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"What’s the difference between 3 dicks and a joke? Your dad can’t take a joke .. oh wait ![]() Omg 🤣🤣🤣 Laughed so hard | |||
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"Why did the lobster blush? Because the sea " This has totally gone over my head, so I might be off to the stereotype thread to confess I'm blonde. | |||
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"I used to date an English teacher who kept correcting my grammar during sex. She got particularly annoyed about my improper use of the colon..... ![]() 🤣🤣 | |||
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"Why did the lobster blush? Because the sea This has totally gone over my head, so I might be off to the stereotype thread to confess I'm blonde." S e a w e e d | |||
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"What happens when you mix a cow and an octopus? A firm rebuke from the ethics committee and a cessation of funding" 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"What’s better than daffodils on your piano? Tulips on your organ! ![]() 😁😁💋🥒 | |||
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"Why did the lobster blush? Because the sea This has totally gone over my head, so I might be off to the stereotype thread to confess I'm blonde." I don't get this either lol ![]() | |||
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"Why did the lobster blush? Because the sea This has totally gone over my head, so I might be off to the stereotype thread to confess I'm blonde. S e a w e e d" Aha now makes sense thank you lol | |||
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"How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? Fish " How many existentialists does it take to change a lightbulb? Two One to screw the bulb in, the other to observe how the bulb symbolises a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity. | |||
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"What happens when you mix a cow and an octopus? A firm rebuke from the ethics committee and a cessation of funding" Oh that was goooood ![]() | |||
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"What do you call a dinosaur with haemorrhoids? A megasorarse" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"Never fuck with a stupid dwarf, it ain't big and it ain't clever" 🤣🤣 | |||
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"Who invented the round table? Sir cumference " That was wheely good ![]() | |||
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"And now the football results Real Madrid 2 - Surreal Madrid Fish" Hahaha | |||
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"I’m addicted to placebos. " Did they have you running up that hill ?? | |||
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"A white horse walks into a pub. The landlord said, “we got a whiskey named after you”. The white horse said, “what, Eric”?" This, is it close enough? A King Erik Pure Malt, 12-year-old Whisky, imported for the French market. | |||
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"Did you hear about the rotund knight at King Arthur's Round Table? Sir Cumfrence" And the Knight who always arrived unexpectedly Sir Prise | |||
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"I can’t believe I failed my Religious Education GCSE, I mean Jason Christ, who fails Religious Education ![]() I thought it was roses in a basket, sounds more realistic. | |||
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"Did you hear about the rotund knight at King Arthur's Round Table? Sir Cumfrence And the Knight who always arrived unexpectedly Sir Prise" His favourite General was Sir Cumspect , as he could see the problems beforehand. | |||
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"A man opened a bar called G Spot. It had to close down because no one could find it. " But the Hampshire based road painters did once write it down on the roundabout approach, before the spoilsports ruined it and had it removed. ![]() | |||
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"What goes: black……….white……black …white…black white black white black white? A penguin rolling down a hill" What turns from green to red in half a second ? A frog in a liquidizer.... | |||
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"My sister said there would be no way I could build a car out of spaghetti. Should have seen her face when I drove right pasta. " Reminds me of when Skoda built a full size car out of cake.... - the brakes were a bit spongy | |||
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"What's pink and hard? A pig with a flick knife. " Financial times crossword | |||
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"What's pink and hard? A pig with a flick knife. Financial times crossword" being a winner of the Magli Rosa | |||
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"My neighbour was attacked by 4 men last night 1 with a trombone 1 with a trumpet 1 with a sax 1 with a flute The police believe it was an Orchestrated attack " 🤣🤣 | |||
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"My neighbour was attacked by 4 men last night 1 with a trombone 1 with a trumpet 1 with a sax 1 with a flute The police believe it was an Orchestrated attack " He must have been really brassed off. | |||
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"My neighbour was attacked by 4 men last night 1 with a trombone 1 with a trumpet 1 with a sax 1 with a flute The police believe it was an Orchestrated attack 🤣🤣" who was the arresting officer,? CID or somone from the beat? | |||
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"Bono and The Edge walk into a bar and the barman says...'not you two again?'" what were they hoping to drink? Desire IPA | |||
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"What do you call an Irish lesbian!? Gaelic!!!😁...(Gay,lick!)" And they enjoy liquor too! | |||
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"What do u call a Scottish cloakroom attendant Angus mcoatup" His dentist is called Phil McCavity His lawyer is called MT Mawallit | |||
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"To earn extra money i have started doing circumcisions on the side, the pay is crap but i get to keep the tips….." Do you need a bigger coin purse? | |||
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