FabSwingers.com forum: Local updates

By *ong-leggedblond OP Woman
2 weeks ago

Next Door

Anything exciting happening in your local updates?

Or is it full dick pics, gents saying they can't get a meet, etc.

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By *naswingdressWoman
2 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

Hangovers, people wanting to meet, the usual pictures

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By *EAT..85Woman
2 weeks ago

Nottingham

It's not a function I look at, I suspect I got grossed out by it many moons ago. I do put the occasional notification up though.

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
2 weeks ago

Excommunicdo.

Lots of str8 men that want to suck dick.

A very pretty lady flashing foof n boobs.

A few of the club cult advertising their daily visit to the same place.

Then finally, the same old people, moaning about the same old stuff, I dunno what they don’t just leave.

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By *viatrixWoman
2 weeks ago

Redhill

The ones begging for a meet every single day- wonder if they realise how off-putting that is …

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By *naswingdressWoman
2 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"It's not a function I look at, I suspect I got grossed out by it many moons ago. I do put the occasional notification up though. "

Yes. If I had to count the number of times I've found someone appealling from local updates... I'd have no fingers and be very sad

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By *exxyyDy11Man
2 weeks ago

North West

People begging for meets right now.

Men and women complaining about timewasters.

Dick pics.

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By *oppet22TV/TS
2 weeks ago

huddersfield

Same people on that never meet lol

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By *naswingdressWoman
2 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Lots of str8 men that want to suck dick.

A very pretty lady flashing foof n boobs.

A few of the club cult advertising their daily visit to the same place.

Then finally, the same old people, moaning about the same old stuff, I dunno what they don’t just leave. "

The club groupies think we don't notice. Yes, it's definitely organic rather than staff or others who are trying to game the system.

Sure, Jan.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Stockport

Somebody joined fab. Somebody else is going to a place. Someone is running an event somewhere and invites people to go to it. There are several somebodies with photographs of parts of their bodies.

All in all it is a useful and informative digest of knowledge!

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By *elloWoman
2 weeks ago

alpha centauri

Dick pics, gym pics and a moan about women uploading photos with their dirty finger nails showing.

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By *exxyyDy11Man
2 weeks ago

North West

"Somebody joined fab. Somebody else is going to a place. Someone is running an event somewhere and invites people to go to it. There are several somebodies with photographs of parts of their bodies.

All in all it is a useful and informative digest of knowledge!"

Do you feel enhanced by the knowledge you've learnt today?

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By *ong-leggedblond OP Woman
2 weeks ago

Next Door

The same guys uploading dick pics at different angles, a few moaning about not getting any meet, same ones posting meets every day,

Nothing exciting happening around me, but that normal.

I need to move postcodes 🤷‍♀️

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By *il-widgeMan
2 weeks ago

Stoke on Trent

Me complaining about not being able to get my ball into the hole.....

I have forgotten to mention I'm talking about my golf ball...

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By *an8iMan
2 weeks ago

Bilston

I've blocked updates from single men so I don't see them, its just the usual pics and meet nows from couples who say on there profile they can't meet at the drop of a hat

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By *atte Lover 82Man
2 weeks ago

BERWICK-UPON-TWEED

Someone became a gold site member and someone viewed my profile. Exciting stuff 🤣

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By *rSircumsizedMan
2 weeks ago

Newport area.

A few women complaining about it being half term, and unable to meet. Nothing exciting.

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By *wingingphil69Man
2 weeks ago

castleford

Packing my motorhome for a week in Scotland

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By *tagge_fyxeCouple
2 weeks ago

Yorkshire

Many penis pictures from various angles.

Meet?

A man chopping wood. Not a euphemism.

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By *outhernC0mfortMan
2 weeks ago

Cumbria

"A few women complaining about it being half term, and unable to meet. Nothing exciting."

Your pics are really good

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
2 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

LLB what do I win with this chestnut...

"Looking for a man/couple to double fist my fat loose cunt in to a bigger gaping mess"

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By *ife NinjaMan
2 weeks ago

Dunfermline

I have a lady looking for plumber. Fun in return for the job being done. Now, where's my blowtorch 🤓

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By *outhernC0mfortMan
2 weeks ago

Cumbria

This just came up.

"Wife tied to chair. Masked. Walk in fuck any hole you want. I watch. Attach a clear face and cock pic to be considered. Looking for 30 meets"

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By *ife NinjaMan
2 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"This just came up.

"Wife tied to chair. Masked. Walk in fuck any hole you want. I watch. Attach a clear face and cock pic to be considered. Looking for 30 meets""

Take sudocrem. Likely to be sore 👍

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By *iGuyForCouplesMan
2 weeks ago

Staines

My local updates are all "couples" where it is always her looking for a guy to fuck him because she is away.....

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By *oiluvfunMan
2 weeks ago

Penrith

There’s a ‘couple’ profile advertising “Wife tied to a chair, and blindfolded. Walk in and use any hole you like then leave. Looking for 30 meets”

This ‘couple’ have only been in Fab for 7 days, and not even photo verified by the site. Fill your boots guys……

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By *oiluvfunMan
2 weeks ago

Penrith

"This just came up.

"Wife tied to chair. Masked. Walk in fuck any hole you want. I watch. Attach a clear face and cock pic to be considered. Looking for 30 meets""

Hahaha! See you beat me to this! You popping round lol?

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By *outhernC0mfortMan
2 weeks ago

Cumbria

"This just came up.

"Wife tied to chair. Masked. Walk in fuck any hole you want. I watch. Attach a clear face and cock pic to be considered. Looking for 30 meets"

Hahaha! See you beat me to this! You popping round lol?

I dunno, he's called bigcock1983 and standing 6"4 and he's tied his wife to a chair. I get the feeling I might come out in a body bag.

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By *orbidden eastMan
2 weeks ago

london dodging electric scooters

Just most probably the fake ones trying to entice you in 🤣 on mine

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By *oiluvfunMan
2 weeks ago

Penrith

"This just came up.

"Wife tied to chair. Masked. Walk in fuck any hole you want. I watch. Attach a clear face and cock pic to be considered. Looking for 30 meets"

Hahaha! See you beat me to this! You popping round lol?

I dunno, he's called bigcock1983 and standing 6"4 and he's tied his wife to a chair. I get the feeling I might come out in a body bag.

I would bet money they're about as real as Santa Claus.....

There's that other couple who have just posted "Well Cockermouth was rubbish, off to Carlisle for drinks....."? If they mention the Jovial Sailor, I'd give them a miss though.....

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By *outhernC0mfortMan
2 weeks ago

Cumbria

"This just came up.

"Wife tied to chair. Masked. Walk in fuck any hole you want. I watch. Attach a clear face and cock pic to be considered. Looking for 30 meets"

Hahaha! See you beat me to this! You popping round lol?

I dunno, he's called bigcock1983 and standing 6"4 and he's tied his wife to a chair. I get the feeling I might come out in a body bag.

I would bet money they're about as real as Santa Claus.....

There's that other couple who have just posted "Well Cockermouth was rubbish, off to Carlisle for drinks....."? If they mention the Jovial Sailor, I'd give them a miss though.....

It's tempting, wants a face pic and a sensible message with an update about having tied his wife up in a nondescript location asking random men to abuse her on a public site.

Jovial sailor on google maps looks to be next to a place full of pussy...a cattery I mean

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Central

"There’s a ‘couple’ profile advertising “Wife tied to a chair, and blindfolded. Walk in and use any hole you like then leave. Looking for 30 meets”

This ‘couple’ have only been in Fab for 7 days, and not even photo verified by the site. Fill your boots guys……

Cue the mass exodus of men from elsewhere in the UK, hoping to be amongst the first 30 to arrive

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By *oiluvfunMan
2 weeks ago

Penrith

"There’s a ‘couple’ profile advertising “Wife tied to a chair, and blindfolded. Walk in and use any hole you like then leave. Looking for 30 meets”

This ‘couple’ have only been in Fab for 7 days, and not even photo verified by the site. Fill your boots guys……

Cue the mass exodus of men from elsewhere in the UK, hoping to be amongst the first 30 to arrive

Maybe Bonnie Blue has headed North for the weekend…..

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By *ornycougaWoman
2 weeks ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Mixed bag - from the new veris some have had a great weekend. Others are complaining of full balls and being HnH

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By *ositiveVibesWoman
2 weeks ago

here there and everywhere

Lots of horny men, new bi lady joined, people asking who will be at quest on sat night, few dicks on show… all usual Sunday evening stuff

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By *iggy5Man
2 weeks ago

Northamptonshire

I wish OP was in my local updates.

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By *endalshaggersCouple
2 weeks ago

Lake District

Nothing really exciting.

Few couples looking for meets, but they have a list of demands as long as a CVS receipt and one of them has posted a status of "why bother, this site is full of timewasters"

There's a few new verifications so some have had a nice weekend.

There is a local lady who genuinely seems to spend 24/7 on here, hundreds of web cam verifications, moaning about "i don't meet men on here, stop hounding" yet on her profile she says she is looking to fuck and wanting to cheat on her boyfriend.

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By *anshee99Woman
2 weeks ago

all over

Someone's ordered a pizza and isn't sharing.

Someone else got a new car and wants to fuck in it.

I'd pick the pizza

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By *ildTimes.Man
2 weeks ago

Colchester/London

On mine...

Someones looking for a meet and wants to know who's coming round to sort her out

Another is reporting they're getting abuse

Another is telling people she's posted a new photo 🤷🏻‍♂️

Someone else is advertising their snap

Another is saying the make half of a couple only is available ..

.all rivetting stuff I'm sure we agree .

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By *hynot xCouple
2 weeks ago

Sligo

"Someone's ordered a pizza and isn't sharing.

Someone else got a new car and wants to fuck in it.

I'd pick the pizza"

🤣

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Stockport

"Somebody joined fab. Somebody else is going to a place. Someone is running an event somewhere and invites people to go to it. There are several somebodies with photographs of parts of their bodies.

All in all it is a useful and informative digest of knowledge!

Do you feel enhanced by the knowledge you've learnt today?"

Enhanced and entranced! Some of the photos it's difficult to look away. Some of the photos it's difficult to look at...

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By *agerMorganMan
2 weeks ago

Canvey Island

Lots of parties, begging for codes & a few asking for sn*w…

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By *oiluvfunMan
2 weeks ago

Penrith

Two solo females complaining they have too many messages to reply to……bless them….

Another solo female announcing her plans have changed……will be the classic “I can’t believe it, I’m normally regular as clockwork”…….

Another lass showing off her new tattoo……just outline today, then filling in next time apparently…..

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By *im le2Man
2 weeks ago

AYLESTONE

Usual things.

Ppl wanting to meet in the next half hour. Then complain because nobody offers.

Ppl wanting to meet today. Then complain because there's 50 others wanting to meet today.

The usual hard shaft photo.

One or two interesting ones that I'll look into but most I just ignore.

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By *andadbodMan
2 weeks ago

Liverpool

got one lady asking who’s gunna eat her pussy while her husband watches, the rest is pretty dull really.

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By *ickshawedCouple
2 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

One local gentleman is offering cheap genuine duty free fags for sale. I do hope he's talking about cigarettes

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By *naswingdressWoman
2 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Mixed bag - from the new veris some have had a great weekend. Others are complaining of full balls and being HnH"

full balls always sounds like an unfortunate medical situation to me. I'm sure that's not how it's intended, but whenever I read it, I imagine some sort of abscess that needs to be drained and then antibiotics applied

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By *oiluvfunMan
2 weeks ago

Penrith

One solo fem offering a pair of her white knickers to anyone who wants them....

A returning solo fem saying "240 messages in one is how I remember this place"

Two new cuckold/hotwife couple profiles appeared, which will no doubts disappear again shortly....

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By *iss NaturalWoman
2 weeks ago

Manchester

🤦very bad

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By *hunky GentMan
2 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Just the usual stuff.

Women complaining about the men on here.

Others are horny

One couple wanting a 'blow bang'.

Good luck to them.

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By *mmaleiaWoman
2 weeks ago

Trowbridge

Cocks, more cocks, cocks hanging out of cummy vaginas, no genuine women here, I get no replies … 😖

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By *hunky GentMan
2 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Cocks, more cocks, cocks hanging out of cummy vaginas, no genuine women here, I get no replies … 😖"

The usual then?

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By *iFruityCoupleCouple
2 weeks ago

Lagos Portugal/ Watermouth

There is someone faking pics, a mermaid and dancing with butterflies.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
2 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Some woman asking for site subscription code.

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By *oneyBee200Woman
2 weeks ago

Kent

A video guide by a couple on how to give a great bj

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By *oiluvfunMan
2 weeks ago

Penrith

"A video guide by a couple on how to give a great bj

I'd love to watch that, but I fear I would only get jealous.....

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By *artfordBlokeMan
2 weeks ago

Dartford

The usual cryptic slagging offs and often, posts containing £ signs, wtf is that about

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By *oneyBee200Woman
2 weeks ago

Kent

"A video guide by a couple on how to give a great bj

I'd love to watch that, but I fear I would only get jealous.....

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By *iss NaturalWoman
2 weeks ago

Manchester

🤦boring

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By *obilebottomMan
2 weeks ago

All over

Oh I could't repeat those things

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
2 weeks ago

Just the norm guys with pics of there todgers out & some need to empty their sacks 🙄

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By *iss NaturalWoman
2 weeks ago

Manchester

Men arse pics yuk 🤦

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By *naswingdressWoman
2 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"The usual cryptic slagging offs and often, posts containing £ signs, wtf is that about "

It's about people who want to ruin this site by thinking exchange of money is acceptable

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By *iss NaturalWoman
2 weeks ago

Manchester

Men in clothes is better I like blue eyes man who is intelligent funny can hold conversation

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By *iss NaturalWoman
2 weeks ago

Manchester

Actually men think they put shitty cock pics up and women message you

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