FabSwingers.com forum: Who would the most awful actor to play James Bond

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By *ealitybitesMan
23 weeks ago

Belfast

Tom Hardy

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
23 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane

Danny Dyer

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By *odgerMooreMan
23 weeks ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

Steven Seagal…. Or John Inman….

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By *he MinionMan
23 weeks ago

Alan Carr

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By *ark.aitkenMan
23 weeks ago

Newcastle

Charles Hawtry (apart from the obvious...he's dead).

But James Norton? Really? No hard edge or menace. Good actor but not Bond.

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By *odgerMooreMan
23 weeks ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

"Alan Carr"

Unless his teeth were actually mini grenades… that would be cool

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By *oodmessMan
23 weeks ago

yumsville

Tom Hanks

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By *oodmessMan
23 weeks ago

yumsville

Will Smith

Nick Cage

Jeff Goldblum

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By *eoBloomsMan
23 weeks ago

Springfield

Busman

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By *ark.aitkenMan
23 weeks ago

Newcastle

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By *ad NannaWoman
23 weeks ago

East London

Ricky Gervais

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By *eoBloomsMan
23 weeks ago

Springfield

Warwick Davies

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By *ife NinjaMan
23 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"Warwick Davies"

003.5 🤣

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23 weeks ago

Mr Blobby

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
23 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

Don Estelle

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By *jfrenchMan
23 weeks ago

Stockport

Arnold Schwarzenegger

I love me some Arnie but... nah!

"Boooond.... Jaaaaames Bond.... double oooooh....severrrrrrn"

PS - a Jaws/Odd Job type villain though! He'd be superb!

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By *ot so needyMan
23 weeks ago

Galway

Lee Evans. The most annoying man in history.

Apart from me.

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By *exxyyDy11Man
23 weeks ago

North West

"Tom Hanks "

Forrest Gump meets James Bond

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By *hief_Of_AlwaysMan
23 weeks ago

1313 Mockingbird Lane…

Dustin Hoffman once expressed interest in playing James Bond. He said he wanted to take the character in a new direction with new ideas.

While, that would be awful. I’m still curious 🧐

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By *i-subhubby.Man
23 weeks ago

Down by the river.

Richard Burton.

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By *ubsteffTV/TS
23 weeks ago

Portsmouth

"Warwick Davies

003.5 🤣"

😂😂

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By *ony MannMan
23 weeks ago

South Newton

I don't know, but I turned down the job of his bedroom double.

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By *inkyRebelMan
23 weeks ago

Swindon

Alan car

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By *iFruityCoupleCouple
23 weeks ago

Watermouth

Did I hear it was being taken up by a female 007?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
23 weeks ago

"Busman

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turned it down couldn't afford me

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By *unnyLinguistMan
23 weeks ago

Wiltshire and London

"Lee Evans. The most annoying man in history."

That sequence in Casino Royale where Bond, poisoned, staggers across the road always reminds me of Lee Evans and/or Norman Wisdom.

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By *1876Man
23 weeks ago

Dudley

Mr Ed

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By *eoBloomsMan
23 weeks ago

Springfield

"Busman

turned it down couldn't afford me

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By *eoBloomsMan
23 weeks ago

Springfield

"Warwick Davies

003.5 🤣"

🤭😆

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By *AJMLKTV/TS
23 weeks ago

Burley

"Did I hear it was being taken up by a female 007?"

Whoopi Goldberg

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By *eter2.5Man
23 weeks ago

London

Timothy Dalton

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By *ools and the brainCouple
23 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Omid Djalili

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
23 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

Michael winner 🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Knowing Amazon, they’d probably be watching threads like this for inspiration for who they might give the role too

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By *es not the MessiahMan
23 weeks ago

3rd rock from the sun

Wonko

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
23 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Sean Connery. He's very dead.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
23 weeks ago

Cheshire

Any American actor

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By *ric-shawnMan
23 weeks ago

By the beach...

I heard in the radio this week they're turning bond American!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
23 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Donald Trump

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By *eoBloomsMan
23 weeks ago

Springfield

"Donald Trump "

The ultimate Bond villain surely!

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By *ad NannaWoman
23 weeks ago

East London

"Sean Connery. He's very dead.

Not just a little bit dead?

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By *exyScientistsCouple
23 weeks ago

Castlebar

Alan Carr

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By *ad NannaWoman
23 weeks ago

East London

Prince William

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Joe Pasquale

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By *ad NannaWoman
23 weeks ago

East London

"Alan Carr"

I'd pay to watch that Bond film.

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By *ornydavina53Man
23 weeks ago

tonbridge

David Beckham, heh, heh

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23 weeks ago

Norman wisdom

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Woody allen

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23 weeks ago

Kenneth williams

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By *radleywigginsMan
23 weeks ago

northwest

Idris Elba is a pretty bad choice of actor to play anyone in anything. So I’ll say him

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By *eoBloomsMan
23 weeks ago

Springfield

"Woody allen"

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By *olden PoleMan
23 weeks ago

Bromley

Roy from coronation st

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23 weeks ago

jesse eisenberg

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23 weeks ago

John Inman

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By *orny PTMan
23 weeks ago

Peterborough

Danny Dyer

Paul Hogan

Graham Norton

Chris Evans/50% of the proclaimers

50% of Ant and Dec

Steve Pemberton

Nigel Farage

Gerald from Clarkson's farm

The bearded lady from the Cinch ads, with Those fake teeth

James Corden

Rob Brydon and Anton de Bec

Tim Healy

Jim Davidson

Paul Hollywood

Johny Vegas

Sindbad from Brookside

paul Usher

Reg from The Bill

Ray 'Whadja gonna do abart tit?'Winston

The Mitchel brothers

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By *orny PTMan
23 weeks ago

Peterborough

"David Beckham, heh, heh"

Hes's crap at everything, even hide and seek.

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Larry David

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By *orny PTMan
23 weeks ago

Peterborough

Lenard Rossiter, RIP

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Louis C.K.

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Benny from crossroads

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By *orny PTMan
23 weeks ago

Peterborough

"Louis C.K."

Louis Theroux

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Roland from Grange hill

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By *orny PTMan
23 weeks ago

Peterborough

"Benny from crossroads"

David Hunter from the same place

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By *orny PTMan
23 weeks ago

Peterborough

"Roland from Grange hill"

007XL

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By *exyScientistsCouple
23 weeks ago

Castlebar

"Benny from crossroads"

Oh wow! Blast from the past 🤣🤣

That would be bizarre

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By *orny PTMan
23 weeks ago

Peterborough

David Jason, better as Danger Mouse, not Del Boy

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

"Roland from Grange hill

007XL"

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Paul shane from Hi-de-Hi

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23 weeks ago

Nicholas lindhurst

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By *ony MannMan
23 weeks ago

South Newton

"David Jason, better as Danger Mouse, not Del Boy"

Far better at batman

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By *orny PTMan
23 weeks ago

Peterborough

Craig Charles

licenced to smeg

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Andre the giant

(Though I think he'd be a good villain)

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By *ixiePoisonWoman
23 weeks ago

Darlington

Neil (the baby)…

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Gary Coleman / Arnold from different strokes

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Harold bishop from neighbours

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By *orny PTMan
23 weeks ago

Peterborough

Frank Spencer 'Ooh Betty'

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By *orny PTMan
23 weeks ago

Peterborough

"Andre the giant

(Though I think he'd be a good villain) "

He was, in the $6M man.

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By *hesoftboyMan
23 weeks ago

Cleethorpes/Sheffield

James Nesbitt but he'd be so bad he'd be good

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By *orny PTMan
23 weeks ago

Peterborough

Ganin, Troy and Liam from Benidorm.

Bob, from Bob, Sue & Rita too.

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By *orny PTMan
23 weeks ago

Peterborough

"James Nesbitt but he'd be so bad he'd be good"

Liam Neeson

what about the other Mr Nesbitt...Rab C?

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By *orny PTMan
23 weeks ago

Peterborough

Ozzy Osbourne

Gazza

Larry Davidson

(not sure about Bob Monkhouse, that might work)

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By *orny PTMan
23 weeks ago

Peterborough

Chris Barrie.

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By *aboo007Man
22 weeks ago

Pontefract

Steven Seagal

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By *rown_Bread78Man
22 weeks ago

Leeds

Ricky Gervais

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By *ettieAndIrvingMan
22 weeks ago

Derby

Joe Pasquale

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By *oholdupsguyMan
22 weeks ago

Colchester

Harvey Price

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
22 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

Rylan Clarke .. The most annoying celebrity alive

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By *olinOfBathMan
22 weeks ago

Corsham

Su Pollard

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By *olinOfBathMan
22 weeks ago

Corsham

Meghan Markle

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By *olinOfBathMan
22 weeks ago

Corsham

Dick Van Dyke

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By *ucka39Man
22 weeks ago

Newcastle

Rowan Atkinson gets the part 😂🤣

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By *aughtylist DuoCouple
22 weeks ago

Kilmarnock

Romesh Ranganathan, possibly the grumpiest comedian since Jack Dee

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
22 weeks ago

Willenhall

Whoever it is they will have to face my ultimate Bond villain. I plan to mix the recovered DNA of Ernst Stavro Blofeld with that of Odd Job.

They'll be called "BloJob".

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

Alan carr

Or that Jason Streatham

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

Oh hang on the way things are going these days will be that rylan and Alison Hammond will find away in

Or bloody Roman kemp

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

Dafid the only gay in the village

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

Alan Carr

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By * man forMan
22 weeks ago

Sheffield

Kirk from Coronation street

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By *ilverfox for youMan
22 weeks ago

Hull

Joe pesqualie !

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By *hismMan
22 weeks ago

Ballygonowhere

Michael J Fox

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

David Hasselhoff

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By *ools and the brainCouple
22 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Jimmy saville

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By *ermite12ukMan
22 weeks ago

Solihull and Romford

Mr Blobby.

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By *atgirl and RobinCouple
22 weeks ago

Durham

Adam Woodyatt. Can you imagine Bond strapped to a table with a laser beam and inch from his nutsack, squeaking "I've got nothing left....."

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By *olinOfBathMan
22 weeks ago

Corsham

"Romesh Ranganathan, possibly the grumpiest comedian since Jack Dee"

The difference being that JD is actually entertaining, but RR just smugly thinks himself funny.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
22 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Princess Andrew is in between jobs...

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

Rowan Atkinson

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By *ohnSwingsSurreyMan
22 weeks ago

Horley

Chinese Alan

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By *anther81Man
22 weeks ago

Drogheda

Boris Johnson get a good mental image of the obligatory bedroom scene.

“Cumus tous nowas” gibbering away in Latin.

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

Bond, to me, died years ago

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
22 weeks ago

Ipswich

Roy Chubby Brown

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By *ot so needyMan
22 weeks ago

Galway

"Boris Johnson get a good mental image of the obligatory bedroom scene.

“Cumus tous nowas” gibbering away in Latin."

Politicians i think

Jacob Rees-Mogg

would be class..

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By *adtaffladMan
22 weeks ago

Rhyl

Dylan mulvaney

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By *wingingphil69Man
22 weeks ago

castleford

Anybody Amazon choose as it will have to be some transgender actor

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By *dsucksTV/TS
22 weeks ago

crofton park

Danny Dyer

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
22 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

"Bond, to me, died years ago

Bond died when Roger Moore stopped playing him.

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By *ucka39Man
22 weeks ago

Newcastle

Graham Norton 😂

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By *orny PTMan
22 weeks ago

Peterborough

Julian Clary

Steve McDonald from Corrie

not much difference.

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By *orny PTMan
22 weeks ago

Peterborough

Bill Shatner

Bill Oddie

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By *udding RoseWoman
22 weeks ago

Somewhere out there

Bradley Cooper!!

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By *rafter69Man
22 weeks ago

upminster

James Corden

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
22 weeks ago

Chichester

Donald trump as old man bond

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣 howling here

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
22 weeks ago

Central

David Dickinson

Always tanned

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
22 weeks ago

Willenhall

Michael Crawford (Frank Spencer).

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By *orny PTMan
22 weeks ago

Peterborough

Elon Musk

Roy Kinnear

Norman Eshley.

Nigel from Eastenders

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By *hunky GentMan
22 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford

"Michael Crawford (Frank Spencer)."

Condorman

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
22 weeks ago

Willenhall

"Elon Musk

Musk (Bond): "Do you expect me to talk?"

Bezos: "No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to subscribe..."

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By *lynJMan
22 weeks ago

Morden

"Lee Evans. The most annoying man in history.

Apart from me."

And Norman Wisdom

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By *illyNilly22Man
22 weeks ago

Whiston

Me!!!!

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By *litterbabeWoman
22 weeks ago

hiding from cock pics

Mr Bean

Alf (that alien from years ago)

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By *atindollTV/TS
22 weeks ago

edinburgh

Peter drinklage,the voice sort of works though,so as long as he stayed hidden for the entire movie it might still work

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
22 weeks ago

Bristol

Danny DeVito

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By *litterbabeWoman
22 weeks ago

hiding from cock pics

Paddington or Uncle Bulgaria

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

I always thought Rowan Atkinson would of been a wicked bond lol

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
22 weeks ago

Willenhall

"I always thought Rowan Atkinson would of been a wicked bond lol"

Have you seen Johnny English?

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By *ristol100Man
22 weeks ago

Bristol

Rylan Clarke

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By *cotty19800Man
22 weeks ago

Carnforth

A scouser

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
22 weeks ago

Willenhall

"A scouser "

Bond: "Y' reckon I'm gonna chat, like?"

Goldfinger: "No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die."

(This is coming from a Brummie, BTW).

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By *enSiskoMan
22 weeks ago

Cestus 3

Jeff Bezos 007

We witness the end of another famous franchise RIP Bond.

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
22 weeks ago

Perpignan and cap

Hasn't Disney bought the franchise?

I'm not expecting good things.

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By *enSiskoMan
22 weeks ago

Cestus 3

"Hasn't Disney bought the franchise?

I'm not expecting good things. "

No Amazon has brought MGM, which brought United Artists, making them a 49% shareholder in Bond at the time of buying.

But the producers of bond since the 90,s have withdrawn and given amazon creative control of Bond.

So get ready for the Bondverse, Adventures of Miss Moneypenny, Jaws organ story, Q own adventures, M and the temple of MI6 and so on and so forth.

Didn't work for Whoverse as it has been cancelled.

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By *oastal1968Man
22 weeks ago

London

Jason "wooden top" Statham. The worst actor to play anyone!!

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By *vcarolTV/TS
22 weeks ago

kilmarnockish

Mike Brewer.

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By *oiluvfunMan
22 weeks ago

Penrith

Joel Dommett

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By *ools and the brainCouple
22 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

The hound.

" Blofeld your a proper cunt"

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By *loria JamesTV/TS
22 weeks ago

Durham

If it's down to Amazon it'll be a yank...that will be awful.

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

"Warwick Davies

003.5 🤣"

😂😂😂

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By *panksspankedMan
22 weeks ago

Edinburgh

William Roache

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

Richard Ayoade, but he'd be a perfect Q

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By *orny PTMan
22 weeks ago

Peterborough

"Jeff Bezos 007

We witness the end of another famous franchise RIP Bond."
Bond never expected the megalomaniac to be his very own paymaster.

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By *adbod2godbodMan
22 weeks ago

Manchester

Joe Pasquale

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By *inkShyWoman
22 weeks ago

near Windsor

Daniel Radcliffe

The Rock

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

Henning Wehn

He'd be truly atrocious.

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By *rookedsmileMan
22 weeks ago

Derbyshire

Clinton Baptiste or Jimmy Tarbuck.

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By *ove2lickMan
22 weeks ago

Sheffield

Jimmy nail

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By *erdyEstLdner 82Man
22 weeks ago

Ilford

Alfie Allen, he'd be a good Bond villain just not a good Bond.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
22 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Louis Spence?

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By *anielpiercedMan
22 weeks ago

Rachael Zegler

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By *irty-pairCouple
22 weeks ago

Essex

Cordon (he’d be the worst actor to play any role, including his own biopic)

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
22 weeks ago

Hatfield

Adam Sandler

Amazon may think other wise

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By *hitney NeilWoman
22 weeks ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.

Mr Bean

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
22 weeks ago

Hatfield

"Mr Bean

Already tried as Johnny English .. mixed results

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By *orny PTMan
22 weeks ago

Peterborough

Jimmy Krankee.

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By *orny PTMan
22 weeks ago

Peterborough

Sandi Toksvig

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By *olinOfBathMan
22 weeks ago

Corsham

Anyone who isn't Sean Connery

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
22 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane

Jason Statham

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By *upanovaMan
22 weeks ago

Sheffield

"Jason Statham "

Beat me to it.

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By *inkShyWoman
22 weeks ago

near Windsor

Warwick Davis

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By *hunky GentMan
22 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford

"Warwick Davis "

003 foot.

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By *ripfillMan
22 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

"Donald Trump

The ultimate Bond villain surely!"

🤡👍absolutely a total clown

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By *rucking-HellMan
22 weeks ago

Northampton

Diane Abbot

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By *TRAY-CATMan
22 weeks ago

Russel brand

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
22 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

Jack Black

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By *eoBloomsMan
22 weeks ago

Springfield

Good bad Bonds everyone

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