FabSwingers.com forum: If men outnumbered women...

By *ackdaw52 OP Man
24 weeks ago

Chesterfield

People often talk about what would happen if the gender balance was reversed on Fab.

I've been having fun trying to imagine what men's profiles would look like if women were desperate for sex and men weren't that interested but liked the attention.

Stop sending me boob pics, my inbox is full.

Black women only, just my preference.

Connection is very important; if there is any connection at all I'm not interested.

Face and arse pic with first message or I delete and block.

Can't meet at the drop of a hat, I've got my fantasy league to think about.

Slim and gorgeous is my preference.

If I don't reply straight away don't send abuse. It just means I'm pursuing someone else first.

Meanwhile women:

I CAN SUCK FOR HOURS I CAN BREATH THRU MY EARS I LOVE THE TASTE OF BELL END

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By *an8iMan
24 weeks ago

Bilston

Somewhere in the multiverse this is happening

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By *ildTimes.Man
24 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam

No pussy pics....I know what they look like.

Yes I might have 200 meet veris in 3 months but I'm very particular and fussy with who I meet...

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By *ackdaw52 OP Man
24 weeks ago

Chesterfield

"No pussy pics....I know what they look like.

Yes I might have 200 meet veris in 3 months but I'm very particular and fussy with who I meet..."

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
24 weeks ago

Reading

None of us would be here.

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By *eoBloomsMan
24 weeks ago

Springfield

Daily threads of patronising advice to single women. You've just got to make more effort to stand out !

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By *ealitybitesMan
24 weeks ago

Belfast

But men do outnumber women.

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By *eroLondonMan
24 weeks ago

Covent Garden

Unless I've misunderstood men do outnumber the women.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
24 weeks ago

North West

Oh awesome, if we're going for a full role reversal I'll take the pay increase, full reproductive autonomy, reduced mental load and reduced risk of gender based violence.

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By *hunky GentMan
24 weeks ago

Stamford

"Oh awesome, if we're going for a full role reversal I'll take the pay increase, full reproductive autonomy, reduced mental load and reduced risk of gender based violence.

1. Sod that - I'm not taking a pay cut

2. I already look pregnant and have done so for many years.

3. Mental. I'm an absolute loon now.

4. I wish there was no violence- no matter the gender.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
24 weeks ago

North West

"Oh awesome, if we're going for a full role reversal I'll take the pay increase, full reproductive autonomy, reduced mental load and reduced risk of gender based violence.

1. Sod that - I'm not taking a pay cut

2. I already look pregnant and have done so for many years.

3. Mental. I'm an absolute loon now.

4. I wish there was no violence- no matter the gender.

But, but, but, Fab would be so easy for you... 😂

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By *hunky GentMan
24 weeks ago

Stamford

But, but, but, Fab would be so easy for you... 😂"

Fab is already easy for me.

I've realised that I'm fighting a losing battle for meets, so I rarely even ask.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Fab pic for friend request.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

All women with small boobs, black hair, brown eyes, size 8 feet, are blocked...we all have our preferences, please respect mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

As a man I think this thread is good humour but as the man on a couples profile I do get why some couples and single females write this stuff . When we first joined and never had any filters it was a nightmare we almost closed the account until another couple pretty much taught us how to use the filters

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By *ackdaw52 OP Man
24 weeks ago

Chesterfield

Just realised I've written the title wrong but I don't know how to change it. Duh.

It was meant to be a bit of fun, that's all.

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By *eoBloomsMan
24 weeks ago

Springfield

"Just realised I've written the title wrong but I don't know how to change it. Duh.

It was meant to be a bit of fun, that's all."

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

"Just realised I've written the title wrong but I don't know how to change it. Duh.

It was meant to be a bit of fun, that's all."
most people will take it as a bit fun those who don’t just lack a sense of humour 😂

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By *hil most chillMan
24 weeks ago

London, South East & Europe

This is already my experience here

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By *ympho6969Woman
24 weeks ago

glasgow

Would that also mean men would have the filled out profiles and woman would be a blank profile pic with 2 friends only photos, both of which are tit pics? Then the woman would be spamming guys for friend requests to perve when?

Would there be women's help me with my profile and men getting fed up saying the same things over and over?

Still scratching my head to understand what the equivalent of "I have 10" is. Boob size? Pussy capacity?

Club nights would be gbgb and prices would switch?

Would women ask men for their boxers?

And most importantly, what would tributes become

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By *eddy004Man
24 weeks ago

Toy Town

It's brightened my Wednesday. Love tongue in cheek fun

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By *eoBloomsMan
24 weeks ago

Springfield

"It's brightened my Wednesday. Love tongue in cheek fun"

In the new Fab this will be officially Whinge About Women Wednesday replacing Moan about Men Monday.

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By *viatrixWoman
24 weeks ago

Redhill

Lots of boob photos with basketballs for size comparison 🏀 🏀☺️

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By *hunky GentMan
24 weeks ago

Stamford

"It's brightened my Wednesday. Love tongue in cheek fun

In the new Fab this will be officially Whinge About Women Wednesday replacing Moan about Men Monday."

That reminds me - we haven't had a 'Moobs Monday' in ages. 😆 🤣

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By *hunky GentMan
24 weeks ago

Stamford

"Lots of boob photos with basketballs for size comparison 🏀 🏀☺️"

Bouncy bouncy.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

A bunch of women sat on cams begging to be wanked over..

Hey, do you like my tits, are you viewing? 🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

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By *eoBloomsMan
24 weeks ago

Springfield

And most importantly, what would tributes become

Squirting vids ?

What about boing ?

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By *ackdaw52 OP Man
24 weeks ago

Chesterfield

"Not been here before, no idea how this works.

Obviously I'm looking to sleep with the whole site."

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By *ensuallover1000Man
24 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

We’d likely see a surge of boobs and vulvas poised above toilet pics….

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By *eoBloomsMan
24 weeks ago

Springfield

"A bunch of women sat on cams begging to be wanked over..

Hey, do you like my tits, are you viewing? 🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

And just 1000 other women plus Derek in Swindon watching them.

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By *naswingdressWoman
24 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

I always said I'd give it a month and if I had no joy I'd leave.

I would have left as I said.

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By *ackformore100Man
24 weeks ago

Tin town

Now I'm confused. Who are we supposed to be taking the piss out of?

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
24 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

What's the female opposite of white knighting 😜😜

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By *hunky GentMan
24 weeks ago

Stamford

"Now I'm confused. Who are we supposed to be taking the piss out of? "

Same as usual - men taking the piss out I'd men.

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By *eoBloomsMan
24 weeks ago

Springfield

"Now I'm confused. Who are we supposed to be taking the piss out of? "

Nobody I hope. It was just meant to be a fun thought experiment I think but heh, The Lounge 🤷‍♂️

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By *hunky GentMan
24 weeks ago

Stamford

"What's the female opposite of white knighting 😜😜

Mr "

Black Daying. 😆 🤣 😂

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
24 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

"Now I'm confused. Who are we supposed to be taking the piss out of? "

Keir Starmer 🤣🤣

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By *hirleyMan
24 weeks ago

London

I've encountered plenty of both gender that seem "desperate for sex" on fab. The thing that I find most can't get their head around is that despite this, these fabsters still have standards that are completely subjective and personal to them, so will only target what they like. So no matter how many carlsberg type scenarios you want to make, it's not anything like reality 😂

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By *eoBloomsMan
24 weeks ago

Springfield

"What's the female opposite of white knighting 😜😜

Black Daying. 😆 🤣 😂 "

Very sharp CG 👏

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
24 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

"What's the female opposite of white knighting 😜😜

Black Daying. 😆 🤣 😂

Very sharp CG 👏"

And quick 👊👊

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By *naswingdressWoman
24 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"What's the female opposite of white knighting 😜😜

Mr "

A female white knight is a pick me

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

I’m not desperate.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

If you’re over 5’5 don’t waste your time messaging me.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Appreciate the offers from older women but I’m not interested in anyone the same age as my mum!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

If you have read this far, put NotAllMen at the start of your message

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By *itbit ChampMan
24 weeks ago

Chester

Good idea for a science fiction novel this...

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By *exxyyDy11Man
24 weeks ago

North West

So what would be the female equivalent of a cock pic next to a sky remote then?? 🤔

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By *viatrixWoman
24 weeks ago

Redhill

"So what would be the female equivalent of a cock pic next to a sky remote then?? 🤔"

I said it above. Basketballs or beachballs/yoga balls

In my case, tennis balls 😂😂😂

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By *layfullsamMan
24 weeks ago

Solihull

"So what would be the female equivalent of a cock pic next to a sky remote then?? 🤔"

Cd discs on the nipple

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

"So what would be the female equivalent of a cock pic next to a sky remote then?? 🤔"

Tits next to melons, obviously

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By *iss DevilWoman
24 weeks ago

Bedford

Don't men still outnumber women on here? Or am I not getting it?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
24 weeks ago

East Sussex

"Don't men still outnumber women on here? Or am I not getting it?

I think it should say 'if women outnumbered men'

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By *eoBloomsMan
24 weeks ago

Springfield

"Don't men still outnumber women on here? Or am I not getting it?

I think it should say 'if women outnumbered men'

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By *ackdaw52 OP Man
24 weeks ago

Chesterfield

Yes, I got the title wrong.

Anyway, women do take loads of pics in the toilet. But it's that full length mirror in Wetherspoons.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
24 weeks ago

Central

"Would that also mean men would have the filled out profiles and woman would be a blank profile pic with 2 friends only photos, both of which are tit pics? Then the woman would be spamming guys for friend requests to perve when?

Would there be women's help me with my profile and men getting fed up saying the same things over and over?

Still scratching my head to understand what the equivalent of "I have 10" is. Boob size? Pussy capacity?

Club nights would be gbgb and prices would switch?

Would women ask men for their boxers?

And most importantly, what would tributes become

Tribute pics would have to be squirting to stand any chance of attention

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By *oodmessMan
24 weeks ago

yumsville

When I was seeing a few people they honestly didn't mind waiting a week or three.

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