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By *ife Ninja OP Man
24 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Turns up at your door with an M&S dine in meal for two, a box of chocolates and a bottle of baby oil. What happens next? 🤓

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By *exyScientistsCouple
24 weeks ago

Castlebar

"Turns up at your door with an M&S dine in meal for two, a box of chocolates and a bottle of baby oil. What happens next? 🤓"

Try it and let's see 😇🤔

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

That Valentine's deal they had looked fantastic so they can come straight in

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By *oughmanMan
24 weeks ago

Sunderland

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By *oughmanMan
24 weeks ago

Sunderland

"Turns up at your door with an M&S dine in meal for two, a box of chocolates and a bottle of baby oil. What happens next? 🤓

Try it and let's see 😇🤔"

Invite them in offer them a cup of tea/coffee while I heat up the meal. We'll see from there.

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By *elloWoman
24 weeks ago

alpha centauri

"Turns up at your door with an M&S dine in meal for two, a box of chocolates and a bottle of baby oil. What happens next? 🤓

Try it and let's see 😇🤔

Invite them in offer them a cup of tea/coffee while I heat up the meal. We'll see from there."

Pop star trek tos in the dvd player and wait for the ping of the microwave and settle down under a cosy blanket for an awesome evening

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By *igboobstCouple
24 weeks ago

barrow

"Turns up at your door with an M&S dine in meal for two, a box of chocolates and a bottle of baby oil. What happens next? 🤓

Try it and let's see 😇🤔

Invite them in offer them a cup of tea/coffee while I heat up the meal. We'll see from there.

Pop star trek tos in the dvd player and wait for the ping of the microwave and settle down under a cosy blanket for an awesome evening "

We let her in we open the wine eat the meal and see what happens

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By *ife Ninja OP Man
24 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Invite everyone around 🤓

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Just a meal for 2?

Disappointing

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By *onkeyandBonesCouple
24 weeks ago

Staffordshire

We would invite her in and the food would go cold

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By *avelovescouplesMan
24 weeks ago

wolverhampton

Ask if it’s red or white wine

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By *ife Ninja OP Man
24 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"Just a meal for 2?

Disappointing

Bring sausage rolls 🤓

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
24 weeks ago

from mars

A polite fuck off 😀

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

An impolite fuck

Then dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

You know that Denzel meme when he slams the door?

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
24 weeks ago

from mars

"An impolite fuck

Then dinner "

😂😎 … that’s so cool though

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By *inxy777Woman
24 weeks ago

essex

Well eat x

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By *Silver-Man
24 weeks ago

North Wales

I invite her in.

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By *oughmanMan
24 weeks ago

Sunderland

"Turns up at your door with an M&S dine in meal for two, a box of chocolates and a bottle of baby oil. What happens next? 🤓

Try it and let's see 😇🤔

Invite them in offer them a cup of tea/coffee while I heat up the meal. We'll see from there.

Pop star trek tos in the dvd player and wait for the ping of the microwave and settle down under a cosy blanket for an awesome evening "

Now you're talking. Sounds like an entertaining and really cozy evening to me.

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By *uscle88Man
24 weeks ago

Potters Bar

"Well eat x

We’ll pick up where we left off in that hotel in Borehamwood a while back

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Be rude not to have the meal haha

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By *hoccaMan
24 weeks ago

local

"Turns up at your door with an M&S dine in meal for two, a box of chocolates and a bottle of baby oil. What happens next? 🤓"

I tip the Uber eats driver, and go about my day.

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By *tevenTellyCouple
24 weeks ago

Newmarket

Why is he flipping us off

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By *allwirral995Man
24 weeks ago

Wirral

While the meal cooks start on the wine and dessert 😜

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By *inxy777Woman
24 weeks ago

essex

"Well eat x

We’ll pick up where we left off in that hotel in Borehamwood a while back "
never been there. Lol x

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By *hoccaMan
24 weeks ago

local

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By *hoccaMan
24 weeks ago

local

"Well eat x

We’ll pick up where we left off in that hotel in Borehamwood a while back

never been there. Lol x"

Awkward🤣

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By *uscle88Man
24 weeks ago

Potters Bar

"Well eat x

We’ll pick up where we left off in that hotel in Borehamwood a while back

never been there. Lol x

Awkward🤣"

🤣🤣 my mistake. There’s the offer if you want it 😉

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By *each needs some creamWoman
24 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

I would say he's got the wrong flat and direct him to the good looking fit sexy woman in the next block of flats.

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By *ife Ninja OP Man
24 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Examine her tatts 🤓

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By *oll_Face_xxWoman
24 weeks ago

Dollywood

Depends on the wine ... but if a cheeseboard was involved it would be a welcome in ....

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By *eanRMan
24 weeks ago

Dublin 9

Definitely invite them in

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

“For me?! You shouldn’t have”

*takes food and closes door*

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
24 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

"“For me?! You shouldn’t have”

*takes food and closes door* "

Naturally I invite them in and cook them their dinner. Shame they don’t pick me up an extra portion !

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By *uscle88Man
24 weeks ago

Potters Bar

"“For me?! You shouldn’t have”

*takes food and closes door*

Naturally I invite them in and cook them their dinner. Shame they don’t pick me up an extra portion !

Run her a bath and get her relaxed with candles

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By *ollyPocket75Woman
24 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Sit on his face and give him his dessert

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By *eve500Man
24 weeks ago

Leeds

While you eat my sausage

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By *ecretxLoverWoman
24 weeks ago

Glasgow

"Sit on his face and give him his dessert

Can I join yous

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By *ooking4newMan
24 weeks ago

whitby

"Sit on his face and give him his dessert

Can I join yous "
invite her in for a cup of tea

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By *ife Ninja OP Man
24 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"Sit on his face and give him his dessert

Oh, tasty 👌🤓

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By *uscle88Man
24 weeks ago

Potters Bar

"Sit on his face and give him his dessert

And squirt all over my face and in my mouth

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
24 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

"Sit on his face and give him his dessert

And squirt all over my face and in my mouth "

Well if she’s sitting on his face where should I sit?

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By *uscle88Man
24 weeks ago

Potters Bar

"Sit on his face and give him his dessert

And squirt all over my face and in my mouth

Well if she’s sitting on his face where should I sit?"

You can slide up and down my thick cock 😉

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

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24 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Demolish the food obviously love a markies dine in for 2 meal.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
24 weeks ago

Home

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
24 weeks ago

Home

Have a lovely meal and it's a secret what happens after it

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