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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

All German CL final.... oh dear Barca!

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By *anSusieCouple
over a year ago

Midlothian

Love it

(susie)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I wonder what odds you could have got on a 7-0 aggregate score?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

don't mention the war

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

What's CL Final? Something football?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"don't mention the war "

They started it!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"don't mention the war

They started it! "

Now then you ARE working towards that spanking!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"don't mention the war

They started it! Now then you ARE working towards that spanking! "

Guten abend!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"don't mention the war

They started it! Now then you ARE working towards that spanking!

Guten abend! "

You are after one as well then ?;-)

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick


"What's CL Final? Something football? "

Champions league...European.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It will be bloody bonkers over here if they win. There noisy bastards.

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

The german are coming???? SCHEISSE.....

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"It will be bloody bonkers over here if they win. There noisy bastards. "

think you'll be safe up north..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It will be bloody bonkers over here if they win. There noisy bastards.

think you'll be safe up north..

"

I live in Germany

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"It will be bloody bonkers over here if they win. There noisy bastards.

think you'll be safe up north..

I live in Germany "

Oops missed that..

is it enshulegensie bitte..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It will be bloody bonkers over here if they win. There noisy bastards.

think you'll be safe up north..

I live in Germany

Oops missed that..

is it enshulegensie bitte..

"

Ja das ist ok keine problem.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"It will be bloody bonkers over here if they win. There noisy bastards.

think you'll be safe up north..

I live in Germany

Oops missed that..

is it enshulegensie bitte..

Ja das ist ok keine problem.

"

Danke schon..

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By *bfoxxxMan
over a year ago

Crete or LANCASTER


"don't mention the war "

Y A W N

That is so boring.

Like 68 years out of date.

I think we've moved on a bit now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"don't mention the war

Y A W N

That is so boring.

Like 68 years out of date.

I think we've moved on a bit now."

Speak for yourself... Altogether now "2 world wars and one world cup, doo dah doo dah..."

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

The wembly staff will make a fortune flogging SunBeds!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

At least its a Wembley final they will win.

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

Spanischen Fußball ist tot und begraben. Die Deutschen kommen.

Greetings from Germany (not far from Dortmund)

Around here the Dortmund fans are going crazy and the Schalke fans are spitting fire. German fans have a reputation for being very LOUD, so you will certainly hear them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Now where is Aphrodite to give me my spanking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Barca were poor against Milan and PSG but managed to scrape through. Bayern gave them a hiding in both legs of the semi I await the final with interest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bayern are going to be the team to beat in Europe for the next few seasons, pity fr the Bundesliga because they're already completely dominating as it is, so it doesn't make their league anymore interesting. I think all the talk of a power shift over to German football is a little daft, sure the Bundesliga is probably the best run league there is but it doesn't have the depth of the other 3 major leagues in Europe.

Remember only a few years ago there was an all English final and 3 teams in the semis. It all runs in cycles

Bayern to win 2-0

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol,, those German fans are a riot lol,, remember when they won anything major esp football wise they used to drive round the British estates honking car horns and chanting lol still loved living out there, miss it!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Now where is Aphrodite to give me my spanking? "
Watching you

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

Was wollen wir trinken ! Fussball kommt nu hause

Think this will be a great final with an incredible atmosphere !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well its here Ben,,get your towel out early

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"don't mention the war "
Really ..... is not time to give that one a rest!!!!

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

The form book and general consensus here in Germany points to a Bayern win.

Just like it pointed to Man City winning the FA cup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quick folks book holiday abroad sunbeds will be easier to get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The form book and general consensus here in Germany points to a Bayern win.

Just like it pointed to Man City winning the FA cup "

And city now want 5 cups in 5 years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best of luck to Dortmund. I like the Germans in football. Disciplined and effective.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of sausage being swallowed this weekend in London

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By *anSusieCouple
over a year ago

Midlothian


"Best of luck to Dortmund. I like the Germans in football. Disciplined and effective. "

not just in football

(susie)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Best of luck to Dortmund. I like the Germans in football. Disciplined and effective.

not just in football

(susie)"

That's a fact

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

Should be a great game,if anything like the semi finals.

Both teams play attacking football,scoring plenty of goals,

Hope they take this into the final.

My prediction,

Bayern3 Dortmund 2

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"It will be bloody bonkers over here if they win. There noisy bastards. "

there bound to win there both german sides

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Lots of sausage being swallowed this weekend in London "

they wont be eating many at wembley prices as its daylight robbery, especialy after paying bundesliga prices

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...


"Lots of sausage being swallowed this weekend in London

they wont be eating many at wembley prices as its daylight robbery, especialy after paying bundesliga prices"

One of the newspapers here sent a reporter to sample the sausages in London. (yes seriously) Over priced, slimy and buried in overcooked mushy onions was the verdict.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lots of sausage being swallowed this weekend in London

they wont be eating many at wembley prices as its daylight robbery, especialy after paying bundesliga prices

One of the newspapers here sent a reporter to sample the sausages in London. (yes seriously) Over priced, slimy and buried in overcooked mushy onions was the verdict."

tsk. What do Germans know about sausages anyway!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Lots of sausage being swallowed this weekend in London

they wont be eating many at wembley prices as its daylight robbery, especialy after paying bundesliga prices

One of the newspapers here sent a reporter to sample the sausages in London. (yes seriously) Over priced, slimy and buried in overcooked mushy onions was the verdict.

tsk. What do Germans know about sausages anyway! "

think they know not to use horse meat in them or is that just our burgers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lots of sausage being swallowed this weekend in London

they wont be eating many at wembley prices as its daylight robbery, especialy after paying bundesliga prices

One of the newspapers here sent a reporter to sample the sausages in London. (yes seriously) Over priced, slimy and buried in overcooked mushy onions was the verdict.

tsk. What do Germans know about sausages anyway!

think they know not to use horse meat in them or is that just our burgers "

If you search online you will find they had the same problem too.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Lots of sausage being swallowed this weekend in London

they wont be eating many at wembley prices as its daylight robbery, especialy after paying bundesliga prices

One of the newspapers here sent a reporter to sample the sausages in London. (yes seriously) Over priced, slimy and buried in overcooked mushy onions was the verdict.

tsk. What do Germans know about sausages anyway!

think they know not to use horse meat in them or is that just our burgers "

Do you have a personal affinity with German sausages?;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lots of sausage being swallowed this weekend in London

they wont be eating many at wembley prices as its daylight robbery, especialy after paying bundesliga prices

One of the newspapers here sent a reporter to sample the sausages in London. (yes seriously) Over priced, slimy and buried in overcooked mushy onions was the verdict.

tsk. What do Germans know about sausages anyway!

think they know not to use horse meat in them or is that just our burgers

If you search online you will find they had the same problem too. "

Do they eat them with Sauerkraut?

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Do they eat them with Sauerkraut? "
They do and a million different sorts of mustard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lots of sausage being swallowed this weekend in London

they wont be eating many at wembley prices as its daylight robbery, especialy after paying bundesliga prices

One of the newspapers here sent a reporter to sample the sausages in London. (yes seriously) Over priced, slimy and buried in overcooked mushy onions was the verdict.

tsk. What do Germans know about sausages anyway!

think they know not to use horse meat in them or is that just our burgers

If you search online you will find they had the same problem too. Do they eat them with Sauerkraut? "

Shergar more likely as horse meat got into the sausage chain too.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Do they eat them with Sauerkraut? They do and a million different sorts of mustard"

Ooops and I forgot the different types of rolls....;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lots of sausage being swallowed this weekend in London

they wont be eating many at wembley prices as its daylight robbery, especialy after paying bundesliga prices

One of the newspapers here sent a reporter to sample the sausages in London. (yes seriously) Over priced, slimy and buried in overcooked mushy onions was the verdict.

tsk. What do Germans know about sausages anyway!

think they know not to use horse meat in them or is that just our burgers

If you search online you will find they had the same problem too. Do they eat them with Sauerkraut?

Shergar more likely as horse meat got into the sausage chain too. "

Neigh! Don't say that!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Do they eat them with Sauerkraut? They do and a million different sorts of mustard

Ooops and I forgot the different types of rolls....;-)"

Oooops again... and not to forget the beers

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"don't mention the war Really ..... is not time to give that one a rest!!!! "

glad its not just me .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lots of sausage being swallowed this weekend in London

they wont be eating many at wembley prices as its daylight robbery, especialy after paying bundesliga prices

One of the newspapers here sent a reporter to sample the sausages in London. (yes seriously) Over priced, slimy and buried in overcooked mushy onions was the verdict.

tsk. What do Germans know about sausages anyway!

think they know not to use horse meat in them or is that just our burgers

If you search online you will find they had the same problem too. Do they eat them with Sauerkraut?

Shergar more likely as horse meat got into the sausage chain too. Neigh! Don't say that! "

Lol I think the duped customers were more growling than neighing.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"don't mention the war Really ..... is not time to give that one a rest!!!!

glad its not just me ."

Lol... I used to find it really funny when I first heard it.

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"Do they eat them with Sauerkraut? They do and a million different sorts of mustard

Ooops and I forgot the different types of rolls....;-)"

and dont forget the infamous currywurst yum yum

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I love German food..and not forgetting Banana beer...

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Do they eat them with Sauerkraut? They do and a million different sorts of mustard

Ooops and I forgot the different types of rolls....;-)

and dont forget the infamous currywurst yum yum "

Cant remember the last count on the number of different kinds of sausages

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I love German food..and not forgetting Banana beer... "
Never tried it but understand it is still going strong

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I love German food..and not forgetting Banana beer... "

It's definitely my food hell. Especially those dumpling things that are like eating balls of lard !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love German food..and not forgetting Banana beer... "

I always find it a little boring and lacking in finesse and imagination. Give me Italian or French cuisine anyday.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I love German food..and not forgetting Banana beer... Never tried it but understand it is still going strong "

Yep the Yanks love it....used to go to the Irish bar on a Saturday night and have banana beer...

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"I love German food..and not forgetting Banana beer...

It's definitely my food hell. Especially those dumpling things that are like eating balls of lard !"

yeah got to say the dumplings you love or hate ,but the cakes ...omg the cakes are amazing ...its cake heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeeze they have cancelled britain got talent for a fucking game of footy. That reminds me i need to do painting and watch it dry far more interesting

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I love German food..and not forgetting Banana beer...

It's definitely my food hell. Especially those dumpling things that are like eating balls of lard !"

Lol I guess because I have been brought up on a Danish diet it just all tastes the same...

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I love German food..and not forgetting Banana beer...

It's definitely my food hell. Especially those dumpling things that are like eating balls of lard !"

It is what they serve ungrateful foreigners, you know? They dont eat them themselves

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I love German food..and not forgetting Banana beer... Never tried it but understand it is still going strong

Yep the Yanks love it....used to go to the Irish bar on a Saturday night and have banana beer..."

Irish bar brings back some memories. Not sure I could share them publicly

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Best food I ever ate in Munich was at Luigi Malones

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I love German food..and not forgetting Banana beer... Never tried it but understand it is still going strong

Yep the Yanks love it....used to go to the Irish bar on a Saturday night and have banana beer...Irish bar brings back some memories. Not sure I could share them publicly"

Lol there was one in every town and city...The things we got up to in there..lol

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I love German food..and not forgetting Banana beer... Never tried it but understand it is still going strong

Yep the Yanks love it....used to go to the Irish bar on a Saturday night and have banana beer...Irish bar brings back some memories. Not sure I could share them publicly

I think the police used to give them a wide berth and just tolerated some of the stuff that went on in there.

Lol there was one in every town and city...The things we got up to in there..lol"

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"I love German food..and not forgetting Banana beer... Never tried it but understand it is still going strong

Yep the Yanks love it....used to go to the Irish bar on a Saturday night and have banana beer...Irish bar brings back some memories. Not sure I could share them publicly

Lol there was one in every town and city...The things we got up to in there..lol"

tell us ,did it involve banana beer ? and bratwurst ?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I love German food..and not forgetting Banana beer... Never tried it but understand it is still going strong

Yep the Yanks love it....used to go to the Irish bar on a Saturday night and have banana beer...Irish bar brings back some memories. Not sure I could share them publicly

Lol there was one in every town and city...The things we got up to in there..lol

tell us ,did it involve banana beer ? and bratwurst ?"

lol no I think we stole half their JD glasses..In the end they never gave the JD in a JD glass but in a normal glass...

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I love German food..and not forgetting Banana beer... Never tried it but understand it is still going strong

Yep the Yanks love it....used to go to the Irish bar on a Saturday night and have banana beer...Irish bar brings back some memories. Not sure I could share them publicly

Lol there was one in every town and city...The things we got up to in there..lol

tell us ,did it involve banana beer ? and bratwurst ?

lol no I think we stole half their JD glasses..In the end they never gave the JD in a JD glass but in a normal glass... "

If there ever were a raid on my home - I would have been charged with unlawful possession of a few said glasses

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"I love German food..and not forgetting Banana beer... Never tried it but understand it is still going strong

Yep the Yanks love it....used to go to the Irish bar on a Saturday night and have banana beer...Irish bar brings back some memories. Not sure I could share them publicly

Lol there was one in every town and city...The things we got up to in there..lol

tell us ,did it involve banana beer ? and bratwurst ?

lol no I think we stole half their JD glasses..In the end they never gave the JD in a JD glass but in a normal glass... "

bet they loved you lot .....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Do we eat sausage and cake for the next couple of hours?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Come on Dortmund.

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick


"Come on Dortmund. "

Oops. ....Robben ex-Chelsea....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Munich won?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Munich won?"

yes..

2-1

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Munich won?

yes..

2-1"

Thanks.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

fantastic game,two positive teams attacking at every opportunity.

the 2014 world cup,can't come quick enough for the Germans.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"fantastic game,two positive teams attacking at every opportunity.

the 2014 world cup,can't come quick enough for the Germans.

"

Enjoyed watching it as it was fairly balanced and a good match. Shame some hooligans ended up getting themselves arrested after.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I thought this was a Political thread. Germany has tried twice before but this time they are trying to gain control of Europe by stealth...

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...


"And I thought this was a Political thread. Germany has tried twice before but this time they are trying to gain control of Europe by stealth..."

You are very misinformed.

For years EU membership and latterly the Euro has driven Germany's export economy, and most Germans have been happy with that arrangement, but times and attitudes are changing.

The true cost of Germany's EU membership is now open for the average German to see, and he doesn't like it. Not only the well publicised costs of the bailouts, but also the man in the street is starting to question the amount of money given to Brussels every year.

The REAL people who are "trying to take control of Europe by stealth" are the Socialist/Communist Euro elite that the Germans have turned a blind eye to for far too many years.

There is a general election here in September and for the 1st time there is a genuine Euro sceptic party in the frame (very similar to UKIP) The party was only formed in March this year and is already polling between 10 & 12% (and rising) and with the electoral system here could well hold the balance of power afterwards.

But as always there are people who will ignore the real bogeymen in Brussels as long as they can do a bit of German bashing.

Written by Rob, a Brit married to a German and living in Germany.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they don't like it up them ?don't tell them your name pike

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...


"they don't like it up them ?don't tell them your name pike "

No they don't.

Barroso (Portugese Communist) Schultz (hard left German Socialist)and Van Rumpoy (Belgian Socialist) are shitting themselves.

And if they had their way all dissenters would be sent to the Gulag, so don't tell 'em your name Pike.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"they don't like it up them ?don't tell them your name pike

No they don't.

Barroso (Portugese Communist) Schultz (hard left German Socialist)and Van Rumpoy (Belgian Socialist) are shitting themselves.

And if they had their way all dissenters would be sent to the Gulag, so don't tell 'em your name Pike.

"

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