FabSwingers.com forum: Sell yourself..

By (user no longer on site) OP
24 weeks ago

..In two lines

What makes you shaggable?

Bribery is welcomed and encouraged, I'll also accept white lies.

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By *mmaleiaWoman
24 weeks ago

Trowbridge

I’m a female, breathing with a vagina

Didn’t even need 2 lines

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Like it or lump it

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By *ools and the brainCouple
24 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

I love cat's and still believe manners maketh man.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Sorry autocorrect ….😜

Lick it or hump it

🤣🤣🤣

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By *elix SightedMan
24 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Tidy, energetic, passionate and a colossal winkie with three gallon balls.

Hardly ever lies.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

I've been told I've a pretty dick😉

Failing that happy to share chocolates 🤣

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By *bitofaslutWoman
24 weeks ago

Cannock

I'm kinky and surprising.

And I cook.

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By *orny PTMan
24 weeks ago

Peterborough

I have magic fingers and dangerous knowledge

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By *uysx2Couple (MM)
24 weeks ago

Birmingham

We're great at dp

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Handsome as fuck, and a pretty decent dick for riding.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Sell myself

Fook me they'd want a refund!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
24 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I can breath through my ears.

I also have a penis 👍🏻

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By *obilebottomMan
24 weeks ago

All over

I am not for sale, I come free

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

I’m a decent enough shag if you’re getting desperate.

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By *rAitchMan
24 weeks ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I bake great cakes.

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By *exyScientistsCouple
24 weeks ago

Castlebar

I'll tidy the bedroom and provide half time entertainment. Maybe even a cuppa if I can find a teabag

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By *ergus1622Man
24 weeks ago

Dundee

Give me a good single malt whisky after and a toastie and I'm yours.

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By *ildTimes.Man
24 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam

Will fuck for a sandwich 🥪

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By *sWyldWoman
24 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I'm marginally better than a wank.

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By *irk_Dastardly.Man
24 weeks ago

Salisbury/London

I’m kind of a big deal: I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
24 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Hi, I'm Tina Titz and I'm Tina Titz

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

I can suck better than a hoover and give you the best 6 and 1/2 mins of your life riding. I also offer cake and tea

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By *inxy777Woman
24 weeks ago

essex

Plump and unfiltered!

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By *uchessdoeWoman
24 weeks ago

Northampton

Soft, round, and fun all over, with a very eager mouth.

Always tips waiting staff and Deliveroo drivers.

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By *parkle1974Woman
24 weeks ago

Leeds

I couldn't give myself away...never mind sell myself

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By *estructionDollyWoman
24 weeks ago

The Deep Dark Woods

Big titty goth girl who likes sucking cock. Pocket-sized 5'1 deviant.

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By *eoBloomsMan
24 weeks ago

Springfield

Make you laugh

Make you come

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Sell myself lol

I have enough problems giving it away!

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By *ryingitout19Man
24 weeks ago

Wales

I’ll bring snacks

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By *ealitybitesMan
24 weeks ago

Belfast

Shaggable.The Next Generation

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By *orthern StarsCouple
24 weeks ago

Durham

"I couldn't give myself away...never mind sell myself

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
24 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Voted Fab’s best cock 2024. Sadly it’s now 2025, so discounts apply.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
24 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

"Sorry autocorrect ….😜

Lick it or hump it

🤣🤣🤣"

Sounds like a good plan

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By *ittleJohn5Man
24 weeks ago

Wickham Market

I may not be hung like a donkey

But work very hard for your satisfaction

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By *NormalMan01Man
24 weeks ago

Harrogate

I have my own teeth

I’m over four foot tall.

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By *ugehandsMan
24 weeks ago

Fife/ Newcastle

I've got a Ferrari.

I really don't, but I always love that line in men behaving badly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
24 weeks ago

"I’m a female, breathing with a vagina

Didn’t even need 2 lines"

You're not wrong

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By (user no longer on site) OP
24 weeks ago

"Sorry autocorrect ….😜

Lick it or hump it

🤣🤣🤣"

Sold

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By (user no longer on site) OP
24 weeks ago

"I love cat's and still believe manners maketh man."

You've got the pussy loving kitties excited or should that be the other way around? 🤷‍♀️😂

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By *ad NannaWoman
24 weeks ago

East London

"Will fuck for a sandwich 🥪"

Jam samwich?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
24 weeks ago

"Tidy, energetic, passionate and a colossal winkie with three gallon balls.

Hardly ever lies."

Sold, sold, sold

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By (user no longer on site) OP
24 weeks ago

"I've been told I've a pretty dick😉

Failing that happy to share chocolates 🤣"

Pretty dick and chocolates, that'll do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
24 weeks ago

"I'm kinky and surprising.

And I cook."

Sod the other two, if you can cook, I'm sold! X

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Being very cheeky and a very handsome boy 😉

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By *es not the MessiahMan
24 weeks ago

3rd rock from the sun

Nothing makes me shaggable

To skint to bribe anyone

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By *B..Woman
24 weeks ago

Wiltshire

Ok for an old bird

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By *oeBeansMan
24 weeks ago

Derby

Low self esteem means I'll try harder to please. Line up ladies

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By *bitofaslutWoman
24 weeks ago

Cannock

"I'm kinky and surprising.

And I cook.

Sod the other two, if you can cook, I'm sold! X"

On my way!

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By *ildTimes.Man
24 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam

"Will fuck for a sandwich 🥪

Jam samwich?"

I was thinking more BLT or Chicken Club

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By (user no longer on site) OP
24 weeks ago

"I have magic fingers and dangerous knowledge

The dangerous knowledge has me intrigued. Can you help me get away with murder?

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

"I have my own teeth

I’m over four foot tall. "

I feel attacked 🤣

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By (user no longer on site) OP
24 weeks ago

"We're great at dp

Oooft 🔥

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By *usurrusCouple
24 weeks ago

North West.

I have biscuits and cake.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
24 weeks ago

"Handsome as fuck, and a pretty decent dick for riding."

You forget to mention that you can offer a taste of the rainbow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
24 weeks ago

"Sell myself

Fook me they'd want a refund!"

Me and you both

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By (user no longer on site) OP
24 weeks ago

"I can breath through my ears.

I also have a penis 👍🏻"

The penis will do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
24 weeks ago

"I am not for sale, I come free

Even better

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By (user no longer on site) OP
24 weeks ago

"I’m a decent enough shag if you’re getting desperate. "

Help.. I'm desperate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
24 weeks ago

"I bake great cakes."

That's all of the forum in then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
24 weeks ago

"I'll tidy the bedroom and provide half time entertainment. Maybe even a cuppa if I can find a teabag

Sold

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By (user no longer on site) OP
24 weeks ago

"Give me a good single malt whisky after and a toastie and I'm yours."

Whisky and a toastie?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
24 weeks ago

"Will fuck for a sandwich 🥪"

Out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
24 weeks ago

"I'm marginally better than a wank.

Sounds hot, in

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By *beeMan
24 weeks ago

Bristol

I'm in for selling myself...£4.75 reduced from £19.99... it's a deal, it's a steal....it's...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
24 weeks ago

"I’m kind of a big deal: I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."

^ smells like money, in

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
24 weeks ago

North West

Can make a banging roast and cake, needs to be entertained or to be left alone, gives good head.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
24 weeks ago

"Hi, I'm Tina Titz and I'm Tina Titz

No further explanation needed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
24 weeks ago

"I can suck better than a hoover and give you the best 6 and 1/2 mins of your life riding. I also offer cake and tea

A whole 6 and a half?! What's your secret?!

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By *adagastMan
24 weeks ago

Rotherham

"I’m a female, breathing with a vagina

Didn’t even need 2 lines"

Very good point and well made! Succinct and to the point.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
24 weeks ago

"Plump and unfiltered!

Sold

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By (user no longer on site) OP
24 weeks ago

"Soft, round, and fun all over, with a very eager mouth.

Always tips waiting staff and Deliveroo drivers.

It's getting hot in here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
24 weeks ago

"I couldn't give myself away...never mind sell myself

Me either, and I've tried on several occasions

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By (user no longer on site) OP
24 weeks ago

"Big titty goth girl who likes sucking cock. Pocket-sized 5'1 deviant. "

Hot, in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
24 weeks ago

"Make you laugh

Make you come"

Sold x10 an actual sense of humour?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
24 weeks ago

"Sell myself lol

I have enough problems giving it away!"

There's a group of us over here in the corner, come on over

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By (user no longer on site) OP
24 weeks ago

"I’ll bring snacks

I like snacks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
24 weeks ago

"Shaggable.The Next Generation "

With an entrance like that, I'm sold

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By *TRAY-CATMan
24 weeks ago

I give a great head and back massage.

And will make a cuppa afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
24 weeks ago

"Voted Fab’s best cock 2024. Sadly it’s now 2025, so discounts apply."

Better get your name down for this year's awards. I do like a good discount, sold

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
24 weeks ago

little house on the praire

will fuck for a beetroot and salad cream sandwich

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By (user no longer on site) OP
24 weeks ago

"I may not be hung like a donkey

But work very hard for your satisfaction

💪💪💪💪 sold

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By *TRAY-CATMan
24 weeks ago

"will fuck for a beetroot and salad cream sandwich"
... ... I thought it was just me that liked that..

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By *orny PTMan
24 weeks ago

Peterborough

Wanna try these gloves?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
24 weeks ago

little house on the praire

"will fuck for a beetroot and salad cream sandwich... ... I thought it was just me that liked that.."
beetroot Has to be slightly warm

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By *moothdickMan
24 weeks ago

stoke

I’m asking £2m for me but would accept £1m, give or take a pound

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By *orny PTMan
24 weeks ago

Peterborough

"will fuck for a beetroot and salad cream sandwich"

Are you related to Baldrick?

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By *TRAY-CATMan
24 weeks ago

"will fuck for a beetroot and salad cream sandwich... ... I thought it was just me that liked that..beetroot Has to be slightly warm"
.. ... where did you stick it to get warm

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By *uenevereWoman
24 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

Can't cook, totally undomesticated and my sex drive has got lost.

Fancy coffee n cake instead?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
24 weeks ago

"I have my own teeth

I’m over four foot tall. "

You just attacked a lot of the people in my local updates..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
24 weeks ago

"I've got a Ferrari.

I really don't, but I always love that line in men behaving badly. "

Sold, for effort

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By *bcplCouple
24 weeks ago

Aberdeenshire

Horny housewife

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By (user no longer on site) OP
24 weeks ago

"Nothing makes me shaggable

To skint to bribe anyone "

You and me both

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By (user no longer on site) OP
24 weeks ago

"Ok for an old bird "

Sold

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By *ggdrasil66Man
24 weeks ago

Saltdean

Dashing degenerate beer monster.

Will fit in somewhere…

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By *elvet RopeMan
24 weeks ago

by the big field

Do i have to provide a warranty or return with this sale?

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By *TRAY-CATMan
24 weeks ago

I won the lottery back in January...

... ... ... ... ... ... ...

Ok it was only a tenner but it all adds up.

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By *entleman JayMan
24 weeks ago

Wakefield

I think I’m ok.

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By *ad NannaWoman
24 weeks ago

East London

"Will fuck for a sandwich 🥪

Jam samwich?

I was thinking more BLT or Chicken Club "

The best I can do is tuna mayo or ham and pickle.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
24 weeks ago

Bristol

Profile pic will be re-enacted at any given opportunity 🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

What I lack in skill I make up for with snacks.

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By *iss_Juicy79Woman
24 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Aging fat woman with decent boobs and arse

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By *atte Lover 82Man
24 weeks ago

BERWICK-UPON-TWEED

Try before you buy

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By *educedWoman
24 weeks ago

Birmingham

Hi I'm Seduced, I'm Seduced!

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By *orthern StarsCouple
24 weeks ago

Durham

I have great tits...

...and could take you for a roll in the hay.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
24 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Do you like cheese?

Do you like peas?

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By *ildTimes.Man
24 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam

"Will fuck for a sandwich 🥪

Jam samwich?

I was thinking more BLT or Chicken Club

The best I can do is tuna mayo or ham and pickle."

Ham and cheese?....pickle doesn't tend to agree with me ..

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By *ad NannaWoman
24 weeks ago

East London

"Will fuck for a sandwich 🥪

Jam samwich?

I was thinking more BLT or Chicken Club

The best I can do is tuna mayo or ham and pickle.

Ham and cheese?....pickle doesn't tend to agree with me .."

Mature cheddar?

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By *ad NannaWoman
24 weeks ago

East London

I'll make you feel good about yourself.

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By *ildTimes.Man
24 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam

"Will fuck for a sandwich 🥪

Jam samwich?

I was thinking more BLT or Chicken Club

The best I can do is tuna mayo or ham and pickle.

Ham and cheese?....pickle doesn't tend to agree with me ..

Mature cheddar? "

Deal! 🥪

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By *ad NannaWoman
24 weeks ago

East London

"Will fuck for a sandwich 🥪

Jam samwich?

I was thinking more BLT or Chicken Club

The best I can do is tuna mayo or ham and pickle.

Ham and cheese?....pickle doesn't tend to agree with me ..

Mature cheddar?

Deal! 🥪"

Hope you like Lidl own brand cheese and ham

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By *ildTimes.Man
24 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam

"Will fuck for a sandwich 🥪

Jam samwich?

I was thinking more BLT or Chicken Club

The best I can do is tuna mayo or ham and pickle.

Ham and cheese?....pickle doesn't tend to agree with me ..

Mature cheddar?

Deal! 🥪

Hope you like Lidl own brand cheese and ham

As long as it's not wafer thin ham, it's fine 😁

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By *cflirtyMan
24 weeks ago

rogate

Classic model, works well but needs servicing!

And a dab hand at baking treats

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By *ad NannaWoman
24 weeks ago

East London

"Will fuck for a sandwich 🥪

Jam samwich?

I was thinking more BLT or Chicken Club

The best I can do is tuna mayo or ham and pickle.

Ham and cheese?....pickle doesn't tend to agree with me ..

Mature cheddar?

Deal! 🥪

Hope you like Lidl own brand cheese and ham

As long as it's not wafer thin ham, it's fine 😁"

I'll go Morrisons and get some from the deli, specially for you

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
24 weeks ago

Bristol

"Will fuck for a sandwich 🥪

Jam samwich?

I was thinking more BLT or Chicken Club

The best I can do is tuna mayo or ham and pickle.

Ham and cheese?....pickle doesn't tend to agree with me ..

Mature cheddar?

Deal! 🥪

Hope you like Lidl own brand cheese and ham

As long as it's not wafer thin ham, it's fine 😁"

Just read ‘wafer thin’ in the Monty Python mindset 🤔

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By *hynot xCouple
24 weeks ago

Sligo

Whynot 💋

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By *ad NannaWoman
24 weeks ago

East London

"Will fuck for a sandwich 🥪

Jam samwich?

I was thinking more BLT or Chicken Club

The best I can do is tuna mayo or ham and pickle.

Ham and cheese?....pickle doesn't tend to agree with me ..

Mature cheddar?

Deal! 🥪

Hope you like Lidl own brand cheese and ham

As long as it's not wafer thin ham, it's fine 😁

Just read ‘wafer thin’ in the Monty Python mindset 🤔

Waffer

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By *ildTimes.Man
24 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam

"Will fuck for a sandwich 🥪

Jam samwich?

I was thinking more BLT or Chicken Club

The best I can do is tuna mayo or ham and pickle.

Ham and cheese?....pickle doesn't tend to agree with me ..

Mature cheddar?

Deal! 🥪

Hope you like Lidl own brand cheese and ham

As long as it's not wafer thin ham, it's fine 😁

I'll go Morrisons and get some from the deli, specially for you

Now we're talking! 🙌🙌🥪

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By *olarbear73Man
24 weeks ago

Glasgow

Still life in these old bones

Post coital pizza available

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By *ripfillMan
24 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

Tried the rest ?

Then just settle for the best ….

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Dirty

Cook

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By *ife NinjaMan
24 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Old

Gives decent oral 🤓

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

I'm a kinky bitch...nothing is vanilla with me 😈

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By *atte Lover 82Man
24 weeks ago

BERWICK-UPON-TWEED

"I'm a kinky bitch...nothing is vanilla with me 😈"
I'm sold

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

I am not for sale.

But rental in an option.

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By *xoticFrolicMan
24 weeks ago

Gosport

Don't cum so can pleasure over and over

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By *uri00620Woman
24 weeks ago

Croydon

'Vagina'.

After all that's more than enough for here.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

"Handsome as fuck, and a pretty decent dick for riding."

Sold! ♥️

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By *mf123Man
24 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Too dangerous

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

My dick is laced with honey

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
24 weeks ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

I am an evil bitch who adores woman and feminity. I torture and devour anything else.😈

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By *oleene HoneybeeWoman
24 weeks ago

on the naughty side of the street

Tongue trick

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By *aughty driverMan
24 weeks ago

Romford

Dad jokes for days

A box of milk chocolates and tea is all we need

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Talented smoother. Foreplay queen. I don't get arousal easily but when I do, I moan in Spanish.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

"I am an evil bitch who adores woman and feminity. I torture and devour anything else.😈"

Wow 🔥

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By *ensuallover1000Man
24 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Talented smoother. Foreplay queen. I don't get arousal easily but when I do, I moan in Spanish. "

😍😍😍 Bueno!! 😍😍😍

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By *hyguyvanilla1978Man
24 weeks ago

Northampton

Treat women like queen's

Try to have normal conversations without sex in it

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By *iker-bangMan
24 weeks ago

10 minutes, or 10 hour's, all depends on the chemistry 😈

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Good with my tongue

Make sure I finish last

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By *iker-bangMan
24 weeks ago

Leg shaking knee wobbler with sweet tasting baby glue🤭

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By *eoBloomsMan
24 weeks ago

Springfield

"My dick is laced with honey"

Sweet !

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By *naughtysubbyMan
24 weeks ago

Swadlincote

Kinky as you like, and always put others pleasure first

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By *ndianlookingMan
24 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

When it comes to cock...I'd undo your jeans rub my face on your bulge...feel it get hard take off your boxers. Kiss your cock and chest... Lick and tease the tip of your cock. Then put your throbbing cock in my mouth. Hear you moan and enjoy it... Id suck on it up and down like a lollipop. Rub it on my lips, slap it on my tongue then spit on it and suck it sloppy xx

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By *shford_5Man
24 weeks ago

Ashford

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By *shford_5Man
24 weeks ago

Ashford

Selling myself is a different fantasy in itself, paid and used. But in the way this is posed and in my current naughty mood..my long smooth legs are amazing in stockings and wearing makes me feel such absolutely filthy bitch

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By *orphia2003Woman
24 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

I'm a straight talking, beer drinking grumpy sod with a wild streak, who makes amazing cakes, gives great cwtches and has lots of toys.

Take it or leave it.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

All you can eat for £1

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By *ot MediterraneanCouple
24 weeks ago

Bedfordshire

Unique, curly ,3c haired ,redhead, bisexual

Shares husband,Spanish women that plays ffm

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

I'm hung like a horse, is that a yes or a neigh.

Can bend like my truths, but mostly break like my promises.

Honest and sarcastic.

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By *hiversMan
24 weeks ago

Dinas Powys

'79 model, in fair to good condition, some age related marks but nothing that won't buff out.

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By *eo PublicMan
24 weeks ago

Lincoln

Your plastic pal who's fun to be with.

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By *acktar74Man
24 weeks ago

leeds

Will bring cheesecake

Too fat to be picked up you don't need to run after me. Walking speed is fine.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
24 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

I couldn't give myself away if I was in the bargain bin...🤣🤣

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By *oldyoudown41Man
24 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

I am awesome, honestly…

I’m can read and right

get it

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

I've got a handsome willy, and I'm Ryan Reynolds doppelganger.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
24 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

2" nail

Overpowered multi speed durable hammer action

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
24 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Bollocks it crept over to 3

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By *etwife8230Couple
24 weeks ago

Newport

Angel with a wonky 😇 halo

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By *irty Flirty HarryMan
24 weeks ago

East Sussex

I won't waste your time, in fact it will be over in seconds

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By *he_turtle_movesMan
24 weeks ago

ankh morpork

3 easy reasons, I'm as good at maths as I am in bed

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By *artorialMan
24 weeks ago

weymouth

Opening bib £0.99 - oh hang on sorry I've misunderstood the selling yourself bit

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By *allSmallMan
24 weeks ago

West London

Just hoping for a second chance…

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By *eo PublicMan
24 weeks ago

Lincoln

Perfect for cat lovers. I'm hairy, self-centred and sleep a lot.

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By *exxyyDy11Man
24 weeks ago

North West

I can cook, I'm an animal lover and I have a cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

"Sorry autocorrect ….😜

Lick it or hump it

🤣🤣🤣"

Ah. I preferred the first one.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

"Soft, round, and fun all over, with a very eager mouth.

Always tips waiting staff and Deliveroo drivers.

Soft 🥰

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By *rettCoolMan
24 weeks ago

Dunfermline

£20 or nearest offer

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

I have a nice face to look at in missionary.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
24 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"I can cook, I'm an animal lover and I have a cock. "

Sold

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
24 weeks ago

Ryde

Apparently give the best hugs around, it seems that everyone loves how my "lady-parts" feel, my body is ridiculously sexually responsive and it's a bad session when I don't have any less than 6 orgasms.

I would have just gone for "winning smile", but was it probably wasn't enough.

Oh, and with my husband being a baker, at least one regular gets freshly-baked stuff for a post session natter.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

"I can suck better than a hoover and give you the best 6 and 1/2 mins of your life riding. I also offer cake and tea

A whole 6 and a half?! What's your secret?!

Old knees lol "

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By *eoBloomsMan
24 weeks ago

Springfield

"Perfect for cat lovers. I'm hairy, self-centred and sleep a lot."

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By *ergus1622Man
24 weeks ago

Dundee

"I can suck better than a hoover and give you the best 6 and 1/2 mins of your life riding. I also offer cake and tea

What more can you ask for?

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By *hades Of GreyMan
24 weeks ago

North Leeds

Have cock.

Can Travel.

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By *ergus1622Man
24 weeks ago

Dundee

"Horny housewife "

Hope to see you at the social in a couple of weeks

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By *eoBloomsMan
24 weeks ago

Springfield

"Talented smoother. Foreplay queen. I don't get arousal easily but when I do, I moan in Spanish. "

Ostia !

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