FabSwingers.com forum: Monster munch

By *inkyandthebrain2023 OP Couple
24 weeks ago

Cheshire

Help Sydney university with some scientific research. What's your go to flavor and how many can you fit in your mouth at one time ?

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By *ustAnotherMan
24 weeks ago

Midlands

Beef

Whole packet

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By *inkShyWoman
24 weeks ago

near Windsor

Flamin hot. I've never counted but I can get a Twix in sideways, so I reckon a few.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

🤷🏾‍♂️

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By *elloWoman
24 weeks ago

alpha centauri

Pickled onion , but it has to be the large version. I don't try to fit them in my mouth as a whole, i nibble the toes off them.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Pickled onion.. and 3

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By *inkShyWoman
24 weeks ago

near Windsor

Are they toes, or is it an entire monster??

I always thought toes!

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

"Are they toes, or is it an entire monster??

I always thought toes!"

Don’t overthink it. In the words of Rio Ferdinand ‘Just enjoy them, man.’

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By *inkyandthebrain2023 OP Couple
24 weeks ago

Cheshire

"Flamin hot. I've never counted but I can get a Twix in sideways, so I reckon a few."

Are we talking one or two fingers ?

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By *cottish guy 555Man
24 weeks ago

London

Pickled onion. The only way to go.

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By *eri24Woman
24 weeks ago

Bridgend

Always pickled onion

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
24 weeks ago

Bristol

Pickled onion or not at all

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By *ocusMan
24 weeks ago

Cambridge

Great, now I want some Monster Munch (pickled onion flavour).

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By *orbidden eastMan
24 weeks ago

london dodging electric bikes

Grab a bag of beef, please

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By *xciter7169Man
24 weeks ago

The Midlands

Put me down as a Beef fan,maybe three in my gob,really fancy a packet now

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Need to eat at least three bags these days for satisfaction on account of the product shrinkage.

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By *inkShyWoman
24 weeks ago

near Windsor

"Are they toes, or is it an entire monster??

I always thought toes!

Don’t overthink it. In the words of Rio Ferdinand ‘Just enjoy them, man.’"

True, but I need to know if I'm kinky nibbling toes, or full on demolishing a being.

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By *inkShyWoman
24 weeks ago

near Windsor

"Flamin hot. I've never counted but I can get a Twix in sideways, so I reckon a few.

Are we talking one or two fingers ?"

1 but I'll try 2 😂

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By *elloWoman
24 weeks ago

alpha centauri

"Are they toes, or is it an entire monster??

I always thought toes!

Don’t overthink it. In the words of Rio Ferdinand ‘Just enjoy them, man.’

True, but I need to know if I'm kinky nibbling toes, or full on demolishing a being."

After checking with Google , I'm none the wiser on what they are, but either way I think you and I are definitely kinky because we consider them to be feet and toes.

And the people choosing the beef versions are just freaks

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By *inkShyWoman
24 weeks ago

near Windsor

"Are they toes, or is it an entire monster??

I always thought toes!

Don’t overthink it. In the words of Rio Ferdinand ‘Just enjoy them, man.’

True, but I need to know if I'm kinky nibbling toes, or full on demolishing a being.

After checking with Google , I'm none the wiser on what they are, but either way I think you and I are definitely kinky because we consider them to be feet and toes.

And the people choosing the beef versions are just freaks

I'll proudly wear my kinky hat alongside you. Surprised Google came up short though.

100%. Beef is for Hula Hoops!

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
24 weeks ago

Willenhall

"Help Sydney university with some scientific research. What's your go to flavor and how many can you fit in your mouth at one time ?"

I love all three but I really am going off "flaming hot" because...they're not. I'd probably pick roast beef over pickled onion because they're not as sweet.

Having just tried I can almost fit a whole bag in my mouth but I now have that "Monster Munch mush" between my teeth that can only be cleared by swigging a cold can of beer. Well, that's my excuse for drinking on a Monday night anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Pickled onion 🤤🤤 and I'll have to test how many I can fit in my mouth 😏

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By *ambo116Man
24 weeks ago

ilfracombe

Got to be hot and depends if that's whole or crushed

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
24 weeks ago

Willenhall

After checking with Google , I'm none the wiser on what they are, but either way I think you and I are definitely kinky because we consider them to be feet and toes. "

The original Monster Munch shapes were based on the shapes of the heads of the "Monster Munch Monsters" seen in the TV ads. They changed them to a single shape called a claw (so a foot) years ago.

I believe this is why Aldi call their (identical as far as I can tell) version "Monster Claws". I have no idea how they got away with that level of intellectual property infringement.

"And the people choosing the beef versions are just freaks"

Yeah, well...pickled onion flavour crisps aren't weird either, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Monster munch it has to be pickled onion

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By *orphia2003Woman
24 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Pickled onions

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
24 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

This is an open and free space; so no judgements here... but all you pickled onioners are freaks!!🤢 🤣🤣

Hot'n'Spicy are the only choice 🔥🌶

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Pickled onion rules….fact

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By *mmaleiaWoman
24 weeks ago

Trowbridge

Used to be pickled onion for me every time, but these days I can’t handle them & opt for beef

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
24 weeks ago

Next Door

Flamin hot then beef

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By *illy IdolMan
24 weeks ago

Midlands

Flammin' hot. Maybe 3 or 4

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Fun fact, I actually make the beefy flavour for the beef Monster Munch. It doesn't smell very nice in it's production 🤮. However, the final outcome of the crisps, are the best of it's brand.

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By *all_Dark_DirtyMan
24 weeks ago

all over

That’s like asking someone to choose their favourite child, Monster Much are amazing because they’re ridiculously over flavoured and have a great mouthfeel, to choose a ‘favourite’ would impossible

Beef😏

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
24 weeks ago

Brum

Flaming hot.

A whole packet it would seem, the ones in the multipack have about 5 monsters in.

Tops.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Pickled onion

Beef

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

"Pickled onion

Beef"

I don’t know why but I thought of me eating some beef ones and beef eating some pickled ones.

💡💡

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By *estructionDollyWoman
24 weeks ago

The Deep Dark Woods

Anything except pickled onion 🤢 don't come near me with your pickled onion breath either 🤣

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By *over of ladiesMan
24 weeks ago

cannock

Never tried monster munch,but can fit a whole wagon wheel in

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
24 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Beef, although I do like the BBQ flavour

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Beef.

One at a time. I’m terribly vanilla in my eating habits

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
24 weeks ago

Ryde

If it's the disastrous "Giant Prawn" flavour of Monster Munch, then the answer is "none, and get them out of my sight!"

And you can keep the "Spaghetti Sauce" ones, as well...

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By *inkShyWoman
24 weeks ago

near Windsor

"Flamin hot. I've never counted but I can get a Twix in sideways, so I reckon a few.

Are we talking one or two fingers ?"

Can confirm 2.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Never eaten one

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
24 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane

Beef monster much 👌🏻

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By *TRAY-CATMan
24 weeks ago

"Are they toes, or is it an entire monster??

I always thought toes!

Don’t overthink it. In the words of Rio Ferdinand ‘Just enjoy them, man.’

True, but I need to know if I'm kinky nibbling toes, or full on demolishing a being.

After checking with Google , I'm none the wiser on what they are, but either way I think you and I are definitely kinky because we consider them to be feet and toes.

And the people choosing the beef versions are just freaks

I'll proudly wear my kinky hat alongside you. Surprised Google came up short though.

100%. Beef is for Hula Hoops! "
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100% .. Beef for hula hoops...

Flamin hot for monster munch...

Tomato sauce for ordinary Crisps...

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

"Help Sydney university with some scientific research. What's your go to flavor and how many can you fit in your mouth at one time ?"
well Sydney beef is the only option but check out the Aldi version

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