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Who would the most awful actor to play James Bond

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Tom Hardy

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By *he milf next doorWoman
over a year ago

bluebell woods

Danny Dyer

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

Steven Seagal…. Or John Inman….

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By *he MinionMan
over a year ago

Surrey

Alan Carr

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By *ark.aitkenMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Charles Hawtry (apart from the obvious...he's dead).

But James Norton? Really? No hard edge or menace. Good actor but not Bond.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Rummage Up The Jumper


"Alan Carr"

Unless his teeth were actually mini grenades… that would be cool

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Tom Hanks

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Will Smith

Nick Cage

Jeff Goldblum

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Busman

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By *ark.aitkenMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Ricky Gervais

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warwick Davies

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline/Leeds


"Warwick Davies"

003.5 🤣

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over a year ago

Mr Blobby

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Don Estelle

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By *jfrenchMan
over a year ago

Stockport

Arnold Schwarzenegger

I love me some Arnie but... nah!

"Boooond.... Jaaaaames Bond.... double oooooh....severrrrrrn"

PS - a Jaws/Odd Job type villain though! He'd be superb!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lee Evans. The most annoying man in history.

Apart from me.

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over a year ago


"Tom Hanks "

Forrest Gump meets James Bond

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By *hief_Of_AlwaysMan
over a year ago

1313 Mockingbird Lane…

Dustin Hoffman once expressed interest in playing James Bond. He said he wanted to take the character in a new direction with new ideas.

While, that would be awful. I’m still curious 🧐

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By *i-subhubby.Man
over a year ago

Ballasalla.

Richard Burton.

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By *ubsteffTV/TS
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"Warwick Davies

003.5 🤣"

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By *ony MannMan
over a year ago

South Newton

I don't know, but I turned down the job of his bedroom double.

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By *inkyRebelMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Alan car

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By *iFruityCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ilfracombe

Did I hear it was being taken up by a female 007?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Busman "
turned it down couldn't afford me

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By *igCatHuntingMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire, London


"Lee Evans. The most annoying man in history."

That sequence in Casino Royale where Bond, poisoned, staggers across the road always reminds me of Lee Evans and/or Norman Wisdom.

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley

Mr Ed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Busman turned it down couldn't afford me "

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over a year ago


"Warwick Davies

003.5 🤣"

🤭😆

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By *AJMLKTV/TS
over a year ago

Burley


"Did I hear it was being taken up by a female 007?"

Whoopi Goldberg

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By *eter2.5Man
over a year ago

London

Timothy Dalton

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Omid Djalili

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

Michael winner 🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knowing Amazon, they’d probably be watching threads like this for inspiration for who they might give the role too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonko

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Sean Connery. He's very dead.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Any American actor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard in the radio this week they're turning bond American!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Donald Trump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Donald Trump "

The ultimate Bond villain surely!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Sean Connery. He's very dead. "

Not just a little bit dead?

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By *exyScientistsCouple
over a year ago

Castlebar

Alan Carr

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Prince William

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Joe Pasquale

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Alan Carr"

I'd pay to watch that Bond film.

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By *ornydavina53Man
over a year ago

tonbridge

David Beckham, heh, heh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Norman wisdom

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By (user no longer on site)
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Woody allen

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Kenneth williams

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By *emovesbakedongreaseMan
over a year ago

northwest

Idris Elba is a pretty bad choice of actor to play anyone in anything. So I’ll say him

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"Woody allen"

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By (user no longer on site)
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Roy from coronation st

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By (user no longer on site)
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jesse eisenberg

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John Inman

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Danny Dyer

Paul Hogan

Graham Norton

Chris Evans/50% of the proclaimers

50% of Ant and Dec

Steve Pemberton

Nigel Farage

Gerald from Clarkson's farm

The bearded lady from the Cinch ads, with Those fake teeth

James Corden

Rob Brydon and Anton de Bec

Tim Healy

Jim Davidson

Paul Hollywood

Johny Vegas

Sindbad from Brookside

paul Usher

Reg from The Bill

Ray 'Whadja gonna do abart tit?'Winston

The Mitchel brothers

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"David Beckham, heh, heh"

Hes's crap at everything, even hide and seek.

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Larry David

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Lenard Rossiter, RIP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Louis C.K.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Benny from crossroads

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Louis C.K."

Louis Theroux

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roland from Grange hill

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Benny from crossroads"

David Hunter from the same place

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Roland from Grange hill"

007XL

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By *exyScientistsCouple
over a year ago

Castlebar


"Benny from crossroads"

Oh wow! Blast from the past 🤣🤣

That would be bizarre

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

David Jason, better as Danger Mouse, not Del Boy

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"Roland from Grange hill

007XL"

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By (user no longer on site)
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Paul shane from Hi-de-Hi

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Nicholas lindhurst

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By *ony MannMan
over a year ago

South Newton


"David Jason, better as Danger Mouse, not Del Boy"

Far better at batman

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Craig Charles

licenced to smeg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Andre the giant

(Though I think he'd be a good villain)

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By *ixiePoisonWoman
over a year ago

Darlington

Neil (the baby)…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gary Coleman / Arnold from different strokes

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Harold bishop from neighbours

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Frank Spencer 'Ooh Betty'

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Andre the giant

(Though I think he'd be a good villain) "

He was, in the $6M man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

James Nesbitt but he'd be so bad he'd be good

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Ganin, Troy and Liam from Benidorm.

Bob, from Bob, Sue & Rita too.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"James Nesbitt but he'd be so bad he'd be good"

Liam Neeson

what about the other Mr Nesbitt...Rab C?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Ozzy Osbourne

Gazza

Larry Davidson

(not sure about Bob Monkhouse, that might work)

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Chris Barrie.

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By *aboo007Man
over a year ago

Pontefract

Steven Seagal

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By *rown_Bread78Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Ricky Gervais

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By *ettieAndIrvingMan
over a year ago

Derby

Joe Pasquale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Harvey Price

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Rylan Clarke .. The most annoying celebrity alive 😆

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By *olinOfBathMan
over a year ago

Corsham

Su Pollard

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By *olinOfBathMan
over a year ago

Corsham

Meghan Markle

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By *olinOfBathMan
over a year ago

Corsham

Dick Van Dyke

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Rowan Atkinson gets the part 😂🤣

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By *haosAfterDarkCouple
over a year ago

Kilmarnock

Romesh Ranganathan, possibly the grumpiest comedian since Jack Dee

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

Whoever it is they will have to face my ultimate Bond villain. I plan to mix the recovered DNA of Ernst Stavro Blofeld with that of Odd Job.

They'll be called "BloJob".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alan carr

Or that Jason Streatham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh hang on the way things are going these days will be that rylan and Alison Hammond will find away in

Or bloody Roman kemp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dafid the only gay in the village

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alan Carr

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By * man forMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Kirk from Coronation street

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By *ilverfox for youMan
over a year ago

Hull

Joe pesqualie !

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By *hismMan
over a year ago

Ballygonowhere

Michael J Fox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

David Hasselhoff

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Jimmy saville

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Romford

Mr Blobby.

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By *atgirl and RobinCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Adam Woodyatt. Can you imagine Bond strapped to a table with a laser beam and inch from his nutsack, squeaking "I've got nothing left....."

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By *olinOfBathMan
over a year ago

Corsham


"Romesh Ranganathan, possibly the grumpiest comedian since Jack Dee"

The difference being that JD is actually entertaining, but RR just smugly thinks himself funny.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

Princess Andrew is in between jobs...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rowan Atkinson

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By *ohnSwingsSurreyMan
over a year ago

Horley

Chinese Alan

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By *anther81Man
over a year ago

Drogheda

Boris Johnson get a good mental image of the obligatory bedroom scene.

“Cumus tous nowas” gibbering away in Latin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bond, to me, died years ago

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Roy Chubby Brown

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over a year ago


"Boris Johnson get a good mental image of the obligatory bedroom scene.

“Cumus tous nowas” gibbering away in Latin."

Politicians i think

Jacob Rees-Mogg

would be class..

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By *adtaffladMan
over a year ago

Rhyl

Dylan mulvaney

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By *wingingphil69Man
over a year ago

castleford

Anybody Amazon choose as it will have to be some transgender actor

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By *dsucksTV/TS
over a year ago

crofton park

Danny Dyer

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"Bond, to me, died years ago "

Bond died when Roger Moore stopped playing him.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Graham Norton 😂

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Julian Clary

Steve McDonald from Corrie

not much difference.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Bill Shatner

Bill Oddie

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By *udding RoseWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there

Bradley Cooper!!

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By *rafter69Man
over a year ago

upminster

James Corden

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Coventry

Donald trump as old man bond

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣 howling here

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

David Dickinson

Always tanned

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

Michael Crawford (Frank Spencer).

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Elon Musk

Roy Kinnear

Norman Eshley.

Nigel from Eastenders

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Market Deeping


"Michael Crawford (Frank Spencer)."

Condorman

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall


"Elon Musk

"

Musk (Bond): "Do you expect me to talk?"

Bezos: "No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to subscribe..."

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden


"Lee Evans. The most annoying man in history.

Apart from me."

And Norman Wisdom

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over a year ago

Me!!!!

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics

Mr Bean

Alf (that alien from years ago)

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By *atindollTV/TS
over a year ago

edinburgh

Peter drinklage,the voice sort of works though,so as long as he stayed hidden for the entire movie it might still work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Danny DeVito

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics

Paddington or Uncle Bulgaria

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always thought Rowan Atkinson would of been a wicked bond lol

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall


"I always thought Rowan Atkinson would of been a wicked bond lol"

Have you seen Johnny English?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rylan Clarke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A scouser

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall


"A scouser "

Bond: "Y' reckon I'm gonna chat, like?"

Goldfinger: "No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die."

(This is coming from a Brummie, BTW).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeff Bezos 007

We witness the end of another famous franchise RIP Bond.

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

Hasn't Disney bought the franchise?

I'm not expecting good things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hasn't Disney bought the franchise?

I'm not expecting good things. "

No Amazon has brought MGM, which brought United Artists, making them a 49% shareholder in Bond at the time of buying.

But the producers of bond since the 90,s have withdrawn and given amazon creative control of Bond.

So get ready for the Bondverse, Adventures of Miss Moneypenny, Jaws organ story, Q own adventures, M and the temple of MI6 and so on and so forth.

Didn't work for Whoverse as it has been cancelled.

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By *oastal1968Man
over a year ago

London/Stafford

Jason "wooden top" Statham. The worst actor to play anyone!!

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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago

kilmarnockish

Mike Brewer.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Joel Dommett

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

The hound.

" Blofeld your a proper cunt"

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By *loria JamesTV/TS
over a year ago

Durham

If it's down to Amazon it'll be a yank...that will be awful.

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over a year ago


"Warwick Davies

003.5 🤣"

😂😂😂

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By *panksspankedMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

William Roache

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Richard Ayoade, but he'd be a perfect Q

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Jeff Bezos 007

We witness the end of another famous franchise RIP Bond."
Bond never expected the megalomaniac to be his very own paymaster.

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By *adbod2godbodMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Joe Pasquale

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By *inkShyWoman
over a year ago

near Windsor

Daniel Radcliffe

The Rock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Henning Wehn

He'd be truly atrocious.

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Clinton Baptiste or Jimmy Tarbuck.

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By *ove2lickMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Jimmy nail

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By *erdyEstLdner 82Man
over a year ago

Ilford

Alfie Allen, he'd be a good Bond villain just not a good Bond.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

Louis Spence?

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

X

Rachael Zegler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cordon (he’d be the worst actor to play any role, including his own biopic)

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
over a year ago

Hatfield

Adam Sandler

Amazon may think other wise

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By *heeky69.Woman
over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.

Mr Bean

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
over a year ago

Hatfield


"Mr Bean "

Already tried as Johnny English .. mixed results

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Jimmy Krankee.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Sandi Toksvig

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By *olinOfBathMan
over a year ago

Corsham

Anyone who isn't Sean Connery

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By *he milf next doorWoman
over a year ago

bluebell woods

Jason Statham

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By *upanovaMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Jason Statham "

Beat me to it.

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By *inkShyWoman
over a year ago

near Windsor

Warwick Davis

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Market Deeping


"Warwick Davis "

003 foot.

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over a year ago


"Donald Trump

The ultimate Bond villain surely!"

🤡👍absolutely a total clown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Diane Abbot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Russel brand

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
over a year ago

Manchester / Cardiff

Jack Black

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good bad Bonds everyone

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