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"FAF - Works all the time. Don't forget to attach a cock pic next to the sky remote😉" What’s FAF Or next to a can of Stella or a small redbull if you’re inches challenged ![]() | |||
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"Hey all, typically hard getting responses half the time on here, don’t know if my opening lines are just useless tbh haha, what open lines do women usually like to, and what would the men’s most opening lines be " pack your suitcase we’re off away 😂 | |||
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"FAF - Works all the time. Don't forget to attach a cock pic next to the sky remote😉" Toilets have the perfect lighting, leave the seat up for extra 'brownie' points, don't flush! ![]() | |||
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"Have a well written profile that outlines what you are looking for. Contact profiles that have the same preferences. Include a sentence or two that acknowledges that you have read their profile in some way. Be polite. Include face pics. " Dunno, sounds like a lot of hard work 🤷🏻♂️ | |||
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"The most effective one I've seen is : "is my profile of interest to you" " Did you bang him? | |||
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"I posted *my* perfect opening message on a thread a couple of months back. Not one person used it. Two short sentences that would guarantee a reply. Ah well. " Well my ears are open if you fancy sharing? | |||
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"Hey all, typically hard getting responses half the time on here, don’t know if my opening lines are just useless tbh haha, what open lines do women usually like to, and what would the men’s most opening lines be " I always advise people to put 95% of their effort into their profile and 5% into worrying what to write in a message that most likely won't be read if the receiver looks at the senders profile first and sees nothing appealing in the pictures and words. 🤷♂️ What's the point in worrying about a brief first message if you're not doing everything you can to show and tell people who you are and what you're looking for? | |||
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"Doesn’t really matter what you write, if I don’t get a sense of you in your bio or have decent pics, I’m probably not replying. Please write more than WUU2 though 🤪" 9 times out of 10, your profile doesn't even get looked at regardless of what you message. | |||
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"Hey all, typically hard getting responses half the time on here, don’t know if my opening lines are just useless tbh haha, what open lines do women usually like to, and what would the men’s most opening lines be " Try; Hello sexy female! meet me now I want to pound your squirrel for hours. | |||
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"Doesn’t really matter what you write, if I don’t get a sense of you in your bio or have decent pics, I’m probably not replying. Please write more than WUU2 though 🤪 9 times out of 10, your profile doesn't even get looked at regardless of what you message." 8 out of those 9 times they'll be browsing in ninja mode and you'll never know. I just viewed your profile and I bet i won't show on your 'who's viewed me' list. 🤷♂️ | |||
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"Hey all, typically hard getting responses half the time on here, don’t know if my opening lines are just useless tbh haha, what open lines do women usually like to, and what would the men’s most opening lines be Try; Hello sexy female! meet me now I want to pound your squirrel for hours." and bang me nuts against your backdoor. Think Conker's Bad Furday from the Nintendo 64. | |||
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"The most effective one I've seen is : "is my profile of interest to you" Did you bang him? " I did | |||
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"Doesn’t really matter what you write, if I don’t get a sense of you in your bio or have decent pics, I’m probably not replying. Please write more than WUU2 though 🤪 9 times out of 10, your profile doesn't even get looked at regardless of what you message. 8 out of those 9 times they'll be browsing in ninja mode and you'll never know. I just viewed your profile and I bet i won't show on your 'who's viewed me' list. 🤷♂️" I didn't know you can do that. | |||
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""I'll do the washing up"" I'm not stealing this, just using it for future references. | |||
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"Doesn’t really matter what you write, if I don’t get a sense of you in your bio or have decent pics, I’m probably not replying. Please write more than WUU2 though 🤪 9 times out of 10, your profile doesn't even get looked at regardless of what you message. 8 out of those 9 times they'll be browsing in ninja mode and you'll never know. I just viewed your profile and I bet i won't show on your 'who's viewed me' list. 🤷♂️ I didn't know you can do that." Account. Privacy settings. Tick the box to not show on someone's list. Simple and useful. | |||
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"Doesn’t really matter what you write, if I don’t get a sense of you in your bio or have decent pics, I’m probably not replying. Please write more than WUU2 though 🤪 9 times out of 10, your profile doesn't even get looked at regardless of what you message. 8 out of those 9 times they'll be browsing in ninja mode and you'll never know. I just viewed your profile and I bet i won't show on your 'who's viewed me' list. 🤷♂️ I didn't know you can do that. Account. Privacy settings. Tick the box to not show on someone's list. Simple and useful. " Thank you. ![]() | |||
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"I posted *my* perfect opening message on a thread a couple of months back. Not one person used it. Two short sentences that would guarantee a reply. Ah well. " Erm okay. What the hell was wrong with them? | |||
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"On a serious note 'I've just read your profile/last post/thread...' is a good one. That is a start." As long as they have actually read it, and can show they have. Like, I've had any number of messages along the lines of "I've read your profile, and I see that you love cigarettes" (not a real example, but a thing that I say in my profile I won't tolerate). | |||
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"FAF - Works all the time. Don't forget to attach a cock pic next to the sky remote😉 What’s FAF Or next to a can of Stella or a small redbull if you’re inches challenged ![]() Just make sure you only hold two fingers on your dick pic. We love pencil dicks | |||
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"On a serious note 'I've just read your profile/last post/thread...' is a good one. That is a start. As long as they have actually read it, and can show they have. Like, I've had any number of messages along the lines of "I've read your profile, and I see that you love cigarettes" (not a real example, but a thing that I say in my profile I won't tolerate). " I got thanked for it. | |||
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"Hey all, typically hard getting responses half the time on here, don’t know if my opening lines are just useless tbh haha, what open lines do women usually like to, and what would the men’s most opening lines be Try; Hello sexy female! meet me now I want to pound your squirrel for hours." ...in the back of my van on the M25 hard shoulder. We need to be quick before the motorway services arrive ![]() | |||
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"Doesn’t really matter what you write, if I don’t get a sense of you in your bio or have decent pics, I’m probably not replying. Please write more than WUU2 though 🤪" got to match I agree. Someone can really catch your eye then you go and read the profile changes everything | |||
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"Hey all, typically hard getting responses half the time on here, don’t know if my opening lines are just useless tbh haha, what open lines do women usually like to, and what would the men’s most opening lines be " If you find an answer tell me some. When I was younger I was wasted and jokingly said to this.girl your ugly give me a.kiss and carried on walking to the mens she burst in and kissed me. Not just that but thst night I got no sleep | |||
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"Let me do your self tax assessment for you … And check if your electricity tariff if the best you can get … chat up from hell ![]() Naaah! I've heard you shout out god's name and his son's too, during climax. Please allow me to teach you everything about them and hopefully mend your ways' Get on your knees and pray for forgiveness. | |||
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"We have a winner Are you a washing machine? Coz I love to stick my dirty load inside you xxx Blocked " Do you need some Vanish for that one? | |||
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"We have a winner Are you a washing machine? Coz I love to stick my dirty load inside you xxx Blocked Do you need some Vanish for that one?" Bleach | |||
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"We have a winner Are you a washing machine? Coz I love to stick my dirty load inside you xxx Blocked Do you need some Vanish for that one? Bleach " Careful on your delicates with the bleach ![]() | |||
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"Do you fancy a slice of my vienetta? Guaranteed clunge fest after that 👍🤓" Not if it's mint choc chip | |||
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"Do you fancy a slice of my vienetta? Guaranteed clunge fest after that 👍🤓 Not if it's mint choc chip" .....nips to Iceland 😬🤣 | |||
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"We have a winner Are you a washing machine? Coz I love to stick my dirty load inside you xxx Blocked " This made me laugh, because I can only imagine someone trying that out in person in a Pub/Club. ![]() | |||
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""Want to play with me while James watches ?" has been quite successful. Ha Bx" That'd work for me ![]() ![]() | |||
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"A new type of one for me today: “How would you feel about doing a Catfight against another woman in a nice hotel room !!” " At least they said "nice hotel room". 😆 | |||
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"A new type of one for me today: “How would you feel about doing a Catfight against another woman in a nice hotel room !!” · At least they said "nice hotel room". 😆 " • I'm not so sure, my friend, "nice" is such an insipid word these days.😉 The lady deserves better: "boutique hotel room" or "chic hotel room" and so forth, would be better. 🩶 | |||
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"A new type of one for me today: “How would you feel about doing a Catfight against another woman in a nice hotel room !!” · At least they said "nice hotel room". 😆 • I'm not so sure, my friend, "nice" is such an insipid word these days.😉 The lady deserves better: "boutique hotel room" or "chic hotel room" and so forth, would be better. 🩶" That sounds a bit posh for me. ![]() | |||
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"A new type of one for me today: “How would you feel about doing a Catfight against another woman in a nice hotel room !!” · At least they said "nice hotel room". 😆 • I'm not so sure, my friend, "nice" is such an insipid word these days.😉 The lady deserves better: "boutique hotel room" or "chic hotel room" and so forth, would be better. 🩶" 😂 and square meterage of said room ... is there a chaise longe for me to do a pin down, a chandelier to swing from, ample space to grapple … | |||
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"A new type of one for me today: “How would you feel about doing a Catfight against another woman in a nice hotel room !!” · At least they said "nice hotel room". 😆 • I'm not so sure, my friend, "nice" is such an insipid word these days.😉 The lady deserves better: "boutique hotel room" or "chic hotel room" and so forth, would be better. 🩶 😂 and square meterage of said room ... is there a chaise longe for me to do a pin down, a chandelier to swing from, ample space to grapple … " You're definitely too posh for me. ![]() | |||
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"Best approach You: Do you want the best sex you’ve ever had right now? Her: No You: Well then you’re in luck let’s meet " I’d probably respond if someone sent me that. Even if it was just to say it made me laugh ![]() | |||
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"Best approach You: Do you want the best sex you’ve ever had right now? Her: No You: Well then you’re in luck let’s meet I’d probably respond if someone sent me that. Even if it was just to say it made me laugh ![]() *Note to self: Be funny 😜 | |||
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"what would the men’s most opening lines be " According to my inbox "hi" or "eyyy babi, u wan fuk now" | |||
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