FabSwingers.com forum: Confessions

By *obilebottom OP Man
24 weeks ago

All over

Only funny ones though and keep it within acceptable norms please. What are you going to confess?

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By *obilebottom OP Man
24 weeks ago

All over

Bump as I would like to hear some funny stuff. Too many serious threads at the moment that taxed my tired brain

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By *orthern StarsCouple
24 weeks ago

Durham

I confess that I've just eaten a triangle from my husband's toblerone whilst he is out picking our son up from rugby.

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By *obilebottom OP Man
24 weeks ago

All over

"I confess that I've just eaten a triangle from my husband's toblerone whilst he is out picking our son up from rugby.

Naughty but the kind of think I would do myself

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By *ansoffateMan
24 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

I am a secret pie/sandwich eater.

I will eat pies at ridiculous o'clock. 4am. For breakfast, supper.

I can eat pie all night long. I just can't get enough pie.

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By *obilebottom OP Man
24 weeks ago

All over

"I am a secret pie/sandwich eater.

I will eat pies at ridiculous o'clock. 4am. For breakfast, supper.

I can eat pie all night long. I just can't get enough pie."

What pie are we talking about. Pork pie? That sort of thing?

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By *vaRoseWoman
24 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

I’m about to stuff my face with some homemade lemon curd and mascarpone cheesecake, and I didn’t eat all of my dinner

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By *atgirl and RobinCouple
24 weeks ago

Durham

Finally I get to confess to this. It's been eating me up inside for years, but I haven't known how to tell anybody about it until now. So here we go.....

It was me. I let the dogs out

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

On the odd occasion hubby rolls his eyes when another pair of shoes appears.

If he asks me the "how much " question I just halve the total cost and mutter "each" under my breath when walking off.

That way I've not outright lied to him p

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By *ansoffateMan
24 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

"I am a secret pie/sandwich eater.

I will eat pies at ridiculous o'clock. 4am. For breakfast, supper.

I can eat pie all night long. I just can't get enough pie.

What pie are we talking about. Pork pie? That sort of thing? "

Any pie or pie-like thing.

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By *obilebottom OP Man
24 weeks ago

All over

"I’m about to stuff my face with some homemade lemon curd and mascarpone cheesecake, and I didn’t eat all of my dinner "

You told the wrong person as I will say ho for it. That cheesecake sounds delish

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By *oeBeansMan
24 weeks ago

Derby

I occasionally like having a coffee from Starbucks

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By *obilebottom OP Man
24 weeks ago

All over

"Finally I get to confess to this. It's been eating me up inside for years, but I haven't known how to tell anybody about it until now. So here we go.....

It was me. I let the dogs out"

We won't tell anyone

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By *obilebottom OP Man
24 weeks ago

All over

"On the odd occasion hubby rolls his eyes when another pair of shoes appears.

If he asks me the "how much " question I just halve the total cost and mutter "each" under my breath when walking off.

That way I've not outright lied to him p

Hahaha

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By *obilebottom OP Man
24 weeks ago

All over

"I occasionally like having a coffee from Starbucks

Oh no, the shame. Anything but

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

This not me I swear but when we were all 18 this enormously fat lass (30 stone at her peak) was adamant she had sex with one of my mates, an accusation that he furiously denied, it was 20 years later that he finally confessed to me when we were d*unk that it was true.

Not much of a story I just find it anazing he kept it secret for 20 years haha

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By *obilebottom OP Man
24 weeks ago

All over

"This not me I swear but when we were all 18 this enormously fat lass (30 stone at her peak) was adamant she had sex with one of my mates, an accusation that he furiously denied, it was 20 years later that he finally confessed to me when we were d*unk that it was true.

Not much of a story I just find it anazing he kept it secret for 20 years haha "

Better late than ever

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By *elix SightedMan
24 weeks ago

Cloud 8

It’s pancake day in a couple of weeks. I live alone and don’t use sugar, so I don’t want to buy a whole pack just for pancake day, so I’m going to ‘redistribute’ all the sugar packets I find in hotel rooms between now and then.

Miserly, time consuming, unnecessary and borderline theft. Why don’t I just buy a pack of sugar for £1!!

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By *obilebottom OP Man
24 weeks ago

All over

"It’s pancake day in a couple of weeks. I live alone and don’t use sugar, so I don’t want to buy a whole pack just for pancake day, so I’m going to ‘redistribute’ all the sugar packets I find in hotel rooms between now and then.

Miserly, time consuming, unnecessary and borderline theft. Why don’t I just buy a pack of sugar for £1!!"
i knew someone who used to collect all those extra butters they give you with toast etc in cafe, honestly.

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By *inkShyWoman
24 weeks ago

near Windsor

I confess... that in year 5, Adam and I ate loads of chocolates out of the class advent calendar, and shut the windows again. We then sat by silently the next few days when people were challenged by Miss. We then sat in fear as Daniel was given a weeks detention for theft.

Sorry, Dan.

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By *obilebottom OP Man
24 weeks ago

All over

"I confess... that in year 5, Adam and I ate loads of chocolates out of the class advent calendar, and shut the windows again. We then sat by silently the next few days when people were challenged by Miss. We then sat in fear as Daniel was given a weeks detention for theft.

Sorry, Dan."

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
24 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London

"I am a secret pie/sandwich eater.

I will eat pies at ridiculous o'clock. 4am. For breakfast, supper.

I can eat pie all night long. I just can't get enough pie.

What pie are we talking about. Pork pie? That sort of thing?

Any pie or pie-like thing."

Pie nis? That sort of thing?

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By *inkShyWoman
24 weeks ago

near Windsor

When my neighbour leaves the boot of his car open, I throw things in it to see if he notices because he annoys me. During December it's sprouts.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

"When my neighbour leaves the boot of his car open, I throw things in it to see if he notices because he annoys me. During December it's sprouts. "

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By *inkShyWoman
24 weeks ago

near Windsor

"When my neighbour leaves the boot of his car open, I throw things in it to see if he notices because he annoys me. During December it's sprouts.

Fairly innocent still!

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Me and my childhood (middle school) boyfriend never broke up, we've been together all these years

I haven't heard from him since and he's now married 🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

I can beat that today i had a Costa from a machine in a petrol station

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By *obilebottom OP Man
24 weeks ago

All over

"I can beat that today i had a Costa from a machine in a petrol station "

I had a few and taste just the same and a lot cheaper than in a cafe. Rspecially if you do the meal deal that some places do. Coop meal deal £3.50 coffee, sandwhich and snack

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By *bitofaslutWoman
24 weeks ago

Cannock

If things get heated in a chat you can guarantee I'm watching a movie and utterly indifferent to his impending orgasm.

Sorry, Phil, I'm not playing with anything, I'm watching hostel.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

A lot of things I did would make me look like an immature arsehole if I did haha

When my mate had his unit I was passing and needed toilet so called in and he wasn’t there so I took a piss in his steel bucket for his tab dumps by the door, he never actually noticed, I did however get the plane for pissing in a hard hat and leaving it on his scrap bin which I swear wasn’t me but I guess that balanced things out

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By *ympho6969Woman
24 weeks ago

glasgow

I regularly eat my sons Easter eggs before Easter and need to replace them over and over.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

My chick on the side said she’s got one on the way

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

"My chick on the side said she’s got one on the way"
she’s 3 months pregnant and she’s keeping it

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By *illy IdolMan
24 weeks ago

Midlands

Grandma, I'm really sorry, but my friend didn't actually lose his pocket money down the back of your sofa. We lied because we heard the ice cream van, and were desperate for an ice cream. Sorry Grandma 😔

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By *empest2KMan
24 weeks ago

Derby

I confess that I'm still trying to figure out who drives the top of a double-decker bus. Any ideas? 🤔

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
24 weeks ago

Ryde

My wife has a severe flatulence-based reaction to peppers, guaranteed to have her parping like a trumpet soon after.

I confess that I was annoyed with her on the day of a Fab meeting, and diced up an entire pepper and cooked it into the Bologese she had about an hour before seeing the guy for sex...

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By *illy IdolMan
24 weeks ago

Midlands

"My wife has a severe flatulence-based reaction to peppers, guaranteed to have her parping like a trumpet soon after.

I confess that I was annoyed with her on the day of a Fab meeting, and diced up an entire pepper and cooked it into the Bologese she had about an hour before seeing the guy for sex..."

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

No usher references. This website is a glimpse into a world I didn’t know existed

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By *naswingdressWoman
24 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"My chick on the side said she’s got one on the way she’s 3 months pregnant and she’s keeping it"

You said you'd keep that quiet 🤫

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
24 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I once put a whoopee cushion under my mum and dad's mattress and as they both knew that they hadn't farted they spent a long time blaming each other, exasperated as to why they wouldn't just confess.

On a night out with friends in our early 30s, we were walking into town and on going down a terraced street, I banged on 3-4 doors and legged it. My friends couldn't, for a minute, decide whether to stick around and explain that they hadn't knockadoor runned these people or to just leg it. In the end, they all took to their heels

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By *ustAnotherMan
24 weeks ago

Midlands

I used to go over to a friend's house and spent the evening chatting, playing games or whatever, really good time. I'd stay over crashing on his sofa.

At about 2am when I knew he was asleep I'd sneak out to meet his sister in her room for a shag.

He never cottoned on until she went to uni and I stopped staying over

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By *andaloriansCouple
24 weeks ago

Malvern

"I am a secret pie/sandwich eater.

I will eat pies at ridiculous o'clock. 4am. For breakfast, supper.

I can eat pie all night long. I just can't get enough pie."

Theres always time for pie!

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By *obilebottom OP Man
24 weeks ago

All over

"I once put a whoopee cushion under my mum and dad's mattress and as they both knew that they hadn't farted they spent a long time blaming each other, exasperated as to why they wouldn't just confess.

Naughty

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

I confess I’m a fan of eating a packet of biscuits for breakfast 🤭

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
24 weeks ago

North West

Miserly, time consuming, unnecessary and borderline theft. Why don’t I just buy a pack of sugar for £1!!"

I once racked up a collection of salad cream sachets from pubs so I could take them backpacking with me. I was away for a year so needed a salad cream fix!

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Ginger Nuts ?

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By *aughty workman88Man
24 weeks ago

Colchester

I confess I like brown sauce on toast and like cheese and pickle on digestive biscuits

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