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2. I came to work and realised I forgot my lunch.
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"1. Can you give me a handjob with your left hand then, please.
2. I came to work and realised I forgot my lunch.
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"I banged my elbow earlier and gave myself a dead arm. Now it hurts like mad 😭 Also all the nails on my right hand have broken. I'm feeling very sorry for myself. What have you got to feel sorry for yourself about today ?" I’m just cold really cold it’s making me feel sorry for myself | |||
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"Caught my toes on the doorframe when I had freezing cold feet. Then when I was in the shower I dropped the full bottle of shampoo on the other foot "😱. Will you need to be carried around in a palanquin by extremely attractive bearers? | |||
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Now it’s mega reinforced with lots of hardware though. I am a walking (hobbling) Screw-Fix branch 
Still very sore and foot is still bruised 😔🥺 | |||
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"I have not done my usual feet routine to keep them nice and moist and they feel a little dry. I will remedy that this eve. Generally need to pay a bit more attention to me. I feel neglected by me "A foot mask and pumice is required then MB followed by a few days of looking after yourself | |||
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"Checked the oil level on my passion wagon this morning two litres short! I'm usually on the ball with those things. By passion wagon I mean an old MPV I use for fishing only done 3k in miles this past year." Top up required before your next trip. Since we retired we barely do 3k anyway  | |||
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"I have not done my usual feet routine to keep them nice and moist and they feel a little dry. I will remedy that this eve. Generally need to pay a bit more attention to me. I feel neglected by me
A foot mask and pumice is required then MB followed by a few days of looking after yourself"Good advice, ty. And free too | |||
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"I banged my elbow earlier and gave myself a dead arm. Now it hurts like mad 😭 Also all the nails on my right hand have broken. I'm feeling very sorry for myself. What have you got to feel sorry for yourself about today ? I’m just cold really cold it’s making me feel sorry for myself " Blankets available? | |||
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"Caught my toes on the doorframe when I had freezing cold feet. Then when I was in the shower I dropped the full bottle of shampoo on the other foot
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"Broken ankle in 3 places?
Now it’s mega reinforced with lots of hardware though. I am a walking (hobbling) Screw-Fix branch
Still very sore and foot is still bruised 😔🥺"I think you deserve genuine sympathy. That must hurt a lot not to mention being horribly inconvenient 😢 | |||
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"Very heavy painful period non stop cramps could cry "Oh that's horrible. Very gentle stretching and a hot water bottle is prescribed for you. | |||
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"Heres a big booby hug for anyone who needs it. " Thank you | |||
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"Today! I'm actually feeling good. Yesterday I was just a Mardy bum😭🤣 I think there was something going round 🤣" Good to hear, long may it continue | |||
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"Cut my hand in 3 places. Now the pian feel like I want a new tattoo "Do it! You know you want to | |||
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"I banged my elbow earlier and gave myself a dead arm. Now it hurts like mad 😭 Also all the nails on my right hand have broken. I'm feeling very sorry for myself. What have you got to feel sorry for yourself about today ? I’m just cold really cold it’s making me feel sorry for myself Blankets available? " | |||
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"I took the dig a walk and got cold and wet! Does that count? " Yep. Anything at all no matter how inconsequential to other people counts. Nobody cares about my elbow and fingernails except me but I feel better for complaining | |||
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"Caught my toes on the doorframe when I had freezing cold feet. Then when I was in the shower I dropped the full bottle of shampoo on the other foot
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"I have not done my usual feet routine to keep them nice and moist and they feel a little dry. I will remedy that this eve. Generally need to pay a bit more attention to me. I feel neglected by me
A foot mask and pumice is required then MB followed by a few days of looking after yourself
Good advice, ty. And free too "I also meant to say sorry for your trouble and pain. These things can really hurt | |||
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"I have not done my usual feet routine to keep them nice and moist and they feel a little dry. I will remedy that this eve. Generally need to pay a bit more attention to me. I feel neglected by me
A foot mask and pumice is required then MB followed by a few days of looking after yourself
Good advice, ty. And free too
I also meant to say sorry for your trouble and pain. These things can really hurt "Thank you I am expected to last the night | |||
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"Managed to bite my tongue while I was eating my breakfast this morning. Blood everywhere and now it's going to be really uncomfortable for several days. Not a good day. "Painful! | |||
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"We bever had a guest yesterday " 😭 | |||
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"My stuff is all self inflicted and relatively worth it so I can't feel too sorry for myself. " Feeling sorry for oneself is a pleasure not to be denied | |||
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"I have to go to a hospital app. Last time I went they told me I was pregnant (false positive thankfully) Longest 5mins of my life waiting for the re test "I bet .
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"Only had 2 cups of coffee this morning and then ran out a sugar xx" A disaster ! | |||
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"My plumber didn't turn up at 10am as scheduled and isn't answering his phone" I'd be feeling sorry for myself in that instance | |||
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"I took the dig a walk and got cold and wet! Does that count? Yep. Anything at all no matter how inconsequential to other people counts. Nobody cares about my elbow and fingernails except me but I feel better for complaining "A sore elbow is not fun. You don't know how much you move till it's sore . If you need kissed better I am available to help | |||
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"I took the dig a walk and got cold and wet! Does that count? Yep. Anything at all no matter how inconsequential to other people counts. Nobody cares about my elbow and fingernails except me but I feel better for complaining
A sore elbow is not fun. You don't know how much you move till it's sore .
If you need kissed better I am available to help"Thank you
Dundee to the south coast of England is a long way to travel to kiss an elbow. Even my sainted joint | |||
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"I banged my elbow earlier and gave myself a dead arm. Now it hurts like mad 😭 Also all the nails on my right hand have broken. I'm feeling very sorry for myself. What have you got to feel sorry for yourself about today ?" Don't they perversely call it the 'funny bone' which it's anything but when one whacks it..  | |||
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"i'm feeling very sorry for myself, my platonic lady friend just text me to see how my day was going and I haven't got the nerve to ask her for a FWB shag😪" Faint heart etc..  | |||
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"I banged the freezer door on my big toe, it's took a chunk out and it bled loads tears in my eyes, very painful "Toes and fingers are so painful when they're banged or hit 😭 | |||
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"I banged my elbow earlier and gave myself a dead arm. Now it hurts like mad 😭 Also all the nails on my right hand have broken. I'm feeling very sorry for myself. What have you got to feel sorry for yourself about today ? Don't they perversely call it the 'funny bone' which it's anything but when one whacks it.. "I definitely was not laughing | |||
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"A stomach bug going through the family. I feel drained 🤮💩" Oh god! I had norovirus a couple of weeks ago. My skin turned yellow and everything. It's awful isn't it. You start off feeling you're going to die and end up wishing you could. Are you on the road to recovery? | |||
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"i'm feeling very sorry for myself, my platonic lady friend just text me to see how my day was going and I haven't got the nerve to ask her for a FWB shag😪" Probably a wise choice | |||
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"Bad back, been in pain for 3 days. Think it might be sciatica and pulled muscle and disc, hurts like hell. " That's horrible. Is the pain radiating down your leg? | |||
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"I banged my elbow earlier and gave myself a dead arm. Now it hurts like mad 😭 Also all the nails on my right hand have broken. I'm feeling very sorry for myself. What have you got to feel sorry for yourself about today ?" Feeling very sorry for myself since I put my back out on Saturday, painful to sit down, painful to get up, painful to lie down, painful to bend down. On the plus side I can now put socks on, so it must be getting a little better 😂 | |||
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"Bad back, been in pain for 3 days. Think it might be sciatica and pulled muscle and disc, hurts like hell. That's horrible. Is the pain radiating down your leg?" Yes, every move I make is a killer. | |||
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"I banged my elbow earlier and gave myself a dead arm. Now it hurts like mad 😭 Also all the nails on my right hand have broken. I'm feeling very sorry for myself. What have you got to feel sorry for yourself about today ? Feeling very sorry for myself since I put my back out on Saturday, painful to sit down, painful to get up, painful to lie down, painful to bend down. On the plus side I can now put socks on, so it must be getting a little better 😂" That's a small bonus. Hope you're pain free soon | |||
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"Bad back, been in pain for 3 days. Think it might be sciatica and pulled muscle and disc, hurts like hell. That's horrible. Is the pain radiating down your leg? Yes, every move I make is a killer." Awful! | |||
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"Trying to record some audio jerk off instructions for a friend, but I keep coughing and having to restart 😔" An affliction to be sure. Would a spoonful of honey help? | |||
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"I took the dig a walk and got cold and wet! Does that count? Yep. Anything at all no matter how inconsequential to other people counts. Nobody cares about my elbow and fingernails except me but I feel better for complaining
A sore elbow is not fun. You don't know how much you move till it's sore .
If you need kissed better I am available to help
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"I had to wait 12 hours for another round and another 4 hours before next round of sex. " 😭 | |||
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"A stomach bug going through the family. I feel drained 🤮💩 Oh god! I had norovirus a couple of weeks ago. My skin turned yellow and everything. It's awful isn't it. You start off feeling you're going to die and end up wishing you could. Are you on the road to recovery? " It's not been too bad, just lots of poop and vomit. I originally thought mine was my IBS as I drank a Toffee Nut Latte last night. I haven't vomited and only two of the three little ones have vomited. They've all managed to make it to the toilet to poop, thankfully. I'm avoiding meat and dairy today. | |||
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"A stomach bug going through the family. I feel drained 🤮💩 Oh god! I had norovirus a couple of weeks ago. My skin turned yellow and everything. It's awful isn't it. You start off feeling you're going to die and end up wishing you could. Are you on the road to recovery? It's not been too bad, just lots of poop and vomit. I originally thought mine was my IBS as I drank a Toffee Nut Latte last night. I haven't vomited and only two of the three little ones have vomited. They've all managed to make it to the toilet to poop, thankfully. I'm avoiding meat and dairy today. " Hope you fully recover soon | |||
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"Very heavy painful period non stop cramps could cry "Same 😖😣 | |||
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"I banged my elbow earlier and gave myself a dead arm. Now it hurts like mad 😭 Also all the nails on my right hand have broken. I'm feeling very sorry for myself. What have you got to feel sorry for yourself about today ? Don't they perversely call it the 'funny bone' which it's anything but when one whacks it..
I definitely was not laughing "Been there and it's not humorous.. | |||
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"My nose is peeling and I don’t like it. Going to have a hot bath and exfoliate later " Oh, is it sunburn or dry skin? Have tried an oil cleanser | |||
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"Sinusitis making my feel.like head is full of acid and concrete. Carpel tunnel in both hands, sore foot and fucked up back. Plus I'm freezing, can't get warm and working a 65hr work this week. Oh I also have chronic insomnia and don't even start on the demons in my head Anyone need by body for medical research, just to work out how I'm still functional? If so, come and collect from Cardiff "Oh no. 😳 | |||
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"Very heavy painful period non stop cramps could cry
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"I have a work zoom call to take at 11pm tonight. Can someone else please take it for me. Lol" Sure. May I wear a comedy hat and have random people walking past in the background with placards? | |||
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"I banged my elbow earlier and gave myself a dead arm. Now it hurts like mad 😭 Also all the nails on my right hand have broken. I'm feeling very sorry for myself. What have you got to feel sorry for yourself about today ? Don't they perversely call it the 'funny bone' which it's anything but when one whacks it..
I definitely was not laughing
Been there and it's not humorous.." | |||
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" What have you got to feel sorry for yourself about today ?" I'm an idiot and forgot to take my lunchtime medication before going out. Being out lasted much longer than anticipated. I am definitely having regrets. | |||
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"We're only half way through half term. I had two of them fighting over a cardboard box earlier. I feel very sorry for myself " . I feel your pain, those days are over for us | |||
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"My husband is working away all week and I’ve had to do the bins! Not a problem in the grand scheme of things but I still feel sorry for myself as I hate that job! Xx 😄" I'd hate that too | |||
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"I banged my elbow earlier and gave myself a dead arm. Now it hurts like mad 😭 Also all the nails on my right hand have broken. I'm feeling very sorry for myself. What have you got to feel sorry for yourself about today ?" I have a cold -my chest is tight, my head is throbbing and I feel woozy and shaky. I have to get up early tomorrow to drive to work in a hire car and I think it will need refuelling | |||
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" What have you got to feel sorry for yourself about today ? I'm an idiot and forgot to take my lunchtime medication before going out. Being out lasted much longer than anticipated. I am definitely having regrets. " Can you catch up or will you just have to miss that dose? | |||
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"I banged my elbow earlier and gave myself a dead arm. Now it hurts like mad 😭 Also all the nails on my right hand have broken. I'm feeling very sorry for myself. What have you got to feel sorry for yourself about today ? I have a cold -my chest is tight, my head is throbbing and I feel woozy and shaky. I have to get up early tomorrow to drive to work in a hire car and I think it will need refuelling "Why do we always get ill when we have important stuff to do | |||
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"I don't feel sorry for myself but I am thinking of someone who totally deserves to feel sorry for themselves.My motto is there is always someone worse off than you" That's a positive outlook | |||
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"Feeling sorry for myself as the wife has a play partner and I am still looking "😭 | |||
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"You all have my sympathy. Today there is nothing wrong with me which makes a change "Enjoy it while it lasts | |||
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"Feeling sorry for myself as the wife has a play partner and I am still looking
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"I have a work zoom call to take at 11pm tonight. Can someone else please take it for me. Lol Sure. May I wear a comedy hat and have random people walking past in the background with placards? " Depends on the message on said placards lol | |||
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" What have you got to feel sorry for yourself about today ? I'm an idiot and forgot to take my lunchtime medication before going out. Being out lasted much longer than anticipated. I am definitely having regrets. Can you catch up or will you just have to miss that dose?" I've taken them now, it's nothing that needs to be taken at set times, just spaced throughout the day. Just realised that I didn't mention what the downside to not taking them is - pretty nasty pain and exacerbation of neurological symptoms. So I'm not a happy bunny atm | |||
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"I don't feel sorry for myself but I am thinking of someone who totally deserves to feel sorry for themselves.My motto is there is always someone worse off than you That's a positive outlook" Aww thanks I do try and always be positive, not always easy I know life can be tough! I've come to realise that life is too short to worry about things that are out of your control, if you can make a change then do so if you don't bother making a change then stop moaning about it | |||
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"I have a work zoom call to take at 11pm tonight. Can someone else please take it for me. Lol Sure. May I wear a comedy hat and have random people walking past in the background with placards? Depends on the message on said placards lol" Ah where's your sense of adventure | |||
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" What have you got to feel sorry for yourself about today ? I'm an idiot and forgot to take my lunchtime medication before going out. Being out lasted much longer than anticipated. I am definitely having regrets. Can you catch up or will you just have to miss that dose? I've taken them now, it's nothing that needs to be taken at set times, just spaced throughout the day. Just realised that I didn't mention what the downside to not taking them is - pretty nasty pain and exacerbation of neurological symptoms. So I'm not a happy bunny atm" No I bet you aren't . | |||
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"I banged my elbow earlier and gave myself a dead arm. Now it hurts like mad 😭 Also all the nails on my right hand have broken. I'm feeling very sorry for myself. What have you got to feel sorry for yourself about today ?" The "accessible" toilet at the bowling alley was so small that I couldn't get in with my wheelchair and shut the door, but I was desperate so had to just have a wee with myself on display to the corridor. I simultaneously didn't give a crap and wanted to die inside. As it was, no-one came along until I was washing my hands | |||
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"I have a work zoom call to take at 11pm tonight. Can someone else please take it for me. Lol Sure. May I wear a comedy hat and have random people walking past in the background with placards? Depends on the message on said placards lol Ah where's your sense of adventure "Awrite Awrite you talked me into it. Report back at 22.50 for duty. Lol | |||
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"My nose is peeling and I don’t like it. Going to have a hot bath and exfoliate later Oh, is it sunburn or dry skin? Have tried an oil cleanser" Dry skin, I use an oil cleanser but too much dry heat from central heating and then cold weather I think | |||
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"NC, I'm dropping to bits physically It's a constant battle to remain positive when you constantly feel dreadful in yourself I don't want to be a miserable old croc I'm not ready for that yet "I'm sorry to hear that Furry. I can understand how difficult it is to remain positive. | |||
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"Cracked tooth. Not having much look getting an appointment either " Darn! The situation with dentists is terrible. We've had to go private and it's very expensive, we avoid going | |||
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"I banged my elbow earlier and gave myself a dead arm. Now it hurts like mad 😭 Also all the nails on my right hand have broken. I'm feeling very sorry for myself. What have you got to feel sorry for yourself about today ? The "accessible" toilet at the bowling alley was so small that I couldn't get in with my wheelchair and shut the door, but I was desperate so had to just have a wee with myself on display to the corridor. I simultaneously didn't give a crap and wanted to die inside. As it was, no-one came along until I was washing my hands "Well I suppose it could have been worse but I'm not sure how | |||
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"I banged my elbow earlier and gave myself a dead arm. Now it hurts like mad 😭 Also all the nails on my right hand have broken. I'm feeling very sorry for myself. What have you got to feel sorry for yourself about today ?" I've found the sword I've always wanted, it's a beaut. My bank manager says I can't have it. | |||
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"I have a work zoom call to take at 11pm tonight. Can someone else please take it for me. Lol Sure. May I wear a comedy hat and have random people walking past in the background with placards? Depends on the message on said placards lol Ah where's your sense of adventure
Awrite Awrite you talked me into it.
Report back at 22.50 for duty. Lol "Ok. Just off to get some cardboard and a broom handle. | |||
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"My nose is peeling and I don’t like it. Going to have a hot bath and exfoliate later Oh, is it sunburn or dry skin? Have tried an oil cleanser Dry skin, I use an oil cleanser but too much dry heat from central heating and then cold weather I think " I've got dandruff caused by central heating | |||
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"Broken ankle in 3 places?
Now it’s mega reinforced with lots of hardware though. I am a walking (hobbling) Screw-Fix branch
Still very sore and foot is still bruised 😔🥺"Hope you are on the mend soon and not in agony xxx | |||
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"I feel really apologetic because I moaned on this thread this morning that my plumber didn't turn up and he had just been electrocuted and has a badly burned hand. " I nearly said I wonder if he'd had an accident. Don't feel bad. I told my son off for putting a limp on. Turned out to have a shin splint | |||
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"I banged my elbow earlier and gave myself a dead arm. Now it hurts like mad 😭 Also all the nails on my right hand have broken. I'm feeling very sorry for myself. What have you got to feel sorry for yourself about today ? I've found the sword I've always wanted, it's a beaut. My bank manager says I can't have it. "What do they know! | |||
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"I used a brick for a doorstop, stubbed my big toe, still moaning " It's the bricks fault | |||
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"I banged my elbow earlier and gave myself a dead arm. Now it hurts like mad 😭 Also all the nails on my right hand have broken. I'm feeling very sorry for myself. What have you got to feel sorry for yourself about today ? The "accessible" toilet at the bowling alley was so small that I couldn't get in with my wheelchair and shut the door, but I was desperate so had to just have a wee with myself on display to the corridor. I simultaneously didn't give a crap and wanted to die inside. As it was, no-one came along until I was washing my hands
Well I suppose it could have been worse but I'm not sure how"I might have needed a no.2 and someone came past mid-poop. THAT would have done me in! | |||
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"I banged my elbow earlier and gave myself a dead arm. Now it hurts like mad 😭 Also all the nails on my right hand have broken. I'm feeling very sorry for myself. What have you got to feel sorry for yourself about today ? The "accessible" toilet at the bowling alley was so small that I couldn't get in with my wheelchair and shut the door, but I was desperate so had to just have a wee with myself on display to the corridor. I simultaneously didn't give a crap and wanted to die inside. As it was, no-one came along until I was washing my hands
Well I suppose it could have been worse but I'm not sure how
I might have needed a no.2 and someone came past mid-poop. THAT would have done me in!"Yes, that would be mortifying. A friend with ms had to be taken home from a night out once when we just couldn't get her in to the accessible toilet. It was very distressing for her | |||
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"I banged my elbow earlier and gave myself a dead arm. Now it hurts like mad 😭 Also all the nails on my right hand have broken. I'm feeling very sorry for myself. What have you got to feel sorry for yourself about today ? I've found the sword I've always wanted, it's a beaut. My bank manager says I can't have it.
What do they know! "Based on my current collection, they appear to know me too well. | |||
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