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By *upanova OP   Man
24 weeks ago

Sheffield

How do you eat yours? I like mine well toasted so they have a crunch with lots of Lurpak spread on them. Toppings can vary, but today it is honey.

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By *leasinglipznhipsWoman
24 weeks ago

Love a good crumpet. I keep it simple. Lashing of butter

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By *eoBloomsMan
24 weeks ago

Springfield

Not too well done, butter and jam please.

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By *uri00620Woman
24 weeks ago

Croydon

Butter, cheese and Marmite!

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
24 weeks ago

Next Door

Toasted then salted butter. Enough butter that it runs down your chin when you bite into it

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By *eoBloomsMan
24 weeks ago

Springfield


"Toasted then salted butter. Enough butter that it runs down your chin when you bite into it

"

Most erotic post on Fab today!

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By *exyScientistsCouple
24 weeks ago

Castlebar

Double blast in the toaster so the outside is crunchy and just butter for me too.

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By *andadbodMan
24 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Toasted then salted butter. Enough butter that it runs down your chin when you bite into it

"

same 👍🏻😃

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By *upanova OP   Man
24 weeks ago

Sheffield


"Butter, cheese and Marmite!"

Ooo nice

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By *upanova OP   Man
24 weeks ago

Sheffield


"Toasted then salted butter. Enough butter that it runs down your chin when you bite into it

"

My buttery crumpet has just dribbled down my chin

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
24 weeks ago

Around the Midlands


"Butter, cheese and Marmite!"

Or peanut butter

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By *upanova OP   Man
24 weeks ago

Sheffield


"Double blast in the toaster so the outside is crunchy and just butter for me too. "

Always a double blast. Ideally grill but cannot be bothered with that!

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By *rdere OpusCouple
24 weeks ago

Brum - ish

Lightly toasted and then eaten with either cheese or with bacon and scrambled egg.

L

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
24 weeks ago

Next Door


"Toasted then salted butter. Enough butter that it runs down your chin when you bite into it

Most erotic post on Fab today! "

Someone to lick it off, 🥵🥵

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By *ittleMissCali_MrDJCouple
24 weeks ago

wonderland.


"How do you eat yours? I like mine well toasted so they have a crunch with lots of Lurpak spread on them. Toppings can vary, but today it is honey. "
love them with some of my wild flower honey that I got in the IOM on top xx

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By *upanova OP   Man
24 weeks ago

Sheffield


"Butter, cheese and Marmite!

Or peanut butter"

My 4 for lunch, had butter, marmite, honey and peanut butter. Delicious!

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By *mf123Man
24 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Did you give her heads up before chowing down

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By *upanova OP   Man
24 weeks ago

Sheffield


"How do you eat yours? I like mine well toasted so they have a crunch with lots of Lurpak spread on them. Toppings can vary, but today it is honey. love them with some of my wild flower honey that I got in the IOM on top xx"

Now that sounds delightful

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By *upanova OP   Man
24 weeks ago

Sheffield


"Toasted then salted butter. Enough butter that it runs down your chin when you bite into it

Most erotic post on Fab today! "

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By *ad NannaWoman
24 weeks ago

East London

I'm going to have one later with butter.

Sometimes I have melted cheese or jam on them.

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By *ad NannaWoman
24 weeks ago

East London


"I'm going to have one later with butter.

Sometimes I have melted cheese or jam on them.

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I forgot, I have Marmite on the butter sometimes.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Toasted till bottom is crispy then big lumps of salted butter on top and let it melt through before eating

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By *upanova OP   Man
24 weeks ago

Sheffield


"Toasted till bottom is crispy then big lumps of salted butter on top and let it melt through before eating "

Yummy 😋😋🤤

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By *tms1xCouple
24 weeks ago

Chelmsford

Butter/marmite/cheese/bits of crispy bacon

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By *ynamicnatureMan
24 weeks ago

Doncaster

Lots of butter, lots of honey please.

Never tried them any other way.

The cheese, marmite sounds good though

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By *avexxMan
24 weeks ago

cheshire

toasted plenty of butter

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
24 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Warburtons only with Lurpak only.

A little bit crunchy with enough butter to stain my clothes. If on the rare occasion there is no Lurpack, Dairy Lee spread.

If the crumpets are served with hash Browns. Even better.

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By *estructionDollyWoman
24 weeks ago

The Deep Dark Woods

If having them plain I like them very crunchy and piled with butter.

But I also love a cheesy crumpet or a pizza crumpet where I will spread some tomato puree or tapenade or pesto as a base, cheese, sliced mushrooms, jalapeños, some ham or salami and herbs then bang them in the air fryer 🤤

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By *ensuallover1000Man
24 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Just butter spread thickly upon mine; I love the way it melts into the crumpet and the greasy goo slides down the throat.

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By *estructionDollyWoman
24 weeks ago

The Deep Dark Woods

God damn I really want crumpets now I haven't had crumpets for ages

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By *ergus1622Man
24 weeks ago

Dundee

I still like mine soft lots of butter mabe with cheese too

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By *lynJMan
24 weeks ago

Morden

Double toasted for crunch the butter/olive spread followed by a choice from

Spreadable cheese

Marmalade

Peanut butter

Or a fried/poached egg if I'm having a fry up at the weekend.

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By *imon_hydeMan
24 weeks ago

Stockport

Well done, crispy. No toppings but with a mug of hot vimto.

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By *ripfillMan
24 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

Just off to Morrisons … crumpet envy!

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago


"Butter, cheese and Marmite!"
boom

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By *obilebottomMan
24 weeks ago

All over

Very similar to yours and my prefered topping is honey too

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By *end1Man
24 weeks ago

southend on sea

I've just eaten 3 crumpets with plenty of butter and marmite..Delicious 😊😊

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By *uchessdoeWoman
24 weeks ago

Northampton

Crispy on the outside, soft in the middle, too much salted butter, the briefest smear of Marmite.

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By *each needs some creamWoman
24 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

When you have West country butter you don't need any other toppings.

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By *layfullsamMan
24 weeks ago

Solihull

Lightly toasted, real butter, ham and a poached egg on top

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By *bitofaslutWoman
24 weeks ago

Cannock

Juuust short of burnt on the bottom, crispy on top, so much butter you have to mop it off the plate, preferably with bacon on top.

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By *bitofaslutWoman
24 weeks ago

Cannock


"Crispy on the outside, soft in the middle "

ARMADILLOES!

(Harry Enfield 80s Dime advert, don't mind me)

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By *uchessdoeWoman
24 weeks ago

Northampton


"Crispy on the outside, soft in the middle

ARMADILLOES!

(Harry Enfield 80s Dime advert, don't mind me)"

I'm so happy someone's on my wavelength

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By *bitofaslutWoman
24 weeks ago

Cannock


"Crispy on the outside, soft in the middle

ARMADILLOES!

(Harry Enfield 80s Dime advert, don't mind me)

I'm so happy someone's on my wavelength "

It's a compulsion

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By *utterflyandArtificeCouple
24 weeks ago

Westbury (Wiltshire)


"Crispy on the outside, soft in the middle

ARMADILLOES!

(Harry Enfield 80s Dime advert, don't mind me)

I'm so happy someone's on my wavelength

It's a compulsion "

Yes!

This wins today's t'interwebs

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By *otsossieMan
24 weeks ago

Chesterfield

Armadillo as above. With butter, maybe honey, or melted cheese.

Sometimes I make cute little pizzas, if I’m feeling fancy.

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