FabSwingers.com forum: Better than sex?

By *andadbod OP Man
25 weeks ago

Liverpool

is there anything out there you’d put above sex? I’ve heard the phrase “better than sex” a few times over the years and it just got me thinking, is it really?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
25 weeks ago

Reading

There is stuff that brings me joy. It's just different.

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By *arialoueWoman
25 weeks ago

Doncaster

Yeah stuff I'd rather do than have sex I find is better than sex

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
25 weeks ago

London

The omnipresent knowing things align for yourself the way you want them. I think that’s better than anything.

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By *erdyEstLdner 82Man
25 weeks ago

Ilford

Sex can be nice when it happens, but it is overrated.

There are plenty of things that are great though, getting that job or promotion you were hoping to get, passing your driving test, those are a couple of things I can think of that are better than sex.

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By *reakbedsnotheartsMan
25 weeks ago

poole

The very first Piss when you wake up

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By *vaRoseWoman
25 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Clearly none of you have ever had really really good…… garlic bread

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By *reakbedsnotheartsMan
25 weeks ago

poole

"Clearly none of you have ever had really really good…… garlic bread "

With cheese

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By *burns7Man
25 weeks ago

walsall

"Clearly none of you have ever had really really good…… garlic bread "
yeah but ever dipped it in camabert

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By *attering_ramMan
25 weeks ago

near you

Stop assuming lol

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By *vaRoseWoman
25 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

"Clearly none of you have ever had really really good…… garlic bread yeah but ever dipped it in camabert "

Now you’re talking 🥵

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By *burns7Man
25 weeks ago

walsall

"Clearly none of you have ever had really really good…… garlic bread yeah but ever dipped it in camabert

Now you’re talking 🥵"

Don’t mean to sound saucy but sprinkle little cheddar on top the dipped gwric bread

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By *vaRoseWoman
25 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

"Clearly none of you have ever had really really good…… garlic bread yeah but ever dipped it in camabert

Now you’re talking 🥵

Don’t mean to sound saucy but sprinkle little cheddar on top the dipped gwric bread

Cheese on cheese? Absolutely filthy

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By *burns7Man
25 weeks ago

walsall

Fee

Dirty thinking about it, the cheasegazam

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By *omblingFreeCouple
25 weeks ago

The Village

nothing is better than sex. absolutely nothing. sex with us that is

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By *reakbedsnotheartsMan
25 weeks ago

poole

Tempting

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

The secret sauce from Odels comes with their prawn crackers for dipping.

Been trying to figure it out, it is a light soy with possibly rice vinegar and something else can't quite get it the same but close.

I think they may be using a light sweet soy sauce

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By *agiccasterMan
25 weeks ago

worksop

Garlic bread Garlic ----Bread GARLICK BREAD

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Depends on the sex. The best sex is very hard to beat, and I've not experienced anything better than my best sexual experience.

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By *ripfillMan
25 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

The best sex … for me at least -

makes for the longest lasting memories, that one can recall, in graphic detail … time, colours, smells, touch - the physicality of being with someone. Being totally immersed in pleasure, letting time stand still ….

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By *rHotNottsMan
25 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

So disappointed, I thought this was a thread about that that phenomenal mascara….

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By *heirry84Man
25 weeks ago

Mids

"is there anything out there you’d put above sex? I’ve heard the phrase “better than sex” a few times over the years and it just got me thinking, is it really?"

Of course there is. Sometimes the discovery of someone like minded and the connection you make is better than the sex you have.

Looking across a beautiful landscape or seeing how kind and thoughtful people can be is also up there. Watching someone play an instrument with passion and beauty, seeing Roger Federer hit a ball with a racket, looking at art that is truly emotive, or hearing a life changing speech.

There's so much in life that is better, or at least on par with sex. You are not going to be on your your deathbed reminiscing about the blow job you once had. You are going to remember your experiences and connection you had.

You live for sex and then you die for sex

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By *aftarse59Man
25 weeks ago

workington

England v Scotland 6 nations today

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By *uri00620Woman
25 weeks ago

Croydon

A good sleep

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
25 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

I got 40 white chocolate biscoff KitKats yesterday. I'd say that's better than sex.

But then I did also get the sex. So 💜

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By *ryton 123TV/TS
25 weeks ago

Chatham

First thing Saturday morning, a full English down the cafe.

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By *andering_welshman2025Man
25 weeks ago

KIRKBY

1. Food

2. Hot Baths

3. Food

4. Food

5. Food

You get the idea!!!

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By *viatrixWoman
25 weeks ago

Redhill

LOL

My health (both mental and physical)

Food!

Sex is such an accessory, really… (I am really sounding menopausal now 👵🏻 👵🏻)

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

A dairy milk caramel whilst having a long soak followed by a lady wank in the shower. I don't even need to get dressed up 🤷‍♀️

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By *ildTimes.Man
25 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam

Ice cold beer on a hot summer's day! 🍺

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
25 weeks ago

In fair Verona.

Farting and your stomach ache going away.

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By *andadbod OP Man
25 weeks ago

Liverpool

"Ice cold beer on a hot summer's day! 🍺"

oooh yeah 👍🏻😃

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
25 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

"I got 40 white chocolate biscoff KitKats yesterday. I'd say that's better than sex.

But then I did also get the sex. So 💜"

WHAT?!!! WHERE?! HOW?!!! This is outrageous I'm only now hearing about white chocolate biscoff KitKats?!! I've never even had one, and I agree!!

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By *over of ladiesMan
25 weeks ago

cannock

"Clearly none of you have ever had really really good…… garlic bread "

Garlic bread?

Bread with garlic it's the future

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Serious answer: Naked cuddles with a woman I really like or love while we just talk shit, laugh and hold hands. That’s better than sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

When your journey is quicker than google maps predicted

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By *eliWoman
25 weeks ago

Really good cheese on toast.

Kissing.

Really great sex is pretty hard to beat though.

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
25 weeks ago

North West

That first night back in your own bed and a brew after being on holiday.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Cheesy chips or a dirty burger after a night out - really hits the spot in a big way.

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By *sWyldWoman
25 weeks ago

Edinburgh

So many things.

Hearing people I love laugh.

My dog greeting me after a bad day.

A gorgeous sunrise/sunset.

Fresh bedding and just shaved legs.

Proper belly laughing with friends.

A hug from someone you love

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By *ighlander-n-KittyCouple
25 weeks ago

Hull

First coffee of the morning!

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
25 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

"So many things.

Hearing people I love laugh.

My dog greeting me after a bad day.

A gorgeous sunrise/sunset.

Fresh bedding and just shaved legs.

Proper belly laughing with friends.

A hug from someone you love "

I got distracted wetdreaming about Biscoff White Chocolate Kit Kats and didn't put my serious thought down...

I was going to write 'the welcome home you get from the dog'! 🐕❤️

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
25 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane

A good cup of coffee & some chocolate

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By *rina1xWoman
25 weeks ago

London

Food

Guess thats why im fat

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By *ynamicnatureMan
25 weeks ago

Doncaster

Skiing and surfing have brought me some euphoric moments and plenty of joy over my life, but is it better than sex?........

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By *ric-shawnMan
25 weeks ago

By the beach...

Riding superbikes...

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By *ouble-SidedCouple
25 weeks ago

Voldsøy

That connection with someone you care about. Talking, listening, sharing, getting into someone's mind. In turn, it makes the sex better for me too, so

winner, winner

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By *abioMan
25 weeks ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

I have had a few cups of “alcoholic hot chocolate “ that have been better than sex…..

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By *bwlady123Woman
25 weeks ago

private

The cinnamon roll cookies I made never moaned eating food before

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By *i-subhubby.Man
25 weeks ago

Down by the river.

Late night bacon sandwich. Cup of tea and chocolate biscuits, Turkish delight.

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By *ilverfox for youMan
25 weeks ago

Hull

E stim gives a better orgasm but can’t beat the touch of a woman !!

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By *antricSeeker60Man
25 weeks ago

Durham

Comedy is sometimes better than sex, but then again sex can be great comedy.

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By *ewbootsandpanties99Man
25 weeks ago

Darkest South East Surrey

Watching Palace score a last minute winner whilst being in the away end with fellow Palace fans!

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

"Watching Palace score a last minute winner whilst being in the away end with fellow Palace fans! "
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

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By *ewbootsandpanties99Man
25 weeks ago

Darkest South East Surrey

"Watching Palace score a last minute winner whilst being in the away end with fellow Palace fans! BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM"

There ain't no striker better!

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By *exyScientistsCouple
25 weeks ago

Castlebar

Someone you love saying they love you.

Hugs from my kids

My bed after a night at work

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
25 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

Striking out over a blind brow with no GPS and getting a perfect finish-up with no short work. Old school.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

"Someone you love saying they love you.

Hugs from my kids

My bed after a night at work

Yes to all

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By *WBiOnlyCoupleCouple
25 weeks ago

St Helens

Hate the phrase. It's never said about something that's comparable to anything about sex. There's only one time I've ever felt any feeling that could be fairly compared with with anything relevant to sex.

When I was in labour with my youngest, the position he was in completely stopped me from peeing and my bladder started getting uncomfortably full.

It got to the point it was horrendously painful, it was the kind of pain that causes big waves of nausea that peak with the pain. I've never felt anything like it.

So the doctor used a drain to empty my bladder (not one you leave in, he took it straight out once it was empty)

The only thing I can compare that relief to, is it was like when you feel like you're going to explode as you're about have an orgasm, and then when it happens there's a relieving feeling. It was the same relieving feeling, just without the preceding sexual feeling.

That's the only thing I'd ever say I could compare to sex that way, the relief from it emptying effected what must be every single nerve ending and hair on my body. The entire world melted away, I wasn't aware of my physical body at one point, and if you'd been outside the door listening to the noises you'd probably forget you were stood in a labour and delivery ward.

Most of the time when people describe something, especially food, as "better than sex" I just think "you must have really shit sex".

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