ago

Harpenden

"Don't really have one....

More of a mental hand grenade type of guy with a little lilt of humour & a quick doff of mental top hat! See if I can shake a room in her head. I do it for my own amusement.

If she's a quirky bird then she gets it! I've been told I have no filter... "You may think that, I couldn't possibly comment."

Oh, & before I'm lambasted "there's nowt wrong with quirky flirty birds" as they are extremely interesting to me! You don't have to do much talking either. nice balance.

Hmm the silent deadly type springs to mind?

LOL & Ha-ha!!! I'll take that as a compliment - I think???

Hey Op! Try a 110% in the style of a premiership footballer in an after match analysis explanation!!!! Cos you can't have that Right. I always chuckle at that!. So, whatr's your other 10% quality?

Football oh lost me now altho mate exlained offside rule using my shoes!! I got it!!

Was you offside between a wedge or high heel?

Prefer a wedge these days more stability when I've had a few sherberts

Shoe that is not knickers that is thongs are a thing of the past was forever picking them out of my arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think my style of flirting would be called 100% sexual harassment "

Harass me immediately please.

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By *ngel7disguiseWoman
over a year ago

Loughborough

"Absolutely appalling!

Practice on me

I have been! 😂

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By *ngel7disguiseWoman
over a year ago

Loughborough

"Absolutely appalling!

You make up for it in style x"

Awww, thanks 😊

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty clumsy. Don't think I've ever been an intentional flirt.

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"Absolutely appalling!

Practice on me

I have been! 😂"

Oh... I mean, yeah I know. I've totally picked up on that 😘👀😂

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By *estructionDollyWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

"75% taking the piss, 25% sexual intimidation apparently 🤣

Sexual intimidation? How does that work? 🤔"

I don't know, I've been told I apparently intimidate some men 🤷🏻‍♀️😅 I find it hilarious. Especially if you've met me. I think I've just met some very vanilla men unfortunately.

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Sarcasm and a few innuendos 🤩

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Divine inspiration, I neither know how to do it and am totally clueless if someone is flirting with me, I’m a lost cause

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Simple directness.

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Utero

“The thing is the combustion cycle of a gas turbine is continuous, so when they say Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow that only applies to a four stroke engine cycle, so technically for a gas turbine it’s suck, squeeze, burn, blow… hey… where are you going?”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Non existent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5% take the piss out of you or me, 10% compliments, 15% ask you personal but non intrusive questions to get to know you, 70% look at you intensely and smile.

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By *ositiveVibesWoman
over a year ago

here there and everywhere

Always flirty, never serious 🤷🏻‍♀️

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Market Deeping

"Always flirty, never serious 🤷🏻‍♀️"

Serious????

We're supposed to be serious????

Damn.

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Leeds

I don’t know how to do it. lol.

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

My flirting style combines the effortless charm of Andrew Tate with the raw, sexual charisma of Jacob Rees-Mogg.

Never fails.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

80% smut, 20%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"80% smut, 20%

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what’s the 20%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"80% smut, 20%

what’s the 20%"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"80% smut, 20%

what’s the 20%

I don’t even know what that means

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"80% smut, 20%

what’s the 20%

I don’t even know what that means "

20% fluttery eyes!!

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

North East Lincolnshire

Mainly me taking my time and playing the long game and then C comes along and chats filth and wins them over

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Think benny hill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"80% smut, 20%

what’s the 20%

I don’t even know what that means

20% fluttery eyes!! "

Ohhhhhh. Ok I get it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"80% smut, 20%

what’s the 20%

I don’t even know what that means

20% fluttery eyes!!

Ohhhhhh. Ok I get it now "

Jeeze

See THIS is why

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Market Deeping

"Think benny hill

Rubbery.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Definitely got golden responses to this topic tonight people.keep em coming 🫡

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

What is this flirting of which you speak?

🤔

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"80% smut, 20%

what’s the 20%

I don’t even know what that means

20% fluttery eyes!!

Ohhhhhh. Ok I get it now

Jeeze

See THIS is why

Ouch.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
over a year ago

North West

"80% smut, 20%

what’s the 20%

I don’t even know what that means

20% fluttery eyes!!

Ohhhhhh. Ok I get it now

Jeeze

See THIS is why

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
over a year ago

North West

I don't know. I'm going to ask Beef as he watches me do it! 😂

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By *rSuave88Man
over a year ago

Mirfield

So.. ermm.. do you like biscuits?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs here:

80% humour

10% nervous laugh

5% innuendo

5% hair twiddling

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
over a year ago

North West

"I don't know. I'm going to ask Beef as he watches me do it! 😂"

Apparently it's different with every person. So...

100% personalised charm offensive. 😇

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

17.5% gentle piss taking

12.5% comparing gym routines

25% laughing when you try out my ♿

(Shit, I lost count)

Erm.

20% showboating

22% the charisma of a sterile goat

3% breath mints

And a partridge in a pear trees

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Bradford and Stockport

"Do you fuck?"

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

Non-existent.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

My style? The årt of flirting without flirting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tits, eyes, gravity & calamity.

And shocking humour.

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By *exyScientistsCouple
over a year ago

Castlebar

Sarcasm bordering on rude 🙊 but with flirty eyes to offset any offence 🤣

I wouldn't recommend it as a style. It's very niche 😊

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tits, eyes, gravity & calamity.

And shocking humour."

That does sound like a great night out, and only a moderate chance of embarrassment afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tits, eyes, gravity & calamity.

And shocking humour.

That does sound like a great night out, and only a moderate chance of embarrassment afterwards

Doesn’t embarrass me. I’m used to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tits, eyes, gravity & calamity.

And shocking humour.

That does sound like a great night out, and only a moderate chance of embarrassment afterwards

Doesn’t embarrass me. I’m used to it

Promises promises 🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tits, eyes, gravity & calamity.

And shocking humour.

That does sound like a great night out, and only a moderate chance of embarrassment afterwards

Doesn’t embarrass me. I’m used to it

Make sure all photos are deleted

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By *ypersoonMan
over a year ago

WHITCHURCH, Shropshire

A awkward struggle with me being mildly autistic

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By *hief_Of_AlwaysMan
over a year ago

1313 Mockingbird Lane…

You have to be a willing victim 😜

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

100% Smile, eye contact, joking, teasing, innuendo, laughter. Open body language. That normally does the trick

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Eyes

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Uncomfortable for both parties, with a big dollop of unnecessary detail about some subject or other during...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"100% Smile, eye contact, joking, teasing, innuendo, laughter. Open body language. That normally does the trick

📝📝📝

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By *ontWannaMissASwingCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Awkward and totally unaware if others are flirting back. B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

34% complimentary, 33% humour, 33% politeness

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By *ude LawMan
over a year ago

Sports casual.

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By *vaRoseWoman
over a year ago

Ankh-Morpork

Uncomfortable

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By *artorialMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Crap

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By *uffinandTheJokerCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere just outside London

Non existent... I'm crap at it

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By *007ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Ask the lady what their plans are for the rest of the week.

You can get an idea of where it's going if she answers 'not much' or 'nothing'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Show my tits lol

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Asking for a feel of his cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No idea. Cant flirt when you don't meet anyone.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Market Deeping

"Asking for a feel of his cock

(Thuddd)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Show my tits lol"

Well that would definitely work 😂

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

It's a crime against humanity

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
over a year ago

Northwest

*trip them up* … oh gosh, I’m such a clutz, so sorry …

If they don’t want to tell me to fuck off I’ll touch their arm and start a conversation.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline/Leeds

Self deprecating humour, charm, or if the fails, I just lob my knob on the table 👍🤭🤓

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Market Deeping

"*trip them up* … oh gosh, I’m such a clutz, so sorry …

If they don’t want to tell me to fuck off I’ll touch their arm and start a conversation. "

Sneakyyyy. I like it.

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By *he milf next doorWoman
over a year ago

bluebell woods

"5% hankie 95% chloroform "

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By *ildoshagginsWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"So.. ermm.. do you like biscuits? "

Yes I do. I like ALL of the biscuits

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Bumbling idiot.

Is that a style?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well, everyone, I'm happy to see so many contributions from you all, making this topic well worth creating. I just want to say that I appreciate all the effort! 🙂

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