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By *ayed2 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Liverpool

Hey all, typically hard getting responses half the time on here, don’t know if my opening lines are just useless tbh haha, what open lines do women usually like to, and what would the men’s most opening lines be

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

FAF - Works all the time. Don't forget to attach a cock pic next to the sky remote😉

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By * WillisMan
3 weeks ago

London embankment

Fancy a fuck I’m bored. They love it especially if their married in a stable relationship

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By *mmaleiaWoman
3 weeks ago

Trowbridge

Doesn’t really matter what you write, if I don’t get a sense of you in your bio or have decent pics, I’m probably not replying.

Please write more than WUU2 though 🤪

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By * WillisMan
3 weeks ago

London embankment


"FAF - Works all the time. Don't forget to attach a cock pic next to the sky remote😉"

What’s FAF

Or next to a can of Stella or a small redbull if you’re inches challenged

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
3 weeks ago

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"Hey all, typically hard getting responses half the time on here, don’t know if my opening lines are just useless tbh haha, what open lines do women usually like to, and what would the men’s most opening lines be "
pack your suitcase we’re off away 😂

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
3 weeks ago

Reading

More pics please.

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By *ayed2 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Liverpool

Is this a opening line or you telling me to get more pics haha

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By *hunky GentMan
3 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Get ya coat luv, you've pulled.

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By * WillisMan
3 weeks ago

London embankment

If I give you £50 can I fuck ya. Women love money

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By *ergus1622Man
3 weeks ago

Dundee

Half the battle is actually getting your message read. But not here to moan! How's everyone doing?

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By * WillisMan
3 weeks ago

London embankment

Always refer to the woman as an object IT loves it

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By *ayed2 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Liverpool

Can’t see this one going down too well😂

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By *mf123Man
3 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

_____ is always best

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By *orny PTMan
3 weeks ago

Peterborough


"FAF - Works all the time. Don't forget to attach a cock pic next to the sky remote😉"

Toilets have the perfect lighting, leave the seat up for extra 'brownie' points, don't flush!

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By *hunky GentMan
3 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

It's 'P.A.P. night' and apparently, I won.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
3 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

If a message can go to everyone, it's unlikely to be worthy of notice to anyone 💜

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
3 weeks ago

Hastings

To be honest I find if I send less I get blocked less, and much less rejections.

On the weeks I don't message I don't get rejected.

Win Win 🏆

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By *issmorganWoman
3 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

Something that shows they've read my bio and are interested in me, rather than a copy and paste they've sent to all nearby.

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By *cLovin2Man
3 weeks ago

Reading

How about

"alright luv, how about me banging one out inside you", me wife's nipped out to the shops so I've got a half hour...

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By *adbod2godbodMan
3 weeks ago

Manchester

Sup homie, I'm tony

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By *hampersDarlingWoman
3 weeks ago

Norwich

Have a well written profile that outlines what you are looking for.

Contact profiles that have the same preferences.

Include a sentence or two that acknowledges that you have read their profile in some way.

Be polite.

Include face pics.

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By *ildTimes.Man
3 weeks ago

Colchester/London


"Have a well written profile that outlines what you are looking for.

Contact profiles that have the same preferences.

Include a sentence or two that acknowledges that you have read their profile in some way.

Be polite.

Include face pics.

"

Dunno, sounds like a lot of hard work 🤷🏻‍♂️

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By *midnight-Woman
3 weeks ago

...

The most effective one I've seen is : "is my profile of interest to you"

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By *ildTimes.Man
3 weeks ago

Colchester/London


"The most effective one I've seen is : "is my profile of interest to you" "

Did you bang him?

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
3 weeks ago

North West

I posted *my* perfect opening message on a thread a couple of months back. Not one person used it. Two short sentences that would guarantee a reply. Ah well.

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By *ayed2 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Liverpool

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By *ayed2 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Liverpool


"I posted *my* perfect opening message on a thread a couple of months back. Not one person used it. Two short sentences that would guarantee a reply. Ah well. "

Well my ears are open if you fancy sharing?

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By *ackdaw52Man
3 weeks ago

Chesterfield

"How was your weekend?" Makes them feel understood and appreciated.

"Fun" Clear and concise, establishes expectations.

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By *ild_oatsMan
3 weeks ago

the land of saints & sinners

My recommendation is something like…

“Can I come over and tongue punch you in your fart box.”

Is definitely a winner..

Feel free to copy and paste in to the next messages you send to every woman you randomly message here with in a 30 mile radius….

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By *ife NinjaMan
3 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Come around and look at my ironing pile (this worked, once....although after a few days worth of jokey chat) 🤓

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By *parkle1974Woman
3 weeks ago

Leeds

Probably nothing to do with your opening message...more likely it's your age

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By *Silver-Man
3 weeks ago

Southend

I just write whatever comes to mind, probably a load of bollox half the time😆

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By *naswingdressWoman
3 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

You want a formula to work on roughly 50% of the population?

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
3 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

I used to find, I'd like to lick you out like I was eating a kebab. Always worked well, in my single days....

Mr

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

3 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Hey all, typically hard getting responses half the time on here, don’t know if my opening lines are just useless tbh haha, what open lines do women usually like to, and what would the men’s most opening lines be "

I always advise people to put 95% of their effort into their profile and 5% into worrying what to write in a message that most likely won't be read if the receiver looks at the senders profile first and sees nothing appealing in the pictures and words. 🤷‍♂️

What's the point in worrying about a brief first message if you're not doing everything you can to show and tell people who you are and what you're looking for?

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By *erdyEstLdner 82Man
3 weeks ago

Ilford


"Doesn’t really matter what you write, if I don’t get a sense of you in your bio or have decent pics, I’m probably not replying.

Please write more than WUU2 though 🤪"

9 times out of 10, your profile doesn't even get looked at regardless of what you message.

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By *elloWoman
3 weeks ago

alpha centauri


"Hey all, typically hard getting responses half the time on here, don’t know if my opening lines are just useless tbh haha, what open lines do women usually like to, and what would the men’s most opening lines be "

Try;

Hello sexy female! meet me now I want to pound your squirrel for hours.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

3 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Doesn’t really matter what you write, if I don’t get a sense of you in your bio or have decent pics, I’m probably not replying.

Please write more than WUU2 though 🤪

9 times out of 10, your profile doesn't even get looked at regardless of what you message."

8 out of those 9 times they'll be browsing in ninja mode and you'll never know.

I just viewed your profile and I bet i won't show on your 'who's viewed me' list. 🤷‍♂️

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By *ensuallover1000Man
3 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Ey up luv. You want fucky-fucky?’

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By *MCMan
3 weeks ago

London/EA

Hi.

10/10 response guaranteed, well at least the ladies which messaged me today saying that thought so… 😳

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By *orny PTMan
3 weeks ago

Peterborough


"Hey all, typically hard getting responses half the time on here, don’t know if my opening lines are just useless tbh haha, what open lines do women usually like to, and what would the men’s most opening lines be

Try;

Hello sexy female! meet me now I want to pound your squirrel for hours."

and bang me nuts against your backdoor.

Think Conker's Bad Furday from the Nintendo 64.

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
3 weeks ago

London

"I'll do the washing up"

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By *orny PTMan
3 weeks ago

Peterborough

On a serious note 'I've just read your profile/last post/thread...' is a good one.

That is a start.

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By *outhernC0mfortMan
3 weeks ago

Cumbria

Hi I'm middle aged and live with my parents and haven't been to the gym in 15 years however I don't recommend it.

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By *layfullsamMan
3 weeks ago

Solihull

Would you rather have crap sex with a rich guy or awesome sex with a nice guy tonight

Hopefully they say awesome sex with a nice guy

‘Hi I’m Sam”

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By *midnight-Woman
3 weeks ago

...


"The most effective one I've seen is : "is my profile of interest to you"

Did you bang him? "

I did

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By *erdyEstLdner 82Man
3 weeks ago

Ilford


"Doesn’t really matter what you write, if I don’t get a sense of you in your bio or have decent pics, I’m probably not replying.

Please write more than WUU2 though 🤪

9 times out of 10, your profile doesn't even get looked at regardless of what you message.

8 out of those 9 times they'll be browsing in ninja mode and you'll never know.

I just viewed your profile and I bet i won't show on your 'who's viewed me' list. 🤷‍♂️"

I didn't know you can do that.

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By *exxyyDy11Man
3 weeks ago

North West


""I'll do the washing up""

I'm not stealing this, just using it for future references.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

3 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Doesn’t really matter what you write, if I don’t get a sense of you in your bio or have decent pics, I’m probably not replying.

Please write more than WUU2 though 🤪

9 times out of 10, your profile doesn't even get looked at regardless of what you message.

8 out of those 9 times they'll be browsing in ninja mode and you'll never know.

I just viewed your profile and I bet i won't show on your 'who's viewed me' list. 🤷‍♂️

I didn't know you can do that."

Account. Privacy settings. Tick the box to not show on someone's list.

Simple and useful.

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By *erdyEstLdner 82Man
3 weeks ago

Ilford


"Doesn’t really matter what you write, if I don’t get a sense of you in your bio or have decent pics, I’m probably not replying.

Please write more than WUU2 though 🤪

9 times out of 10, your profile doesn't even get looked at regardless of what you message.

8 out of those 9 times they'll be browsing in ninja mode and you'll never know.

I just viewed your profile and I bet i won't show on your 'who's viewed me' list. 🤷‍♂️

I didn't know you can do that.

Account. Privacy settings. Tick the box to not show on someone's list.

Simple and useful. "

Thank you.

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By * WillisMan
3 weeks ago

London embankment

Best approach

You: Do you want the best sex you’ve ever had right now?

Her: No

You: Well then you’re in luck let’s meet

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
3 weeks ago

Leeds

Ay up sugar tits, get your rat out and let me spray my offspring all over you.

Works a charm.

The mr

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By *oughmanMan
3 weeks ago

Sunderland


"I posted *my* perfect opening message on a thread a couple of months back. Not one person used it. Two short sentences that would guarantee a reply. Ah well. "

Erm okay. What the hell was wrong with them?

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By *naswingdressWoman
3 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"On a serious note 'I've just read your profile/last post/thread...' is a good one.

That is a start."

As long as they have actually read it, and can show they have.

Like, I've had any number of messages along the lines of "I've read your profile, and I see that you love cigarettes" (not a real example, but a thing that I say in my profile I won't tolerate).

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By *enelope2UWoman
3 weeks ago

Doesn't matter cant block distances

For me it doesn't to much matter what the opening line is if the profile is bare boring.

At a minimum your profile, pictures, and message should be compatible to who you message.

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By *enelope2UWoman
3 weeks ago

Doesn't matter cant block distances


"FAF - Works all the time. Don't forget to attach a cock pic next to the sky remote😉

What’s FAF

Or next to a can of Stella or a small redbull if you’re inches challenged "

Just make sure you only hold two fingers on your dick pic. We love pencil dicks

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By *usty kayCouple
3 weeks ago

Burnham

Everyone likes different things and I might be weird but it's the things that don't allude to sex that capture me.

The message today that has completely hooked me has picked up on something small on my profile and made it into a conversation. He's showed what we have in common and that we will be able to have a conversation and I suspect a good laugh rather than just looking for sex.

That message could not have gone to anyone else on this site making me feel worth his time which is why I've given him mine.

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By *orny PTMan
3 weeks ago

Peterborough


"On a serious note 'I've just read your profile/last post/thread...' is a good one.

That is a start.

As long as they have actually read it, and can show they have.

Like, I've had any number of messages along the lines of "I've read your profile, and I see that you love cigarettes" (not a real example, but a thing that I say in my profile I won't tolerate). "

I got thanked for it.

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By *rSircumsizedMan
3 weeks ago

Newport area.

I rarely get replies, or have my messages read even. I miss the days when you had to write a heading, at least then women could get an idea of what the message would say.

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By *mf123Man
3 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Do you mind if i rest my ballbag in your empty eyesocket

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By *2000ManMan
3 weeks ago

Worthing

Cannot remember last first msg I sent. Just join in with forum/cam room chat.

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By *cLovin2Man
3 weeks ago

Reading


"Hey all, typically hard getting responses half the time on here, don’t know if my opening lines are just useless tbh haha, what open lines do women usually like to, and what would the men’s most opening lines be

Try;

Hello sexy female! meet me now I want to pound your squirrel for hours."

...in the back of my van on the M25 hard shoulder. We need to be quick before the motorway services arrive

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By *ife NinjaMan
3 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Do you fancy some chocolate cake 🤓

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By *igers tigerMan
3 weeks ago

high up in


"Doesn’t really matter what you write, if I don’t get a sense of you in your bio or have decent pics, I’m probably not replying.

Please write more than WUU2 though 🤪"

got to match I agree. Someone can really catch your eye then you go and read the profile changes everything

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By *ensual DesiresMan
3 weeks ago

Teesside/North Yorkshire


"Hey all, typically hard getting responses half the time on here, don’t know if my opening lines are just useless tbh haha, what open lines do women usually like to, and what would the men’s most opening lines be "
If you find an answer tell me some. When I was younger I was wasted and jokingly said to this.girl your ugly give me a.kiss and carried on walking to the mens she burst in and kissed me. Not just that but thst night I got no sleep

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By *eroLondonMan
3 weeks ago

Mayfair

OP, sometimes a lady will become enamoured by a bouquet of flowers, which often speaks volumes, as opposed to frivolous words.

ㅤㅤ

I suggest that you send this henceforth:

ㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤ

💐

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By *eccaandJamesCouple
3 weeks ago

henley

"Want to play with me while James watches ?" has been quite successful.

Ha

Bx

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By *ripfillMan
3 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

Let me do your self tax assessment for you …

And check if your electricity tariff if the best you can get

… chat up from hell

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By *orny PTMan
3 weeks ago

Peterborough


"Let me do your self tax assessment for you …

And check if your electricity tariff if the best you can get

… chat up from hell "

Naaah!

I've heard you shout out god's name and his son's too, during climax. Please allow me to teach you everything about them and hopefully mend your ways' Get on your knees and pray for forgiveness.

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago


"Best approach

You: Do you want the best sex you’ve ever had right now?

Her: No

You: Well then you’re in luck let’s meet "

Ha! Brilliant

I got this one ♥️:

“I liked your profile. Would be an honour to be rejected by you”

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By *teph102Woman
2 weeks ago

Derry

Men if you message “hey” you arnt getting a reply lol

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

We have a winner

Are you a washing machine? Coz I love to stick my dirty load inside you xxx

Blocked

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By *ourosity121Man
2 weeks ago

Southampton

So what it receipt to not get ignored? 😂

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
2 weeks ago

North West


"We have a winner

Are you a washing machine? Coz I love to stick my dirty load inside you xxx

Blocked "

Do you need some Vanish for that one?

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago


"We have a winner

Are you a washing machine? Coz I love to stick my dirty load inside you xxx

Blocked

Do you need some Vanish for that one?"

Bleach

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
2 weeks ago

North West


"We have a winner

Are you a washing machine? Coz I love to stick my dirty load inside you xxx

Blocked

Do you need some Vanish for that one?

Bleach "

Careful on your delicates with the bleach

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By *ife NinjaMan
2 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Do you fancy a slice of my vienetta? Guaranteed clunge fest after that 👍🤓

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By *allySlinkyWoman
2 weeks ago

Leeds


"Do you fancy a slice of my vienetta? Guaranteed clunge fest after that 👍🤓"

Not if it's mint choc chip

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By *ife NinjaMan
2 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"Do you fancy a slice of my vienetta? Guaranteed clunge fest after that 👍🤓

Not if it's mint choc chip"

.....nips to Iceland 😬🤣

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By *erdyEstLdner 82Man
2 weeks ago

Ilford


"We have a winner

Are you a washing machine? Coz I love to stick my dirty load inside you xxx

Blocked "

This made me laugh, because I can only imagine someone trying that out in person in a Pub/Club.

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By *orny PTMan
2 weeks ago

Peterborough

Would you like me to pour some baby gravy over your kebab?

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By *oeBeansMan
2 weeks ago

Derby

Hey, so you're here on Fab then? I'm guessing you're looking for sex. I have a penis, you know

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By *parkle1974Woman
2 weeks ago

Leeds

You can't beat the classic "FAF"

Works everytime

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Hi, I'm Tina Titz and I have jelly babies

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By *ermite12ukMan
2 weeks ago

Solihull and Romford

I can tell you what apparently is not a good line:

'I woulda like to turn you over, and f*** me up the a*** against the kitchen counter.' Said in an Italian accent. Will get you into a whole lotta of s*** quite literally. Jus sayin.

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By *cLovin2Man
2 weeks ago

Reading


""Want to play with me while James watches ?" has been quite successful.

Ha

Bx"

That'd work for me I used to work in Henley.

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By *ldNewbie64Man
2 weeks ago

Bury

No idea. Haven't spoken to a woman socially in years.

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By *929Man
2 weeks ago

northumberland

“Dayum gurl, you iz sexy, you want sum dis dick??”

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By *layfullsamMan
2 weeks ago

Solihull

How you doin? Joey style

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
2 weeks ago

Northerner/Sometimes South East

A new type of one for me today:

“How would you feel about doing a Catfight against another woman in a nice hotel room !!”

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By *hunky GentMan
2 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"A new type of one for me today:

“How would you feel about doing a Catfight against another woman in a nice hotel room !!”

"

At least they said "nice hotel room". 😆

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By *eroLondonMan
2 weeks ago

Mayfair


"A new type of one for me today:

“How would you feel about doing a Catfight against another woman in a nice hotel room !!”

·

At least they said "nice hotel room". 😆 "

I'm not so sure, my friend, "nice" is such an insipid word these days.😉 The lady deserves better: "boutique hotel room" or "chic hotel room" and so forth, would be better. 🩶

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By *hunky GentMan
2 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"A new type of one for me today:

“How would you feel about doing a Catfight against another woman in a nice hotel room !!”

·

At least they said "nice hotel room". 😆

I'm not so sure, my friend, "nice" is such an insipid word these days.😉 The lady deserves better: "boutique hotel room" or "chic hotel room" and so forth, would be better. 🩶"

That sounds a bit posh for me.

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By *iss fabWoman
2 weeks ago

Gwent

Not gonna lie, a simple hi is ok for me, but with a face pic...if I like the look of you ill reply back with a face pic, if not I delete as I have so much abuse otherwise

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
2 weeks ago

Northerner/Sometimes South East


"A new type of one for me today:

“How would you feel about doing a Catfight against another woman in a nice hotel room !!”

·

At least they said "nice hotel room". 😆

I'm not so sure, my friend, "nice" is such an insipid word these days.😉 The lady deserves better: "boutique hotel room" or "chic hotel room" and so forth, would be better. 🩶"

😂 and square meterage of said room ... is there a chaise longe for me to do a pin down, a chandelier to swing from, ample space to grapple …

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By *hunky GentMan
2 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"A new type of one for me today:

“How would you feel about doing a Catfight against another woman in a nice hotel room !!”

·

At least they said "nice hotel room". 😆

I'm not so sure, my friend, "nice" is such an insipid word these days.😉 The lady deserves better: "boutique hotel room" or "chic hotel room" and so forth, would be better. 🩶

😂 and square meterage of said room ... is there a chaise longe for me to do a pin down, a chandelier to swing from, ample space to grapple … "

You're definitely too posh for me.

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By *amie HantsWoman
2 weeks ago

Atlantis


"Best approach

You: Do you want the best sex you’ve ever had right now?

Her: No

You: Well then you’re in luck let’s meet "

I’d probably respond if someone sent me that. Even if it was just to say it made me laugh

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
2 weeks ago

kent


"Best approach

You: Do you want the best sex you’ve ever had right now?

Her: No

You: Well then you’re in luck let’s meet

I’d probably respond if someone sent me that. Even if it was just to say it made me laugh "

*Note to self: Be funny 😜

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By *bitofaslutWoman
2 weeks ago

Cannock


"what would the men’s most opening lines be "

According to my inbox "hi" or "eyyy babi, u wan fuk now"

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By *oxy jWoman
2 weeks ago

somerset

i want a message from a guy thats from the guy not from a guy who takes advice on what to say ie false i want to work out for real that person its the best filter we have..

when you join this site ir others or clubs and private meets if you can comunicate then this scene is not for you as being social is a massive part..

its why i dont agree pn advice for profiles or how to communicate because its a cover up and not the true person making it harder to filter..

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