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"ARRRRRRGH the first one of the new year and this one even has a TOUNGE???
Quickly Mods,over here!!!!
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"if you bother to read it says FOOL  "No i read it again...it doesnt say Fool anywhere.....  | |||
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"why cant men with small cocks ever spell TONGUE!!! "I can!!! OOPS!!
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"Back to the original question... Its not what a guy has its the way he uses it that counts, and sex is not just about penetration." Oh bollox...dont stop typing...im taking notes here.... | |||
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"Some women like walking like john wayne!?!?!?" Maybe but do you think John Wayne walks like a woman?....umm serious discussion topic there i think.... | |||
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"If you are concerned whether or not it will fit, why not advertise for a tight fanny? After all, as another poster has already intimated, loads of ladies ask for WE or VWE guys. Who is going to be brave enough to ask for "tight fannies only" on their profile? "Dont you think meets are hard enough to get here...lol... | |||
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"how big is a tight fanny? "Probably a bit smaller than a "little cock"
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"how big is a tight fanny?
Probably a bit smaller than a "little cock"
bet ya find the Holy Grail first "now has a mental image of him running around with a person running behind him using coconuts...clip clop, clip clop.....and thats without alcohol!  | |||
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"how big is a tight fanny? "One finger will snuggly touch all sides without lateral movement. Yeah.........nice thought innit? | |||
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"hi just a question to you ladies wat is better big or small cocks and is 5in still a good size especially when im brilliant with my tounge and hands lol x "The average depth of a wman's chuff tunnel is 5" so anything longer than that is going to be hitting the cervix with every stroke. Some women love that sensation, so a 6" or 7" cock just about taps her in the right place everytime, but some women find it acutely uncomfortable, so anything over 5" is just wasted manmeat that doesn't get a look in. There are exceptions to this rule, of course, and some women have fannies deeper than the Black Hole of Calcutta, so if you're not hung like a baboon holding an orange then she's gonna feel like you're trying to throw a sausage up an alley. | |||
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"my pants have shrunk "yeah...thats my excuse too! | |||
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"why cant men with small cocks ever spell TONGUE!!! "reminds me of Couvoisier - the fancy French licker | |||
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"how big is a tight fanny?
One finger will snuggly touch all sides without lateral movement.
Yeah.........nice thought innit? "wow you just took me back 20 years...ahh those were the days.... | |||
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"hi just a question to you ladies wat is better big or small cocks and is 5in still a good size especially when im brilliant with my tounge and hands lol x
The average depth of a wman's chuff tunnel is 5" so anything longer than that is going to be hitting the cervix with every stroke. Some women love that sensation, so a 6" or 7" cock just about taps her in the right place everytime, but some women find it acutely uncomfortable, so anything over 5" is just wasted manmeat that doesn't get a look in.
There are exceptions to this rule, of course, and some women have fannies deeper than the Black Hole of Calcutta, so if you're not hung like a baboon holding an orange then she's gonna feel like you're trying to throw a sausage up an alley. "You can sometimes judge the size of man meat by the bulge....can you judge the size of a chuff by the size of the camel foot???... | |||
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"You can sometimes judge the size of man meat by the bulge....can you judge the size of a chuff by the size of the camel foot???... "No, it works by sonar, you have to wait for the echo to bounce back and that's how you can tell how deep it is. | |||
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" The average depth of a wman's chuff tunnel is 5" so anything longer than that is going to be hitting the cervix with every stroke" Wishy Not wanting to get in a an augment over this , but where did you get this information?
If it were true it would be a common problem, and its not brought up on here that often.
It seems a bit unlikely.
(and no, I'm not trying to claim something! LOL)
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"Just imagine a guy gets down to do a bit of pussy lingus, but before he starts, he parts the lips and yodels for a few seconds and then waits for the echo, That tells him how long he need to lick it before he starts to dick it. lol "If the sound of minge licking creates an echo...then he could sit back and listen to himself doing it....how cool is that.... | |||
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" Wishy Not wanting to get in a an augment over this , but where did you get this information?
If it were true it would be a common problem, and its not brought up on here that often.
It seems a bit unlikely.
(and no, I'm not trying to claim something! LOL)
"On AskAlice: " Dear Alice, I was wondering about the depth of the vagina. I've read statistics that say that the average vagina is only 3 to 4 inches deep. This seems way too small to me, since the average penis is considerably longer than that. Wouldn't that mean that most penises would crash into the cervix repeatedly during intercourse? Since this obviously doesn't happen, my question is this: does the vagina actually elongate during intercourse to accommodate the entire length of the average penis? " " Dear Reader, Yes, just as the vagina has the capacity to expand, allowing for the passage of a baby during childbirth, the vagina also has the ability to elongate during intercourse to accommodate a penis. As you mentioned, for some women, the depth from the vaginal opening to the tip of the cervix is 3 to 4 inches when they are not sexually aroused. Other women may have a vaginal depth of five to seven inches. Regardless, during arousal, blood flows to the genital area, and sexual excitement causes the upper two-thirds of the vagina to lengthen by forcing the cervix and uterus to ascend. The vagina also lubricates to help ease penetration. Some people think that the vaginal canal is a continuously open space. However, this is a misperception. Think of the vaginal canal as if it were a balloon that is not filled with any air. The walls, which have the potential to expand and elongate, gently touch one another. When something is placed inside, they mold around the width and accommodate the length of a penis, tampon, finger(s), or sex toy. Sometimes during penetration, a penis or other object inserted in a vagina does hit the cervix. This may be an indication that the woman is not physiologically aroused enough; when she is more aroused, her vagina will elongate and her cervix, the neck of the uterus, will lift up and move out of the way. Other times, contact with the cervix can happen if a penis is larger than average or if the thrusting is too deep. Communicating with a partner about the discomfort — "Ouch, that's a little too deep" — and changing sexual positions may be helpful. " | |||
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"well I can do my washing up in mine - would that be classed as big "Depends if use one of them brushes full of fairy liquid as well! | |||
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" Think of the vaginal canal as if it were a balloon that is not filled with any air. The walls, which have the potential to expand and elongate, gently touch one another. When something is placed inside, they mold around the width and accommodate the length of a penis, tampon, finger(s), or sex toy. " But we all know what happens to a balloon thats been over inflated several times!
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" Wishy Not wanting to get in a an augment over this , but where did you get this information?
If it were true it would be a common problem, and its not brought up on here that often.
It seems a bit unlikely.
(and no, I'm not trying to claim something! LOL)
On AskAlice:
Dear Alice,
I was wondering about the depth of the vagina. I've read statistics that say that the average vagina is only 3 to 4 inches deep. This seems way too small to me, since the average penis is considerably longer than that. Wouldn't that mean that most penises would crash into the cervix repeatedly during intercourse? Since this obviously doesn't happen, my question is this: does the vagina actually elongate during intercourse to accommodate the entire length of the average penis?
Dear Reader,
Yes, just as the vagina has the capacity to expand, allowing for the passage of a baby during childbirth, the vagina also has the ability to elongate during intercourse to accommodate a penis. As you mentioned, for some women, the depth from the vaginal opening to the tip of the cervix is 3 to 4 inches when they are not sexually aroused. Other women may have a vaginal depth of five to seven inches. Regardless, during arousal, blood flows to the genital area, and sexual excitement causes the upper two-thirds of the vagina to lengthen by forcing the cervix and uterus to ascend. The vagina also lubricates to help ease penetration.
Some people think that the vaginal canal is a continuously open space. However, this is a misperception. Think of the vaginal canal as if it were a balloon that is not filled with any air. The walls, which have the potential to expand and elongate, gently touch one another. When something is placed inside, they mold around the width and accommodate the length of a penis, tampon, finger(s), or sex toy.
Sometimes during penetration, a penis or other object inserted in a vagina does hit the cervix. This may be an indication that the woman is not physiologically aroused enough; when she is more aroused, her vagina will elongate and her cervix, the neck of the uterus, will lift up and move out of the way. Other times, contact with the cervix can happen if a penis is larger than average or if the thrusting is too deep. Communicating with a partner about the discomfort — "Ouch, that's a little too deep" — and changing sexual positions may be helpful.
"Ok, interesting, but.. ;-) To be pedantic, thats not mentioning any average size, and doesn't it really negate your original position slightly?
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"why OR. why not AND big in your right hand... small in yur left.. when ya get cramp from wanking the biggie...... swop over.
next ......."Theysay Jeremy Beadle had a small cock...................but on the other hand it was massive! O.K.....I'll get my coat! | |||
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"TUT a fanny is not a bsalloon tho is it, is it?? all I know is my fanny likes willies of all ages shapes sizes and nations " how about a 53yr old willy, its not huge, but with 16 stone behind it, you'll know it's in | |||
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"why OR. why not AND big in your right hand... small in yur left.. when ya get cramp from wanking the biggie...... swop over.
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Theysay Jeremy Beadle had a small cock...................but on the other hand it was massive!
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"TUT a fanny is not a bsalloon tho is it, is it?? all I know is my fanny likes willies of all ages shapes sizes and nations how about a 53yr old willy, its not huge, but with 16 stone behind it, you'll know it's in "sounds bloody marvellous x  | |||
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"Well,for an oft done theme,this has really got some legs on it. The only person not to have carried on is the O.P. He must be tounge tied!
Sorry,couldn't help myself!
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I have really enjoyed contributing to this little debate xxxx
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" To be pedantic, thats not mentioning any average size, and doesn't it really negate your original position slightly?
"Did you not read this excerpt from the passage I posted then? " for some women, the depth from the vaginal opening to the tip of the cervix is 3 to 4 inches when they are not sexually aroused. Other women may have a vaginal depth of five to seven inches. " Maybe it should have listed all the possible depths of a woman's vagina: 1"? 2"? 3"? ... I think that because it doesn't mention those depths one can assume that the statement is talking about AVERAGES. | |||
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"Well,for an oft done theme,this has really got some legs on it. The only person not to have carried on is the O.P. He must be tounge tied!
Sorry,couldn't help myself!
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It's surprising what a few beers will do for artistic and literary flare,
I have really enjoyed contributing to this little debate xxxx
"Lol I agree, people are still in a festive mood and a little hung over. Give it another hour or so and you'll get a 'ffs!! This old chestnut again?' lol | |||
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"Well,for an oft done theme,this has really got some legs on it. The only person not to have carried on is the O.P. He must be tounge tied!
Sorry,couldn't help myself!
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It's surprising what a few beers will do for artistic and literary flare,
I have really enjoyed contributing to this little debate xxxx
Lol I agree, people are still in a festive mood and a little hung over. Give it another hour or so and you'll get a 'ffs!! This old chestnut again?' lol"ffs " this old chestnut again"..... | |||
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"Well,for an oft done theme,this has really got some legs on it. The only person not to have carried on is the O.P. He must be tounge tied!
Sorry,couldn't help myself!
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It's surprising what a few beers will do for artistic and literary flare,
I have really enjoyed contributing to this little debate xxxx
Lol I agree, people are still in a festive mood and a little hung over. Give it another hour or so and you'll get a 'ffs!! This old chestnut again?' lol"speaking about literary flare....see you got "little hung" in there, | |||
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"as for reading the op`s profile hes a smoker ....... who wont meet other smokers ffs "He doesnt like sharing his ciggies...cant say i blame him theyre bloody expensive.... | |||
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" To be pedantic, thats not mentioning any average size, and doesn't it really negate your original position slightly?
Did you not read this excerpt from the passage I posted then?
for some women, the depth from the vaginal opening to the tip of the cervix is 3 to 4 inches when they are not sexually aroused. Other women may have a vaginal depth of five to seven inches.
Maybe it should have listed all the possible depths of a woman's vagina:
1"? 2"? 3"? ... I think that because it doesn't mention those depths one can assume that the statement is talking about AVERAGES."Ok, I was only having a little fun. It was some and may, not average mentioned, and it also implies that due to expected expansion bumping against the Cervix is not the norm, only in the more extreme (hence rarer) cases. But I was interested in your source material, and the conclusion inferred. Now I am going to leave it anyway. LOL Have a good new year. | |||
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" ffs " this old chestnut again"..... "There you go, and in less time than I thought lol! | |||
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" speaking about literary flare....see you got "little hung" in there, "Lol it was a Freudian slip! | |||
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"5inches measured correctly isna that small....... it's the 8 and 9's that are measured incorrectly... folks will be disappointed with "Never a truer word said Mr View hun well said.
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