FabSwingers.com forum: Stereotypes you live up to

By *antam Avershires OP Man
24 weeks ago

Falme

Irish - Fucking love potatoes

Tradie - Empty cans of red bull in the passenger footwell

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By *_FynnMan
24 weeks ago

Near You

Slut.. wait.. that's what you meant right ?

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By *hief_Of_AlwaysMan
24 weeks ago

1313 Mockingbird Lane…

*I don’t believe in therapy 🤨

*I don’t say “Ask”, I say “Arks”

*My family has an Uncle Junior

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By *allySlinkyWoman
24 weeks ago

Leeds

I'm a Merry Widow

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Mature gent

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
24 weeks ago

North West

Half Irish - also love potatoes and drink Guinness

Northerner - love gravy and moist food

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

"Half Irish - also love potatoes and drink Guinness

Northerner - love gravy and moist food

Scots love whisky

And have a kilt

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By *midnight-Woman
24 weeks ago

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Gemini - discombobulating

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By *weetiepie99Woman
24 weeks ago

cardiff

Welsh, I love to shag sheep when I have time

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple
24 weeks ago

Swansea

"Welsh, I love to shag sheep when I have time

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By *ealitybitesMan
24 weeks ago

Belfast

Man- can't mind read

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By *vaRoseWoman
24 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Country bumpkin - gets lost in cities

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By *exxyyDy11Man
24 weeks ago

North West

Man - can not multitask

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By *eoBloomsMan
24 weeks ago

Springfield

Essex Man,Loves a polo shirt and loafers

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By *oeBeansMan
24 weeks ago

Derby

Indian, loves cricket

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By *oeBeansMan
24 weeks ago

Derby

Younger man, is into older women

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
24 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

Well, m’ dear, that’d be fur otherrrr folk t’tell.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Single mum.. I sell wax melts and smellies.

Welsh country bumpkin.. so many but let's go with big cities scare me.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

"Welsh, I love to shag sheep when I have time

And this

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By *nn0centHxxWoman
24 weeks ago

brompton

I'm "blonde"

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By *eoBloomsMan
24 weeks ago

Springfield

"Welsh, I love to shag sheep when I have time

And this

I've seen the videos on Ewe-Tube

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By *oeBeansMan
24 weeks ago

Derby

"I'm "blonde"

And do you have more fun? 😉

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Gym bro. Favourite day is chest day

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By *oeBeansMan
24 weeks ago

Derby

"Gym bro. Favourite day is chest day

On a Monday?

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

None.

Every assumption is wrong..

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By *ensuallover1000Man
24 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

High Wycombe: I can rustle up a chair whilst sitting on a log in the woods with nothing but a pen knife.

….ok, I’m lying, but I can sit on a log at least 👍🏻

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

"Welsh, I love to shag sheep when I have time

And this

I've seen the videos on Ewe-Tube

Hot right?

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By *eoBloomsMan
24 weeks ago

Springfield

"Welsh, I love to shag sheep when I have time

And this

I've seen the videos on Ewe-Tube

Hot right?

Yes and I thought it was very considerate of you to pixilate the sheep's face.

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By *uri00620Woman
24 weeks ago

Croydon

Fat and jolly

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

"Welsh, I love to shag sheep when I have time

And this

I've seen the videos on Ewe-Tube

Hot right?

Yes and I thought it was very considerate of you to pixilate the sheep's face.

Of course, wouldn't want his mum to recognise him

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By *uchessdoeWoman
24 weeks ago

Northampton

"Fat and jolly

Fat and greedy

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By *eoBloomsMan
24 weeks ago

Springfield

"Welsh, I love to shag sheep when I have time

And this

I've seen the videos on Ewe-Tube

Hot right?

Yes and I thought it was very considerate of you to pixilate the sheep's face.

Of course, wouldn't want his mum to recognise him

🤭🤣

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
24 weeks ago

South Wales

I have had more fun since going blonde xx 😄

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By *ove2LurveCouple
24 weeks ago

Dartford

Bloke who works in computing -will be small, skinny and will wear thick glasses

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By *uri00620Woman
24 weeks ago

Croydon

Lives in Croydon = single mum. It's why I had my daughter's birth registered in Surrey. Didn't want to be number 602 single mum registering her on the day living up to the stereotype😆

Orphaned child = chaotic mess adult. However, bucked the stereotype by not being a criminal

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By *weetiepie99Woman
24 weeks ago

cardiff

"Welsh, I love to shag sheep when I have time

And this

I've seen the videos on Ewe-Tube

🐑 🐏

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By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman
24 weeks ago

Reading

I can't park for shit 😩

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By *enk15Man
24 weeks ago

Evesham

Accountant - I'm boring.

Brummie - I hit screws with hammers.

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By *ynamicnatureMan
24 weeks ago

Doncaster

Aussie, I call everyone mate

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

I’m Black and I’m loud.

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By *mf123Man
24 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

I dont like music so dont have a stereo

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By *sWyldWoman
24 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Woman

I can't park

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By *olarbear73Man
24 weeks ago

Glasgow

Scotsman

Whisky really is the water of life. (On a cold winters night).

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By *2000ManMan
24 weeks ago

Worthing

Northerner. Slice of bread as a side to Full English Breakfast.

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By *ant...stay...awayCouple
24 weeks ago

South Wales

Likes rugby. Sing like a dream. Both spot on 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

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By *eliWoman
24 weeks ago

Millennial. Had smashed avo for breakfast. Cheese. Got an iced coffee now. It's raining in (redacted) but that didn't stop me. If I didn't have avocado so often I'd have paid off the mortgage. 🥲

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

"Gym bro. Favourite day is chest day

On a Monday?

……. Maybe

😂

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Scottish like a drink swear a lot and own a kilt

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

"None.

Every assumption is wrong.."

Posh sounding but live up north.

Dreadlocks but don't do drugs, don't drink even.

On a swingers site, but enjoy long periods of self imposed celibacy.

Left leaning but not a fan any political party ( not even the green party).

Etc etc...

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
24 weeks ago

East Sussex

I'm in my late 60s. The only stereotype I can think of that I fit is that I wait until 9:30 to catch the bus

Otherwise I am not a wealth hoarding boomer

Not a frail old lady struggling to keep warm.

Don't know what I want and how to get it.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
24 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Mum - I’ve always got tissues and plasters in my bag.

Mrs TMN x

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
24 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane

We shag sheep 😂

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
24 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane

Another ‘we still live in caves’

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
24 weeks ago

South Wales

Welsh - yes I have seen Tom Jones live as is compulsory xx 😄

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By *estructionDollyWoman
24 weeks ago

The Deep Dark Woods

Irish heritage - I do love a potato and like a drink

Mancunian - dry, sarcastic sense of humour

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By *eoBloomsMan
24 weeks ago

Springfield

Centrist Dad. Still listening to Blur and think Tony Blair wasn't so bad.

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By *ewbootsandpanties99Man
24 weeks ago

Darkest South East Surrey

Old and grumpy and couldn't care less what people think of me!

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

I like yo mamma jokes

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By *midnight-Woman
24 weeks ago

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"I like yo mamma jokes"

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

"I like yo mamma jokes

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By *inkShyWoman
24 weeks ago

near Windsor

"High Wycombe: I can rustle up a chair whilst sitting on a log in the woods with nothing but a pen knife.

….ok, I’m lying, but I can sit on a log at least 👍🏻"

Surely for HW it's 'can walk any hill, any place, any time'

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

I dunno if Stokeys have any stereotypes/stereotypical behaviours. If they do, I guess I don’t live up to ‘em.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

I loveeeee a pizza in batter!

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By *inkShyWoman
24 weeks ago

near Windsor

Scorpio: Passionate, loyal, will hold a grudge for eternity,vengeful,intuitive.

Hometown: Nope, nothing like anyone from here. Not even my accent.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
24 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"High Wycombe: I can rustle up a chair whilst sitting on a log in the woods with nothing but a pen knife.

….ok, I’m lying, but I can sit on a log at least 👍🏻

Surely for HW it's 'can walk any hill, any place, any time' "

Ah ha! I can do that 😃👍🏻 I fit the stereotype after all 😜

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Scotsman. Love whisky, irn bru, square sausage and say purple burglar alarm funny.

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By *elix SightedMan
24 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"I can't park for shit 😩"

What about two shits?

Or one shit and two wees?

Or one one shit, one wee and a few bogies?

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By *B..Woman
24 weeks ago

Wiltshire

A lady of leisure

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By *ora the explorerWoman
24 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Yeah loads probably.

Parellel parking - shit at it

No idea how to change a tyre

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By *cottish guy 555Man
24 weeks ago

London

"I’m Black and I’m loud. "

And proud.

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By *uenevereWoman
24 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

Northerner - I do like a pie and a pint of bitter

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By *bc_bull10Man
24 weeks ago

ask me

I'm a black man with a big dick who also likes fried chicken lol

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By *inkShyWoman
24 weeks ago

near Windsor

I must apologise.

Sensualtouch15 felt the need to privately message me to correct me that I am only listing a typical human being, not a stereotypical Scorpio, and all we have in common is mostly being born in October, which I'm not.

Guess he lives up to the stereotypical mansplainer. 🙄

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
24 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

"I must apologise.

Guess he lives up to the stereotypical mansplainer. 🙄

🤣🤣🤣

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
24 weeks ago

Bristol

"I must apologise.

Guess he lives up to the stereotypical mansplainer. 🙄

What do you call it when two men get together to mansplain to each other?

A podcast

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By *inkShyWoman
24 weeks ago

near Windsor

"I must apologise.

Guess he lives up to the stereotypical mansplainer. 🙄

What do you call it when two men get together to mansplain to each other?

A podcast "

😂😂

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
24 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

I make tea like a proper Yorkshireman and I swear like a Glaswegian. Winning at life, really.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
24 weeks ago

Bristol

The standard skirt wearing angry fiery Scot who likes a drink and swears too much

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By *ackdaw52Man
24 weeks ago

Chesterfield

Autism.

I like painting miniatures and playing map/train games! Ha ha

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By *nnCeeWoman
24 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

I was fair, fat and forty, and had gallstones.

I no longer have a gallbladder, nor as much fat!

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By *orbidden eastMan
24 weeks ago

london dodging electric bikes

I don’t really know what stereotype I should be

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
24 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

That I'm a twat 🤣🤣 🤷🏻

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By *urvyLady4BlackMenWoman
24 weeks ago

Norwich

Scottish blood- feisty and auburn haired.

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By *aughty driverMan
24 weeks ago

Romford

Van driver. Scruffy beard and i play my music loud

Catch me in a chicken shop for lunch

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By *aughty driverMan
24 weeks ago

Romford

Drink tea 5 times a day what a typical indian

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
24 weeks ago

Leeds

There’s always one. And yes it’s always me.

The mr

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By *attering_ramMan
24 weeks ago

near you

Fried chicken lol

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By *aughty-nikkiTV/TS
24 weeks ago

Newcatle

T girl- that I love to deep throat frustrated married men.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
24 weeks ago

Central

Blonde - a bit dizzy. Quite a lot, actually

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

A nice guy.

Just constantly trying to put others before myself😉

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