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‘Waiter - There’s A Fly In My Soup!’

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Ow do Good folks 🤗

What unexpected items have you found in your food when eating out?

Did you send it back or else just push it to the side of the plate and continue to eat on nonchalantly and undeterred.

If the latter, what would be your limit? (I.e a toe nail? An amputated finger? A dead rat?!)

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
22 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Does this include a 50p piece in Christmas pudding back in the 70s?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Does this include a 50p piece in Christmas pudding back in the 70s?"

50p did you say? 😱 My parents were clearly blooming cheapskates! - 20p was the most I ever dug out 😩😜

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By *midnight-Woman
22 weeks ago

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Oh that reminds me...i chewed through some plastic in my chocolate-nougaty bar a few weeks ago - took photos, saved plastic wrapping piece and bar packaging...

...Forgot all about it... chucked out wrapper at weekend

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By *ools and the brainCouple
22 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Lump of glass in a sandwich,the sandwich shop denied any liability and I had to get environmental health involved,but they couldn't conclude where it came from land that was that even tho it went to a lab for microscope inspection.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
22 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"Oh that reminds me...i chewed through some plastic in my chocolate-nougaty bar a few weeks ago - took photos, saved plastic wrapping piece and bar packaging...

...Forgot all about it... chucked out wrapper at weekend "

Of course you did. That's the oldest one in the book. Finish 90% of your meal and leave a bit of plastic inside the food parcel. Complain, then get it free, move around the country and repeat. I know your game madam 😂

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By *ora the explorerWoman
22 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Send it back for sure

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By *aomilatteCouple
22 weeks ago

Midlands

A hair in an Onion Bhaji. Though the food was very nice, the takeaway closed shortly after for not meeting hygiene regulations.

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

Found a tiny little caterpillar in my salad last summer. I knew the owner of the restaurant and we laughed about it. He said it was picked that morning and wasn't thoroughly rinsed (the salad not the caterpillar). It didn't bother me but I just wanted to let them know in case someone else got really pissy if they found one.

Ate lunch outside beside the sea a while ago and a seagull shat on my Buddha bowl. Rage!

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By *midnight-Woman
22 weeks ago

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"Oh that reminds me...i chewed through some plastic in my chocolate-nougaty bar a few weeks ago - took photos, saved plastic wrapping piece and bar packaging...

...Forgot all about it... chucked out wrapper at weekend

Of course you did. That's the oldest one in the book. Finish 90% of your meal and leave a bit of plastic inside the food parcel. Complain, then get it free, move around the country and repeat. I know your game madam 😂"

I was eating it in the dark, and I was like what the heck is this.. tried not to think about it too hard, as I was hungry and wanted to eat the rest of it

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

A blue elastoplast in a sandwich I bought from the cafe while visiting someone in hospital 🤢

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
22 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"Oh that reminds me...i chewed through some plastic in my chocolate-nougaty bar a few weeks ago - took photos, saved plastic wrapping piece and bar packaging...

...Forgot all about it... chucked out wrapper at weekend

Of course you did. That's the oldest one in the book. Finish 90% of your meal and leave a bit of plastic inside the food parcel. Complain, then get it free, move around the country and repeat. I know your game madam 😂

I was eating it in the dark, and I was like what the heck is this.. tried not to think about it too hard, as I was hungry and wanted to eat the rest of it "

Eat the rest of what? The plastic? Dear Jesus Midnight, how hungry were you?

Was the plastic the little bit at the end of a Bic biro? I love that.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’ve found one or two stray hairs in my food in my time….

…..but being a scummy/bottom of the barrel standards sort of fellow, I just push them to the side and gormandise on like a pro 👍🏻

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
22 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Found a tiny little caterpillar in my salad last summer. I knew the owner of the restaurant and we laughed about it. He said it was picked that morning and wasn't thoroughly rinsed (the salad not the caterpillar). It didn't bother me but I just wanted to let them know in case someone else got really pissy if they found one.

Ate lunch outside beside the sea a while ago and a seagull shat on my Buddha bowl. Rage!"

A seagull shat on your Buddha bowl! That’s proper cracked me up. Sorry

A seagull once swiped half a McDonald’s cheeseburger out of my hand

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By *midnight-Woman
22 weeks ago

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"Oh that reminds me...i chewed through some plastic in my chocolate-nougaty bar a few weeks ago - took photos, saved plastic wrapping piece and bar packaging...

...Forgot all about it... chucked out wrapper at weekend

Of course you did. That's the oldest one in the book. Finish 90% of your meal and leave a bit of plastic inside the food parcel. Complain, then get it free, move around the country and repeat. I know your game madam 😂

I was eating it in the dark, and I was like what the heck is this.. tried not to think about it too hard, as I was hungry and wanted to eat the rest of it

Eat the rest of what? The plastic? Dear Jesus Midnight, how hungry were you?

Was the plastic the little bit at the end of a Bic biro? I love that."

🙈🙈 The rest of the chocolate bar 🍫

I pulled the plastic out - i think it was wrapping from one of the individual products that went into the final product

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
22 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"Oh that reminds me...i chewed through some plastic in my chocolate-nougaty bar a few weeks ago - took photos, saved plastic wrapping piece and bar packaging...

...Forgot all about it... chucked out wrapper at weekend

Of course you did. That's the oldest one in the book. Finish 90% of your meal and leave a bit of plastic inside the food parcel. Complain, then get it free, move around the country and repeat. I know your game madam 😂

I was eating it in the dark, and I was like what the heck is this.. tried not to think about it too hard, as I was hungry and wanted to eat the rest of it

Eat the rest of what? The plastic? Dear Jesus Midnight, how hungry were you?

Was the plastic the little bit at the end of a Bic biro? I love that.

🙈🙈 The rest of the chocolate bar 🍫

I pulled the plastic out - i think it was wrapping from one of the individual products that went into the final product "

Ok, I see your problem and it's an easy fix...on a Kinder egg, stop when you see yellow.

You're welcome.

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