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"Protein isn't it the building blocks of life. Swallow that spunk "A classic! | |||
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"It’s a terrible moisturiser. That’s a myth that certain people tell so they feel less bad about never moisturising their skin. " Are you telling me it doesn’t work?! That explains the lip wrinkle. | |||
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"It’s a terrible moisturiser. That’s a myth that certain people tell so they feel less bad about never moisturising their skin. Are you telling me it doesn’t work?! That explains the lip wrinkle." It does explain it. | |||
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"Naturally produced pomade for the hairstyling. A pussy Mohawk looks awesome. " It does beautiful things to my fringe* *on my head | |||
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"I’m sure I’m not the only one who’s been told that spunk will cure my sore throat, moisturise my skin and act as the best lubricant for all manner of activities. What uses have you found for this wonder product? Mrs TMN x" if it can make babies it must be wonderful stuff, | |||
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"It's great for making paper mache style dinosaurs out of old socks. *allegedly.........."  | |||
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"In a Facebook group I belong to someone posted a picture of a book they found in a charity shop. It was entitled '101 Recipes with Spunk'. " Supposedly it’s a blank note book there are a few variations  | |||
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"In a Facebook group I belong to someone posted a picture of a book they found in a charity shop. It was entitled '101 Recipes with Spunk'. Supposedly it’s a blank note book there are a few variations "Yes they said that. Otherwise it would be 101 pages of creepy guys just saying "make a curry and jizz in it, she'll never know" | |||
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"In a Facebook group I belong to someone posted a picture of a book they found in a charity shop. It was entitled '101 Recipes with Spunk'. Supposedly it’s a blank note book there are a few variations
Yes they said that. Otherwise it would be 101 pages of creepy guys just saying "make a curry and jizz in it, she'll never know" "I saw one called 'cooking with semen' on a similar post. Turns out it's on Amazon. 🤦♂️🤦♂️😂😂 *I haven't bought it........ | |||
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"In a Facebook group I belong to someone posted a picture of a book they found in a charity shop. It was entitled '101 Recipes with Spunk'. Supposedly it’s a blank note book there are a few variations
Yes they said that. Otherwise it would be 101 pages of creepy guys just saying "make a curry and jizz in it, she'll never know"
I saw one called 'cooking with semen' on a similar post.
Turns out it's on Amazon. 🤦♂️🤦♂️😂😂
*I haven't bought it........
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"If you warm it up then it "cooks" kind of like egg whites. So if you have any vegans in your life.." Surely it’s still an animal product? | |||
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"It's great for making paper mache style dinosaurs out of old socks. *allegedly.........." Pics or it didn’t happen 👀 | |||
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"Naturally produced pomade for the hairstyling. A pussy Mohawk looks awesome. " Good one, I utilised some just the other day | |||
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"I’m sure I’m not the only one who’s been told that spunk will cure my sore throat, moisturise my skin and act as the best lubricant for all manner of activities. What uses have you found for this wonder product? Mrs TMN xif it can make babies it must be wonderful stuff, " Pretty sure it can’t make babies all by itself… | |||
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"Smegma, when applied sparingly like balm, has a cooling effect on a lady's nipples. ❄️ (A SMEG™, on the other hand, has a cooling effect on a woman's raspberry ripples) 🧊" Hot nipples, slap on the spunk. Got it. | |||
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"In a Facebook group I belong to someone posted a picture of a book they found in a charity shop. It was entitled '101 Recipes with Spunk'. Supposedly it’s a blank note book there are a few variations
Yes they said that. Otherwise it would be 101 pages of creepy guys just saying "make a curry and jizz in it, she'll never know"
I saw one called 'cooking with semen' on a similar post.
Turns out it's on Amazon. 🤦♂️🤦♂️😂😂
*I haven't bought it........
No!?... "Perhaps MB could run a cooking thread about it? | |||
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"I don’t know, but I’ve come swimming and just remembered my towel is super spunky, & not just mine quite a bit of dried squirt mixed in , I’ll report back tomorrow my skin is radiant and people are calling me young man " This is the kind of real life data collection we need! | |||
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"Haven't used WD40 in years." Explains the creaking. | |||
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"Haven't used WD40 in years. Explains the creaking." There's a fair bit of that this morning | |||
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"I used to use it to stick magazine pages together as a young’un." Who needs pritt stick? Spooge works a treat! | |||
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