FabSwingers.com forum: My Lilo has gone missing...... !

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I really need help as my Lilo hasn't made itself known for a few weeks now..

I just can't see it coming back ....

Any ideas ?

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Wasn't me - never touched it.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Wasn't me - never touched it.

You have a guilty look about you tho

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

Ask Lil

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Deflated??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really need help as my Lilo hasn't made itself known for a few weeks now..

I just can't see it coming back ....

Any ideas ? "

Try putting your li a little higher up?

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"Wasn't me - never touched it.

You have a guilty look about you tho "

I'm out of breath too, but still haven't goy your lilo

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I wouldn't worry to much. that woman is a TART !!!!!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I wouldn't worry to much. that woman is a TART !!!!!"

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really need help as my Lilo hasn't made itself known for a few weeks now..

I just can't see it coming back ....

Any ideas ? "

Not really funny mocking someone with a genuine issue in my opinion...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I really need help as my Lilo hasn't made itself known for a few weeks now..

I just can't see it coming back ....

Any ideas ?

Not really funny mocking someone with a genuine issue in my opinion..."

They are not mocking me! They understand the loss of a lilo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really need help as my Lilo hasn't made itself known for a few weeks now..

I just can't see it coming back ....

Any ideas ?

Not really funny mocking someone with a genuine issue in my opinion...

They are not mocking me! They understand the loss of a lilo. "

I think you know what I mean...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you checked down the back of the sofa?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Come to think of it, not seen the sofa for some time either .......

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"Come to think of it, not seen the sofa for some time either .......

LOL!

Not Guilty!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

So fa so good. Lilos can lie low for some time before being discovered.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

"Come to think of it, not seen the sofa for some time either .......

It's floated off on the bloody lilo...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come to think of it, not seen the sofa for some time either .......

are your cataracts playing up?

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Bet you used to have an occasional table too?

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Come to think of it, not seen the sofa for some time either .......

are your cataracts playing up?

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If they did she would not be able to read our replies? Just a thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tent shop had all airbeds nicked cops think thieves will li lo for a while

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

"Bet you used to have an occasional table too?

Occasionally she did, but not all the time....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"So fa so good. Lilos can lie low for some time before being discovered."

I need it for weekend visitors it's a double .....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Come to think of it, not seen the sofa for some time either .......

are your cataracts playing up?

I can't see them to tell .....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Come to think of it, not seen the sofa for some time either .......

are your cataracts playing up?

If they did she would not be able to read our replies? Just a thought

Which planet are you on ? I have a little man that reads for me .... tsk .... and a little monkey that does the typing ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come to think of it, not seen the sofa for some time either .......

are your cataracts playing up?

If they did she would not be able to read our replies? Just a thought

Which planet are you on ? I have a little man that reads for me .... tsk .... and a little monkey that does the typing ..."

You tell her Cranny!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Come to think of it, not seen the sofa for some time either .......

are your cataracts playing up?

If they did she would not be able to read our replies? Just a thought

Which planet are you on ? I have a little man that reads for me .... tsk .... and a little monkey that does the typing ...

You tell her Cranny!"

My little man says you said Cranny

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Come to think of it, not seen the sofa for some time either .......

are your cataracts playing up?

If they did she would not be able to read our replies? Just a thought

Which planet are you on ? I have a little man that reads for me .... tsk .... and a little monkey that does the typing ...

You tell her Cranny!

My little man says you said Cranny "
Maybe it's him with the sight problem?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Have you looked hi and lo?

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Have you looked hi and lo?"
Maybe we should be charitable and visit her to help look?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Have you looked hi and lo?Maybe we should be charitable and visit her to help look? "

I can't look hi though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you looked hi and lo?Maybe we should be charitable and visit her to help look?

I can't look hi though."

Why are you too small ?

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Have you looked hi and lo?Maybe we should be charitable and visit her to help look?

I can't look hi though.

Why are you too small ?

Think she might get dizzy. I cannot look low so between us we would make a good team if you could come and supervise us?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Have you looked hi and lo?Maybe we should be charitable and visit her to help look?

I can't look hi though.

Why are you too small ?

Think she might get dizzy. I cannot look low so between us we would make a good team if you could come and supervise us? "

Short and dizzy - it's not a great combination.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Have you looked hi and lo?Maybe we should be charitable and visit her to help look?

I can't look hi though.

Why are you too small ?

Think she might get dizzy. I cannot look low so between us we would make a good team if you could come and supervise us?

Short and dizzy - it's not a great combination."
Look, Granny is short of a Lilo - there is no time to think of your or my height! We need to form an A team to help right now!

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By *lackboaWoman
over a year ago

greenock

.....or i could just lend her this one that i found in my airing cupboard.....

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By *llie RoseWoman
over a year ago

By the seaside

It's possibly run off with my mojo which has also gone missing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you looked hi and lo?Maybe we should be charitable and visit her to help look?

I can't look hi though.

Why are you too small ?

Think she might get dizzy. I cannot look low so between us we would make a good team if you could come and supervise us?

Short and dizzy - it's not a great combination.Look, Granny is short of a Lilo - there is no time to think of your or my height! We need to form an A team to help right now! "

I'm short and Blonde

I would be no help to anyone

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Have you looked hi and lo?Maybe we should be charitable and visit her to help look?

I can't look hi though.

Why are you too small ?

Think she might get dizzy. I cannot look low so between us we would make a good team if you could come and supervise us?

Short and dizzy - it's not a great combination.Look, Granny is short of a Lilo - there is no time to think of your or my height! We need to form an A team to help right now!

I'm short and Blonde

I would be no help to anyone

Thing is... none of us have really helped the good lady - I feel bad !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Practical solution, not ideal but...

Sit in your wheel chair and put your feet up on your zimmer....

Not horizontal for sleeping, but....

Hope that helps Granny....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

".....or i could just lend her this one that i found in my airing cupboard....."

Why would anyone air their lilo ?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

".....or i could just lend her this one that i found in my airing cupboard.....

Why would anyone air their lilo ?"

I thought you had to air them or they are just flat plastic lolos.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

".....or i could just lend her this one that i found in my airing cupboard.....

Why would anyone air their lilo ?"

Why would nt one air one's lilo - keep it dry and warm for the next user?

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