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By (user no longer on site) OP
24 weeks ago

I'm back being nosey.

I'm also bored.

Id like to hear some funny stories if you lot might indulge me.

Something that happened to you ,or something you saw that still makes you laugh?

Em x

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

I was in south London and I saw an advert for Peggy by CeeChyna on a bus

‘I’m pegging that man at the back of the bus’ Genius marketing

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By *ensuallover1000Man
24 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Welcome back 😃😃

A funny story you say?

Well, whilst standing at a urinal this morning, a guy next to me shook his penis for about a full thirty seconds(!!!)

Such deplorable urinal etiquette resulted in me pressing the ‘unhappy face’ on the ‘how was your experience today?’ machine in abject disgust 😵‍💫

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By (user no longer on site) OP
24 weeks ago

"I was in south London and I saw an advert for Peggy by CeeChyna on a bus

‘I’m pegging that man at the back of the bus’ Genius marketing"

That is funny 🤣

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By *ynamicnatureMan
24 weeks ago

Doncaster

I jumped out of a moving van, when a giant spider started crawling towards me across the windscreen,😲

I was the driver, 😅

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
24 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"Welcome back 😃😃

A funny story you say?

Well, whilst standing at a urinal this morning, a guy next to me shook his penis for about a full thirty seconds(!!!)

Such deplorable urinal etiquette resulted in me pressing the ‘unhappy face’ on the ‘how was your experience today?’ machine in abject disgust 😵‍💫"

Should've asked why he brought his travel cock with him

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By (user no longer on site) OP
24 weeks ago

"Welcome back 😃😃

A funny story you say?

Well, whilst standing at a urinal this morning, a guy next to me shook his penis for about a full thirty seconds(!!!)

Such deplorable urinal etiquette resulted in me pressing the ‘unhappy face’ on the ‘how was your experience today?’ machine in abject disgust 😵‍💫"

Watching a man having a wank in the urinal wasn't on your to do list today?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
24 weeks ago

"I jumped out of a moving van, when a giant spider started crawling towards me across the windscreen,😲

I was the driver, 😅"

Nooooooo!! Did you do a high pitched scream?

That's his van now🕷️❤️

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By *ynamicnatureMan
24 weeks ago

Doncaster

"I jumped out of a moving van, when a giant spider started crawling towards me across the windscreen,😲

I was the driver, 😅

Nooooooo!! Did you do a high pitched scream?

That's his van now🕷️❤️"

My van crashed into my place of work, cracking the wall,

My boss had to drive my van home because I couldn't find it,

🤣

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By *ynamicnatureMan
24 weeks ago

Doncaster

Whilst at an airport I saw a rather attractive air hostess waving to me, so I waved back only to discover it was a cardboard cutout,🤣

It still cracks me up when I think back to it,🤣

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
24 weeks ago

North West

I once carried a watermelon

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By *abonTedCouple
24 weeks ago

Midlands & Cheltenham

"Whilst at an airport I saw a rather attractive air hostess waving to me, so I waved back only to discover it was a cardboard cutout,🤣

It still cracks me up when I think back to it,🤣"

🤣

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By *oeBeansMan
24 weeks ago

Derby

My nephew did this to me: https://youtu.be/hbxx0MRGzNU?feature=shared

Has no idea where it was going and when he said the last part, I just burst out laughing. Never seen the show but still smile thinking about

Oh and welcome back btw

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

My father in law FaceTimed me while he was on holiday, showing me the view from his balcony, when his chair leg snapped and he just disappeared out of frame. I still laugh when I think about it

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Out on the motorbike yesterday evening, visor down & bird decided to drop its load and hit me in the visor, blocking my view! 🤦🏻‍♂️

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By *hunky GentMan
24 weeks ago

Stamford

"I'm back being nosey.

I'm also bored.

Id like to hear some funny stories if you lot might indulge me.

Something that happened to you ,or something you saw that still makes you laugh?

Em x"

Hello sexy xxx

If you want something to laugh at - have a peek at my willy pic. 😆 🤣

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